Aladdin Sane • User • The Register Forums

Visa Europe fscks up Friday night with other GDPR: 'God Dammit, Payment Refused'

Friday 1st June 2018 23:16 GMT Aladdin Sane

The bloody awful Warsaw Concerto.

Send printer ink, please. More again please, and fast. Now send it faster

Friday 1st June 2018 15:54 GMT Aladdin Sane

Ah, but did you know that you're legally allowed to kill people who don't put a full ream of paper in when the tray is empty?

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Friday 1st June 2018 08:50 GMT Aladdin Sane

You could submit your own witty tale of misadventure.

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TSB meltdown latest: Facepalming reaches critical mass as Brits get strangers' bank letters

Friday 1st June 2018 15:49 GMT Aladdin Sane

Hi kids

Today we're going to learn to spell GDPR.

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Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting

Friday 1st June 2018 14:19 GMT Aladdin Sane

Sounds like he's a bit of a shit.

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Dawn spacecraft to get up-close and personal with dwarf planet Ceres

Friday 1st June 2018 13:53 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Height

28303.9408 Linguine, 429.8245 Double-decker bus, 180.2799 Brontosaurus.

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Friday 1st June 2018 09:28 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Point of Order

That's no Death Star.

Wait...

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The glorious uncertainty: Backup world is having a GDPR moment

Thursday 31st May 2018 14:50 GMT Aladdin Sane

I think that if technology is adapting itself, GDPR will be the least of our worries.

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Thursday 31st May 2018 11:29 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Seems an over complication

Just how strange is this woman?

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Thursday 31st May 2018 10:02 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Not a problem

those making an honest effort have nothing to fear.

Nurse! My sides!

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Thursday 31st May 2018 09:54 GMT Aladdin Sane

Not my field of expertise

But deleting on restore would seem to be the most logical way to go about this. My only question is, once you've "forgotten" about somebody, how do you remember to forget them on a restore?

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Britain mulls 'complete shutdown' of 4G net for emergency services

Thursday 31st May 2018 10:12 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Still waiting

Surely the staff can then be TUPE'd across again?

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Wednesday 30th May 2018 11:49 GMT Aladdin Sane

Still waiting

for a big government contract to come in on time and/or under budget.

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SpaceX to pick up the space pace with yet another Falcon 9 launch

Thursday 31st May 2018 10:10 GMT Aladdin Sane

They can't recover it. Block 4s were only designed to be reused once, and are unlikely to be able to handle the stress of a second recovery.

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Mirror mirror on sea wall, spot those airships, make Kaiser bawl

Thursday 31st May 2018 09:10 GMT Aladdin Sane

Now I want to watch Zeppelin.

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RIP to two 'naut legends: A moonwalker and a spacewalker

Wednesday 30th May 2018 15:38 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Obligatory XKCD

That graph makes me incredibly sad.

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Beardy Branson: Wacky hyperloop tube maglev cheaper than railways

Wednesday 30th May 2018 14:19 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Monorail, monorail, monorail, monorail, monorail, monorail, monorail, monorail

Mono! D'oh!

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Wednesday 30th May 2018 08:51 GMT Aladdin Sane

His bank balance would say otherwise.

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If you have cash to burn, racks to fill, problems to brute-force, Nvidia has an HGX-2 for you

Wednesday 30th May 2018 14:05 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Hmmmmmmm

It's still Crysis.

Also, will it blend?

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Wednesday 30th May 2018 11:52 GMT Aladdin Sane

Has anybody seen my friend's white mice, Frankie and Benjy, recently?

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BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

Saturday 26th May 2018 21:13 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Orange you glad

Thatcher's Cheddar Valley is a bright orange colour. Closest thing to scumble I've seen outside of a Pratchett novel.

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Friday 25th May 2018 13:13 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: self defence against fruit

It was a VERY pointy mango.

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Friday 25th May 2018 13:09 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: hang on....

You don't?

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Can't pay Information Commissioner's fine? No problem! Just liquidate your firm

Friday 25th May 2018 08:44 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: I'm confused

A fifth off, not of.

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Friday 25th May 2018 08:43 GMT Aladdin Sane

I'm shocked.

Shocked I tell you.

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Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

Thursday 24th May 2018 15:52 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: The Oh God of IT issues...

Preacher is an Amazon Prime exclusive.

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Thursday 24th May 2018 13:01 GMT Aladdin Sane

Re: Makes sense....

Eddie: Hang on!

Rich: What?

Eddie: Although we and the BBC respect people's rights to believe in whatever they wish - because we don't want to get into the shit on this one - we don't actually believe in God, do we?

Rich: No.

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