* Posts by Commswonk

1777 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Sep 2015

BT boss: Yeah, making a business case for 5G is hard

Commswonk

Re: Perhaps it's this

Perhaps if 5G is rolled out and the data is cheap enough, we can finally get rid of the wired connection, now that would upset BT. The question is can data be supplied at a price that will match the price of wired + line rental.

How cheap is "cheap enough"? Don't forget that as things stand the "user demand" can be split between radio and line based systems; get rid of line and the radio system has to be upscaled to meet all the demand. In simple terms that means an expanded radio system, as in every site having to be uprated in order to cope with the traffic. In this case "uprating" means more hardware (including backhaul) and even more spectrum; for what exactly? Just to poke BT in its corporate eye? The cost to users will always be set by what the market will tolerate, and by removing line transmission from the equation you enable the radio system operators to charge more, not less, because you have removed one layer of competition for reasons of "spite" more than anything else.

By getting rid of wired connections you also force business users to piss about using radio connections for business purposes, and frankly that is stupid.

My apparent "support" for BT is not because I inherently support BT (the buggers are about to force my monthly costs up) but because when trying to solve a problem (real or perceived) it is preferable to find a solution, not introduce an even bigger problem.

Prosecute driverless car devs for software snafus, say Brit cyclists

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Re: Hmm

...if you know that an AV will emergency stop if you step out in front of it will everyone just wander into the road whenever they feel like it?

I see a good few Darwin Awards ahead. How many will step out in front of a vehicle expecting it to stop only to find that it isn't actually an autonomous vehicle? The (very) hard way.

Coming live to a warzone near you: Army Truck Driver for Xbox!

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Re: "used drones to observe the Ukrainians' movements"

@ Peter2: This means that we can relatively quickly ramp up the army in response to a crisis...

Are you a politician by any chance, or perhaps an aspiring one? Only a politician could ever believe that a country could "quickly ramp up the army" even if qualified by adding the word "relatively". In a crisis (the word you used) a response might be required in days at most, not some large multiple of months or years.

Black Horse Down, we repeat... yes, Lloyds Bank, again

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There's a Hole In My Bucket, Dear Liza...

Sorry, we've had to log you off.

We're sorry but an error has occurred whilst processing your transaction.

If you were making a payment then please check your statement to make sure it has been made successfully. If the payment isn't shown on your statement please try again.

Isn't that rather rubbing salt in the wound, suggesting users check their statements when the system is off - line? Including the word "later" might have been a little better.

Ads watchdog tells Plusnet: There's no way unlimited business broadband costs £4.50

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@ Lee D: I honestly don't get why honest business is so hard.

It isn't, but there are disincentives to being honest; dishonest business brings in more money if you can get away with it, and I'm afraid the evidence rather suggests that most of the time you will.

Universal basic income is a great idea, which is also why it won't happen

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The only fix is a TRUE free market system. As imperfect as it is, free market has the inherent checks and balances to reward hard work and punish laziness

Does a "true" free market include the use of tar and feathers* for those who dump on the rest of us?

If it does then where do I sign up?

* Or worse...

TalkTalk sees red after chucking £75m on restructuring bonfire

Commswonk

Re: "What the effing toss does that shit even mean?"

One thing it means... I will have to go and buy a new bullshit detector because that little lot damaged the existing one BER*.

* No, not Bit Error Rate... Beyond Economic Repair - a much older use of the abbreviation.

BT plots to slash pension benefits for 32,000 staff

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Unhappy

Re: There are already so many other ways to plug this fiscal hole.

...and one of them turned up in my Inbox at coffee time this morning.

Earlier this year I declined BT's offer of an increase in speed of our FTTC service from 54 MB/s to 76 Mb/s at an increased price. The lower speed - even if reduced by any contention - was more than enough to meet our needs. As an (admittedly discredited) advertisement once said "Why Pay More?"

