* Posts by m0rt

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El Reg was invited to the House of Lords to burst the AI-pocalypse bubble

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Re: Uniting Fronts for Casting Webs.

Kinell, Aman!

I thought you were dead/shutdown/disconnected. Glad you aren't.

But I agree with your sentiment. AO - I really enjoyed your musings on your take on this entire debacle. I wish you had stated your mind, instead of self censoring due to the, suposed, gravitas of the particular company, but I fear I have to unblock ad blocking again for the week.

Well done.

Outage at EE wrecks voice calls across the UK

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Re: Kevin Bacon @m0rt

Which is ironic, because I wasn't being ironic. :p

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Personally I think that keeping Kevin Bacon on screen is amusing and possibly the most worthwhile thing EE do.

After selling his site for millions, founder hacked it for a second payday

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Re: Oilpro's 500,000 users = $20,000,000

You sure about that?

You forgot that you hired me and now you're saying it's my fault?

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Re: Ah, memories.

I hope, AC, you revisit this comment one day and see that it was given praise.

For praise it deserves...

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Indeed. In fact, I liken mr Dabbs to a modern day Wodehouse. His prose is delightfuly eloquent and is an absolute joy to read.

So in short, Good shit, Dabbsy.

Commodore 64 makes a half-sized comeback

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Re: Choice of games

Games i loved on c64:

Wizball

Forbidden Forest

Gunship

Elite (although it was far slower on the c64 than the spectrum, especially when cargo + detritus)

Eddie Kidd (for a few goes. The 'Too Bad! I Hope You Like Hospital Food' splash screen took so long it was irritating. Too irritating.

Way of the Exploding Fist.

Falcon Patrol

R-Type

Bruce Lee

Loads more I can't bring to mind right now.

SAP flings out one-hub-to-rule-and-crunch all the data. Yes, a hub

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"Speaking at the launch event, SAP CEO Bill McDermott said that complexity would “kill companies fast” - instead they want “simple”, scalable and efficient way to manage their data."

This sounds like another own goal. If the client wants "Simple" and scalable and efficient, SAP doesn't have a good track record in this regard.

Another one for the marketing bods...

Welcome to the future: Bluetooth jackets you can only wash 10 times. Gee, thanks, Google

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Re: @Martin 33

Ere..should we have a Billy Goat icon when refuting trolls?

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Re: Wasteband?

If you had ever been on a motorcycle when it is below 10 deg cel and your bladder shrinks to the size of a walnut, you too would be glad of a wasteband and the resulting warmth it brings...

*ahem*

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@Martin 33

You have a point.

I have a leather jacket that I have owned since new. It has been sent back for replacment liner (worn holes), replacement cuffs and wasteband (Worn cuffs) and replacement zip over the years. It has been washed a total of once. Cleaned off flies (It also does motorcycling duties, but it isn't a specific motorcycling jacket), and it does get conditioned from time to time. I will be buried in this jacket. But I can't see it getting washed again.

But, I wouldn't want a bluetooth thungummy in the thing. I love the part where they state that millenials don't wear watches so they need to sell them something else...

No. No you don't. You can sell a jacket. Find. But seriously? Yes, I have found the 'e-tip' of the gloves I have useful when trying to wrestle with Strava because it thinks I just did 20 miles of cycling in 10 minutes. I do find the odd porthole for headphones useful.

But until you can provide a jacket that has a built in display in the arm*, recovers body heat and motion as stored energy and can warn me about the fact it may rain in the next 30 mins (unlike most apps, recently, which with all the low pressure have been indicating no rain during downpours), AND has built in invisible Solar panels, with a app to display the logo or camouflage of your choice in an outside oled all over the surface, then I won't bother.**

*Which is kind of like having a clear plastic sleeve that you can slide your smartphone into, energy aside. So....

** Not really. This sounds hideous. 16 year old me would probably have thought it wonderful, but then 16 year old me was at the begninning of a lot of life mistakes...

