* Posts by m0rt

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Thou shalt use our drone app, UK.gov to tell quadcopter pilots

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Re: What is a "drone" anyway?

Not necessarily.

https://bmfa.org/News/News-Page/ArticleID/2496/DfT-announces-commitment-to-implement-new-rules-for-drones

Vanity, thy name is: M1SCO company car reg plates for sale

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Also handy for that other bastion of corporate steadfastness, SCO

Death, taxes, DXC job cuts: Three of life's sure bets

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What a bunch of DCX...

Yahoo! Groups! Go! TITSUP! for! Days!

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That's Telecom company DMAing buggered then.

So if your new phone numbers aren't working....

Phone fatigue takes hold: SIM-onlys now top UK market

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"GfK floats another reason for flagship fatigue: vendors aren't giving consumers the features they really value. GfK's consumer panel cited "good battery life" as the most important feature of a phone – but batteries have got smaller this year. Meanwhile, the company notes, "water resistance has become a feature of many devices over the last 12-18 months, but this doesn't even make the top 10 of most important features when buying a new device"."

All of that. And...suprisingly, regular updates/patches would be a good pull. The new branded Nokia phones are making a big thing of this, and Blackberry.

Some 'security people are f*cking morons' says Linus Torvalds

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OOM killer keeps the system going... The alternative should be what?

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Re: Person V Person.

"Confucius Says: Never use a cannon to swat a fly!"

Confucius hasn't watched those Japanese monster documentaries then...

The Reg parts ways with imagineer and thought pathfinder Steve Bong

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Re: Brexit?

ITYF Bongit.

Fake news ‘as a service’ booming among cybercrooks

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Doesn't this also show the current trend regarding 'news' as nothing more than rehashing gossip and hear-say?

Didn't news used to be about checking references, ensuring that what you are stating as news has been checked and cross checked with verifiable sources?

Our addiction to updates, ('Breaking News' from BBC website is pretty much 'Breaking News - we have some Breaking News' when you click on the article), is basically ensuring anything at all is now considered news. I still think that Al Jazeera is one of the better news agencies out there. The BBC is even more risible because it used to be the example to be followed. Not the slow sad decline into mediacrityy it is now.

Bah..in my day nostalgic vitriol blah blah blah...

BlackBerry Motion: The Phone That Won't Die

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DTEK, the few apps (hub, calendar, keyboard etc which are still good, but not a patch on the original BBos10 versions) and the regular security updates.

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Sorry what?

Think you will find it is google play as standard. Amazon was used as a default on the BBOS10 devices.

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Re: Actual testing would be nice

Seriously personal attack there, 'Cuddles'! Bearing in mind that those objective tests don't really give you an indication of how it will ultimately work, and it doesn't give you an idea on how well the radio functions drain the battery. Personally, I suspect that AO's phone gets a lot of real world use.

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"It's a while since we saw a phone that either packed in a 4,000mAh battery, or could comfortably last two days, or both."

I use a Moto E4 Plus, new this year. Has a 5000 mah battery. Takes SD card. Android Nougat. Best bang for buck £150. Downsides: Can't use for strava because it will not stay awake, regardless of what settings are used. No compass, which is a pain when navigating on foot or trying to get bearings. Sometimes dodgy bluetooth pairing. PITA bug that if you set mobile to be 3g only, you can't set it back to 4g without some weird fernagling. Fingerprint sensor - isn't the best. Moto stuff isn't well integrated. I wish manufacturers would just give up on trying to write decent applications. They just usually do a half arsed job.

However, it won't get anywhere near the same number of updates the Blackberry will, and I am a hub user anyway, and I have more faith in Blackberry regarding security updates. For that reason alone, I will be getting a blackberry Motion. I staved off the Keyone because I got addicted to larger batteries.

SciNet supercomputer's GPFS trick: We node what you did, burst buffer

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Potentially. But the amount of effort required to conduct this, compared to the resulting readership...I mean look at this comment section. Dead isn't it? I only read the storage section for charity.

Sub-heading is genius though. So obviously whoever thought that one up is of a similar opinion...

Linux 4.14 arrives and Linus says it should have fewer 0-days

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Re: Hopefully...

Explanation for those that missed the El Reg Crysis meme....

https://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/search/?q=crysis

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"should make Linux a far better platform for GPU-intensive applications like running Crysis"

FTFY.

Munich council: To hell with Linux, we're going full Windows in 2020

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Re: "When it's political, technology cannot do anything."

