* Posts by m0rt

988 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jul 2015

Apple appears to relax ban on apps fetching, running extra code – remains aloof as always

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In other news...

...blah.

Apple annoy me these days. I guess it is because they really believe their own bullshit. Whereas the other tech companies just hope we believe theirs...

Boffins get routers spilling secrets through their LEDs

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Re: Signalling by light? Really?

The point is, you have a potential airgapping of your your ill gotton information. No trace other than the router payload.

At a certain level, this is useful. Especially for stealing Spectrum games.

Earth resists NASA's attempts to make red and green clouds

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Re: Blasted weather!

And funnier.

IBM: ALL travel must be approved now, and shut up about the copter

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Completely agree with you. You know things are bad when the decisions made are not with the benefit of any of your customers.

IBMs only real contemporary asset right now is the brand. And that is being devalued with stunts like this.

Bixby bailout: Samsungers bailing on lame-duck assistant

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Re: But...

My experience of Google voice:

Using voice to dial at home - can't get it to use speaker phone initially so have to pick it up anyway. So much for dialling when hands full/covered in oil etc.

Using voice to dial when bluetoothed to Supertooth Buddy in car. Dials and automatically puts it into speakerphone mode, not bluetooth headset.

Walmart workers invited to shuttle packages

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Re: Associate

"Everything is awesome!"

ESA astronaut decelerates from 28,800kph to zero in first bumpy landing

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Re: Tough part

This is what they train for.

NHS U-turns on blanket IR35 tax crackdown

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"I know there are some tax incentives to keep yourself within a company structure but 30~50% seems extraordinary for a locum."

If you are travelling to a location, or paying secondary rent to work in a location, then that would now be paid for out of your taxable income f if you were seen as an employee. I suspect. So if you earn 100K, and you are paying full rate on half of that and your accomodation charges are also now on top of that, I can see that adding up.

I think. Maybe. Possibly.

Boffins spot 'faceless fish' in strange alien environment

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Re: One wonders ...

...or indeed - would a faceless fish eat* a vegan?

*or dissolve, ingest, take over the mind of...whatever seems fitting for the faceless ones.**

** I, for one, welcome our faceless overlords...

IBM marketeers rub out chopper after visit from CEO Ginni

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@ happy AC Re: my 2 cents

"...and the stock and bonuses have made me very happy. "

What is this 'bonuses' you talk about? The stocks, I am well aware of. They used to chafe but now I have calluses on my wrists and neck.

'President Zuck' fundraiser opens for business

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"a wealthy, anti-establishment outsider unbeholden to special interests."

Anti-establishment? Facebook? Really? I see Facebook as a bigger establishment than many governments.

As for '...unbeholden to special interests.' - jaw dropped at the audacity of this statement.

'Major incident' at Capita data centre: Multiple services still knackered

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Re: Probably got their own staff to install the back up generators

Bets on diesel in the generators being a couple of years old? The fact they are now having an issue with parts suggests that the sudden loss of power cause some great failures.

Today we shall mostely be Capitalising on the Capitulations of the PITA that is Crapita.

Don't rely on fitness trackers to track number of calories burned

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"I burnt 1546 calories, all I did was go upstairs to the loo"

"You do NOT want to go in THERE! Phew"

Dell kills botched BIOS update that murdered punters' PCs

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"The business has yet to tell us why this happened."

Because the bios updates made the computers sad?

Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

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Re: What's the point of mp3?

^ this.

Interestingly, this month's Sound on Sound has an article about mastering for streaming. Decent production is decent production and that has a greater impact on the overall soundquality given a reasonable set of speakers or headphones and you aren't running through cables with the resistance values of hair and use a reasonable bitrate at 128kbps or above.

Let's sum up Google's VR strategy so far: Making life less crap for a lonely 20-something

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A few things...

What is it with the Anon Cowards recently? I mean it used to be the case it would allow people to say something controversial or a truth which they don't want linked back to them. Now it seems...well ^ and other articles.

Also, quoting your own tweets in an article? I know that modern media is sadly self referrential these days, but that is taking the piss. Unless this was the point and I am that subtle humour aware?

And VR and immersive computing and all this bollocks. I am all for new and exciting technologies, but I am not about creating use cases just because. Find a need, fill it. Don't create artificial situations that fits around your current baby and start to believe your own hyperbole. That way lies derision and memes are born.

Bloke charged under UK terror law for refusing to cough up passwords

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Re: There's 2 sides to stories

I don't care if he has been stopped 100 times.

He hasn't been charged as there is no evidence. This should be the right we all have under law, namely we can't be charged without evidence.

