Aladdin Sane • User • The Register Forums

Ethics? Yeah, that's great, but do they scale?

Thursday 1st March 2018 11:30 GMT Aladdin Sane

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar, who could think you under the table.

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Paul Allen's six-engined monster plane prepares for space deliveries

Thursday 1st March 2018 10:29 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: You'll never get me up in one of those things

What makes it look odd is the two separate tails. The Lightning and Twin Mustang both had the tails joined together.

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Scientists change their minds, think water may be all over the Moon

Thursday 1st March 2018 09:33 GMT Aladdin Sane

Nazi's what on the moon?

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Wednesday 28th February 2018 13:43 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: all I wanted was

I didn't want to work in an office, I wanted to be a lumberjack!

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Wednesday 28th February 2018 11:32 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Did you know that giant steps are what you take

I hope my legs don't break

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Wednesday 28th February 2018 10:45 GMT Aladdin Sane

DHMO

is a major component of acid rain, and is also used as an industrial solvent. Do we really want astronauts to come into contact with this?

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Deep in remote Oz, an antenna has 'heard' the oldest stars

Thursday 1st March 2018 08:59 GMT Aladdin Sane

Oldest stars are way too loud?

That'll be Keith Richards then.

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Martian microbes may just be resting – boffins

Wednesday 28th February 2018 17:03 GMT Aladdin Sane

I don't see what the fuss is

After all, it's a God-awful small affair.

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Apple 'wellness' unit launched for staff: The genius will see you now

Wednesday 28th February 2018 11:34 GMT Aladdin Sane

Dammit

just came here to post that.

Have this ---->

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Neil Young slams Google, after you log in to read his rant with Google or Facebook

Tuesday 27th February 2018 11:19 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: What a relief

And the bloody awful Warsaw Concerto.

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Tuesday 27th February 2018 08:52 GMT Aladdin Sane

Anti-GMO

Relies on GMO insulin to live.

He's a prick.

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Sony Xperia XZ2: High-res audio but no headphone jack

Monday 26th February 2018 15:48 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: What's gone wrong ? IT'S BIGGER !

Ah, but what're the dimensions of the phone? Screens have got bigger as bezels have shrunk.

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Voice assistants are always listening. So why won't they call police if they hear a crime?

Monday 26th February 2018 11:41 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: It gets harder every day

Nah, just yell "Siri/Alexa/Cortana/OK Google open the door" through the letter box.

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Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

Monday 26th February 2018 10:54 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Food and booze

You wants ants bugs? Because that's how you get ants bugs.

FIFY

Sterling Archer says otherwise.

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Friday 23rd February 2018 09:59 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Food and booze

You wants ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Friday 23rd February 2018 09:38 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Bullshit.

Have you ever meet people?

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Intellisense was off and developer learned you can't code in Canadian

Monday 26th February 2018 10:42 GMT Aladdin Sane

Wouldn't that give you the complete works of Shakespeare in braille?

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Billionaire's Babylon beach ban battle barrels toward Supreme Court

Saturday 24th February 2018 01:05 GMT Aladdin Sane

What

a cunt

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Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

Saturday 24th February 2018 00:59 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: I would think..

Difficult, not impossible

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Friday 23rd February 2018 16:59 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: I would think..

It's difficult to be a worse human being than the pope.

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Friday 23rd February 2018 16:31 GMT Aladdin Sane

Word is

The course instructors are called Sam and Dean.

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Friday 23rd February 2018 15:07 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: This is in the Register -- why?

Because bootnotes, that's why.

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Friday 23rd February 2018 14:12 GMT Aladdin Sane

Will this help

fix my daemons?

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Friday 23rd February 2018 14:11 GMT Aladdin Sane

The Pope must diet.

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Does my boom look big in this? New universe measurements bewilder boffins

Friday 23rd February 2018 16:54 GMT Aladdin Sane

That'll be the inflation.

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Friday 23rd February 2018 16:18 GMT Aladdin Sane

not a bug, but a feature

The universe worked fine in dev, ops problem now.

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UK's BT: Ofcom's wholesale superfast broadband price slash will hurt bottom line

Friday 23rd February 2018 13:53 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: "download entire films, or businesses to share huge files, almost instantly"

Download to portable device to watch on plane/train/bus/the shitter at work.

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Veritas insiders: Job cuts? There will be blood

Friday 23rd February 2018 12:32 GMT Aladdin Sane

bonuses and merit-based salary rises being looked at

How to keep your best staff motivated.

