* Posts by Gulfie

749 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Aug 2007

Brown offers free laptops to deprived UK schoolkids

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So now we're just left with the pre-election bribe...

... of a shiny new laptop brought to you by your Labour government. No way would you have got this under the Tories, no siree!

Darling forces ministers to draw up spending hit lists

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How about:

Cancel outright NHS IT, ID Cards, IMP, implementation of variable speed limit zones on motorways, child protection database. I'm sire we can add to this list. Anything that is hubris, pointless or an unneccesary invasion of privacy.

Mandate the purchase of open standards compliant systems, rather than mandating purchases from specific suppliers.

Build teams of freelance IT contractors instead of consultancies (daily billing rates halved immediately) and retain cntractors based on their individual performance (so the chaff does get kicked out)

Stop all PPP/Outsourcing (short term pain for long term financial gain)

Close all national and local government indexed linked final salary pension schemes, replacing them with money purchase which is what the majority of us have. Eat your own dogfood!

Add new mandatory contract terms to all national and local government contracts:

- 0% of the work goes overseas

- all company income from the UK taxed within the UK

Make it so, Mr Data.

Chinese stamp on Avatar

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Paranoid, Toi?

Having seen Avatar I think the story can be applied to a multitude of such situations. US foreign policy. Modern capitalism as operated by large multinationals. And yes, China.

I guess the truth hurts. Aside of really enjoying the film it certainly made me think about the almost total disappearence of ethics from modern business practice.

HMRC fraud warning emails baited by phishers

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IRS emails circulating for some weeks

There have been huge numbers of IRS emails circulating for some weeks now. Kind of gives it away when they spam addresses at some of my web sites and I receive messages to 'donotreply@...' , 'news@...' and other such links. And having never been a taxpayer in the US (except for a few months in 1992) it was quite easy to see them for what they were.

That's the thing the spammers don't get - the more copies of an email you receive, the more suspicious you are going to be. The best protection joe public can get after their AV/Antispam software is to run two or three email accounts. If you accept that all will make it into the spam lists (or even arrange for that to be so), it makes it a lot easier to spot the phishing messages for what they are.

No Windows Mobile 7 launch at MWC, claims mole

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Hur hur hur...

In other leaks... Windows Mobile 7 hurriedly renamed Windows Mobile 6.6 while dev team run around in headless chicken mode...

Microsoft predicts Linux will fail mobile 'quality' test

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"M$ are hoping to cach in on a lucrative market (iphone fashion victims with spare cash)

I'm sorry, you are suggesting that a significant proportion of iPhone users are going to switch to a Windows Mobile 7 based phone?

Ahem. First, Microsoft have to produce an OS which provides as good an experience as OS X on the iPhone. This, frankly, is Apple's area of expertise and seems to be something that Mr Softy just doesn't get. Apple designs appear to be form over function, but oftern produce all the function you need as well. Microsoft designs still have a clumsy aura about them. With Apple you get the impression they've strived really hard to produce the ultimate user experience, whereas with Microsoft I often feel they've said "oh that'll do - ship it".

If I was Microsft, frankly, I'd be crapping myself because WM7 is going to make or break their mobile business model. Get it right and they've joined Apple and Google on a high-speed running machine. Run, run as fast as you can, because if you're anywhere close to the competition you need to keep innovating to stay there. Get it wrong and the bottom will drop so far out of your business model that you'll never see it again.

FWIW I think WM7 will just about get there (after a couple of patch releases) but I don't think Microsoft are sufficiently agile to keep innovating at the speed they need to, to keep up with the competition. I don't really expect to see a WM8, and certainly not one with a double-digit market share.

Looking forward to my iPhone 4G upgrade later this year!

Knuckle rap for riot shield sledging coppers

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Shame...

... clearly cuts no ice with this man. Let's hope the video doesn't cause this behaviour to snowball, or they'll all be on thin ice.

Sorry, but code reviews are SO boring.

Audi confirms e-tron production plans

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Me Likeee

as my co-driver in DiRT keeps saying. I want one!

Googlephone sales off to a sluggish start?

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Apps...

A couple of years ago, 10,000 apps for a phone would have been viewed as remarkable. Right now, 10,000 apps for Android is still very good and not to be sniffed at. Remember that a significant percentage of iPhone apps are either (a) crap or (b) 'lite'.

The bigger problem is the post-launch news. I looked at ordering a Nexus One for development purposes the day after launch, and decided to wait until I could order something that ships from within the UK.

