Posts by Aladdin Sane

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now: Brexit tea towel says it'll just be the gigabit broadband

Flat Earther and wannabe astronaut killed in homemade rocket

Realme's 5G handset is a bargain at €599 – but it's only for cool young people. Sorry

This is your last chance, HP. There's no turning back. You take blue poison pill, the story ends. You take the red Xerox pill, you stay in Wonderland

If you're struggling to keep new year resolutions, try NGTS-10b, a mere 1,000 LY away. One year is just 18 hrs

Ofcom measured UK's 5G radiation and found that, no, it won't give you cancer

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles

Your McDonald's demo has expired. For full functionality, please purchase a licence or try another fast-food joint

Yo, Imma let you finish, but for the 6,000 people still using that app on a daily basis ... we have a question: why?

The self-disconnecting switch: Ghost in the machine or just a desire to save some cash?

Galileo got it wrong – official: Jupiter actually wet, not super-dry: 'No one would have guessed that water might be so variable across the planet'

Smartwatch owners love their calorie-counting gadgets, but they are verrry expensive

And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight

Fire Brigades Union warns of wonky IT causing dangerous delays in 999 control rooms

Microsoft to bravely defend US democracy for a slack handful of voters in Fulton, Wisconsin

Good news: Neural network says 11 asteroids thought to be harmless may hit Earth. Bad news: They are not due to arrive for hundreds of years

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

You'll never select all and mark as read again after this tale of peril... Oh, who are we kidding? Of course you will

Dual screens, fast updates, no registry cruft and security in mind: Microsoft gives devs the lowdown on Windows 10X

Ever dream of being an astronaut? Now’s your chance. NASA wants new people for the Moon and Mars

Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

Jeff Bezos: I will depose King Trump

Facebook loses control of its own Twitter account in hacker attack – and more news

Social media notifications of the future: Ranger tagged you in a photo with Tessadora, Wrenlow, Faelina and Graylen

Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers

Former Autonomy boss Mike Lynch 'submits himself' for arrest in central London

EU tells UK: Cut the BS, sign here, and you can have access to Galileo sat's secure service

That's what makes you hackable: Please, baby. Stop using 'onedirection' as a password

Google's OpenSK lets you BYOSK – burn your own security key

Somewhere, Google's financial bods are playing on repeat... What do you want from me? It's not how it used to be...