* Posts by ArrZarr

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What simultaneously sucks and doesn't? This new robot vacuum cleaner

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Re: WiFi, control by app or voice?

When you leave for work in the morning, you can tell the hoover to give the floor a once-over so that you don't need to listen to the thing.

Seems like a reasonable idea to me.

Everything must go as school IT supplier Gaia Technologies' £5.7m debt burden revealed

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You can employ a guy to do it. Congratulations, you just introduced a Single Point of Failure.

If the guy is very very good, the processes will be documented, and even then, you have a decent risk of being up shit creek when the SPoF leaves.

Neither solution is without flaw.

I see your blue passport and raise you a green number plate: UK mulls rewards scheme for zero-emission vehicles

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Re: The opposite of high-viz

Which is why the article says a green flash at the side of the plate rather than, as you say, black on green.

Alternatively, have the characters in embossed white on the top of a nice dark, nationalistic green, say British racing green and we can go back to the days of yore.

2001 fiction set to be science fact? NASA boffin mulls artificial intelligence to watch over the lunar Gateway

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Re: TWO Gateways required to save costs...

"If you can get your ship into orbit, you're halfway to anywhere". - Robert Heinlein

An Earth to Moon transfer and Moon to Earth transfer are very small amounts of Delta-V compared to getting into orbit.

Watch out! Andromeda, the giant spiral galaxy colliding with our own Milky Way, has devoured several galaxies before

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Re: Could it be?

Well, you see, the balloon is space (in the cosmological and empty area on a desk sense), so it's not that there's nothing outside the balloon, it's that there is no space outside the balloon for there to be nothing in.

I'm probably a bit off with that decription, but then the universe is under no obligation to make sense to me.

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When the time comes, Grand Marshall Galaxy will issue the order for the defense against Andromeda to begin.

General Milky Way and his aide, Lieutenant Mars, will begin putting the battle plan into action. gobstoppers will be their shells, M&Ms will be their bullets, all fired using Boosts as propellant.

Curly Wurlies used as trenching ladders by the Freddo mounted infantry, riding atop those Lindt Bunnies.

Hundreds and Thousands will be called into service in defense of the clusters.

If you thought Windows Insiders was lacking a little in the leadership department, it is now

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Re: Dona Sarkar's Twitter Tag Line

I like the Windows 10 start menu. Being able to go from desktop to internet search or application with the windows button and typing is a genuine improvement that gets what I'm after first try almost every time. It's a PITA that they restricted the system to just Bing on Edge, but it is a useful feature.

But considering I also really liked the Win8 Start Screen, apparently I'm just a hopeless mutant.

In response to your dev in 5 minutes point, I agree but the concept I think (hope) she's trying to get across is that the act of programming isn't as complicated as many think. It only gets difficult when you start trying to write something for other people to use.

Windows 10 update panic: Older VMware Workstation Pro app broken

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Re: And they say Win10 is stable?

Because Businesses run on Word, Excel and PowerPoint. There are Linux, Mac and even Android versions, sure, but the apps will probably be the best on Windows.

If it's used in the office, it's less difficult to just use it at home because in general, it "just works". Anything a regular user needs to do is covered and if they need to find a setting, they need only Google it and have the best chance of finding an answer due to the huge install base.

Because people use it at home, the most applications, in the widest range are available, including games, which are one of the main use-cases of home PCs.

The Windows ecosystem is self-perpetuating at this stage. The only way for it to stop self-perpetuating would be for MS to stop existing so that new PCs weren't sold with Windows and new computers would be sold with another OS by necessity.

NASA Administrator upends the scorn bucket on Elon Musk's Starship spurtings

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Re: He'd better hurry - Virgin Galactic only a year away from launch!

Everything is a compromise, especially in rocketry.

You're right that the reliable and simple work horse may turn out better in the long run - it certainly has historically for rockets.

To me, the difference is that Starship isn't nearly as complicated relatively speaking given the general tech level today as the Shuttle or even Soyuz were when designed. It's more complex that Soyuz, but technology has come on leaps and bounds since the 60s and we know way more about the practicalities of orbital mechanics and re-usable vehicles than either of those earlier designs, Hell, everybody who owns a copy of KSP can mod it up to be damn near an engineering tool and test everything right there.

