853 posts • joined 11 Jul 2015
I am trying to work out something. If you are laughing from your enlightened state, then surely an enlightened mind would want to enlighten others? Otherwise it is just ego.
So what we have here is an egotist laughing at the apparent lack of knowledge of others. What a wonderful place you are in! We should all aspire to be like you. It warms my heart to think that there is true greatness in this world.
You should start a vlog. You would be popular on YT and would make a killing with all the ad revenue.
You never see, in those future dystopia movies, that the real cause of societal breakdown was due to shite service companies.
Except for Douglas Adams, who hit the nail on the head with Sirius Cybernetics.
Re: The wrong day
The day you overdose?
@alien8n Re: Not just O2
"expecting a mobile provider to maintain 100% uptime is like expecting politicians to never lie."
Poiticians never lie. They reframe your question and answer based on an entirely different paradigm.
"I fear that Moore's Law will effectively reach its EOL date at that point"
Conversely, I look forward to Moore's law being reached as then it will force a shift in other directions for processing. Who knows what will come out of it? I think it is exciting.
"Right, so you propose an end to privacy for burger munchers, and a national database that will in practical terms identify their eating habits, movements, all added to the existing CCTV surveillance, just to address the problem of littering?"
This is why I modded it to have a barcode that linked it back to the franchise. But the principle is about accountability.
We don't need car dealerships paying speeding fines because - guess what? Cars have an identifying mark known as a registration plate, linking them to the owner so therefore no need to fine dealerships.
This was a sensible discussion. Keep it such and keep the hyperbolic outrage down a little.
That is, quite literally, brilliant.
Even a barcode that is tracable to the franchise and try to at least putting in a traceable path of accountability .
Have a small fine for every piece of litter linked to that franchise that encourages them to push back to customers to encourage more social behaviour.
"But with the scourge of fly-tipping being what it is"
Not just about fly tipping. It is general litter which is a massive problem in the UK. I live on the edges of a very picturesque part of Wales. One particular cycle to Bala I remember being struck by the sheer amount of litter in the verges for, quite literally, miles.
Another episode, whilst motorcycling through Snowdonia, a complete cock throwing his empty sandwich box out of his white BMW in a known beauty spot.
And I guess we are fairly familiar with the pile of McDonalds litter that seems some people are too good to have sitting in their car until they go to a bin.
Do we collectively have so little regard, not just for the land we live on, but ourselves, to think that this is any way to act?
Re: Get me a babysitter
"Though unfortuantely prone to making jokes that are not well recieved Felix is a pretty normal guy. Down to earth, fairly intelligent and successful. "
Iron Bones, you maybe should start, oh I don't know..., maybe widening out your social circle a little if he is your definition of what constitutes normal.
Re: That's a good point. And...
"I call BS - provide evidence or STFU"
I would like to think this is how Snowden became incentivised to do what he did.
Other than a moral imperative, that is.
"Anon as ex employee."
Suffice to say, bet you are getting the blame right now!
@Ken Re: catalogue shopping
"there'll be a stray cat waiting to follow you home and it will be hungry."
The default position of any cat is 'I am hungry, give me food'. This is just a test, however, to see how mallable your mind is.
Usually when you fall into the category of 'soft touch' by offering them food, they will then just turn their noses up at you with a look of disgust* to put you in your proper place.
*Unless a partcularly nice morsel. They aren't stupid. Just self absorbed.
@Gary F Re: I received this scam-like email - thanks for verifying El Reg
"I don't have a bloody cat, never had and never clicked on anything cat-like."
Re: Dumb dumb dumb
"I disparage the people who rail about SD support and removable batteries"
Really? Disparage? What on earth for? Just because your use case doesn't mandate the necessity of those things...
Sensible requests from my perspective, as an Android user who also has a mac and distrusts cloud storage for anything important/sensitive.
We agree on the headphone jack, however.
"Could it be possible we have *gasp* reached 'peak tech'?"
We are just showing up that actually we have run out of imagination.
Let's face it. Race to the bottom. There is only so much bandwidth of information we can take in through a letterbox. We don't really need *more*.
Manufacturers are short sighted, dealing whatever must have in the refresh cycle to get that years profits up to appease shareholders. Truly originaly and useful products are fewer and far between (Gemini) .
So lets think of the next great idea! I propose a new operating system first. One that doesn't try and borg the world Or change layout every few cycles. Efficiency being the keyword.
Maybe a new approach to how it is charged. I propose alcohol. Running low? Buy your device a drink for the evening.
@Ian Joyner Re: Well it will look so stylish...
"Did you ever stop to consider that making things repairable makes them more susceptible to failure in the first place? "
You never owned an original ThinkPad, I gather.
maybe there is a basic training issue? If you don't invest then your product will be stationary.
I've missed FoTW.
I agree with RichardT. Offer 'Norman' a job. A column, if you will. He can create a rant that mirrors, yet offsets, those with which I believe a one Alistair Dabbs dabbles (SWIDT?) with.
I for one would consider turning off my add blocker, if you did.*
Pull the other...