However I've shelved that idea indefinitely because of two reasons: fragmentation of the OS makes developing software that works on all versions a nightmare, and problems with the firmware.

This is a very public fail for Google and when you add in the internet-only availability and clear lack of timely customer support it would not be surprising if people ran a mile from the handset - or at least until all these problems are publicly acknowledged and clearly fixed.

Makes the iPhone troubles look trivial by comparison.

Honda beats rivals to hybrid coupé launch

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Please, no more pointless hybrids...

... I want a pure leccy 5 door hatchback.

Iocell NetDisk

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Check out the web site

There are 'beta' drivers available. So no, not yet, unless you are very brave...

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Sounds nice...

Can we have a review of the 352 now as well, please, or at least a review using a pair of 351s as a mirror? I'm particularly keen to know about how well a drive failure is handled, the underlying format of the drives, if they can be accessed over VPN and how nicely they play with OS X...

Google releases Nexus One SDK

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Oh the irony of using Java syntax

I'm not sure of the technical detail here (I'm sure somebody will correct me if required). Android software is written in Java syntax and compiled down to something that the Dalvik VM can run. Tru java is late binding, so with some defensive coding it would be relatively trivial to abstract out the Android 2.1 API usage into separate classes. This would allow developers to write 95% of their code to run on any Android platform, and then to only offer the extra 5% of functionality if the handset reported Android 2.1.

You could use this approach for all phone-specific and android version-specific functionality, allowing a 'lowest common denominator' application to be written that simply was more functional on some handsets / versions of Android.

That there are so many headaches with applications across the different Android phones implies that this cannot easily be done. No late binding. But of course, if Google had adopted Java wholesale - VM and all - this would not be a problem. Google's desire to control has well and truly backfired on it here.

Zuckerberg: 'I am a prophet'

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You WHAT?

No, I'm sorry, I don't post every detail of my life, however interesting it may be, and I never will. Privacy is important to a small but significant percentage of net users; it should be important to all - but then, like Google, Facebook's business model wouldn't work in a world where people kept stuff private.

Given the reaction to the recent Google statement in this area, I'm surprised Mr Z even went there. Another case of believing your own hype, I guess - either that, or he's full of something, not sure what...

AWOL SDK kicks off Nexus One backlash

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How about this...

I'm not sure of Google's licence terms, but how about we take the open source OS layer from Android, port OpenJDK 6 to run on top of it and just (re)write all the phone software in pure Java desktop? Adding Java Mobile would be difficult as the code isn't open, you'd have to implement something from the JSRs and even then you'd probably have problems getting it certified.

Just a thought.

Google too powerful, warns German minister

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What's Next?

Well, that's got to be obvious. If Google are building their own networks, how long before they start selling access?

Roll up, roll up for your Google high speed internet service with free Google Chrome laptop (terms and conditions apply; The phrases "who's my bitch", "all your interwebs belong to us" and "suck on that, a**hole" are Google trademarks. Google reserves the right to leverage every last byte of information it holds on you if there is even a 5% chance of making money off it. Remember, folks, Google does no evil).

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Coffee/keyboard

"A spokesman for Google told the magazine that transparency was central to how it worked"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha please stop my sides are aching soooo much...

(gasp) ah that's better. Where do I go for my new keyboard?

Google gets all Minority Report with Street View

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Ahem...

Why would Google set up Street View and not try to monetarise it? When it was launched, my first thought was 'wow!', my second was 'hmm, expensive' and my third was 'when do we get to pay for this'. The answer to that third thought is now with us.

No large corporation, least of all Google, give stuff away for free. As much as it may appear that they do (and this is part of the genius). And whenever I use a Google service that thought sits in the back of my mind.

Marketing didn't wreck Street View. They probably helped create it.

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I agree...

...but the problem is that the great unwashed don't want to pay for decent content. If people were willing to pay, adverts would not be neccesary. Personally I much prefer to use sites that are ad-free (and therefore clutter-free).

Unfortunately all Google are doing is exploiting this situation, and exploiting it to the max. My hope (at least for my web sites, that went completely Google-free late last year) is that people will start to appreciate the difference between a quality, advert free web site that is worth paying just a little for, and a free site that is plastered with Google adverts and helping them track your every smallest move.

Ion add-on to equip iPhone with full Qwerty keyboard

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also...

If Apple wanted to, they could alloy you to pair an Apple bluetooth keyboard with your iPhone. And of course the phone would know about the pairing and not show the keyboard. Simples.

Are you listening, Steve? Hell, why not just implement full Bluetooth connectivity. Go wild, live a little.

