* Posts by Commswonk

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Concerns over cops' crap computer kit: UK MPs call for cash, capacity, command

Commswonk

Yet More Hogwash...

But the loudest recommendation from the MPs was stronger national leadership from the Home Office on technology.

"Ministers need to take ultimate responsibility for the failure of this crucial public service to properly upgrade its technology to deal with the threats of the 21st century," the report said.

A "Department" cannot provide leadership any more than a "building" can. Leadership can only come from people and I simply cannot see how a politician with a PPE to his or her name can ever provide anything that even vaguely resembles leadership. A similar comment must also apply to the senior levels of the civil service where classicists hold sway. On top of that a politician is in place solely on the basis of patronage, and is fully aware that that patronage can be withdrawn on a whim at any time by the leader of the day, and of course, by the electorate every now and then. The civil servant - other than those at the very top - will be looking for the next career move no more than 2 years ahead.

The above inevitably results in the employment of consultants, who (unsurprisingly) have their own agenda.

Anyone expecting the police and the occupants of the Home Office and their consultants to be focussing on the same agenda is living in cloud - cuckoo land.

There is also another unfortunate observation to make; the more that is spent on technology for the police the worse the detection / conviction rates become. I know perfectly well that correlation is not causation but I'd really like to know why this certainly seems to be the case.

Britain's rail ticket-booking systems go TITSUP*

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Coat

@ Korev: Almost disappointed that didn't squeeze an "Off the rails" pun in...

What would have been the point(s)?

Anyway it's the ticketing platform that is at fault.

Er, sorry...

BT, beware: Cityfibre reveals plan to shovel £2.5bn under Britain's rural streets

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Minor Edit Required...

From the article: Goldman Sachs are very experienced infrastructure investors. What they are looking at is the potential, longer-term value. Therefore they have concluded that represents the right value based on its future.” ®

The middle sentence might be better written as What they are looking for is a fat profit. The company was not called a vampire squid for no reason...

UK Home Office admits £200m Emergency Services Network savings 'delayed'

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Re: Omnishambles

Had the Home Office had some people with a bit of common sense they would have bought Airwave and then they'd have however many years they would have liked for ~£800M not three for £1.1Bn

Part of me wants to agree with you, but your conclusion appears to need (at least) two assumptions to be true, which they aren't.

Firstly, buying Airwave means taking over the ownership of the base stations and the Switched Management Infrastructure (SwMI) that controls them. Such a purchase would not include the network connections (Ground Based Network) that joins them all together. Those circuits are leased from circuit providers (e.g. BT) so continuing use of the overall system would require ongoing line leasing costs.

Secondly, neither the base sites nor the SwMI look after themselves; they need people (quite a few of them!) who can attend a site in the event of any problem that cannot be sorted out remotely, including replacement of equipment that has gone faulty and requires repair on a bench somewhere. The response time required in the event of a fault that has taken a site (or part therof) out of service is fairly short (hours not days or weeks) and all those people are a recurring cost that has to be met if the service is to continue.

Much as we might wish it to be true, it is simply wrong to assume that there would be a cost saving of "system lease cost" minus "purchase price" there for the taking, because sadly there isn't.

I am not trying to defend the charges that Motorola will present to the Home Office (or more correctly us taxpayers); all I am saying is that your underlying assumptions are untrue and thus your idea, as it stands, doesn't work.

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Re: Not unexpected

"Not unexpected"... since IIRC the contract was placed without a firm specification in place and without the technology (mainly but not exclusively software) not existing either. AFAIK there has not even been a public or semi - public proof of concept demonstration yet; had there been I am certain that we would have heard it trumpeted from the heavens.

Given there has been no hint of EE finding itself penalised for the accumulated delays it seems fair to assume that there are no milestones in the contract that had to be reached by specified deadlines.

At the end of all this (if there ever is an end) I can all too easily envisage the much - claimed savings never actually materialising, particularly given the eye - watering sums being charged to extend Airwave in the meantime.

