* Posts by Dodgy Geezer

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UK rocket-botherers rattle SABRE, snaffle big bucks

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Re: ground test

OK - let's see that fly out of the atmosphere...

'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark

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Re: Please Vote

Actually, a), b) and c) seem very good reasons for voting for someone, when you compare him to the usual run of politicians....

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Re: Please Vote

...People are sent to die in order to protect your ability to vote...

They are also protecting his right not to vote....

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Re: Dear valued donor...

Alas, it's not that long....

UK.gov expected to quit controversial harvesting of schoolchildren's nationality data

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...The parents have to provide proof of address, and for many schools, the obligatory part of it is a copy of council tax demand....

So? They live in a house, and the house inhabitants pay council tax. That's no proof of whether they are here legally or not....

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...I think that would be noticed, even without data fetishist levels of collection....

Er... it IS happening. Stopping gathering the data through a census is an attempt to HIDE the fact....

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Ahh,,,

...most of the third world is the third world because of the British Empire...

So... before the British turned up these countries had first-world social, technical and administrative systems then, did they?

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A British education...

...Yes, there are illegal immigrants (far fewer than you seem to think there are), but I very much doubt that they are "usually" sending their children to public schools....

There seem to be a lot of Russian oligarch's sons at the top British Public Schools....

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As our educational system goes down the plughole...

...The Department for Education redused to comment....

...I see that spelling is just one of the subjects that modern pedagogy has decided it can do without....

All the king's horses and all the king's men could probably put Huawei's P20 Pro together again

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Re: "...4/10 for repairability."

Surely "Loooxuury!!!"?

Hey, so Europe's GDPR privacy deadline for Whois? We're going to miss it ... by a year or so

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Re: If roles were reversed, would USA give EU more time?

...Time to wake the f*ck up America! Get your house in order, or we'll do it for you!...

Them's fightin' words, pardner.... Go fer yer gun....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THWCH2Nwsss

Most IT contractors want employment benefits if clobbered with IR35

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Actually, it's easy to explain. They wanted more staff for a couple of weeks. 6 x salery is not unreasonable when you realise that it's only for a small fraction of a year.

UK 'wife'-carrying champion named

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Re: Where's the IT Angle then?

True. There is just a requirement for you to pay to support rubbish propaganda being fed to you at all times, with the penalty of jai if you don't comply....

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Re: Where's the IT Angle then?

I listened to a Radio 4 news chat this morning going in to work.

The male presenter mentioned the contest, and got an earfull from the female on the grounds that this sexist rubbish made her feel sick, and should have stoped in the Middle Ages.

Funny. I can't remember her saying that last year when 'sexism' wasn't so popular a topic for the Islington chattering classes....

An easy-breezy attitude to sharing personal data is the only thing keeping the app economy alive

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Re: Better alternative

...It's like the idea that a sugar tax will make us stop buying sugary drinks...

Actually, it does. Have you tried to buy a sugary drink recently? They are no longer available. You do not have the option to buy anything apart from Asparteme or Sucralose.

Means that if you hate the taste of Asparteme or Sucralose (as I do) you are stuffed. The Govenrment is effectively forcing you to drink liquids you don't want to or like...

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Re: And the alternative?

Try changing your gender. I understand that it's now very easy to do...

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Re: And that's exactly why...

I don't use them either. But I do add another feature to the mix - I lie whenever possible, leave my phone in odd locations and turn it off frequently.

So they probabbly HAVE data about me, but that data is likely to be of very poor quality....

Virgin spaceplane makes maiden rocket-powered flight

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Re: Re how fast

...It may be meaningless above there as the mean free path may be so long that any wave front disappears in noise....

Another way of putting that is that the Mach number refers to your speed in relation to the local speed of sound in air - so it becomes irrelevent when there is no air around you...

Don't want to alarm you, but defence bods think North Korea could nuke UK 'within a few years'

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Re: Kiwis can do it. Why not Kim?

African or European sheep?

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"Could"......

...defence bods think North Korea could nuke UK 'within a few years'...

...isn't 'Will"....

I say, I say, I say: What's the difference between a king penguin and liquid?

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Nothing unusual here...

Most moving particulate items can be modelled using fluid dynamics. Traffic is, often.

However, I can see the code for penguins finding nesting sites might be directly applied to cars finding car-parking spaces, or people sinding seats in a theatre... Look at that - three papers for only one piece of work.....!

Facebook want us to believe banning Putin's troll army safeguards Russian democracy

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Re: Yet another...

So... you count the Guardian as right-wing?

Looking at the voting, I see that the process is working, with many of the sheep obiediently voting down any suggestion that political balance should be allowed....

UK regulator bans slasher-flick parody ad for OnePlus 5 mobe

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...Why is death and nature a problem?...