If he is guilty of something, so what? The law is the law, for both those that follow it and those who break it. There should be no distinction. However, it seems that perceptions are creating tiers of laws in the minds of people, these days. Law enforcers included.

MP3 'died' and nobody noticed: Key patents expire on golden oldie tech

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MASTERING.

I know I can't tell the difference, but signal degrades every time you do anything with it, therefore you MASTER @ 24bit 96khz to ensure you don't lose any of it.

If you do not understand this concept, then you don't really stand from any position to lecture anyone on audio.

EDIT: I didn't specifically mention mastering before, I now realise, but I was talking from the standpoint of production. This is why 24bit and 96khz exist. If you tried to do this at any less, you would be working with a degraded signal and by the time you finished, the end result would be poorer. Think of it like working with a dirty lens. You wouldn't notice this in the picture, but if you continued taking a picture of the picture over X amount of times, you would see the difference the dirty lens made compared to a pristine lense.

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"Through all the bullshit people fail to actually see what matters, a good tune."

A good tune, which is subjective, yes.

Then followed by good production, that helps.

Then good production is rewarded by good playback.

You can skimp on any of that. But then it limits what you can achieve. THis is why 24bit and 96khz exists. If not higher.

Snake oil salesmen, yes. Fine. But you may as well get upset with people for liking Bieber, as paying a lot of money onto something that they *think* makes it sound better. If they think it does, that is all that matters in that context. That is the way subjective appreciation works. It is the way it always works. If you are always worried about the science behind listening to music, then you too are repeating the same pattern as those that worry their copper interconnects are may have too much signal degredation over the 500mm and want to replace them with Orgonite connectors.

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Jeez! Vitriolic.

Do we need Windows patch legislation?

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I am not so sure.

I am very firmly coming around to believe that the current approach, which for now I will term a throwaway approach to both hardware and software, is not sensibly sustainable.

We tout 'Progress' for progresses sake. But stability, especially in something that has come be deeply rooted (snigger) in most of our lives and certainly on a day to day basis, should really be a core tenet of the design approach.

Maybe it is time to think about OS stability being more of a concern in consumer, and certainly in business and definitely medical, terms and not just in the terms of where they seem to really hold it in high regard: The Military.

HTC's 2017 flagship U11 woos audiophiles and bundles Alexa

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Ironically, the features mentioned regarding the headphones would have most audiophiles ignoring it.

However, the haac style recording would be a blast. That is useful.

Blighty bloke: PC World lost my Mac Mini – and trolled my blog!

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Re: Why oh why

I, too, have bought from them. Sometimes, you know, you need it right away, and, well, they are there with their handy shops with parking and you walk in and you see the layout and it is too late. You keep walking to the section you need. And the worst thing? You can hear them. The sales people givein, *sob*, ADVICE. And you know you should intervene, and tell the customer to run. Don't listen to wofflings™ of evilness, but you don't. You just fix your eyes on the prize, and get the hell out of there, whilst casting furtive looks to ensure you aren't seen by anyone that knows you, (not fellows of the tech, for why would they be there too?).

But yeah. I would never order from them, that is just nuts.

Beaten passenger, check. Dead giant rabbit, check. Now United loses cockpit door codes

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Re: Maybe

You, Sir, I want to defend me in court...if I ever get caught.

Japanese researchers spin up toilet paper gyroscopes for science

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Re: Oh crap

I wonder if this would be caught under GDPR...privacy impact assessments, anyone? :)

"This is my toilet roll spin rate - what do have on me? "

74 countries hit by NSA-powered WannaCrypt ransomware backdoor: Emergency fixes emitted by Microsoft for WinXP+

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"In March, we provided a security update which provides additional protections against this potential attack. "

This is the phrase that really says it all. Fixing a security hole that should never have been there should not constitute and 'additional protection' so much as 'removal of vulnerability'.

Indeed, this kind of exploit smacks of a plant. Either Microsoft were coerced into deliberately introducing this for the NSA's pleasure, or the NSA had it inserted somehow. Yeah citation needed, but be honest, would you be surprised?

Take a sneak peek at Google's Android replacement, Fuchsia

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Re: webOS

WebOS was awesome. Was basically BBOS10 before BBOS 10.

I saw a TV box this morning with WEBOS printed on it. I felt sad.

Facebook fake news: Sort it out yourself, readers

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Or new fakes...

Italian F-35 facility rolls out its first STOVL stealth fighter

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Joke

Better Waxoyl that puppy...

...before using in inclement weather.

Master of Dredd: Judge inker John Higgins speaks to The Reg

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Re: Meltdown Man

It was more a ref to 2000 A.D. Not JH per se. But kudos for the deep knowledge here!