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Re: Have I misunderstood?

Yes. It's almost like they performed the test for a reason.

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Re: He'd better hurry - Virgin Galactic only a year away from launch!

The Engines were designed for 1,000 flights. Whether that's practical, sane, physically possible etc. is another matter, but given that the Merlin engines on Falcon are fired many many times before they even see a booster, I'm inclined to believe that we'll see a good percentage of that.

The next hardest working part is the outer skin which is why they chose stainless over composites due to the 700 degree range of temperatures between the stored fuel, outer space and re-entry. Knowing SpaceX, the heat shielding will be a single replacable part unlike the space shuttle's inbuilt shielding that needed hand-checking every cycle.

EU's top court sees no problem with telling Facebook to take content down globally

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That might be the 5th amendment, which protects against self incrimination.

IANAL, but I can see how you might wrangle the 5th in this situation, although it appears to be mostly used in different circumstances.

Microsoft has made an Android phone. Repeat, Microsoft has made an Android phone. A dual-screen foldable mobe not due until late 2020

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Re: burning about $10bn+ of shareholder value (???)

Some people think that eating an apple or doing unspeakable things to a penguin is a replacement.

But yes, you're right. There is no plan B for lots of users, even if they wanted to have one.

EU's top court says tracking cookies require actual consent before scarfing down user data

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Re: Well that ruling has a timespan of about 30 days in the UK

To my knowledge, the UK parliament can (and have) force the PM to ask for an extension, but that doesn't mean that the EU will grant any extension.

If no extension is granted, it doesn't matter what laws are passed by the commons as they don't have the jurisdiction to force anything on the decision maker(s).

Glasgow extends middle finger to southern fairies as London ranks bottom in mobile signal top 10

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4%

Glasgow - 78.4%

London - 74.4%

Doesn't seem like a big deal to me.

Wake me up when I can get a signal of any kind at home and don't need to resort to calls over WiFi.

Service call centres to become wasteland and tumbleweed by 2024

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Re: Does an AI lie detector already exist?

The customer is always right. Even when objectively wrong and in a way that is provable in seventeen different ways, the customer is always right.

You'll probably get a lot of responses about how certain tech savvy readers of El Reg. were able to "school" the ISP's first line support because they had designed the equipment, written the specificaiton or been designing everything in the ecosystem.

Mystery database left open turns out to be at heart of a huge Groupon ticket fraud ring

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one account paying for the instance is less difficult to obscure than multiple accounts that have been granted access to the bucket. There would also be somebody paying for the instance either way.

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The public access may have been an extra layer of security(?) for the group using the accounts. Having the database open means you don't have specific logins that would be additional information for anybody trying to trace back to the nefarinites running it.

Phone home: Indie Chromium browser Vivaldi goes mobile

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Re: I'm sure it's a nice browser

I haven't used Chromium, but Vivaldi comes with a pretty decent speed dial system. If your work entails lots of different logins to the same tool, chrome profiles are a godsend, having independent versions of a single, mainstream browser on one install. The problem with having all sorts of different Chrome profiles is that having Chrome as your default browser means that any link you click will open into the last Chrome profile you were in. A non-Chrome browser with all sorts of configuration options as default sidesteps that problem neatly.

As the place where I access the most sites, the Speed dial system on Vivaldi working well, out of the box without needing to faff around with extensions but that can sideload Chrome extensions if required makes Vivaldi a compelling choice

For real this time, get your butt off Python 2: No updates, no nothing after 1 January 2020

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My god, it's like looking in a mirror.

SpaceX didn't move sat out of impending smash doom because it 'didn't see ESA's messages'

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Show me a piece of software without bugs and I'll show you Hello World.

NATO sharpens its cyber-lances, prepares for war games with virtual jousting tournament

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Any hacker worth their salt would have gotten into the place(s) that the questions and answers were stored.

As per tradition, this is followed up by talking a computer to death.