My worst fear (OK it isn't really as I am retired) is that the emergency services will be forced to adopt a shoddy system that doesn't really meet their requirements while at the same time saving nothing. Given that the choice is between that and the Home Office & senior politicians having to admit that they goofed mightily which seems the more likely?

Brace yourself, Britain: Health minister shares 'vision' for NHS 'tech revolution'

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"Health minister shares 'vision'..."

Is it really a "vision" or is he following the voices in his head?

I think we ought to be told.

UK defence secretary ponders £50m hit to terminate Capita recruiting contract

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Re: Am I Missing Something?

Just remember this is a government contract and nothing like those in the real world.

This is what happens when process becomes more important than outcome.

Awarding a contract is always seen as the endpoint, when (in this case) the proper goal is effective recruitment.

Emergency Services Network delays to cost public purse £1.1bn, Home Office reveals

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Re: Push to talk!

Hopefully they are not, replaceable batteries are not a good thing. (etc)

I think "Duh" is appropriate here. Have you ever worked with (say) TETRA equipment with replaceable batteries? They are not too hot to handle when removed from a fast charger, and the radio terminal is out of action for a few tens of seconds while the change is made. (Better to switch off first, and switch on again after the change has been made, given all the handshaking required.)

Do you really want Police Officers to be stuck out somewhere with a dead radio? Dead simply because the battery didn't last the full shift, and they can't change the battery. In addition, even if it does last a full (perhaps busy) shift it will not be available for the next shift because it has to sit in an office somewhere charging up.

Do you really want to incur the costs associated with having to have a heap of spare radios to allow half to be "out" while the rest are charging? Or is every officer going to have to carry two just in case one conks out with a discharged battery.

Trust me; replaceable abtteries are not a hazard.

I don't think you have thought this through...

Commswonk

Re: Push to talk!

Push to talk is the missing feature.

Is that still true? I sincerely hope that this point would have been resolved by now.

Have a look here: https://www.mobilenewscwp.co.uk/2018/03/23/samsung-announces-new-smartphone-emergency-services-network/ to find a picture of a Samsung offering. It looks horribly like something in which the user cannot replace the battery if it discharges during a shift, or even between shifts.

Please <Deity> can someone assure me that user - replaceable batteries are part of the specification.

Thank <same Deity> that I am retired and thus don't have to worry about such things for real.

Commswonk

Re: Why is it relying on voice at all?

Just have a handset that has triple sim support so it can talk to all 3 UK networks at once and just use the strongest available signal.

"Just"? What about all the equipment needed to join the various networks together so that (say) Police Officers who are using different network providers can actually talk to each other?

I could be wrong but I have a slight suspicion that the "powers that be" actually want a system that has some chance of working, not one that has little or no chance.

Commswonk

Re: This old TETRA kit...

But do remember that the government always choose the cheapest auction hall for it's surplus equipment sales,

Er... the equipment does not belong to the government; it belongs to Airwave / Motorola. The government (specifically the Home Office) buys a service from Airwave without actually owning any part of the fixed infrastructure. User groups (e.g. the Police) are equally unlikely to "own" their equipment; it is likely to be leased from a Managed Service Provider.

But see above about "encryption".

Commswonk

Re: This old TETRA kit...

I would say "very doubtful" in the case of portable / vehicle terminals because of their in - built encryption; I would expect them to face secure destruction.

In the case of the base station equipment "well maybe", provided that their encryption capability can be physically separated from the "radio" bits.

Having said that retuning them from 380 - 400 MHz to the nearest amateur band (430 - 440 MHz) might prove difficult, as might getting around the fact that the equipment is fully software controlled and converting it to "fixed frequency" could be challenging, unless the aim was to use the RF stages with "other electronics", which almost makes the whole enterprise a bit pointless. I cannot see Motorola being happy about copies of the software escaping into the wider world.

The base station power supplies might be useful, though.

