* Posts by bombastic bob

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ReactOS 0.4.11 makes great strides towards running Windows apps without the Windows

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Re: Window of Opportunity?

I like Wine but it lacks some basic compatibilities even now.

A short time ago, I installed wine on a Devuan system. It gave me a ration of crap about being 64-bit only, and said something about installing the 32-bit version alongside. A zillion more dependencies later, I had both of them .

Then I tried to run a 32-bit application from within the 64-bit Wine thingy. *FAIL*

I re-ran as 32-bit [after some issues with path and the server thingy being 64-bit and still running, etc.] and could run the 32-bit application, but could NOT run a 64-bit application.

And there seemed to be NO way to actually have both 32-bit _AND_ 64-bit wine SIMULTANEOUSLY running. The server thingy was one or the other, and that was it.

OK maybe I did something wrong but 'out of the box' performance should have been easier to set up, then. The application ran, even installed itself into the Mate menu structure. I was moderately impressed.

(that application was one _I_ wrote, with XP and 7 compatibility)

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Re: Window of Opportunity?

I actually think that MS would rather make their desktop run on a Linux back-end (like a desktop manager) before they bother open sourcing any of the NT-based kernels.

Reason: too many 'ghosts' in the code

because, you KNOW people will grep it for profanity, unusual comments, and outright poor coding style

A version of Windows that runs on top of a Linux kernel (like Wine but an approved version) would work. There was a subsystem for OS/X that did something like that, XP compatibility - even had a DVD for it in my MSDN when I still got DVDs sent to me...

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Re: Exactly!

"React OS is likely to be very useful soon."

YES!

Question: who has something/enough to gain by investing in ReactOS in order to market it, distribute it, support it, and get it installed onto new computers at Dell and Lenovo?

I will continue to target Win32 API and windows 7 or XP compatibility for ANY windows applications I write. I _hate_ ".Not" and C-pound anyway, and this is 'yet one more reason' to keep going in the same well-trodden direction.

.NET Core 3 Preview 3 takes a bow, but best not hold your breath for the final release

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Re: Yeah...

fortunately _I_ never drank the ".Not" coolaid, nor the C-pound coolaid, etc.

(to the tune of 'War')

".Not" - Hrrnnggg

What is it GOOD for?

Absolutely NOTHING!

(etc.)

MFC still works JUST FINE [and is backward compatible with 7 and XP]. It got a bit bloated, though, as Micro-shaft kept making it more and more dependent on OLE featuers that you probably won't actually use in your application, but statically linking it [WAY more reliable than dynamic linking] increased the image size by more than a few Mbytes last I checked. I used to be able to produce a statically linked 32-bit MFC-based windows application that was under 2Mb in size, and actually DID something, too.

As for cross-platform, wxWidgets is VERY MFC-like but for a cross-platform application that compiles both with MFC and with wxWidgets [on Linux, let's say] you have to do a LOT of '#ifdef's and "but if" sections.

Using DevStudio 2010 with MFC is fine with me, Win32 API and binaries that run on XP. And _ZERO_ ".Not" dependencies!!!!

Microsoft flings the Windows Calculator source at GitHub

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WTF?

Re: Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!

"went back to being naturally smooth with Windows 8"

WHAT??? Where'd he go... damn, left already. I wanna throw things!

'naturally smooth'. you owe me a LUNCH. Mine just came up!

Seriously though you have identified *THE* problem I think. Prior to Win 3.x (and '9x) 2D FLATTY was the way things like the calculator were done. A 3D skeuomorphic UI is more intuitive, so it was done for '9x at least with the first major re-write [most likely].

And of course the Sinofsky+Larson-Greene "revolution" (2D FLATTY McFLATFACE) forced yet ANOTHER re-write to "that".

But 'calc' doesn't seem to get a whole lotta love, and so it's been relegated to what ended up on github, like some kind of token effort, by engineers who don't even like it nor use it.

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Re: Working on that now!

when I went here

https://github.com/Microsoft/calculator

I saw a screenshot of a 2D FLATTY McFLATFACE UI, and "windows 10 required".

I'm thoroughly crestfallen...

(and here I was thinking I could do something good with it)

Fortunately, there's still the 'gnome calculator' which looks 3D skeuomorphic on my Mate desktop

https://wiki.gnome.org/action/show/Apps/Calculator

I suppose THAT could be ported to windows, if it hasn't been already...

SPOILER alert, literally: Intel CPUs afflicted with simple data-spewing spec-exec vulnerability

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smug mode

42 upvotes - you're welcome

Microsoft blesses the clouds down in Africa in full-blown Azure-gasm

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when I read the title, I thought I heard the band 'Toto' playing the 'Africa' song...

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Devil

Slow BLOB's in Azure? I think I know why...

I'm going to guess that the BLOB speed is the back-end... having messed with SQL Server a couple o' decades ago, where BLOB storage was done in a FILE SYSTEM rather than in the DBMS, deliberately. It was also compatible with the 'Jet' engine this way, too.

POSIX file systems are probably more efficient for handling large numbers of files in a directory. but normally an indexer and 'balancer' algorithm [using the generated file names, let's say] will spread it around the file system in a way that IS efficient. So, ideally, no one directory will have more than 4k files in it, including the tree of directories leading up to the one that has the actual file in it.

Windows systems, from what I recall, are not all that efficient when it comes to directory structure, especially when the directory contains thousands of files.

A simple google search led to this stack overflow article, which has some interesting performance observations in it:

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/197162/ntfs-performance-and-large-volumes-of-files-and-directories

In short, lots of files in a directory on windows, and you get performance problems. If SQL Server or Azure is storing BLOB data in a file system, this could be the problem. And if BLOB storage is going into something "like a file system", keep in mind that the same company wrote NTFS's file system, too. BLOB storage is probably STILL a performance problem with SQL Server.