HP denies rumours Elite x3 is for the axe, admits coveting neighbour's OS

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Re: Coulda, woulda, shoulda

That will teach them to dump WebOS the way they did.

Idiots.

Why Uber isn't the poster child for capitalism you wanted

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Good article.

As a result, I will turn my ad blocker off for the rest of the week.

Wanna get started with practical AI? Check out this chap's Rubik's Cube solving neural-net code

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Coincidentally, (i assume coincidentally, it may be that there is some great big Rubik's convergence happening that I am unaware of), my nephew has just done, or is doing, a project at university to complete a Rubik's cube by imaging and motors and a Pi, and Python.

The videos are very impressive...

Want to keep in contact with friends and family without having to sell your personal data?

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Re: Well I'm sold

Thread hijack....

The Register IS the news today: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-41337218

I never knew the CEO was called Linus. Fitting.

What do you call an all-in-one PC that isn't? 'Upgradeable', says HP

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Re: Or buy an Intel NUC.

Yeah. But which flavour? The king Edward camp hate the sweet potato camp and don't let the clustered baby potato crowd start their ego driven wail...

Then you have the superior sounding grow your own group who have beards and don't say much but you can just tell they look down on the rest of them.

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Re: My boss will hate it

Back in the days of AS/400, before renaming, there was an article about prettying up your AS. Wall paper was mentioned...

Mad scientist zaps himself to determine the power of electric eel shocks

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Re: Once More, With Eeling

Oh I dunno . I have massive respect for him over this. I mean, this is possibly the first time someone could go up for both the Nobel, and igNobel award at the same time!

Boffin wins (Ig) Nobel prize asking if cats can be liquid

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Re: Cats are neither a solid nor a liquid. @Aladdin Sane

How about a 42 crossed with a scythe in the background?

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Re: Cats are neither a solid nor a liquid.

"Cats are merely boneless. Everybody knows that."

Actually cats' insides don't inhabit the same dimension as the rest of them. This answers many things about cats. Why they turn up in odd places, etc. They are actually sentient alien drones, designed to examine every part of a world to decide if it is worth invading. It wasn't, apparently. But some of the drones decided that since they could train the top indiginous species easily, they wanted to bunk off and didn't go back. Being Von Neumann machines they replicated and, well, we have the current situation now.

"Gambling is for people who can't do math(s). Gators don't figure into it."

Personally, if you are anywhere near a Gator, there is an element of risk, one could say gambling.

Can't argue with your last two observations. Cheese rules. After cats, that is.

Lord Sugar phubbed in peers' debate on 'digital understanding'

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Re: Logic?

" have had no trouble accessing t'Interwebs for the last 25 years or so."

Obviously you forget the issue of enough channels on your isp for your payment plan of choice in the heady days when v.90 was king*, yet no one got the fabled: 56Kb/s**.

* ISDN was something only the 1% had.

** Imagine this was said by Jeremy Clarkeson

User demanded PC be moved to move to a sunny desk – because it needed Windows

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Re: Error 524

" "El Reg: TITSUP" with a suitably punny subtitle.and self-deprecating content."

Errr...you sure you got the right rag? I am pretty confident that El Reg, whilst being deprecating about other things, are rarely self-deprecating.

Quite right, too.

Long live El Reg!

Scottish pensioners rage at Virgin cabinet blocking their view

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Re: install a window

Credit where credit is due. That did make me laugh.

Indian call centre scammers are targeting BT customers

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Re: Useful info for the scammers

Literally just coming here to say exactly the same thing.

You would think that a Telecoms Supplier, or in this case THE telecoms supplier, would know better. For those that don't know, putting any CLI you want on a phone call is trivial. Sort of like sticking a sticker over your Mondeo, that says Porsche.

It's official: Users navigate flat UI designs 22 per cent slower

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Funnily enough, during the great El Reg re-design a few years ago, they asked for feedback. I made this very complaint at the time.

They obviously listened to me, then deliberately ignored me. Which goes to show how this passive aggressive website/commentard relationship works...