Because humans come with a built-in emotional sub-system which drives their actions, and one feature of this system is that the average human will feel upset if someone they like dies. Presumably this has some evolutionary advantage, such as helping them avoid situations in which death of a friend is likely?

Humans emotional sub-systems also have a built-in requirement to protect children from any upset or unhappiness. This is particularly strong in mothers, and it is a bad idea to be seen by mothers as an obstacle to the protection of the young.

Consequentally, we have a set of social pressures which support the cossetting of the young, hiding any unfortunate aspects of the workld from them, and providing as 'womb-like' an environment as possible for as long as possible.

2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi

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Re: HAL

...If we ever realise true machine intelligence, these issues will need most careful thought....

If we ever realise true machine intelligence, we will be able to discuss these issues with the machine involved.

Journalists and the public do not understand what they are talking about (Do they ever?). If our autonomous machines are simply machines with a decision tree (no matter how complex), then it makes sense to talk about us deciding how to program ethical issues into that tree.

If the systems we create are truly 'intelligent', then they will develop their own ethical guidelines, just as we do. We can discuss these with them, but we cannot force an intelligent being to do something against their will.

Incidentally, a truly 'intelligent' replica of a brain would presumably suffer from all the issues that our brains have, They would get bored, lose attention, behave immorally or recklessly and probably find a way to get drunk or high....

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Re: Silent Running...

I'm waiting for Zelanzy's Lord Of Light. A script has existed since 1979, and last year they sadi they would bring out a TV series...

Microsoft: Yes, we agree that Irish email dispute is moot... now what's this new warrant about?

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The way things work with US Extra-Territoriality......

... is the same way they apply their tax laws in other jurisdictions.

" We have passed a law in Congress that says:

1 - every country in the world has to obey this law

2 - if they don't then their assets in the US get confiscated, and

3 - they never get to export or work in the US or on US projects again."

So... if your business has ANY international connections that include the US, you must obey them. If push comes to shove, the US are quite capable of going after your suppliers, and their suppliers, to ensure that the only work you can do is growing your own food with no agri-chemicals or power tools...

Danish Navy expert finds no trace of exhaust gas in private submarine

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Next question from the prosecution...

IF... she hit her head on the hatch, and then died from CO poisoning, then WHY did you cut her body up into pieces and scuttle the submarine?

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Re: Has he ever come up with a story ...

...and apparently it is not as easy as most of us lay persons would expect...

Listen well, Blackadder.

I won't repeat this.

Put your underpants on your head and stick two pencils up your nose.

They'll think you're crazy and send you home.

Right.

Favour returned.

Blackadder goes forth - Series 4 Episode 6

Need a needle in an artery? Move over, doc, there's an app for that

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We need an...

...upgrade for the Human Body to match our new smartphones....

Doomed Chinese space lab Tiangong-1 crashes into watery Pacific grave

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Re: More trash for the ocean

Which itself is insignificant by any sensible measure....

Europe dumps 300,000 UK-owned .EU domains into the Brexit bin

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Re: Roll on Brexit

Considering your comments, I feel that hurting you MUST count as a benefit....

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Re: Thanks to the British voters?

..Doesn't work like that. I'd say, "those who don't vote when a vote is offered are assumed to be happy with the status quo" which is the historical reality.....

No. you are completely wrong. If the vote is 'status quo or change' then it is NOT TRUE that a NO vote means 'status quo'. This is just self-delusion on your part.

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Re: Thanks to the British voters?

Those who don't vote when a vote is offered are assumed to be happy with however the decision turns out. Logically, it can't be anything else.

So the non-voter figures should be added to the figures of whoever the winner is.

In this case it comes out to (in round figures): 17,410,742 + 12,927,000 = 30,337,742 = 65%

Which is a good mandate....

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Nonsense!

The .EU registration stands for Europe - the .COM registration can stand for the Commonwealth.

Perhaps we should set up a .EMP one for Empire?

Autonomous vehicle claims are just a load of hot air… and here's why

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I am NOT a number....

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... wish I was rich and famous. That doesn't make it so, does it?...

Shakespeare put this idea better:

GLENDOWER

I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

HOTSPUR

Why, so can I, or so can any man;

But will they come when you do call for them?

Henry IV Pt 1 - Act 3 Scene 1

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...The only thing going for the hot air balloon is that it is, in a very practical sense, the only full autonomous vehicle in actual use around the world....

For a technology journalist you're not very good with technology.

A balloon - hot-air or gas, is steered by the pilot. He steers by raising or lowering the balloon, so that it passes through different air currents moving in different directions. Easy to google if you didn't know it already. https://science.howstuffworks.com/transport/flight/modern/hot-air-balloon2.htm

A horse is a good example of an autonomous vehicle - I think someone mentioned this below....