Everyone remembers their first time: ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation'

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Re: Sounds like another step towards realizing "Wall-E"

I can see why this would be a desirable thing, but allowing it would be against the terms of the Outer Space Treaty. I've put the relevant bit paraphrased by Wikipedia below:

The treaty explicitly forbids any government to claim a celestial resource such as the Moon or a planet.[9] Article II of the treaty states that "outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means." However, the State that launches a space object retains jurisdiction and control over that object.[10] The State is also liable for damages caused by its space object.[11]

IANAL but I would assume that an Orbital altitude band counts as a resource.

The top three attributes for getting injured on e-scooters? Having no helmet, being drunk or drugged, oddly enough

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Any sane cyclist knows that they're the smallest & lightest thing on the road, and in the event of a crash, will lose.

Personally, as somebody who can drive, I just follow the same rules and I expect that sensible cyclists do the same thing, because my bike was expensive and I'm quite attached to my teeth.

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Re: Scooter stoopid

Depending on personal fitness and tiredness, of course.

I'm usually happy if I average 22kph over the commute when cycling.

Apple blinks on iPhone repairs, touts parts program for independent tech mechanics... sort of

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I love AIOs, they have all the crap performance of laptops with the portability of a freestanding monitor.

Nothing like having the worst of both worlds.

No it's not Russell Brand's new cult, it's Microsoft's Office crew rolling out their Save Experience

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Normally I'm happy to somewhat defend MS for some of the stuff they try and do.

In this case, I refuse. Their bog-standard save as window is excellent and gives you all the functionality you want in day to day usage, by being almost identical to file explorer, which you already know how to use because it's file explorer.

I can only assume that the Backstage was designed from the get go to be aggravating. Whenever I get directed there by office the first, last and every option in-between is to back away very slowly while maintaining eye contact then run screaming for the comforting embrace of the old-school save as window. This is why I only ever save using hotkeys and watching others use the button on the ribbon brings me out in a cold sweat.

Not as much of a cold sweat as a nightmare I once had about an update to file explorer to use all of the interestingly functional MS Word formatting rules that you needed to get just right for anything to work on your system. Couldn't sleep for a week.

Oh, and this saving to OneDrive by default is just heresy. That's what the desktop is for.

Clutching at its Perl 6, developer community ponders language name with less baggage

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Re: In my 25 years in IT I learnt at least one thing.

You should always let developers name products.

Marketing or Management will give it some bland name that everybody will forget after ten minutes.

Everybody who reads your comment and gets the name will remember it all day.

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Perl 6 -> Pearl

Perl 6.1 -> Black Pearl

Perl 6.2 -> Chest

Perl 6.3 -> Davy Jones

Perl 6.4 -> End of Earth

Perl 6.5 -> Frigate

Perl 6.6 -> Galleon

Huawei new smartphone won't be Mate-y with Google apps as trade sanctions kick in

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Re: One question.

Because the phone didn't come with the Play Store/wouldn't install it.

And if you're being picky about semantics, then don't be. Users care about semantics in the same way they care about your feelings.

Lab grown stem cells emit brain waves like newborns – and boffins build robot worm to slither through heads

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Re: Growing Brains in jars

Plan A to remove a stuck wire is probably pretty clever.

Plan B is probably still pretty good.

Plan C involves an MRI, using the "Ripping off a band-aid" conjecture

Zapped from the Play store: Another developer gets no sense from Google, appeals to the public

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Google's policy on matters like this has always been twofold:

1) While our system can be overridden by a human, we trust the system to be right the vast majority of the time and allocate staff accordingly.

2) It's not our job to tell you how you violated the rules we set out. If we give too much information away, that allows people to game the system.

It has always felt to me that Google work really really hard on treating every aspect of their business as if it's a search page and so obfuscate as much as possible to stop people gaming the system. That's all well and good for search results where the advice of "just put out quality content" is pretty close to the best way to improve your SEO in the long term but in the other areas they work on it gets very frustrating in exactly the way this dev has found.

I wish I had a solution, but Google have built their entire business model on having a minimal service desk and it's gone exceedingly well for them so that ain't changing unless something big happens.

Brit software giant Micro Focus takes a bath after share price crashes 30%, sales tank

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Re: Anyone surprised?

Just ask a COBOL developer how well last century software pays.