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Edit - missed the edit window but the actual study goes on to say this:

"These findings also confirm that flat or flat-ish designs can work better in certain conditions than others. "

"Notice that those characteristics are also just good, basic UX design best practice: visual simplicity, external consistency, clear visual hierarchy, and contrast. In general, if you have an experienced UX team that cares about user research, you’ll do better with a flat design than other product teams that don’t. If your designs are already strong, any potential weakness introduced by flat design will be mitigated. If you’re conducting regular user research, any mistakes you make in implementing a flat UI will be identified and corrected."

So what we are now showing is that actually, this isn't a Flat vs 3D simple study. Which means that the Reg article we are discussing, is slanted differently to the conclusions actually put forward by the NN Group.

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Ok - so lets see how these figures transfer:

"if there is a 22% loss in navigational efficiency" - which comes down to time taken to perform various tasks. This doesn't say this results in a task not being completed. Just taking longer. So even if we then pick another figure out of the air -

"then yes, revenue on things like ad-clicking or purchasing may very well drop in the billions." How? It may, but equally you can say it may not. So we are no clearer. Or rather, I don't think we are.

"There is a difference between calling BS on some made up marketing numbers and just being cantankerous for no particular reason. The UI-expertise commentards already called you out on your dismissal due to methodology and sample size."

You think they did, but my comment was based on the leap between this study of 71 users then being extrapolated to a comment referring to billions. Not that you can't get any meaning stats on a UI from 71 users. UI expert I am not, but I *do* know you can design a good UI without and with 3d indicators. So throwing a figure of 22% navigational effiency change based on using 3d or not, I am sorry, but I find it very hard to believe you can then say Flat UI is results in lost billions. This is not a scientific methodology. A flat UI vs a 3d UI - these are VERY large areas. To start talking about Metro and OS design based on this study is a little disingenious. I feel.

"Glibness <> insight." True. Forgive my glibness. However, there is a trend to make sweeping statements based on 'marketing style evidence'. I think this is one of them. Admittedly, this is my thought process. Others will disagree.

Overall what we are talking about, potentially, is just being clear on what is and isn't a link on a web page. What is and isn't clickable on an app. This *can* be done with 3d, but equally can be done in a flat way.

Edit: Something bugging me. You put: "1-2% of very big numbers in the triple digits range of $ billions" may very well equate to "billions in lost revenue", which looks like a quote but I am struggling to see where that quote came from? Trying to work out how 1% came into this.

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@ Hollerithevo Re: As a UX person as well as web dev

Sorry - this story is presented as Flat UI means lost productivity vs 3d.

I don't buy this. A well presented UI is a well presented UI with or without 3d effects. I am not descrying the fact you can test UI elements with a few users. I am arguing against the flat '3D means more £' rhetoric.

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Man, I love being a commentard.

It is like free therapy. :)

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Gah - aethetics = aesthetics.

Anyway, on an 'ire roll' now so lets see where this goes...

If companies, who directly don't lose the billions by inserting a lovely 3d glow around their pop-up 'Hey - subscribe to our newsletter because we ROCK' as soon as you go to their web-app, really were concerned about lost productivity - I wonder how many billions, nay, Trillions, are lost daily because of 'Hey - your call is important to us, please stay on the line so we can bounce you around the globe a few times, in a phone version of a text adventure game!'

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Yes. But Billions in lost revenue?

Heatmap testing in a pool for a specific UI, fine. But then to extrapolate that across the, well the entire world using public with a claim of billions in lost revenue?

Sorry, I don't buy that. And being attributed to purely the aethetics and not the layout, information flow, and the segment of population etc. Not for something claimed this high.

If someone had said that 'KDE users more productive than Gnome' there would be a massive outcry at, well lots of things.

But hey. This is the new world APP rapid design, 'fail forward' and all those wonderful terms that mean half arsed conclusions are used to make grandiose decisions.

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"Official"

"based on 71 users. "

"Billions in lost revenue"

Core blimey. Thank goodness for the experts to right our wrong paths, eh, peeps?