So BT's email turned up, telling me that the price was going to go up anyway, along with an unnecessary increase in speed to... 76 Mb/s. For those who want universal FTTP this is a foretaste of things to come; the paying customer is going to be royally gouged; I suggest that this price rise is nothing in comparison to what is going to happen if BT's idea of ditching FTTC (and the more basic ADSL service) is given Ofcom approval.

Thanks a lot, speed freaks...

80-year-old cyclist killed in prang with Tesla Model S

Commswonk

Re: RE: unwanted infantilism

Ah; but beware the concept of "lies, damn lies, & statistics". The raw figures do tell a depressing tale but to demonstrate how misleading they can be I suggest you consider the following: In the event of a collision between a motor vehicle and a cyclist the cyclist is going to come off worse every time. However, the figures you quote could mean that there were 3,339 occasions when cyclists did something really stupid and as a result were either killed or seriously injured despite the vehicle driver doing everything they could to avoid it. Now that is obviously statistically improbable, but it does help show that raw data, without anything further by way of detail, presents a totally incomplete picture of the overall situation which in turn can mislead those reading it.

If you are trying to solve a problem then the likelihood of finding the correct solution is greatly reduced if you don't make sure that you analyse it properly first and garner all the relevant information about it.

Commswonk

Alternative Explanation

It will be interesting to find out once all the evidence has been gathered whether the driver's mobile 'phone activity played any part in this fatality.

Openreach fibre plan for 10m premises coming 'before Christmas'

Commswonk

Re: It saddens me

All well and good but you have failed (or perhaps deliberately omitted) to tell us how much Swiss citizens have to pay for their broadband services. Without that information it is impossible to make a proper comparison between what we get in the UK for the price we pay and the Swiss equivalents.

You cannot have failed to notice (or perhaps you have!) from some comments in this thread (and comparable broadband - related topics from El Reg passim) that uptake of broadband is price sensitive, and it has also been noted any major move to FTTP can only be achieved by increasing costs to the consumer. I can see why BT / Openreach might see a widespread migration to fibre only as being a solution; if FTTC is withdrawn then consumers will have no option other than to pay more for fibre, other than to do without BB altogether or ditch fixed line BB by fibre and use mobile services instead, although in my perhaps limited experience (PAYG dongle) that is a very costly way of using the internet.

If Ofcom gives the green light to this plan I would seriously question in whose interests Ofcom thinks it is supposed to be regulating; IMHO it certainly will be difficult to argue that it is working for the benefit of consumers.

Computing in schools improved, but still needs major patching – report

Commswonk
Headmaster

Re: Same old same old

@ Not also known as SC: I used to be a teacher and agree with you mostly - I won't quibble over details.

In that case shouldn't Very different skills are needed for both, but they are both computer related job roles read Very different skills are needed for each, but they are both computer related job roles.

Perhaps that's quibbling over a detail...

Commswonk

Re: kids should learn management skills

Only divert into management those who show aptitude for it.

For Scott Adams opinion on the subject see:

http://dilbert.com/strip/1995-02-05

In reality Doctor Syntax has described a problem that is widespread across many industries, but I'm far from certain that kids could learn (or be taught) management skills. In fact it could be counter - productive; why give children the idea that they are (or might be) management material when in fact the percentage of them that will finish up in a management role is extremely small?

User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot

Commswonk

How on earth could you conclude that? Comments so far have been about the quality of the communication, not its quantity.

This has made me remember that my stepdaughter used to speak in a continuous stream of words right up into adulthood; it was more or less incomprehensible. My stating that I had not been called upon to punctuate a paragraph of prose since my schooldays and I wasn't going to start again now neither went down well nor had any noticeable effect.

The worrisome thing is that she now has a PhD in something exotic and is lecturing university students; I just hope that she has learnt the art of marshalling her thoughts sufficiently to communicate in comprehensible, punctuated speech.

Commswonk

Re: "saying less words"

Or the same number of words just fewer informative. (Or was that less informative?...)

Interesting... either can be correct, but the meaning is different.