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Rogue Trooper

Meltdown Man.

Dredd.

The Megacity vibe as a whole. It disturbed me as a kid, which goes to show just how good it was. Lasting impact. Loved it. Oh, and seamonkeys...:D Remember those ads?

PS - as an aside, the laster Dredd film with Urban, if you haven't watched it, it is actually a pretty good rendition of Dredd.

What is this bullsh*t, Google? Nexus phones starved of security fixes after just three years

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Re: Bye bye Android

For tethering other devices. This is what I have been looking for also.

Well, hot-diggity-damn, BlackBerry's KEYone is one hell of a comeback

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Re: Hyped up nonsense...

"Can anyone tell me why a keyboard is a necessity for an Android device?"

Entering lots of text.

You may be able to type lengthy paragraphs, with eloquence and style, on a phone touchscreen, but I for one find it laborious. I am not a die hard blackberry user. I left BB and went to android. My first smart phone was not a blackberry.

So these people exist. These people will buy the KeyOne. If it flops, then you can stand there and point and say a great big "See? SEE? I was right to ridicule it. "

It will be a good day for you.

Jimbo announces Team Wikipedia: 'Global News Police'

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Oh and...

"<sarcasm>Terrific"

I can just hear that in the voice of Ford Prefect from the Radio plays...

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"Apart from anything else, there isn't actually that much News to publish anyway, just a lot of opinions flying around the place. "

So El Reg could, I suppose, create a new tag like Bootnotes, Storage, etc.

I suggest 'Non-fake news'

Shouldn't take up a lot then really, if opinions are avoided.

"Stuff happened in London, today. In other news, Google are evil bastards"

I think they should expand. I have often wished for a governmental worker/advisor/MP get grilled by Orlowski/Lettuce on policy.

Never MLF though. Never her. Althought a parody opinion piece by Margaret Road-Kill would be welcomed...

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Will the public want to rub shoulders with professional journalists?

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After going to take some tablets to combat the violent reaction to the word 'thinkfluencers', I do have a problem with the news as it stands now. On websites anyway. I am not a fan of the BBC news website, which at one time I trusted on the M0rt Trust Scale of about an 8, it is now about a 4. And the quality of the articles is, well, awful. Just updated for the sake of it, by multiple people at different times. Sometimes even several articles about the same piece.

The only reason that I welcome the Wikidropthedeaddonkey parody, is that it brings to the forefront that the news as a whole needs a new benchmark of 'The News'.

So, El Reg, how about forming a news website for the masses? Not the tech(il)literate?

Wait – we can explain, says Moby, er, Docker amid rebrand meltdown

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Re: Moby

"I'm not sure about the name Moby, why does my heart feel so bad?"

Honey, it may not be The Perfect Life, but at I am Feeling so Real about it.

Mastercard launches card that replaces PIN with fingerprint sensor

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Re: Really?

"but I suspect he is using alternate facts."

Sooo....lies, then?

Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

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@fatman

Very well aware of that - this is one good reason I say NO to systemd

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Re: I recently ditched Firefox.

Whereas I agree with you on Pulseaudio - it is the work of the devil - you ditched linux because of pulse?

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Thread Hijack - why did that planet story get taken away?

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:cktStK114yIJ:https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/04/19/404/+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=fire

Thread closed and allsorts.

The Truth is out there...

PACK YOUR BAGS! Boffins spot Earth-size planet most likeliest yet to harbor alien life

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Re: Known to El Reg readers as ...

Click here to link to the alternate reality

Ex-West Ham winger charged twice over cybershenanigans

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Re: Ah

Speaking of money laundering, I have an idea for footballer transfers. Instead of agents etc, we should create an auction style system. We could call it PlayBay and only take 1% of all auctions values.

Drunk Managers bidding for top players late on a Saturday night.

Mozilla abandons experimental Aurora Firefox channel

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"feature-rich"

*hangs head*

Profit with just one infection! Crook sells ransomware for $175

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"Keeping up-to-date backups would obviate the need to cave into such demands, and remains the best strategy for safeguarding against ransomware infection."

Jim Sensenbrenner offers an alternate safeguarding method.

'Tech troll' sues EFF to silence 'Stupid Patent of the Month' blog. Now the EFF sues back

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Re: A better idea

^^ W. T. F?

ZX Spectrum reboot project's Great Ormond Street charity cash questions

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Think this is bad? Just wait till someone brings out the QL version..

Should make this launch look hunky dory.

DTMF replay phreaked out the Dallas tornado alarm, say researchers

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If you think about it, nothing has really changed. :) Just the vector...oh...wait...