Google open-source boss comes clean on Android

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WTF?

Yes, and then no

Three reasons that manufacturers will continue to favour Android over Windows Mobile: 1. No licencing fees for the base OS; 2. completely open sourced base OS; 3. Capable of matching Apple in terms of providing a polished and consistent look and feel across all aspects of the UI. WRT Windws, fail on all three points.

With Android it is clear that the main danger to the user experience is fragmentation. If you have multiple versions of Android kicking around then you _are_ going to have application compatibility issues and you _are_ going to get a reputation for a bad user experience. Not something that Apple has a problem with, although I'm starting to see apps that seem to assume I have the power of a 3GS, and therefore run slightly sluggishly on a 3G.

As for Windows Mobile? Well Microsoft just don't have sufficient skill in building appealing consumer devices. XBox comes from one division, and is successful, but is not mobile. They've had hits with mice and keyboards, and Flight Simulator. Not mobile. But Windows Mobile is fundamentally Windows first and mobile feels an afterthought. Start menu? WTF? Get over it, guys, that's a desktop metaphor.

When MS understand that they need to approach device OS design from the other direction* then they might be in with a shout. And if they start from that position today, they're only three years behind the curve. What is available today is still at least 2 years behind the curve. MS have sat back on their laurels for too long, the battle is in my view already over.

* That is, start by building a slick UI that provides an easy user experience with full touch support. Shape the SDK APIs so that software can easily and cheaply ride on the back of that experience. Provide an extensive guide on how to develop apps with that consistent look and feel, with lots of Apache 2.0 sample code - oh, and use it themselves.

Oh, and if as you say everybody wants an iPhone, not an Android phone, what the hell makes you think they'd choose something with a Microsoft label on it ahead of another non-Apple phone? Mud sticks...

Yes, the Googlephone works in Blighty

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Pardon?

Why would I want to pair a bluetooth mouse with my iPhone? What exactly can I do with the mouse once paired?

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Vodafone

Are going to carry it.

But if you buy the unlocked handset (as I will, as soon as the UK online store is open for business) it will actually work on any of the networks.

Blu-ray capacity to increase by a third

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Anyone tested the market?

...erm... only a small handful of my friends and work colleagues have blu-ray, and an equally small group actually believe that 3D films are worth the hype. The cross-over is, understandably, even smaller. I lost sight of the relative purchase rates of DVD and blu-ray after Toshiba dropped out of the HD format war, so I'm not sure that my experience is typical.

I don't see any large-scale interest in blu-ray, and personally I have zero enthusiasm for 3D telly. I'm sorry, but I just don't see the market here. I think it is compounded by the fact that you can't really upscale or 3Dify the old films that would warrant the effort, and the overwhelming majority of recent films are either complete dross or just not remarkable/distinctive enough to buy once they are released.

So, who's going to buy? And why?

The Googlephone - there's more where that came from

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The magic of open source...

... is that once Google release the code (shortly) people will be able to release versions with the ad interruptions hacked out. As Azimov wrote: it's a poor atom blaster that can't point both ways.

Google took the open source route to encourage adoption by the manufacturers. As it is now finding, however, that also allows non-manufacturer builds of the firmware to appear too.

Google uncloaks the Nexus One

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I want one...

... to sit alongside my iPhone and to develop for in Java. I can then port apps across to the iPhone using a cross-compiler. Result!

Google Chrome OS goes native (code)

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Eh?

Sounds like a signed Java archive to me.

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Oho, Java sluggish?

We're not with the times, are we? Java 1.4, released circa 2001/2 was the last of the sluggish VMs. Java 5 was good, java 6 is fantastic. At least make sure your vitriol is current...

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"They are just creating an open system"

... that is capable of grabbing so much more information about you for storage in the Big Brother archive. Be scared. Be very scared. MS for operating systems only, Google for search only, Apple for iPod tech only... too much of any one is bad for your privacy.

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Reluctance to use the JVM

Well, if they don't use the JVM it is much harder for others to add value without reference to Google. After all, if you are forced to use a Google language, you are also restricted by its capabilities (or lack of). Give people Java and they'll be getting up to all sorts of mischief. Its about control, after all.

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Troll Alert

Lets see the evidence, or it aint so!

Paramount prepares to scale Dune

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I for one welcome...

... a new interpretation of a fantastic novel.

The '84 film was good in some ways (Sting) but a complete dog in so many others. Weak dialogue, crappy special effects, and so much storyline was skipped. Wonder if they're going to have a go at the whole 11-book series? If they can script it as well as the guys that scripted Lord of the Rings, it could be fantastic.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure "witer Josh Zetumer" is actually a writer - unless he's taken up where Michael Jackson left off...

