* Posts by Aladdin Sane

2731 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2015

LESTER gets ready to trundle: The Register's beer-bot has a name

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symbol attached to the PFY

Does it say "kick me"?

Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?

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I pretend to work. My employer pretends to pay me.

Close enough?

Machines learned to assemble IKEA’s semi-disposable furniture

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Re: Not the real world

Upvoted just for "Krypton factor".

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Trollface

Re: Not the real world

Real men™ can't spell eether.

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Re: Real men?

Real men don't give a shit about your definition of masculinity.

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Re: Aaw.. the stereotypes

They're also extremely unlikely to be the sort of person who reads/comments on El Reg articles.

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You're still talking about building furniture, right?

Musk: I want to retrieve rockets with big Falcon party balloons

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Old news

They did it in 2010.

Mad Leo tried to sack me over Autonomy, says top HP Inc beancounter

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Headmaster

Re: As the old saying goes..

*their

Super Cali health inspectors: Tesla blood awoke us

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Re: There's a denominator and we demand to see it.

For proper accuracy, it should be per 1000 hours worked.

One of IBM's latest financial figures was off by four cents today – so down go its shares

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Trollface

Re: Anagrams of Resource Action

Your last one didn't work.

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Re: Here we go again

Because it's a lot of people.

Cambridge Analytica's ex-CEO decides not to front UK Parliamentary Committee again

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Re: This:

Unless you're an MP, the government takes a rather dim view of anybody lying to parliament .

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Re: Can they summons Zuck?

No, they cannot summons the Zuckerborg.

NHS given a lashing for lack of action plan one year since WannaCry

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Coat

Had he been sticking his dongle into unprotected devices?

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Re: Kick me whilst I'm down

Welcome to government service.

US government weighs in on GDPR-Whois debacle, orders ICANN to go probe GoDaddy

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Are those the discussions that involve rubber gloves?

It's US Tax Day, so of course the IRS's servers have taken a swan dive

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Re: This explains why I've been waiting 3 years for a rebate

In a century? Have you not heard of Milliway's?

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Re: COBOL hacking

Anybody intelligent enough in China to learn COBOL would've been shot as an intellectual.

Pentagon sticks to its guns: Yep, we're going with a single cloud services provider

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Re: JEDI Cloud?!?

I can see it now:

Pentagon to Larry Ellison: You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.

'I crashed AOL for 19 hours and messed up global email for a week'

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Re: But

It may be in the south west of Great Britain, but it's still north of The Lizard.

And nothing tops clotted cream, you heathen.

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Trollface

In the late 90s there were a couple of cars in Truro, Cornwall which had email addresses printed in a very large font on. I guess they must have thought they were the coolest guys on the planet

FTFY.

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Re: With hindsight

Yes.

HPE donates 3 mini-supercomputers to UK universities boning up on Arm

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Re: But

But only because Half Life 3 still hasn't been released.

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But

can they run Crysis?

SpaceX's Falcon 9 poised to fling 350kg planet-sniffing satellite into Earth orbit

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"does not make sense ... just using the older stages to explore the landing envelope"

So it does make sense. Also, article says "could be reused", not "would".

'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark

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Re: "Other (complete details) ________"

I'd vote for Little Bobby Tables every damn time.

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Re: And this is why we trust politicians with IT systems

Not just with IT systems.

UK pub chain Wetherspoons' last call: ♫ Just a spoonful of Twitter – let's pull social media down ♫

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That's just because of the lowest bid contractor cleaners.

Anon biz bloke wins milestone Google Right To Be Forgotten lawsuit

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Re: regressive evolutionary step towards goldfish

This is El Reg. The custom here is for things to be taken behind the shed and shot.

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IANAL, but I believe it applies to the EU as a whole, regardless of which search engine they use.

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Re: I predict an appeal

I would say that I was referring to the co-claimant that lost, but that would be fibbing. The BBC article was a stub when I read it, must've been filled out more recently. My bad.

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I predict an appeal

In 3, 2, 1...

Boeing CEO takes aim at Musk’s Starman-in-a-Tesla stunt

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The inclination of the orbits is quite different, so unlikely to actually intersect with Mars' orbit any time soon.

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Re: Russia just announced an embargo on rocket engines...

I'll have you know there are some mighty fine hillbilly goat fuckers out there.

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Re: When the a leader slags off a competitor...

I regard Elon's companies as a bit like Napster. Even if they eventually fail (which I doubt), they've rewritten the rulebook as to how the game is played.

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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Re: My Dad...

Double clicks on everything. Every. Fucking. Thing.

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I thought C ran MI6?

B-Ark passengers to control most IT spend from 2019 onwards

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Re: The bane of my profesional existance

Those linebreaks are making me twitch.

Worried we'll make ourselves extinct? Let’s be scientific about it

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Worried?

Hoping more like.

El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot

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Buzzwords

You're forgetting applying "AI" to learn who requires what quantity(pint, half etc.) of which beverage at what time served at what temperature. You also need to use blockchain, because.

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To save our very own PFY having to make multiple trips to and from the beer taps

Fuck that, make them work.

Airbus plans beds in passenger plane cargo holds

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Re: At 6ft8

I would prefer a jab to knock me out shove me in a box, load me into cargo and unpack me and wake me up the other end.

Have you tried pissing off the US government?

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Re: Window view

So in the case of emergency your eyes can adjust to outside light levels.

Dammit, I got ninja'd.

Fear the Reaper: Man hospitalised after eating red hot chilli pepper

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Re: Don't get it - It's like a competition to see who has the most stupid.

Love is a burning thing

And it makes a fiery ring.

Sysadmin shut down the wrong server, and with it all European operations

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Re: Moments like that let you know if...

One way of thinking about is that you'd just had $9,600 of training. If they had've let you go, somebody else would've got the benefit of that experience.

Amazon and eBay agree to expose potential VAT evaders for UK tax man

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Re: VAT threshold

How many of the smaller sellers are the same person with multiple accounts?

Virgin spaceplane makes maiden rocket-powered flight

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Coat

Re: If you want to get New Mexicans excited about anything

That's blue sky thinking

*Thunk* No worries, the UPS should spin up. Oh cool, it's in bypass mode

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Re: @Tabor

I believe there's a bit in Good Morning Vietnam about that.

My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

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Re: 'Server depressed, needs Prozac'

Does it have terrible pain in all the diodes down its left hand side?