Fewer informative words suggests that the words were indeed informative, but that there were fewer of them.

Less informative words suggests that the words themselves were inherently not all that informative.

Commswonk
Facepalm

@ 's water music: dilbert detects human stupidity

Actually it's Dogbert detects human stupidity.

Commswonk

Re: "saying less words"

"Fewer"

I was going to point out the same mistake but my underlying empathy for its originator was enough to overcome the urge.

You are free to conclude that I experience more or less the same thing from Mrs Commswonk, often augmented by a lot of hand and arm waving that are somehow supposed to substitute for spoken words. "I haven't the faintest idea what you are talking about" rarely if ever earns any Brownie Points.

Where hackers haven't directly influenced polls, they've undermined our faith in democracy

Commswonk

An Alternative Viewpoint...

Where hackers haven't directly influenced polls, they've undermined our faith in democracy

I think that I am more concerned about the fact that people may form their political views from what they read on social media; that undermines any faith I might have had in my fellow human beings as being "sentient".

No venture capital please, we're British: Why a pair of storage startups went it alone

Commswonk

Re: On whose scale?

Quite so; everything they earn is "theirs", with no need to find money every month to keep the vultures who loaded their companies with debt away.

Must make for better sleeping at night as well.

Commuters' phone data could be tracked to save megabucks on census

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FAIL

What on earth...

The ONS has since been beavering away to figure out how to use administrative data to produce population and household statistics that can be used as an alternative to the census.

This data might all be very interesting and helpful, but there is no way it can be miraculously converted into anything that looks like the data derived from the conventional census. It might be a very useful adjunct to the paper census; I fail to see how it could ever be an alternative to it, unless the ONS suddenly puts its hand up and says "we have been collecting all the wrong data since, er, for ever".

Those IT gadget freebies you picked up this year? They make AWFUL Christmas presents

Commswonk

So, similar to grappa then?

Arrgh! I tried it once on a holiday at Larke Garda; an experience that I am unlikely to forget for its memorable horror. (The grappa, not Lake Garda!)

Stuck to Limoncello after that... much better.

<sigh>

Commswonk

Re: Horrible green stuff

When I saw the first mention of this green liquid I immediately thought "Green Chartreuse", which I have to admit is something of an acquired taste.

I am now tempted to go and buy a bottle as I rather used to enjoy it a good many years ago, and in all likelihood there would be little risk of there being any other demand for it.

All mine.

Phone mast maker Arqiva: Oh, the £6bn float? Yeah, about that...

Commswonk

Re: Please Clarify...

...a very half-arsed reading of the Wikipedia page for Arquiva

It would need to be very half-arsed, given that the sentence given over to "History" reads as follows:

The company, which has a history that dates back to the beginning of regular public broadcasting in the United Kingdom, was actually only formed in 2005. Below is a potted history of the various organisations that are now part of Arqiva:

A rather better summary, I think.

Commswonk

Please Clarify...

The firm began in 1922 when the BBC made its first radio broadcast

The above was also mentioned in an earlier report about Arqiva, and as far as I am concerned is simply not true. The BBC built, owned, and operated its own transmitters from its inception until selling the network off in the late 1990s.

Arqiva's existence can be traced back to the 1950s when independent television started, when it was part of the Independent Television Authority since when it has mutated into its present form.

Can you please explain how you can claim the firm began in 1922?

Donald, YOU'RE FIRED: Rogue Twitter worker quits, deletes President Trump's account

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@ Mark 85: Actually, we need for someone to pin a medal on the lad and have a parade in his honor.

The Nobel Peace Prize might be appropriate.

Giza geezers' muon-geyser visor reveals Great Pyramid's hidden void surpriser

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Re: Do things the hard way...

And would need a second one to carry some sort of illumination, come to think of it; not an issue with an endoscope, at least for a small area.

Commswonk
Angel

Re: Hmm ...

"Valet of the Kings" ...

Definitely worth an upvote that, not least because of the lateness of the hour at which you thought of it.