Hacker rattles 21,000 iPhone unlockers

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Defensive, toi?

Me thinks you doth protest too much...

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Contract phone has to be 12 months through its contract to get unlocked

... see title ...

Bad glass delayed Apple tablet?

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"the tablet's display technology wasn't all it was cracked up to be."

I saw what you did there...

Google delivers Java 'convenience' APIs

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I'm with AC on this one...

As a Java architect/designer/developer I've only had problems working with poorly written user code. One of the beauties of Java is its simplicity. Provided you can grok OO.

And as for Google Collections, it's not exactly new, you know. It's been kicking around for some time. Although perhaps not as a 1.0 release, probably more as a beta.

Please shut up about the Mull of Kintyre Chinook crash

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Your comments are Insensitive and ill-judged

OK, the reason that this news is receiving prominance is because the Boscombe Down documents were not made available to the enquiry or subsequent repeats thereof.

The original board of enquiry ascribed blame to the pilots in part because there was no evidence to support any other conclusion. Chinooks don't carry a black box so there was no record of the aircraft's behavour in the moments before the crash - so the investigation was able to ascertain what happened (a general idea of speed, aircraft attitude etc) but not why.

Introduce these new documents and you have just changed the balance of probability between pilot error and some other cause.

Disclosure: I'm an ex private pilot. The point here is that two experience pilots were in charge. It is not, contrary to your opinion, easy to fly into the ground when flying at low level, even in poor visibility. Easy for a non-flyer to believe it can happen, plausible for a solo pilot to be distracted and make an error, but far less plausible for two experience pilots to both fail to spot what was going on/ about to happen.

What concerns me is the blase way that you are saying "FFS move on". The accident could be re-investigated and the conclusions remain unchanged, and if so, so be it. This isn't (now) about the fallability or otherwise of the Chinook. It's about the impartiality of the investigation, the availability or otherwise of all the evidence that the level of certainty applied to the derived reason for the crash, and subsequent treatment of the airmen and their families.

Everybody deserves justice. Even if the eventual outcome is unchanged, this is new evidence that, given the source, should not be lightly ignored. Perhaps a short public enquiry to expose the report, the defects in the software that were not fixed in the Mull of Kintyre machine, and the possible effects thereof. If there is nothing to find, then the verdict stands. If anything significant is found then the investigation should be re-opened.

Freescale to show ARM-based net tablet design

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You can't see?

'Anywhere' connectivity enhances the device capabilities. I had an iPod Touch and loved it - except that if I wasn't in range of an open (to me) WiFi hotspot it turned into just a big MP3 and video player (OK, this was before apps). More connectivity = more flexibility and therefore more options for use.

But make it optional. I like the Linux option in particular.

Welcome to the out-of-control decade

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Ahem...

As far as I can see, UK Government == UK Big Business and has done for at least 30 years. Little significant legislation passes through parliment without the lobbyists having an influence; and that's the 'above board' visible(ish) activity.

iSlate? I spy more control from Cupertino

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Fail, fail fail...

And this is why I will never by an Apple netbook/tablet/thingie. With the iPhone, Apple replaced several small walled gardens with one larger one of their own; one so big (once the app store arrived) that most people could ignore the walls altogether. With the tablet however they are producing at least a netbook equivalent (possibly more powerful) and it would appear taking control away. I won't buy a device of that kind of power if I don't have the sort of control I have over my current desktop and laptop computers. I think it will sell in the US, it may do well in education markets, but there is no way I'd buy one for personal use with an iPhone style lock-down.

With regards to the question "who wouldn't want a desktop computer free of malware" the answer is again, for the average non-tech user, if the walled garden is big enough that you can't see the walls, who will care about the restrictions? I would expect most 'hands dirty' developers to be extremely reluctant to go down this path though because of the degree of freedom that is being sacrificed.

This is an excellent example of Apple's core business practice - build a device that does something well, but also has a built in source of downstream revenue. The real question is, can they get away with this level of control in the area of the marketplace they are entering?

Finally, I'm a keen OS X fan but any attempts to move this into the hardware I use will be met with an immediate and irreversible move to Linux. Although hopefully still on Apple hardware. OK, not that hopefully.

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"It might just cannibalise low-cost laptop sales"

In your dreams, boyo. The iThingie will be priced well above the iPod Touch and below the MacBook. I recon they'll pitch it at around £500-£600 in the UK (I hear prices of $600 in the US) which is only 20% more expensive than a Dell 15" machine with Windows 7.