Leaked memo: No internet until you clean your bathroom, Ecuador told Julian Assange

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Re: #FreeEmbassyCat

I am of the view that the Ecuadorian Embassy staff have taken this stance following complaints from the cat.

It must find the smell intolerable, and I don't mean the litter tray...

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

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I'm still amused how mine came out as "Rogan" once.

Nice one, Josh...

Workplace services-flinger Sodexo pulls Engage website after division hit by malware smackdown

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Serves them right...

From the article: Sodexo Engage describes itself as a "specialist in employee and consumer engagement".

If that's how they see themselves then they deserve to have their security breached.

PC makers: Intel CPU shortages are here to stay ... for six months

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Re: fully working 10Nm node

I think I see the problem here - they're trying to make chips in Newton-metres.

Ah yes; all torque, no action.

Don't make us pay compensation for employee data breach, Morrisons begs UK court

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Re: English Idio.....

I have never heard the word Compo used in any other context but as an abbreviation for Compensation.

For some of us the word "Compo" will always mean "Compo (composite) Rations" unless the context clearly indicates otherwise.

Sneaky phone apps just about obey the law, still have no trouble guzzling your data, says Which?

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Re: Not using Apps? Its no longer optional anymore

Given that with a FitBit, I can "run" a marathon without getting off the sofa...

Please spare us the details of your private life.

Having said that Mrs Commswonk once tried a FitBit or equivalent and was very surprised to find that while she had walked perhaps 10 or 15 yards hanging out the washing her "activity tracker" was of the view that she had done some considerable running. I had to explain that as it was mounted on her wrist it was merely counting how much arm waving she had done and nothing else.

Come to think of it she gave up on the idea more or less immediately thereafter.

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Happy

Better still...

Why not have one that has but 2 "apps"? (a) make phone calls, and (b) send text messages?

This article merely reinforces my joy at not being a smartphone owner, or (more correctly) not being owned by a smartphone.

UK.gov won't Airwave bye for another 3 years, plans to phase in ESN services

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Re: So once again the Home Offices proves itself

And does anyone believe that "Substantially the same" claim about what Motorola charged them for that 3 year extension?

Given that the initial high cost of providing TETRA / Airwave will have been to cover the high costs associated with site acquisition and construction, and those costs ought to have been amortised years ago there is an arguable case that any extension to the contract should be relatively modestly priced. (Some hope!!) At the same time Motorola must know full well that it has the Home Office over a barrel, with nowhere else to go.

Ultimately this whole sorry enterprise will provide another case study for collectors of botched procurements. I doubt if the supposed cost savings will ever materialise; EE (and I suspect Samsung) must be ratcheting up development costs that were not factored in at the time of the original bidding process, and they will want to recover those costs.

I strongly suspect that there have been no meaningful proof - of - concept trials yet; had there been their "success" would have been trumpeted for all to hear. When TETRA was adopted it was after trials conducted on Jersey; I suspect that the adoption of ESN was based on scribbled notes written by sales droids, and that those are no longer worth the paper they were scribbled on, and quite probably never were.

I also suspect that the serious slippage in the target date will also provide serious headaches for the user community, who are faced with the real prospect of having to replace existing equipment with "more of the same" when its useful lifetime might be very short.

The expression "not fit for purpose" is on my view vastly overworked, but I can see no other description applicable to the clowns in the Home Office who have committed the user community to a system that apparently cannot currently be shown to work and the taxpayer for a large bill with not much to show for it. A bit like the Nimrod Maritime Patrol aircraft programme if my memory is correct...

Git it girl! Academy tries to tempt women into coding with free course

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Re: Schools need to step up to the plate

...step up to the plate

That is a cliché, and should therefore be avoided like the plague.

Guess who's still in charge of your gas safety, Brits? Capita

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I'm Sorry I'll Write That Again...

HSE director of regulation Philip White claimed the winning bid was the “strongest on cost and quality”

should have read

HSE director of regulation Philip White claimed the winning bid was the cheapest

Benchmark smartphone drama: We wouldn't call it cheating, says Huawei, but look, everyone's at it

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Re: App Neutrality

Even though I work in the valley of the shadow of tech, I will trust no benchmark, for bias and big money surrounds me. Only in real world testing, will I take comfort.

