* Posts by Dodgy Geezer

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Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg has flunky tell UK MPs: Nope, he's sending someone else

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Re: British government: I don't care how you get the little Zuckwit here, but get him here.

There ARE no rules on the Internet...!

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Re: Rule Britannia!

...Getting rid of the pound, more's the pity, will be the price of getting back into the EU to rebuild our economy...

What will we replace it with, then? Because the Euro is collapsing as we speak, and surely can't exist for much longer.

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Re: Rule Britannia!

The computer that you're using at the moment is a British invention. As is the World-Wide Web...

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Re: Rule Britannia!

...Once we return to being a small isolated island on the edge of a huge economic zone, instead of being a leading member of that huge economic zone, it'll be back to the glory days of the Empire....

Once we return to being a free independent island outside the smothering effects of a huge bureaucratic protectionist zone, instead of being the only member of that zone which was regularly outvoted and told what to do by the vested interests of France and Germany, it'll be back to the opportunities we enjoyed in the successful days of the Empire....

There. Fixed that for you....

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Re: And I bet the bastards didn't fly economy either,

Are we working under the assumption that most Labour MPs keep coal in the bath and have to save up for a 1 week holiday in Blackpool?

I can assure you that the modern tranche of Labour MPs are as Establishment as the rest - lots of parties in Islington with celebs and holidays on the yacht in Tuscany....

What's an RDBMS? Don't ask the UK's data protection watchdog

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Experts must hang together...

...he said they were sorely in need of more technical expertise, as they asked him a few too many "basic questions"....

In my experience, it's the people who ask 'basic' questions who are the cleverest, and the most use in an investigation.

A bunch of experts flinging buzz-phrases at each other is a recipe for a confused and meaningless finding. If you look at the world's top scientists' writings - Sir Peter Medawar. Richard Feynman et al, you find that the language is simple, basic and clear.

It's the rather more forgettable second-rate brains that spend their time worrying about displaying technical expertise...

Microsoft's Windows 7 Meltdown fixes from January, February made PCs MORE INSECURE

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Re: Optional title

Your bank details, your photos being held to ransom, the system being zombied to attack others in a DDOS.....

India: Yeah, we would like to 3D-print igloos on the Moon

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Re: RE: ArrZarr

Current ordinance refers to regulations - I can't see them firing items anywhere.

However, current ordnance, in the sense of guns, probably (I bow to your superior knowledge) won't produce the speeds required. But that's just a design feature - I'm sure they could fire things faster with a new design if they wished...

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Re: Rubbish disposal?

On the contrary. Rubbish is a time capsule for future archeologists...

UK.gov: Here's £8.8m to plough into hydrogen-powered car tech

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Re: While in Japan ....

I remember the Japanese. Clever people. They worked out a way of running their torpedos safely on pure oxygen - they went fast and had a 25 mile range....

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Re: Maybe on the plus side ...

It was the late 1950s - early 60s. And it could have happened then, before the environmentalists got going....

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Re: why subsidise private car development with public money

....Also "There is no such thing as society, only individual men and women" (I actually made myself listen to that speech after being told she didn't say that. Yes she did.)...

Well, she didn't say 'that'. What she actually said was:

..."They are casting their problems at society. And, you know, there's no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look after themselves first. It is our duty to look after ourselves and then, also, to look after our neighbours."...

And what's wrong with that?

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Re: ' Current industrial production of hydrogen gas'

...Are there any unbiased, layman-friendly explanations of the challenges kicking around?...

Unlikely. Due to its connection with renewable energy and the anti-CO2 brigade, hydrogen is now a political gas, and you won't get any valid balanced comments about it.

It will either be "there are hundreds of problems in even thinking about it", or "We know just how to do it, and want to bring out a prototype of a fully-working system - can we have a billion pound grant?"...

PwC: More redundos at HQ of UK 'leccy stuff shop Maplin

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Re: Bummer....

...Bricks and Mortar shops have become their own worst enemy, seemingly telling customers they won't even get out of bed unless you pay them a minimum of £10 for a 50p part....

It's not that they won't, but they can't.

Regulation and commercial rates now cost so much that shops are forced to price goods this high. It's the 'cost' of having a Brick and Mortar store that you pay for. This is the greed of politicians who thought that they could keep extracting money from a captive structure coming back to bite them....

Slap visibility beacons on bikes so they can chat to auto autos, says trade body

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Cycling is a Victorian mode of transport...