" "When it's political, technology cannot do anything." "

Errr....so why all the current news articles about technology being used to influence votes in certain countries?

Self-driving bus in crash just 2 hours after entering public service

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Re: re: Will self driving busses come in threes?

Why is Will Self driving busses now? And why has he been cloned?

Google on flooding the internet with fake news: Leave us alone, we're trying really hard... *sob*

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Re: Lessons from Orlowski

Actually if G had drowned my puppy, or in my case cat, I would be inclined to a website called googledrownedmycat.net and promptly write endless bile about them.

As it stands, i don't get the same bias you do.

It could be that I am naturally biased against google which means it is like asking me to describe air. I mean I think Google are run by a bunch of self serving narcissistic with self referrential confirmations of saviourism...I thought I should state this up front. But I don't read anything different to the general tone of El Reg, which is why I keep coming here for the past 17 years.

That isn't to say that I don't detect jounalstic issues from time to time, my last one being AO's claim to have prior use of MLF before MiLF. But they did correct the article. Now that is responsive journalism. :)

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Re: Lessons from Orlowski

"Google may have 50,000 employees, but the reason why they have $90G anual revenue is many of those 50,000 sell adverts. Presumably a few of them work on Android and a couple more maintain and insanely busy global web server. I have repeatedly come across people who see a whole factory full of employees but cannot get it through their heads that a particular product may have one techy who understands how to change it with perhaps two contractors familiar enough to do something useful at short notice."

You obviously missed the entire slant of the story. It isn't how Google deal with this or 'fake' news or 'fake fake' news or mis-direction or whatever other crap that is out there...

It is the rather amateur handling of the event. For one of the biggest companies that ever existed. Ever.

Sure, we may be talking about one google employee's twitter account, but as his account states, he is the Public Liaison for Search.

It seems that you read the story, but got pulled into the narrative that the story was reporting on. Whatever you do, don't ever read the Daily Mail. You will never come back from that, I think.

Splitting off Google Shopping wouldn't fix the pay-to-play problem

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""We believe that advertising and editorial should be split. We do the best job we can with computers and such to give you the best search result content. We don't do pay for placement," said Page.

Sounds like another era."

And this is what happens. Money starts to influence all decision makers, the one at the top end up in a protected circle of people who both feed and reflect back the ethos that generally colours all positions of wealth and power.

All political ideals are lost. Lost touch with any kind of 'doing good' you thought you were achieving as an excuse for chasing after money.

So you become the big, faceless corporate powerhouse that you at one time despised. Well done, Google, you have hit the heady heights of IBM, HP, Microsoft et al and you can now see what awaits you. You will become irrelevant as you lose more and more touch as you try to control more and more. Sure you have years of your dotage left, but as long as you keep worshipping at your own alter, you will kind of end up as one of Pratchett's small gods. Belief in something that no longer exists. Just a shell. A body on life support, al the signs are there except that which makes it a person.

Don't worry, though, Facebook is fast on your heels.

You can't stop the signal.

Shit. This is what happens when I comment before two cups of coffee...

Lord of the Rings TV show shopped around Hollywood

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Re: Slow off the mark

"One Reg to Rule them all* and in the forums bind them."

*commentards, obviously. Although thinking about it, does this make Lewis Page akin to Saruman?

Apache OpenOffice: We're OK with not being super cool... PS: Watch out for that Mac bug

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Long term LO user here on mac and linux. Apart from the odd weird bug, like LO affecting video perfromance across the board for some bizarre reason, I prefer it over the MS offering, not for political reasons, but because it pretty much does what I expect it to. MS Excel is just plain difficult to work with. It tries to be helpful, and does weird things to longer numbers assuming it knows better what you want than you do yourself. *

So here is a thing, if you make something so complicated that it starts to second guess you, then the argument goes stop making it that complicated in the first place.

*Excel and phone numbers has long been a bane of my existance...and yes, I know about formatting etc.

Look out, Pepe: Martha Lane Fox has a plan

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Re: @judekay

Actually not too well.

However, the best rickroll I fell victim to was a mate gave me a stack of LPs a couple of years ago. I can't remember where he got them from.

Inside, deftly hidden in the middle, was that very same Album. I only discovered this after returning a couple of hundred miles away.

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Re: @judekay

"Doh! I should really have put an NSFW tag on that comment.. Don't Google it at work, please!"

Don't worry. I was kind of making a point. :D

I have managed to get this far without seeing the image in question, but I certainly know of it.

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@judekay

"We clearly don't know[...] porn, the way that some of you do[...]goatse-type sex act on 4chan**"

What on earth is goatse?