Now that really is exquisite . Have an upvote; would award more if I could.

UK.gov flings £95m at public sector superfast broadband rollouts

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Re: Yeah, right

@ steelpillow: We need legislation to force telcos to deliver at a fixed price.

I think you may be confusing "at a fixed price" with "cheaply".

At the risk of stating the obvious they do not mean the same thing.

Self-driving cars will be safe, we're testing them in a massive AI Sim

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Re: Why city planners love autonomous vehicles

Fewer car parking spaces means more for living, which either means higher densities and potentially lower rents.

Still a flawed case, I fear. If we start with the assumption that people will still travel to work by car (now "autonomous") because - if nothing else - the rail transport system is incapable of providing sufficient additional space then if there is no local parking the cars will have to take themselves to some location that isn't local.

Where exactly? We now have a situation whereby a vehicle has to travel empty perhaps almost as far as it travelled with its passenger(s) which is hopelessly inefficient in fuel usage (the vehicle will need more charging than it would have done if it had parked close to its daytime destination) and will actually add to congestion, not reduce it. At least at the moment commuter cars are out of the way once they are at their destination; take away the daytime parking and they will have to remain on the road, which doesn't look all that sensible.

The solution to a problem must not involve creating an even bigger one, and IMHO your "solution" would do just that.

Commswonk

Re: Why city planners love autonomous vehicles

… it means they won't have to devote as much space to car-parking. (etc)

Oh dear; think of all the things that people leave in their cars because they might or will need them later. (Example: an umbrella) If the car is going to bugger off all on its own, probably to be used by someone else, everything an individual takes will have to be unloaded and reloaded later into possibly a different vehicle.

Anyone thinking that AVs are going to be the dawn of a New Utopia hasn't really thought about it all that much, if at all.

Ad watchdog: Amazon 'misleading' over Prime next-day delivery ads

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I wrote: I have one more phone call to try tomorrow;

I know tomorrow never comes but this update might be worthwhile:

I 'phoned BG Homecare's published "Complaints" number; OK it still hit a voice recognition system but only one word was required to get things moving, if a 10 minutes wait for someone to actually speak to me qualifies as "moving". (In that 10 minutes I got rather bored with the annoying nauzac and exhortations to do things on - line) I was eventually answered by a Welsh name with a Welsh accent which was a promising step. 5 or 10 minutes later the relevant booking was made so - on the face of it - the matter is resolved.

He also agreed (yeah right) that the voice recognition system wasn't entirely perfect.

Commswonk

I think I can see where your problem is. BG (or any other big organisation) and boiler service. Get a good local tradesman...

Can't I'm afraid; elderly relative has a Homecare contract with BG so there is no option. :(

Commswonk

Can we set ASA on 'Smart' devices, 'Self driving' and 'Artificial Intelligence' next - If sellers of useless tat get smacked down hard and often enough when misrepresenting their plastic chipped junk they might actually start behaving with some sense eventually.

That is the triumph of hope over experience IMHO. In respect of "smart" meters they are more smart from the supply company's point of view than they are from the end user's, and I am currently doing battle with the supposed "AI" of BG's voice recognition system in trying to sort out a boiler service for an elderly relative. I have one more phone call to try tomorrow; if that presents me with voice recognition (after umpteen other numbers that have done just that) it will be back to snail mail with a blistering letter.

And it will be blistering.

Commswonk

It's a con, always has been.

Twice now I have found myself signed up for Prime even when (a) I didn't want it and (b) I went out of my way not to sign up for it. Speaking to others I found that they had similarly been caught out.

It's not just a con; it's an active and aggressive one to boot.

Prank 'Give me a raise!' email nearly lands sysadmin with dismissal

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Re: Mailing list fail

The guy I was taking to told me a couple of fun little anecdotes.