... and ought to be taken off the roads as completely unsafe. Treat it just like horseriding - an interesting recreation and sport, but no longer a practical or safe mode of transport.

El Reg deep dive: Everything you need to know about UK.gov's pr0n block

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Re: Academic exceptions?

...Surely this will not cover websites the purpose of which is to educate or similar?

Like ......documentaries such as "a day in the life of a plumber"...

I think you have a warped view of modern education.

Videos showing normal hetrosexual mating activity are heinous crimes, opressing all these brave LGBTQWERTY minorities.

Conversely, any bum action is highly commended, and ALL children should be provided with full and detailed explanations, together with pictures and opportunities for practical experience. That's why schools are changing all the signs on the toilets....

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Re: @JDX - Here's a question... does the porn industry WANT to restrict underage access?

..Whether or not it harms the consumer, it is a matter of fact that porn is linked to abuse and trafficking.....

So is breathing.....

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Re: Still at it

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”

― C.S. Lewis, God in the Dock: Essays on Theology (Making of Modern Theology)

I'm glad your conscience is clear...

UK smut overlord declares age checks should protect users' privates

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Blocking Wikipedia was a positive benefit to kids' education.....

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Re: Double standards

...for example buying them a box of condoms at 16 for example when they probably wouldn't want to go into a shop and get their own,...

I can't think of anything more likely to put me off sex at 16 than the knowledge that I would be doing it with a condom contributed by my parents......

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...Even more worrying was the fact that such films were available, in theory at least, to children of any age....

That is, all children of any age who could afford a video recorder at the today equivalent of several thousand pounds and provide a room with a TV to watch videos costing the modern equivalent of £50.

Won't somebody think of the rich kids who have their own houses....!!

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Re: A Little Out Their

...Like old fashioned style where the parents pay attention to their kids and what they get up to...

When parents do this, their kids do better at life. So this is elitist, and should be banned....

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Re: Newspeak

Macauley or Kipling would NEVER have written such an atrocious sentence.

But then, British schoolchildren have never been exposed to authors like these since the 1960s....

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Re: Time to install a decent VPN

I'm pretty sure that, if the government create a need for VPN services, the market will respond with a wide set of new offerings...

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Re: Call me crazy...

...block websites which are illegal in the UK like BDSM or female ejaculation regardless....

Surely the Free Speech activists are up in arms against this blatent attempt to block women from speaking?

Though I can't see why Business Development Sales and Marketing should be made illegal....

UK.gov unveils cyber security export strategy – only thing missing is the strategy

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Re: More "world class" IT

...Just as if were I an olympian I might claim runner-up status while actually coming in last......

Actually, coming last in an Olympic heat still means you're pretty good at your speciality. You don't get to compete unless you are top-class....

Uber's disturbing fatal self-driving car crash, a new common sense challenge for AI, and Facebook's evil algorithms

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Re: Aircraft can take off, fly & land on automated systems also.

Do you mind being on a Docklands Light Railway carriage with no driver?

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Re: Shonk company desperately tries to play catch-up to the big boys

...by any means possible. Corners are cut. Rules are bent. People look the other way. Other people die. Humanity in action....

There. Fixed that for you. Unless, of course, you think that the Soviet bloc and Venezuela don't have car accidents. Though, I admit, not being able to afford fuel can cut down the number of car journies...

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Re: Shouldn't lidar work *better* in the dark?

Until I know what wavelength the Lidar was working on, I can't tell if black at visual wavelengths was also black to it. If the Lidar was working in IR, she should have shone out like a beacon....

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Re: I'd wonder why the womàn pushing her bike started to cross at all, with a dirty great,

They do. The human with the right of way in that situation was in the car....

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Re: LiDAR doesn't work in the dark? WTF?

Lidar uses pulsed light, usually ourside the range of human eye detection. If you want to know what a Lidar actually sees, look here:

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2000/1*mtA31F_lby5QCP8gYZQyTw.gif

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Re: LiDAR doesn't work in the dark? WTF?

Tractors MAY ultimately reduce farm deaths, but will the lives they save be worth living? They WILL monopolize equipment haulage, milking farmers for money, making the super-rich richer, and stranding even more agricultural labourers in slums. They're a wet dream for accidentally-wealthy binge-drinking douchebags. Also, they're beyond Orwellian.

And don't get me started about building houses to live in rather than inhabiting nice dark caves....

Fleeing Facebook app users realise what they agreed to in apps years ago – total slurpage

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Re: I'm (not) sorry

Thank you.