Commswonk

Do things the hard way...

To explore this further, the team are thinking about drilling a very small hole – measuring a few centimetres across – so that a tiny robot can fly inside to reveal the hidden details of the cavity.

Not sure that I would describe a hole a few centimetres across as "very small"; apart from that would a drain camera not be a better way of conducting an internal examination? Endoscopy on an archeological scale...

Wheels are literally falling off the MoD thanks to lack of cash

Commswonk

Maybe the trick with public spending is not to cut budget but to cut heads?

Trouble is that that is exactly what happened to those in uniform, if not to the desk - bound personnel in Whitehall. The armed forces have been more or less hollowed out to the point where operational capacity and capability have been seriously compromised but with no obvious financial saving to show for it.

Tragic, really...

Punctual as ever, Equifax starts snail-mailing affected Brits about mega-breach

Commswonk

Re: WTF..?

Probably obtained via credit checks made by car hire companies?

Sounds doubtful; if I pay for a hire car - or anything else for that matter - by credit card then what credit check would be needed? The CC company decided I was a good risk, and the car hire company has no need to conduct further checks.

Doesn't mean they don't though, but if that was going on I would hope that the FCA / ICO would step in and tell them to stop it on data protection grounds.

Commswonk

WTF..?

Equifax said it began notifying the customers most exposed by letters posted on October 13. "Consumers who have potentially had their driving licence numbers or...

Two points spring to mind: firstly are they only notifying those "most" exposed? What about those "slightly" exposed? Secondly, how the hell did Equifax get hold of Driving lIcence numbers, and why? Were they willingly handed over by the owners themselves?

I fnd myself wondering if the FCA and ICO should be laying down the law and stipulating what data may be requested (and thus stored ready for later theft) and what data must not. Exactly how Equifax obtained this (sort of) information must be the subject of a specific enquiry. What else was sitting there pending misappropriation?

Openreach: Comms providers 'welcome' our full-fibre 'ambition'

Commswonk

Re: Has anyone considered...

....decommission the legacy copper network...

Do you mean "completely" or only as far as broadband is concerned? Given the requirement to have a telephone service that works during a power failure "completely" looks like a non - starter. Although batteries in cabinets are a practical option, batteries at each individual user's premises are not; technically possible, certainly, but not a practical option given that the telcos would have to take responsibility for their long term support.

Commswonk

Re: Sit on Hands, became show hands slightly, BT still act like the drunk blocking the Pub doorway.

@ Adam Jarvis: It's showing full Fibre can work...

No it doesn't, at least not yet. At most it proves that it is physically possible to roll out fibre optic cables, but "showing that full fibre can work" depends on the take - up rate by users. Now in rural areas uptake might be quite significant, given that the choice will be between non - existent or totally crap ADSL / VDSL and fibre, but in areas where the ADSL / VDSL services meet users' requirements the adoption rate is likely to be a lot less.

It is only a few weeks since I declined BT's offer of an increase in speed from 52 Mb/s to 76 Mb/s because the lower speed more than meets my (actually our) needs, and the additional £5 or thereabouts per month would not have been money well spent; it would have been utterly pointless expenditure. On that basis there is no way I want to pay an additional £7 per month to get a speed that is far in excess or what I (we) need. See Streaker150 and Richard Simpson above.

The only way full - fibre is likely to achieve significant penetration in areas where ADSL / VDSL meets users' needs is either by marketeers lying to them about the speed they need (i.e. miss - selling) or by BT suddenly deciding that is going to withdraw copper - based distribution. If that happens it will be interesting to see how Ofcom reacts; is it a regulator, there to protect the interests of consumers, or a shill for the broadband industry? I don't know how long BT have allowed for the costs of providing FTTC to be amortised but I cannot see the business wanting to withdraw a service that hasn't paid for itself yet.

It is only a few days since it was announced that subscribers without broadband will have their line rental reduced, so simply shutting down the copper network almost as an act of spite is unlikely to receive a favourable response. Will they have to pay a premium to have telephone over fibre without any accompanying broadband? "Taxing" copper (either in total or over a given length) will result in similar anomalies.