Bit of a Freudian Slip, that.

Talk about left Field: Apple lures back Tesla engineering guru

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They have a great need for autonomouse vehicles.

Nah; you're just taking the Mickey...

Rights groups challenge UK cops over refusal to hand over info on IMSI catchers

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An AC wrote: What if they gather a piece of evidence proving your innocence but keep it secret to convict you?

Alan Brown then wrote: Actually you don't need a 'what if', because this has happened on multiple occasions and cited several "historical" instances.

Think about more recent news, reporting numerous trials (mainly for rape IIRC) that have collapsed with "Not Guilty" being awarded by the Judge because the Prosecution (as embodied by both the Police and the CPS) have failed to follow the required Advanced Disclosure procedures; not just "failing" but wilfully (it would seem) sidestepping them and denying the existence of any undisclosed material when challenged, right up to the point where the Defence has managed to track down the existence and substance of undisclosed material while a trial is actually in progress. Whether that counts as Noble Cause Corruption or not is neither here nor there.

At the same time it is reported that detection and conviction rates are falling to a dismally low percentage, and I very much doubt if that situation would be improved even if every police officer had his own personal IMSI catcher to play with.

Western Digital wonders why enterprise isn't keen on its solid-state drives

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Management Speak 101

From the article: "We've had some execution issues from a product development perspective."

I'd love to know what the above actually means. Is it as spectacular as I hope it is, or altogether more mundane?

Either way it seems to suggest "we make them but they don't work".

'Fibre broadband' should mean glass wires poking into your router, reckons Brit survey

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Re: Is it important?

@ Halcin: Yes! This is yet another example of the reprehensible behavior of marketing skum. It is not acceptable to confuse, bamboozle, trick people into buying one thing by insinuating it's another.

Well put. Sadly with politicians working by the same principles there seems little chance of legislation being enacted to put a stop to it. For a politician it is acceptable to confuse, bamboozle, trick people into buying one thing by insinuating it's another.

What chance of a remedy when the words "pot, kettle, and black" are so apposite...

Commswonk

Re: Is it important?

@ TRT: Does if you're buying your own modem / router.

Yes, but... realistically how many broadband consumers do buy their own? I suspect that as a percentage of the total the number is quite small.

No, seriously, why are you holding your phone like that?

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Devil

Re: ...why are you holding your phone like that?

@ Richard 81: Friends has a lot to answer for.

Part of me wants to correct that to "Friends have a lot to answer for", but I recognise that in this case that would be wrong.

Commswonk

...why are you holding your phone like that?

I have always assumed that it is because those doing it are pretentious poseurs who saw someone else doing it and decided that it was de rigeur to hold a phone that way.

Much like those who rather than ask "may I have a <choice of> coffee, please, ask if they can "get" one.

I have lost count of the number of times I have come close to being arrested for grabbing such twats and throwing them to the back of the queue; so far I have been able to resist, but the day fast cometh...

And I can always dream of course.

Facebook sends lowly minions to placate Euro law makers over data-slurp scandal

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Re: I've said it before, I'll say it again.

forced to listen to Vogon poetry for the rest of their lives...

Ah the nostalgia. Thinking about it wouldn't Freddled Gruntbuggly and Foonting Turlingdromes (to mention but two) make superlative pseudonyms for posters on this esteemed site?

If anyone signs up with any of them now we'll all know who gave them the idea...

Audi chief exec arrested over Dieselgate car emissions scandal

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Devil

"Stadler was arrested..."

Ach for you ze car is over...

Former FBI boss Comey used private email for official business – DoJ

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@ Ledswinger:I hope you feel guilty, now because its people like you that create the demand for this stuff.

No; I don't - not even slightly. Why should I? I have no idea where you are, but I am in the UK where I have no access to US - based information that has not been "polluted" by others who probably have their own axes to grind.

Am I expected to form judgements on the basis of hearsay evidence? Or am I expected to fall into line with the prejudices of others in conformance with a herd mentality? Or am I expected to agree with an opinion (in this case yours) merely because you tell me to?

