Posts by Aladdin Sane

I didn't want to be a barber. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Kept on summoning Cthulhu whenever I entered my password.

Re: Dear USians

Very much intended. The absolute fucking shambles that is Brexit makes it difficult to claim the high ground here, no matter which side of the debate you're on.

I dunno, it was useful in breaking the FIFA corruption case. But I'll admit that's a rare example.

Re: It begins with H and ends with E and is 8 letters long:

Bet you're fun at parties.

Somebody's going to get screwed anyway.

Re: Minister????

Hacker: Who else is in this department?

Sir Humphrey: Well briefly, sir, I am the Permanent Under Secretary of State, known as the Permanent Secretary. Woolley here is your Principal Private Secretary. I too have a Principal Private Secretary and he is the Principal Private Secretary to the Permanent Secretary. Directly responsible to me are ten Deputy Secretaries, 87 Under Secretaries and 219 Assistant Secretaries. Directly responsible to the Principal Private Secretaries are plain Private Secretaries, and the Prime Minister will be appointing two Parliamentary Under-Secretaries and you will be appointing your own Parliamentary Private Secretary.

Hacker: Can they all type?

Sir Humphrey: None of us can type. Mrs Mackay types: she's the secretary.

Minister: Pity, we could have opened an agency.

Sir Humphrey: Very droll, Minister.

Hacker: I suppose they all say that, do they?

Sir Humphrey: Certainly not, Minister. Not quite all...

Re: Popcorn!

1 dollar, and that's cutting me own throat.

Still Rea of the year.

Re: Landing robots

How about 3 or more probes with a really large net spread between them?

Meth will have a similar effect.

Re: Not Good Enough

He was Chief Whip, so a Sir Francis Urquhart wannabe.

Re: Here's a Thought...

The best American pilot was excluded from the space program due to lack of a university education.

Re: But can it run Crysis?

Both?

Both.

Both is good.

Strangely true. A lot of very successful people apparently exhibit psychopathic tendencies (not necessarily being full blown psychopaths however).