Posts by Aladdin Sane

Re: Co-incy-dink

Is English not your first language?

Re: Figuratively unbelievable

Is this Little Bobby Tables?

Re: One of the iconic voices...

The force be strong with this'un.

Re: Freedom or Saftey

Depends on the friend.

Have you read any of the articles involving the ASA here?

I blame Brexit and the bloody awful Warsaw Concerto.

Re: Interrupt service routines.

Million-to-one shots work 9 times out of 10.

Obligatory Sir Pterry icon request.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny …”

— Isaac Asimov (probably not)

Re: That headline.

I've just relived my spotty youth by listening to the Vengaboys Xmas Party Album (only Vengaboys album free on Amazon Prime Music*).

*Other streaming services are available

Re: Not a holagram after all

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.

Without him life would be much grimmer.

He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer.

He will never need a zimmer.

Re: How about John Snow?

He knows nothing.

Re: accused of cowardice

Tanya Kirbuk: Tell me, Dr. Floyd, what has happened to American bravery?

Dr. Heywood Floyd: [testy] It's alive and well, thank you. What happened to Russian common sense?

Re: Googlers walk out over 'sex pest' executive scandals

Might be cheaper, but doesn't make it right.

Re: Before Steve Perry

And now I'm going to watch BASEketball after work.

Re: Missed one!

Maybe they could Insert that at the End?

Re: Cunksplaining why Americans pay too much for zeros and ones.

It's the only bit that didn't have me reaching for a sedative.

I like trucking

Re: No waterproofing?

My contactless debit card died after a particularly damp journey up and down Snowdon. Thankfully the chip continued to work. Galaxy S9 survived absolutely fine.

Purple and ancient.

Barney the fucking dinosaur.

Re: Really? Are El Reg user handles really getting that hard to find?

I don't think whipping him is the answer.

Re: We don't need no steenkin privacy

Has the electoral register ceased to exist all of a sudden?

Re: You can cross the streams but...

Once voted best reason to get lost in space.