Commswonk

Comey does appear to have been a somewhat dangerous, out of control individual in a position of great power who abused his position.

It would certainly seem so. Having read his A Higher Loyalty recently this lapse seems to be at odds with his presentation of himself as pillar of rectitude, a claim that he makes more than once, almost to the point of tedium on the reader's part if not his own.

BT announces Gavin Patterson to become ex-CEO

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...the man needs to be dragged to military barber's for a squaddie regulation haircut...

Ah yes; the famous tale (probably not aprocryphal) about the RSM inspecting some squaddies prior to some major parade: Am I hurting you laddie? I ought to be because I'm standing on your hair.

Commswonk

Re: I'm sure he's thinking...

"...I got a lot less hassle flogging shampoo for a living."

I'm sure he's hoping for something like this obligatory Dilbert: http://dilbert.com/strip/1992-08-27. All it needs is the name changing.

You know who deserves more help from UK.gov? Startup investors, say policy wonks

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Common Typo

From the article: A Google-backed think tank report has called on UK.gov to, erm, help the local tech startup scene flourish in a post-Brexit Britain by agreeing to underwrite a newbie business' first customer contract.

Let's try again: A Google-backed think tank report has called on TAXPAYERS to help the local tech startup scene flourish in a post-Brexit Britain by agreeing to underwrite a newbie business' first customer contract.

I think taxpayers already have more than enough to pay for without anyone finding new ways of splurging their cash.

NHS England fingered over failure to forward patient correspondence

Commswonk

Re: "concerns over its debts owed to private equity parent, Rutland Partners"

Why should they?

Common sense.

Oh wait...

Commswonk
FAIL

Re: True story.

Half listening to Radio 4 earlier this morning it was reported that 3 health "think tanks" (Oh <deity> how I hate those two words) were recommending an annual increase in NHS funding of 4% above inflation.

Why should we be forced to pay more so that this level of incompetence and indifference can continue unabated?

The perpetrators of this sort of avoidable blunder (and there are far too many examples for comfort) should be out of work if not immediately at least after a formal warning to the effect that next time "you're out".

In the same programme (Today) it was reported that a doctor who had beheaded (unquote) a baby during birth was to be allowed to continue to practise.

We are all human, and thus vulnerable to making mistakes, but some mistakes are simply too big to permit those making them to remain employed. There is a simple catch - all for getting rid of people like that - bringing the organisation into disrepute, and it's high time that particular ban - hammer was used a bit more effectively.

'Tesco probably knows more about me than GCHQ': Infosec boffins on surveillance capitalism

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Re: Tesco Does Not Know More About Me

But I bet they are tracking you via your phone.

Not when it's switched of, they aren't. And mine is switched off, because that's the way I live my life, not enslaved to a device. In any case it's a PAYG with no frills whatsoever; anything more than that would serve the needs of others rather than just mine.

Anyway, as it happens cellphone coverage in our nearest Tesco is utterly shit so what's the point in it being on?

Your F-35s need spare bits? Computer says we'll have you sorted in... a couple of years

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Re: I'll have some of that business please

£23m includes the cost of the extended warranty and a premium rate phone call to the customer care team at Lockheed Martin.

"So that we can deal with your query properly please tell us in a few words about the problem you are experiencing."

...

...

...

"I'm sorry I didn't get that; so that we can deal with your query properly please tell us in a few words about the problem you are experiencing."

(repeat, ad nauseam)

Remember that $5,000 you spent on Tesla's Autopilot and then sued when it didn't deliver? We have good news...

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Better Known As...

Meanwhile Tesla CEO Elon Musk continues to complain about news coverage of car crashes that may have been caused by the Autopilot system.

Is this not a simple case of shooting the messenger, or at least trying to? If this august publication is typical he seems to have succeeded; a thread on the subject a few days ago had more people commenting on the shortcomings of "the media" than the shortcomings of Tesla and its messianic leader.