Dixons hits back at McAfee's £30m antivirus sueball: Your AV didn't work on Windows 10S

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Re: install a vanilla copy of Windows

I'm really glad for you that your use case for your PC at home just works on Linux,

I'll also be really glad for you not to assume that Linux doesn't have gaping flaws in the applications that support it, notably in the gaming scene where everything on PC is built for Windows first, with OSX and Linux being a very late afterthought.

I'm sure that you can get these games to work on Linux, but that isn't the "just works" experience that anybody who has been dealing with problems all day wants.

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Re: Windows 10S...as useful as a chocolate teapot

Think of it as payback for when you were a teenager.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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Re: A pro-rogue prorogation?

I believe that the OP was discussing the monarch not using royal prerogative at the request/advice of their first minister rather than following the request/advice of their first minister.

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The Royal family lease the land they own to parliament for their salary of £40M/year.

This land makes parliament £160M/year. This is before tourism is considered.

My numbers are probably a bit out of date, but I hope you get the point.

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Re: This is an attempted coup.

Technically, the ability to prorogue parliament is Royal Prerogative, and I'm kinda hoping that the queen tells the PM to "Do his fucking job" in exactly those words.

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Re: About Time

Managed well, having fewer restrictions means you have more opportunity, so as a basic premise I can understand where this is coming from.

That being said, this is a very risky play and we've all seen just how well managed Brexit is being.

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I think you'll find that the IT angle is about 90 degrees, also known as tangential.

Yes, TfL asked people to write down their Oyster passwords – but don't worry, they didn't inhale

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The world is your mollusc, as they say.

Samsung Note10+ torn apart to expose three 5G antennas: One has to pick up something

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Re: Make them repairable...

Nah, he took something that somebody else had invented and then marketed the hell out of it until everybody thought it was his invention..

As browser rivals block third-party tracking, Google pitches 'Privacy Sandbox' peace plan

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Re: but Microsoft probably will be

While in Europe Google have >90% market share, Bing do have ~30% of the market share in the US.

That's still a lot of money.

Electric vehicles won't help UK meet emissions targets: Time to get out and walk, warn MPs

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Re: Hydrogen? Seriously?

The main problem with hydrogen fires is the transparency of the flame, being almost invisible in bright sunshine.

I don't know enough about being in petrol fires/Li-Ion fires and Hydrogen fires to know which is the worst, but you wouldn't accidentally walk into a petrol flame, at least.

Brit rocketeer Skyrora reckons it'll be orbital in 3 years – that is, if UK government plays ball

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Interesting that they're using Hydrogen Peroxide as an oxidiser in the liquid propellant system, to my knowledge the only orbital launcher to use it was the Black Knight.

Really hoping that the UK can get to orbit again, then we'll be the only country in the world to develop orbital capabilities twice.

Disgruntled bug-hunter drops Steam zero-day to get back at Valve for refusing him a bounty

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Re: From my understanding...

They probably occasionally go swimming in their giant money pool.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they got into the rocketry business. Maybe they could do something about the components that failed on the pad launch abort test for Dragon 2.

IBM, Intel tease 2020's specialist chips: Power9 'bandwidth beast' – and Spring Crest Nervana neural-net processor

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Thanks for the answer. I guess if it were easy then it would have been done already.

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From what i understood, the Cerebras chip basically wants to be as close to a brain as possible, but could somebody clarify whether a transistor is equivalent to a neuron, a core is equivalent to a neuron or whether it's not that simple?

Generous Google gives Chrome users Inbox Zero: Sign-in outage boots own browser out of webmail, services

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Windows

Remember the detailled explanations Windows 10 gave for updaters?

Something happened.

Something happened.

Data cops order Ireland to delete 3.2m records after ID card wheeze ruled to be 'unlawful'

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It's worth noting that proroguing parliament is technically royal perogative and the queen is within her rights to refuse and tell him to do his damn job.

Not that I'm saying that Monarchy is better than democracy of course.

Although for the rabid brexiteers out there, democracy is a mandatory part of being in the EU, so if we switch back to good old-fashioned monarchy then we'll get kicked out anyway.

Maybe we could form the European Kindgom Pact with our old friend the Pope.