To take on even the mainstream home laptop market the price has to come very close to the £400 point. preferably below. And if joe public is savvy enough to spot that they can't just load and run any old Mac software, the lock-in starts to become a sales issue that is only offset by cost savings.

Of course Apple could launch it at a wholesale price and make the money on app sales instead.

5-megapix 'iPhone 4' set for June?

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Behind?

Tell me sir, if the iPhone is so far behind the competition, why is it selling so well? Frankly the only substandard part of my iPhone 3G is the camera. I've yet to use any phone camera for anything other than the odd casual shot (my Canon D40 is the dog's teabags) so frankly I don't care. It does everything I need, it does it better than any other phone I've used to date, and it has one of the best browsing experiences around.

Now if you'd make a convincing argument around missing Flash technology, you'd have a sensible discussion on your hands...

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Nice rant but...

... all the 2G owners got a free upgrade to 3G and were able to keep their 2G's to boot. Yes the 2G was hideously out of date, but what part of the 3G was so behind the times? Battery life, as any PDA user would have told you, is par for the course. Camera? Yes, OK, agreed, but not really a deal killer.

I can see why you're posing AC, after all, this is a fair amount of bile...

As any hardware manufacturer can testify: if you get your product right, it will sell well. Just because Apple aren't content to sit on their laurels in the way that Nokia and Motorola have done, is no reason to be bitter.

As far as minor upgrades go, Apple are doing what everybody else does. Its not good for business in a saturated market to put absolutely everything into one device. You trickle-feed features into your phones so that people have a reason to upgrade.

Scientist proposes quantum über-battery

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The point is...

... that as we are able to store more power per cubic centimeter (energy density), we are able to improve existing devices (iPhone!) and make portable versions of things currently only available with a three pin tether. Remember the first portable phones? Huge. Some of that was the electronics, some of it was the battery.

And if the charge process is quick, then this kind of battery could be used in a car. You could recharge as quickly as filling up a tank of petrol.

Simples, when you stop and think about it.

Can anyone explain the chunnel fiasco?

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How will we manage the Olympics?

Very, very badly I suspect. I have a flat in London, I'm not sure whether to rent it out for the duration and head for the hills, or sit back and laugh at the ineptitude of it all...

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Fair Do's

But I did start my post by explaining what happens in the UK, not in the rest of Europe. And saying that somebody like your good self would correct me. Which you have. Except that I explained the UK system. So haven't, really.

My but what I fine anorack you have there. Is that your own flask? Here, borrow my pencil sharpener.

The principal is still the same - the systems are designed to prevent two trains from being on the same bit of track at the same time. The rest is just the the agreed protocol around telling the driver what to do/expect.

Ferry giant refuses ID card

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Oh really?

"People have made numerous journeys around Europe using their identity cards and this seems to be an isolated incident."

Photos please, Home Office, or it didn't happen. Or at least some damn lies, sorry, statistics. The evidence for this is what exactly? This sounds like a significant percentage of the 2,000 Mancunians are also Europhiles for 'numerous' journeys to have been made. I don't believe it.

Angels can't fly: Official

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Uh?

As somebody with no axe to grind (or cross to wave, as it were) there is an obvious flaw in the man's argument. He's approaching a scientific subject from a non-scientific direction. From a scientific point of view I'm sure there a re all sorts of reasons why angels - people with wings - can't fly. Muscles (lack of), weight, ability to not drink and fly...

But God, if you take the position that He exists, simply imbues angels and cherubs with the ability to fly. Physics just wouldn't come into it. If God had to obey the laws of physics, please explain the parting of the Red Sea, Walking on Water, Water into wine...

ROFLMAO!

iPhone gets a decent keyboard

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... or bitch about.

Or comment on. Even if it is just to complain about the quota of Apple stories. Personally my day isn't complete if I've not read some fanboi-targetted vitriol on the El Reg forums ;-)

Google: Do no evil, pay no tax

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Ahem...

The majority of revenue from UK-origin advertising is escaping untaxed from the country. The money lost here far outweighs the tax they will pay in other ways, given the degree of profitability of Google. And, if Google are undertaking tax avoidance here, you can be damned sure they will also be undertaking it in every other country where it is still legal to do so. I can't comment about Ireland or the US specifically.

If you'd like a basic understanding of (a) tax avoidance and (b) the extent to which it is fleecing the UK of tax then I suggest you start buying Private Eye - the best way to find out all those things that companies, councils and MPs rather you didn't know about.