Personally, I blame Micro...hangon. It works here. So it isn't funny.

Smart meters: 'Dog's breakfast' that'll only save you 'a tenner' – report

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Re: easy pickings

First rule of fishing for upvotes is not to talk about fishing for upvotes.

Google's Hollywood 'interventions' made on-screen coders cooler

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Personally I would rather an incorrect stereotype than Google professing to represent me.

Anyhow - I don't think the stereotype portrayal puts off people who get a kick from code. I do think that sort of thing pulls people in, regardless of the cool factor portrayed.

I think there are better things to make cool. Like being generally nicer to people in everyday life.

Belarus declares war on imaginary country within borders of Belarus that is better than Belarus

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Re: What if......

Then Veyshnoria wins! Did you not read the story?

Typical of Microsof....

Terry Pratchett's unfinished works flattened by steamroller

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Re: I'm touched by the weirdness of this request...

+1 for Mort.

Also - the Tiffany Aching novels. There is something about those books that *feels* different. He vested more in those emotionally than the others, I reckon. Even more than the Vimes books.

Mazda and Toyota join forces on Linux-based connected car platform

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@MyffyW

I can't tell if that is horrifying or funny...

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"No button to silence squabbling kids in the back as yet"

Ok. Hands up how many thought of a rear seat ejector system when reading that sub-heading?

New York Police scrap 36,000 Windows smartphones

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NYPD Blue screen of death.

Hill Street Blue screen of death.

Sorry.

Not.

Fewer than half GCSE computing students got a B or higher this year

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"These concerns were echoed by Martin Golloghy, the director of the SAP University Alliances programme in the UK and Ireland, which links up universities and high schools with SAP experts and resources."

*shudders*

Science fiction great Brian Aldiss, 92, dies at his Oxford home

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Re: The 1920s onwards

+1 for Alistair Reynolds. Great space operas.

Another favourite is C.J.Cherryh. The Rimrunner universe is a firm favourite of mine. I have an Aldiss first edition of Heliconia Summer sitting around somewhere. The version of 'Spring I have is a reprint, unfortunately. But his works were imaginative and engaging.

Pohl.

Niven.

I think that Science fiction is still going strong, it is just harder to find those that don't feel re-cycled because, well, we have a greater wealth of what we consider science fiction to choose from. But a good story is a good story, the background is incidental.

A few recomendations, that if you haven't read, I strongly recommened:

A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller.

The Postman, David Brin.

The Eyre Affair, Jasper Fforde.

UK.gov is hiring IT bods with skills in ... Windows Vista?!

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Re: But which part?

Says the AC...from propaganda.gov.uk?

London council 'failed to test' parking ticket app, exposed personal info

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"The ICO said that the folder browsing functionality in the web server was misconfigured and that the application had design faults."

I would still argue what are these details doing sitting on a webserver, period?!

What'll we do tonight, Kieran? Same thing we do every night, Tintri....

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I fully admit I never read this article*, but the sub-heading was genius. Kudos.

*Does anyone read storage stories?

EDIT: Well duh! Obviously Emil does...^

Comp sci world shock: Bonn boffin proposes P≠NP proof, preps for prestige, plump prize

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Re: "..to prove either that P≠NP or that P=NP. Not one has succeeded."

Maybe...

Pssst, wanna know a secret? MongoDB has confidentially filed for IPO, reports suggest

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MingtheMercilessDB....no wait: FlashDB! Damn - seems that is owned by Microsoft...

Typical...

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Re: Taking on Oracle...?

Won't be hard. Oracle will consume themselves from within and end up finding themselves with no foundations on which to continue to support Larry's Ego.

Typical of Microsoft...

...sorry. I need to stop that now.

How to build your own DIY makeshift levitation machine at home

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Re: Like the idea, but...

There is beauty in simplicity...

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Re: Like the idea, but...

Typical of Microsoft....

Wait...maybe I should read the article...

Norway Quizwall experiment ends with more quizzing than commenting

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Re: It would be funnier...

This is just typical of Microsoft....