Yes, Emergency Service Network will be late and cost more - UK perm sec

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Re: I can't remember

Used to happen regularly when they had their own in-house expert consultancy organisation, CCTA.

Alas, under lobbying from the computer industry they closed that down around 2000. Ever since then, government has been a soft touch for computer cowboys....

There are 10 types of people in the world, but there is only one Melvyn

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The 'Janet and John' book of computers was used by MOD in the 1970s as a basic introduction course...

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..There are 10 types of people in the world...

There may be only 10 people who understand binary, but there are FA people who understand hex...

Uber self-driving car death riddle: Was LIDAR blind spot to blame?

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Well, there are not many choices...

..Uber self-driving car death riddle: Was LIDAR blind spot to blame?....

We assume that the system is designed to detect objects and avoid hitting them.

So it has to see an obstacle, correctly identify it, and take some avoiding action, like braking.

W know that the car took no avoiding action. So, assuming that the brakes were working, there is either a problem in:

1 - the detection

2 - the identification

3 - passing the message to the avoidance process.

I assume that 'a blind spot' refers to a failure of item 1). And without knowing anything else I have a 1/3 chance of being right...

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Two MILES!!!?

Typical cycling speed - 10mph. This cyclist had bags and other clutter, so say 5mph.

Time to cycle to crossing and back is therefore around 3/4 of an hour. To travel a distance of 30 ft. THAT was why she crossed there...

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Re: "...a [Lidar] blind spot low to the ground all around the car."

.... A lot of cameras have an IR filter to keep infrared from reaching the sensor. Since the focus point for IR is different than for visible light, getting a clear image is enhanced by blocking the out of focus IR,...

You are talking about a camera optimised for visible light. Of course that has filters cutting out extraneous light that it's not meant to respond to.

But why on earth should a sensor INTENDED to pick up IR have an IR filter? That makes no sense. I am pretty sure that the design engineers would have speciified technology wich was designed to do its job. And that its job was to detect obstacles around the car in varying lighting conditions - which includes pedestrians in a night-time street. That there was a failure there is obvious. But I don't think it was as simple as using a technology which was not designed for the task....

Tesla crash investigation causes dip in 'leccycar firm's share price

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Re: Clickbait headlines... (elsewhere)

Doesn't look impressive for Tesla if their vehicle logs are not available because of the crash. Protecting a solid state storage drive isn't that hard...

10Mbps for world+dog, hoots UK.gov, and here is how we're doing it

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...a vehicular access road, electrical power supply, fibre-optic data feeds, gas lines, sewage and other drainage, "service path utilities" (i.e. for the direct use of street lights, traffic lights, etc. separate from everything else), spare ducting reserved for future use, service hatches/manholes and anything else that every road is going to need eventually....

Perhaps becise all those services have different requiremnts for their holes? For instance, sewerage is always going to have to flow downhill, while gas wants a direct route from supply to house - and electricity wants a different direct line to its substation....

Privacy activists to UK plod: Wanna slurp folks' phone records? Come back with a warrant

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If history is any guide..

..Home Office civil servants will just rush an enabling act through to legalise whatever it is teh Police want to do....

Fatal driverless crash: Radar-maker says Uber disabled safety systems

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Obilgatory 2001 Quote

Dave: How would you account for this discrepancy between you and the twin 9000?

HAL: Well, I don’t think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error.

Frank: Listen HAL. There has never been any instance at all of a computer error occurring in the 9000 series, has there?

HAL: None whatsoever, Frank. The 9000 series has a perfect operational record.

Frank: Well of course I know all the wonderful achievements of the 9000 series, but, uh, are you certain there has never been any case of even the most insignificant computer error?

HAL: None whatsoever, Frank. Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

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How do you measure 'superior'? Because getting machines to fly aircraft has hugely improved the accident rate - nowadays there are very few accidents attributable to human error....

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Re: Cause of Death: Ostrich Algorithm

...In a public environment, Humans should not be killed by autonomous things ever.

Autonomous cars are there for the benefit of humans, not the other way round....

Very good. Now consider this:

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) 2016 data shows 37,461 people were killed in 34,436 motor vehicle crashes, an average of 102 per day, in the US.

That makes an average of one death per 94m miles driven. I understand that autonomous cars currently have one death per 130m miles. So if we changed all cars to autonomous ones at the current state of the technology, we would drop the deaths to 27,087 - saving over 10,000 deaths per year.

Why do you think saving 10,000 lives a year is not for the benefit of humans?

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Re: Cause of Death: Ostrich Algorithm

No one said it EXCUSED them. It was a feature of the accident - nothing more...