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Flappy Friday for Stack Overflow as outage woes run on

Friday 23rd February 2018 11:08 GMT Aladdin Sane

Have they tried

turning it off and on again?

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Fun fact: US Customs slaps eyeglass taxes on optical networking gear

Friday 23rd February 2018 10:07 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Simple solution

You expect them to know the difference between microwaves and microwave ovens?

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Bosch and Daimler jump in together on driverless vehicle tech

Wednesday 21st February 2018 15:09 GMT Aladdin Sane

interacting with technology more important than human relationships

That's most of the El Reg commentards.

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Use ad blockers? Mine some Monero to get access to news, says US site

Wednesday 21st February 2018 11:25 GMT Aladdin Sane

How about

No?

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Australia joins the 'decrypt it or we'll legislate' club

Wednesday 21st February 2018 10:13 GMT Aladdin Sane

I have a fix for the problem.

It involves politicians and a very pointy stick.

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KFC: Enemy of waistlines, AI, arteries and logistics software

Wednesday 21st February 2018 09:57 GMT Aladdin Sane

I blame

Sandor Clegane.

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Tuesday 20th February 2018 14:39 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Before anyone takes offence

I'm offended that you came here to post the correction.

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Tuesday 20th February 2018 09:21 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: DARTS: Deceiving Autonomous Cars with Toxic Signs

Not an acronym.

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Japan's Robo-Bartenders point to a golden future

Wednesday 21st February 2018 09:56 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: I hope that was an oversized glass

Is it pronounced how it's written?

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Tuesday 20th February 2018 16:45 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Beg pardon?

Is it an interface, or merely a filter?

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Tuesday 20th February 2018 15:34 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Head keepers

It's that little etched pattern you see at the bottom of the glass.

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Tuesday 20th February 2018 13:34 GMT Aladdin Sane

If the damn thing draws a shamrock on your Guinness, you're allowed to rip out its CPU.

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HP starts slinging Apple hardware, tech support vending machines

Tuesday 20th February 2018 14:34 GMT Aladdin Sane

It may not be possible for them to be more expensive places to shop.

Challenge accepted.

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A print button? Mmkay. Let's explore WHY you need me to add that

Tuesday 20th February 2018 13:04 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Have you noticed how a religion starts with a guy coming back from a holiday in the desert

Remember Reach!

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Tuesday 20th February 2018 10:29 GMT Aladdin Sane

Are there, really, any enjoyable applications of the five whys?

Winding up lusers. Always enjoyable.

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Flight Simulator's DRM fighter nosedives into Chrome's cache

Tuesday 20th February 2018 12:25 GMT Aladdin Sane

The path to hell

is paved with good intentions.

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Opportunity knocked? Rover survives Martian winter, may not survive budget cuts

Monday 19th February 2018 17:07 GMT Aladdin Sane

That'll teach me to skim-read.

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Monday 19th February 2018 16:51 GMT Aladdin Sane

Obligatory xkcd.

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Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

Monday 19th February 2018 15:55 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: How is this relevant?

New here?

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When Samsung reveals the S9 at MWC, at least try to act surprised

Monday 19th February 2018 15:42 GMT Aladdin Sane

So big, little, medium, little?

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Monday 19th February 2018 15:17 GMT Aladdin Sane

Will it blend?

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Re: You'll never get me up in one of those things

Re: all I wanted was

Re: Did you know that giant steps are what you take

DHMO

Oldest stars are way too loud?

I don't see what the fuss is

Dammit

Re: What a relief

Anti-GMO

Re: What's gone wrong ? IT'S BIGGER !

Re: It gets harder every day

Re: Food and booze

Re: Food and booze

Re: Bullshit.

What

Re: I would think..

Re: I would think..

Word is

Re: This is in the Register -- why?

Will this help

not a bug, but a feature

Re: "download entire films, or businesses to share huge files, almost instantly"

bonuses and merit-based salary rises being looked at

Have they tried

Re: Simple solution

interacting with technology more important than human relationships

How about

I have a fix for the problem.

I blame

Re: Before anyone takes offence

Re: DARTS: Deceiving Autonomous Cars with Toxic Signs

Re: I hope that was an oversized glass

Re: Beg pardon?

Re: Head keepers

It may not be possible for them to be more expensive places to shop.

Re: Have you noticed how a religion starts with a guy coming back from a holiday in the desert

Are there, really, any enjoyable applications of the five whys?

The path to hell

Re: How is this relevant?

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