Facebook, Amazon fund new trans-Pacific submarine cable

Commswonk

Perhaps it will be the cats who will be watching...

Unless they start chasing the originators of the experiment, i.e. the mice.

First iPhone X fondlers struggle to admit that Face ID sort of sucks

Commswonk

Re: Apple...

"youtubers"? Are those some sort of potato?

USB stick found in West London contained Heathrow security data

Commswonk

Re: How as this even possible?

The fact that a USB stick exists with open documents tells us plenty about that organisation.

Not sure that's either true or fair. It certainly tells us something about one person within the organisation, but finding that person might be easier said than done.

Chinese whispers: China shows off magnetic propulsion engine for ultra-silent subs, ships

Commswonk

I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again...

The ship used liquid helium-cooled superconductors to get up to speeds of 15KPH (9MPH) and later prototypes couldn't beat that speed.

<pedant>

A prototype is a prototype is a prototype. Something later than a prototype is no longer a prototype. A "later" prototype is a development.

</pedant>

Whois? No, Whowas: Incoming Euro privacy rules torpedo domain registration system

Commswonk

Re: Whois should be destroyed and kept destroyed. Living open is not always a good thing.

The WHOIS listing had all her information. Name, address, phone.

My starting point is that IANAL, which may explain my bafflement. If data currently available using "whois" will be outlawed by GDPR, how does this square with the data that is available from Companies House being, er, available? I noticed that someone earlier in this thread mentioned C/H but without making the obvious comparison. (If they did and I missed it then... mea culpa.)

On the face of it if "whois" data is to be banned, how can Companies House data escape the same ban? The only answer that I can see is that if you want to register a company (and/or be a director thereof) then that information being publicly available must be a specific legal requirement.

It is difficult to see why the same should not apply to domain registrations, although I have every sympathy with the young lady mentioned above.

So long – and thanks for all the phish

Commswonk

Re: Missing something

@ a_yank_lurker: See my posting two above yours at the time of writing. Did you read the previous comments before sending your own?

Commswonk
Facepalm

A Fool and his Money..?

I am astonished that any company would pay an invoice / bill / other demand without checking that the item(s) or service(s) for which payment is being sought were (a) ordered (against a verifiable order number) and (b) delivered (accompanied by a delivery / completion note).

Places where I have worked had proper "chains of evidence" (yeah OK it's paperwork!) so that purchases are properly authorised and delivery confirmed and an invoice checked against them before anyone could authorise payment.

Have businesses become so sloppy that even basic common sense has been eradicated from their internal processes? I suspect I might know the answer...

Humble civil servant: Name public electric car chargers after me

Commswonk

Monty Python Comments...

He's not a civil servant, he's a very naughty boy.

Commswonk

Re: Because these electric cars won't be internet enabled

Don't you just love it when our leaders really get this IT nonsense?

If and when it happens, yes I will. Until then I will continue to slowly shake my head in wonderment at their stupidity.

Commswonk

Re: Agorrant twat

Title does not compute, Captain.

UK financial regulator confirms it is probing Equifax mega-breach

Commswonk

Re: What Exactly Was The Breach ???

Time to stock up on popcorn, I suspect.

It will be interesting to find out exactly what personal data has been vulnerable to theft; it may very well be that the organisations that have provided information to Equifax about each and every one of us have overstepped the mark on what is permissible.

I have not applied for any form of "direct" credit for over three decades, although obviously "indirect" credit (such as utility payments) don't necessarily fall into that category.

I would be horrified to find out that Equifax had my bank account or credit card details; there is no reason for them to have that information under any circumstances. All they need is my name and address (12 Coleridge Close, Climthorpe*) and that should be quite enough to identify me.

It would be very interesting to find out if anyone has provided more than is strictly necessary about me (or anyone else) post the requirements of various Data Protection legislation. And should "excess information" about me have been deleted post that date?