We are currently considering the possibility that 'a pair of Gretch filtertron pickups' might be code for 'a pair of nuclear hunter-killer submarines', and that "fucking bargain" might mean "have left Faslane"

signed,

The Authorities

UK Court of Appeal settles reseller's question: Is software a good?

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If you don't...

...believe that such a thing as Intellectual Property exists, then how do you interpret this ruling?

Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

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Re: Way to go Mr Hawking!

...And I wouldn't want it any other way....

Actually, I would have preferred to have been made by a bevy of Swedish beauties in bikinis dancing to a Santana solo and cavorting in a Balinese lagoon. But like the rest of us I suppose I will have to make do with being built in a large hot pile of cosmic rubbish....

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Re: No problem with the abbey, big problem with the "justification"

...You may believe that it is vital. I just don't see what religion is going to bring to such an effort that will be of any use whatsoever for the scientists....

Religion brings you Christmas. Don't knock it...

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Indeed. Contractors don't get paid....

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Hardly a great mind. he believed in Climate Change.

Then again, Newton believed in Alchemy....

US Congress quietly slips cloud-spying powers into page 2,201 of spending mega-bill

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I can't see what the problem is..

It's a simple issue of jurisdiction.

If data is held in the US, a US court can require it to be seized.

If data is held in a foreign jurisdiction, it would have to be that country's court which orders it to be seized. The US court has no power over it.

However, if a company is registered in the US, it is surely within the power of a US court to order that company to move its data from the foreign jurisdiction to the US? Upon which the data becomes subject to US jurisdiction again....

Go park yourself: Brit firm flashes self-parking car tech

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Oh, We're announcing what we're 'working on', are we...

.The UK Autodrive consortium is working on self-parking car technology, it has declared..

In that case, I'm working on a flying office which comes to commuters rather than the other way around. Powered by unicorn dust. I've already created a successful doodle on the back of an office circular....

2 + 2 = 4, er, 4.1, no, 4.3... Nvidia's Titan V GPUs spit out 'wrong answers' in scientific simulations

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Reproducibility?

...All in all, it is bad news for boffins as reproducibility is essential to scientific research....

Er. NO. Grants are essential to scientific research. To get grants you need to have published papers. To get papers published you need to have spectacular findings, supported by amazing data, And if your raw data is not amazing enough - just change it.

I recommend this site: https://retractionwatch.com/

AI software that can reproduce like a living thing? Yup, boffins have only gone and done it

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So. Sexual reproduction of code...?

What we all want to know - what are the orgasms like? And how do you code them?

Millions of geeks have an interest in this.... purely technical....

Seen from spaaaaace: Boffins check world's oceans for plastic

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...Fact is, you tax things you DON'T want people doing. And you subsidise things you do want people doing....

Fact is, you tax things that are vaguely associated with actions which are disapproved by activists. And you subsidise things that the activists get a warm feeling about.

The taxes often cause non-intuitive impacts which make whatever problem you are addressing worse. And the subsidies create a sub-industry of activists whose jobs depend on continuing to find that the problem is 'getting worse. Please send more money'.

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No need. Bacteria eat them.

FBI raids home of spy sat techie over leak of secret comms source code on Facebook

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Sack the bloke, of course....

...but, more importantly, sack the the person or team who gave him clearances. And then check out all the other people this disfunctional team gave the keys of the secret cabinet to...

US govt's final bid to extradite Lauri Love kicked into touch

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Re: "stopped at any airport [..] and extradited by the judiciary there"

...except America. America is exceptional. If you don't do what America wants, expect some problems...

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Re: Good reasons not to extradite aplenty

It can be. Insanity is a good example - look at the M'Naghten Rules....

Uber breaks self-driving car record: First robo-ride to kill a pedestrian

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...The first member of the public to be killed by a locomotive was almost certainly a 13-year-old boy named John Bruce killed in February 1813 whilst running alongside the tracks (of the Middleton Railway, in Leeds, UK).....

Just thought people would like to know....

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What a stupid comment!

Of course there is nowhere wher it is legal, but, depending on circumstances, there are many countries where a driver can be held not to be at fault for running over a pedestrian.

Not being at fault (and therefore receiving no penalty) is NOT THE SAME as 'legal'.....

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Re: Didn't see that coming

Taking cyclists off the roads would save a lot more accidents. Cycling is a Victorian mode of transport – incredibly dangerous on modern roads, and should be confined to recreation and sport areas. Just like horse-riding….