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Haaaang on - I totally missed this..

"When she's not promoting controversial conspiracy theories, she reliably and staunchly defends Twitter, which appointed her to its board last April."

Isn't this a MASSIVE conflict of interest? Being in the Lords where policy gets formed, especially more and more regarding the virtual realm, and being on the board of Twitter? This does leave rather a nasty taste in my mouth.

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"El Reg's use of the MLF acronym pre-dates the immensely stupid acronym "Mother I'd Like To..." book in for a spa weekend. "

Really? Because the earliest El Reg search puts your use at 2009...

And then you have: https://fas.org/irp/world/para/milf.htm

..and..although not meeting journalistic requirements for publishing, anecdotally: http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/did-the-term-milf-exist-before-american-pie-movie.47500538/

Sorry. It is a low point in the day...

Picture this if you will: Facebook trousers $77,794. Every. Minute.

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"We built these tools to help people connect and to bring us closer together, and they used them to try to undermine our values."

*Vomit*

"What they did is wrong, and we are not going to stand for it."

OH RLY?

"We're also building new AI to detect bad content and bad actors, just like we've done with terrorist propaganda"

Define bad content...because pretty much most marketing is 'bad' content.

"I am dead serious about this."

You sound like you mean it. I, however, just cannot take you seriously.

Sorry, don't like facebook, don't like the faux values they claim to uphold. So this is just an excuse to be infantile and post a vacuous comment.

Pretty much like his, really.

Facebook vows to double staff with new cadre of Net Police

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@DJstardust Re: Facebook is finished

"Cat videos"

Well I expect these to be on facebook - I mean this is what the internet was invented for. Everything else is just an added bonus.

Two drones, two crashes in two months: MoD still won't say why

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@YARR

"...perhaps the answer is to copy nature and give it a warm furry coat?"

Feathers, surely?

Google reveals rapid Bluetooth gadget connection tech

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Re: re: However if you do opt out, nothing gets sent to Google at all....

AC3 - AC2's statement was sarcastic, based on the fact AC1 was anonymous. Which leads us to assume, based on stereotype analysis, that he is UK based, and you are US based.

Hey - profiling based on actions on the net! I should patent that and form a company and .... ohhhhhhhh....

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"Android devices need to have Bluetooth and location services turned on. A trip to Google's cloud is required, too,"

Sigh.

Official: Perl the most hated programming language, say devs

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C64 basic? I would like to peek at your code to poke around...

Google AMP supremo whinges at being called out on team's bulls***

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AMP will die

It will disappear. It will be quietly dropped, or rather given a new name, which is similar to the name of another project, then they will be 'merged for efficiency', then that will be it. Quietly dropped.

The web is a mess. Pages of trackers and ads, which ironically, google is king at, and it has had its toll. We have faster computers to serve ever more complex pages, to ever more complex computers/tablets and we are in a loop of 'progress' without any real refinement.

Someone will come along to, excuse me for this, 'disrupt' the current thinking. When that happens people will flock to that, the ease of use, transparancy, speed, simplicity. Then the entire loop begins again...

NHS could have 'fended off' WannaCry by taking 'simple steps' – report

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Re: They will not learn

In terms of infomation retrieval and input regarding text, that is stil a far better solution. That or an ISeries or whatever they calls the AS/400 these days. I5?

Even if it is a terminal emulator on <insert your OS here>, it would still mean core records are fairly safely stored, acessible and not at the same risk levels. "Shit, WannasobII is here, break out the 3270s guys"

Dell forgot to renew PC data recovery domain, so a squatter bought it

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"Dell confirmed it lost control of the domain to The Register"

Sooo - you admit it was you guys?

HMRC's switch to AWS killed a small UK cloud business

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Re: HMRC referring to taxpayers as 'Customers'

"I thought that customers meant the other Government Departments."

HMRC refer to taxpayers as customers.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/693767/hmrc-calls-taxpayers-customers

https://www.accountingweb.co.uk/tax/hmrc-policy/stop-calling-us-customers-taxation-campaign

..and from their own spiele:

"are a high volume business; almost every UK individual and business is a direct customer of HMRC"

https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/hm-revenue-customs/about

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HMRC referring to taxpayers as 'Customers'

Even internally HMRC staff cringe at this use of the term. Customers dictates that the person has a decision to use them or not.

We are *not* customers, HMRC. The fact you use that term means you are not fully aware of the 'business' you are in and is rather worrying, given your obligations.