It could very well be that companies provided more information than was strictly necessary for a credit - checking agency to function; if that turns out to be the case I sincerely hope that they too are heavily censured.

* Actually the address of one Reginald Iolanthe Perrin

Viasat: We're going to sue Ofcom over EU-wide airline Wi-Fi network

Commswonk

Re: Is this addiction to the internet a modern adult (?) version of thumb - sucking?

A very good point deserving of an upvote. However, I broke away from the internet to have lunch, and will break away again to take the dog for a walk. My mobile phone will remain switched off (OK I'm retired!) in all probability.

My concern is that there is a growing inability on the part of a growing number of people for whom detachment from the internet is emotionally intolerable.

Ah the blessings of being grumpy...

Commswonk

An Alternative Viewpoint...

...a grandiose EU vision to bring in-flight Wi-Fi to airliners

Oh <Deity> is there to be no escape whatsoever? Is this addiction to the internet a modern adult (?) version of thumb - sucking?

Let's make the coppers wear cameras! That'll make the ba... Oh. No sodding difference

Commswonk

Re: Alternative Comparison

Has crime gone down since the Govts started putting CCTV all over the cities.. If not then why bother with BWCs.

Apples and Oranges I'm afraid. CCTV captures "street crime" and while it may not have resulted in any reduction in crime statistics it can make identifying a possible suspect and tracking their movements possible, not simply easier. I stress the "possible" because without the CCTV that identification and tracking might have been completely impossible previously.

A BWC, OTOH, records the interaction between a police officer and a suspect or witness, which is an entirely different scenario to what CCTV captures. If nothing else a BWC will work indoors where (public) CCTV cannot.

Having said that detection rates are dismally low, so your point about CCTV may have some validity. However conclusions about CCTV cannot be assumed to be valid for BWCs; the two have vastly different purposes.

Commswonk

...unless the equipment can be easily nullified (which it probably can) in which case turn it off when convenient and carry on like normal.

Which in turn would prompt the question in Court... Would you please explain to the Court why the time code on your footage is not continuous? And why does it not cover the entirety of your presence at this incident?

I have done a bit of delving in the last few minutes and a timecode (real time as well!) seems to be mandatory. One manufacturer's website has a demo playback with the timecode down to "minutes", but it didn't take long to spot that fact that the material had been edited because the timecode was discontinuous. Another model from the same maker had timecode down to seconds and that was unbroken.

Tampering with BWC video evidence might be harder than you think.

Commswonk

IANAL and I have no idea about the "rules of evidence" in the US, and only slightly more about UK rules but IIRC in the UK all evidence gathered by the police in any given investigation has to be supplied to the defence whether that evidence is used in Court or not, and that would by definition include anything garnered from BWCs.

I think the legal profession would smell a rat long before anything came to Court if material potentially helpful to a defendant (or a complainant in the case of a complaint against the police) was mysteriously missing because of an unexplained defect in a BWC.

Evidence - tampering is hardly unknown (sadly) but tampering with video evidence might be very hard to conceal, even by simply denying its availability. (What? Both (all?) BWCs used during this arrest were faulty?) It would not be long before defence barristers were asking about serial numbers of BWCs used against their clients, along with the test / maintenance records on them. And insisting on questioning the person(s) responsible for doing the downloads and storing the material.

I would suggest that "faulty BWCs" could very easily rebound hard on anyone (or any organisation) trying that approach.

All your masts are belong to us outfit Arqiva confirms IPO plan

Commswonk

Re: Crawley

...Arqiva was still eight years from creation.

In name, yes, but it can trace its origins from the old (almost prehistoric , now) ITA which morphed into the IBA, then NTL and finally* finishing up as Arqiva.

To reinforce the point where, exactly was the ITA based?, Er, Crawley Court.

But as you said, to claim that it can trace its origins back to 1922 is disingenuous, or perhaps more correctly completely wrong.

*Until the next change of name anyway.