"* FWIW, similar problems with morning go-slows at Vulture Central are often solved by pouring coffee down writers' throats."
Sure. Coffee. Right...
What you need...
"Workplaces are quieter now. No longer do you suffer the scream of dot matrix printers or tweedling of fax modems, let alone digital squeaks. I miss these sounds a little, possibly because they seemed, I dunno, organic."
...is a Bastl Bitranger doing its thing in the office.
That will relax you.
Re: "not the shooter"
"Sorry but I fail to see the difference."
Windows 10 has many more legitimate uses. I may not agree with MS and their policies, but trying to equate windows to something that is deliberately subversive and intended to be used as it was evidently used isn't going to work.
Whether or not he should have been prosecuted for this is a different matter and that comparison would be laughed out of most courts if you tried to prosecute MS on the same charges.
And that is even without the many, many, many millons they spend of lawyers.
GDPR stands for Google Doing Positively, Regardless. Webpage trackers down in Europe – except Big G's
Google analytics isn't excluded from GDPR, because google analytics doesn't exist in a vacuum, it is used on a website. So the owners of the website are the ones who are responsble from a GDPR point if view.
THat is the short version. The long version means I would have to re-read stuff to parse it and write a few paragraphs, which a lot of consultants charge money for and, quite frankly, this is now a Saturday and I have other things I would rather do. Obviously not enough to avoid commenting rather vacuously on this thread.
Yale Weds: Just some system maintenance, nothing to worry about. Yale Thurs: Nobody's smart alarm app works
"To be fair, they are at least doing maintenance and attempting to improve the system and security that they are providing the public"
So....doing a shit job is ok because at least the job is getting done, right?
"Remember, skeletons can't play wind instruments & zombies can't sing worth a damn. That will help you weed them out of the crowd of supposedly still living"
Saint-Saëns would have you believe otherwise...
Re: Don’t call us plucky
Surely this was orchestrated violins?
You can't conduct this any other way.
If they get the mail client out and it works well, I'll throw my money at them.
I like thunderbird, and have used it extensively for years multiplatform. However, I feel that it is the unloved stepchild of any hair colour in the Mozilla family. I would like to see something that continues refinement to something that is nigh on perfect (I still suspect memory consumption could be easily improved with Thunderbird, althought checking it now I am pleasently surprised. Maybe I am being harsh. ).
Re: Thanks for clarifying.
" And who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?"
I think that is the fault of General Protection.
Re: Thanks for clarifying.
"How tricky than can be? Just collate a big list of everything that all the regular readers know and go through that list before publishing any article!"
What a great idea. Or just insert inline helpful remarks directed towards specific reader bases:
"relates to a local privilege escalation bug in the Linux kernel, and creates a means to obtain root ([newbies]administrator, [Autralian geeks]snigger) privileges on a hacked system."
Re: Thanks for clarifying.
"Are you affected by the outage? Leave us a comment and let us know."
No, I am not affected.
However, I don't own an Alexa device either. But doing my duty, Sir!
You live in rural Devon. You have vast niceness. Can't you get a mast disguised as a maypole or something?
I'd be happy with reliable voice and even 3g across everywhere.
Re: Why anyone would do business with Apple is a mystery.
Shite customer experience is a shite customer experience, regardless if the customer is sweetness and light or a psycho nutjob.
What happened to equality? Or is some equality more equal than others*...?
*I had to read this several times over. I doubt it makes sense. Then I realised where I was.
Does anyone else find the whole 'must get latest iPhone' rush more than a little bit disturbing?
I only got an A in GCSE physics. Obviously this means my opinion is not as important as those who have a PhD.
So, I too, will add my .02% of value to this and state that as an Apple user, I think idiot tax is perfectly acceptable nomenclature for the price of Apple shiny.
"But I given your all embracing description I really am an idiot and my PhD in Non-linear Control Engineering means nothing."
PhD or no, that sentence wants commas.
Re: (Real adults don't hide behind anon.)
"m0rt's on your birth certificate is it?"
OF course not.
Despite the whole use of '*Real* adults' inferring that you have a very rigid definition of labels, and the fact that biological and legal adults *do* in fact play computer games, as indeed use false names on forums, as well as hide behind AC, means that those two comments, mine and yours, are bullshit.
Re: Shouldn’t affect anyone here.
I'll just stick to Unreal Tournament then..
(Real adults don't hide behind anon.)
SAP's seven AI principles
We are driven by our values
So the world is fscked right from the start.
" I miss the "hours" for post (posted X-hours or X-days ago). GMT Is not my cup of coffee/tea/adult beverage"
Are you nuts?? I didn't notice till you pointed that out. This is so much better and was a criticism of mine first time around.
Time is awesome. And the correct way to do it.
Re: Please stop thrusting the "news" at me
Sorry. I was in shock earlier. I was harsh.
I still don't like it.
Re: Please stop thrusting the "news" at me
I feel I should be honest.
I fucking hate it. Less information over the screen. Again.
Glad it makes your life easier, however. Just not the actual consumer experience.
Just like every other fucker.
W. T. F. ?
No RJ45? On a thinkpad?
Lenovo, you are now dead to me.