Survey: Tech workers are terrified they will be sacked for being too old

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Re: any grad born after '66

Anyone who thinks the term 'Digital Native' is in anyway a savvy term to use needs to have an effagy made of them and...oh crap.

Ex-TalkTalk chief grilled by MPs on suitability to chair NHS Improvement

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Re: All aboard the gravy train…

"You seem to be ignoring several hundred years of tradition that does exactly that."

On the contrary, I am not ignoring it. I am stating that I think it is rather an ignorant thing to do. At some point in time slavery was traditional. Thus, tradition <> OK.

"There's also a point to be made for precisely burning effigies and shifting to conflict to the realm of the symbolic."

Yes. But when you make this a person, especially a living person, this is a frightening thing to be considered 'ok'. You say that this is shifting it to the symbolic? Well so in our theorectical case you have shifted the blame of a ceo of an organisation to a symbolic representation of that actual person.

Well, from my perspecitive, at anyrate. Obviously opinions differ substantially. But the fact people think this is ok does equate to a deep uneasiness within me.

I do think that her actions are villifiable(?) and that she shoudn't be in the position she is now. But I can in no way think that this deserves of a representative of her person burned.

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Re: All aboard the gravy train…

"Hm, not long till Bonfire Night: Penny for the GuyDido?"

I may understand the sentiment, but I think it is a bit much talking about burning an effagy of someone for incompetance.

Even in jest. Now if it was an effagy of TalkTalk....burn it. Burn it with fire.

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I was at an event, recently, where it was mentioned...

...that before the attack on TalkTalk, they were approached by some governemental body about how they would handle a major cyberattack.

Their reponse mentioned a priority of getting BT Sport back up and running first.

Now obviously this is hearsay, one from me, here, and you have to take it on trust that I am restating this accurately, or indeed that it happened. And in turn, I have to trust what was stated at an event by a speaker, that this was also stated accurately.

But if really does fit.

And it is a great piece of gossip.

I love disruptive computer jargon. It's so very William Burroughs

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First post!

Wait....userfriendly.org flashback....wonder if that is still a thing?

Culture, schmulture. DevOps, agile need to be software-first again

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"In the tech industry, we're never really sure which is more important: the tool, or how people use the tool."

"with many doubts that IT's not up to the task of transforming to the point where they can reliably create, refine, and run software"

Two statements that stand out, for me at least, why there is still issues with software despite it now becoming (has become?) a mature industry.

Ultimately it is the users and the consumers, of the software that should be put first. Because the software is pretty much that - the interface between a person and allowable actions, and data stored on objects and/or persons. If you forget that, then you will ultimately build your software in such a way that it will have flow paths that are at odds with what it will be used for.

Failing often, in my book, is not optional when you are dealing with either a critical system or confidential data. I think Agile gets a bad rap because there are lots of things that get ascribed to Agile, that are not really part of the 'manifesto'. Failing often, for example. The manifesto states Working software...

Agile got co-opted into a term which gets plastered over any shop's dev process as a way of saying 'me too', similar to the way TWAT™ gets used. It is a way to cover up having to explain what you really mean.

Anyway, i cringe when I see the term DevOps. I know plenty of Devs who shouldn't be allowed near infrastructure, and plenty of Ops that shouldn't program. There is different set of drivers for both, rightly so. Otherwise, if the be-all and end all was a jack of alltrades, then why do we have security professionals?

Outage at EE wrecks voice calls across the UK

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@scott53 Re: Kevin Bacon @m0rt

"And as the plane crashed down he thought

"Well, isn't this nice."

is the only quotable example in that song."

Isn't it ironic that a song about things being ironic only has a single ironic statement in it?

Yo dawg...this statement is ironically about the lack of irony in your 'irony'.

Look! Over there! Intel's cooked a 17-qubit chip quantum package

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Re: How?

Potentially the wittiest comment on El Reg all year....

Super Cali's futuristic robo-cars in focus – even though watchdogs say they're something quite atrocious

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Re: Bah!

I dunno. I think the person who came up with that sub-heading isn't getting paid enough...

El Reg was invited to the House of Lords to burst the AI-pocalypse bubble

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Re: Minsky's "Weather analogy" pretty much nails the whoel "Deep learning" business.

The way I see it is this:

You have one entry point, and three exit points in a maze. There are millions of purmutations allowing one through. You observe a cockroach going into the single entry point over thousands and thousands of iterations and predict which exit they come out of.

You may be able to predict to a reasonable degree, using 'deep learning', which exit they come out of based on observation of the entry. But you wil never know why.