I saw 'FILESTREAM' mentioned in one place. It's not something I've used but sounds similar to things I've implemented 'the hard way' i.e. put filename in character column in a table, and then create the actual file with the data in it, in a predictable place, making sure the name is unique beforehand. There are no transaction rollbacks on the BLOB this way, but it's most likely faster so if you create the file first, and then do the transactions in the DB, you can roll them back as needed and manage the file system separately...

anyway I think this might explain SQL Server's (and Azure's) BLOB performance problem. (not sure they have actually FIXED this, either, just made it 'less bad' maybe?)

You. Shall. Not. Pass... word: Soon, you may be logging into websites using just your phone, face, fingerprint or token

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Devil

Re: The difference between something like this fob and the yale-type key that I use to open my door

a bit hard for actual keys, because you know what your own door looks like [and if you can swap out the lock, you had access already, duh].

However... this has been happening with ATM machines for a while. Criminal temporarily installs a device over the slot where the card goes. Victim inserts card, it's rejected. "Helpful" tech comes along, give you B.S. story how 'he can fix it', then he holds some button down and the card goes in ok. THEN he asks for your PIN NUMBER and TYPES IT IN FOR YOU. [that's only one such scam, others also exist]. The illegal front panel cover thingy just copied your card info. With the pin the 'Helpful' tech aka criminal can make a duplicate card and then access your bank account "whenever". oops.

But on your front door? A bit of a stretch, I think. I'd rather pick it with standard locksmith tools. I can easily pick cheap locks with a screwdriver and a paper clip. Someone who's more skilled than me could have your door open in a minute or two. Who needs a key? OK deadbolts are a bit more difficult but not impossible. They slow down the criminals, but don't stop them. Still, a deterrent is often enough. So yeah, I use deadbolt locks, too.

thinking of lock picking... a funny story, at a used-to-company the devices I needed to test with were kept in a locker with a cheap lock. The lady in charge of testing usually kept the keys in a plastic bowl on her desk, so people could get to them. But one day she was out and had the keys with her. I needed to get a device to test with, and waiting around is boring and unproductive, so I simply picked the lock and opened it. The hardware engineering manager watched me do it, and was kinda shocked, not only that I did it, but that the lock was so easily picked. I made sure to lock it when I shut it again, too (like that would actually help). heh. It was such a cheap lock, the 'put a little pressure on the lock with a screwdriver and stroke the pins with an unbent paper clip' method got me access in about 10 seconds.

(and all of the locks on every locker and every cube desk were of the SAME design)

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Re: Bill Gates 0 - 1 xkcd.com

" Particularly when that single factor can be stolen (giving access)."

or willingly handed over via a simple 'discovery request'. Or used to TRACK you. etc.

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Devil

Re: Bill Gates 0 - 1 xkcd.com

maybe the really hard part of a long password with a phone is using its virtual keyboard... regardless of how easy it is to remember.

an encrypted password locker (like keepass), one that has some LOCAL method of authenticating you without virtual-typing an irritatingly long password, might do the trick. But _ABSOLUTELY_ _NO_ on the idea of a 'central central logon' system. NO.

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Black Helicopters

Re: It's worse than you fear.

and relying on phone security isn't a good idea anyway. In a civilized non-dictatorship, there needs to be some kind of 'due process' before cracking your phone's encryption, which means you have to at least be a suspect for some OTHER relevant crime to warrant a phone search, and a judge needs to approve of it [at the very least]. In the USA, evidence collected without a warrant can be dismissed from a trial, and the entire trial dismissed if "that evidence" was the only reason for the trial/indictment/charges/whatever.

That being said, it's probably a good idea to NOT do things on a smart phone that might incriminate you...

(not like you can't have multiple intarweb identities, right?)

icon because being just a *little* paranoid is probably a good idea these days...

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Big Brother

insecure phone vs overwatching central central login

exactly - insecure phone with 4 digit pin and other "insecure security" involved

As for using a face: if I grow a beard or change hair style, will it affect my ability to log in? And, do I _REALLY_ want _MY_ _FACE_ being stored "all over teh intarwebs" ? No. Just no. Who knows how _THAT_ could be abused!

And this 'central central login' scheme sounds *SUSPICIOUSLY* like 'Passport', which was Micro-shaft's 'start of darkness' back in the early noughties [ok some would disagree that THIS was the 'start of darkness', that it started long before, but at least their products *PRIOR* to this point made engineering sense, mostly].

Keep in mind that Passport was "One login to rule them all", and integrated closely with the whole ".Net" thing, which I un-lovingly refer to as ".Not".

In any case, having some "pay to play" method of centralizing logins is a *BAD* idea. Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and even Apple would *GLADLY* provide "that service", for a fee of course. (or, by marketing YOU, like Fa[e]cebook - it's bad enough you see the 'login via' icons too often]

And keep THIS in mind: Do you REALLY want a "central central login" database to *TRACK* *YOU* *EVERYWHERE*??? Because THAT is what it would all be about, ya know!

Icon because we don't need a 'central central login' system that TRACKS US EVERYWHERE. And yes, the 'central central' thing is a reference to a book I read as a kid [and decades later, read to a kid] involving a teenage girl, her father, her little brother, and a giant mind-controlling brain named "It". And a bunch of other characters, yeah.

/me defeats tracking system by having 50+ different gmail addresses, one for each thing I log into. yeah, THAT'll help!

Hurrah for Apollo 9: It has been 50 years since 'nauts first took a Lunar Module out for a spin

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Re: New IMAX Apollo 11 movie

No IMAX theaters in Orlando? At all? Well I haven't been there since 1981... and the last movie I saw there was probably 'Rocky Horror'... "Meatloaf again? we had Meatloaf LAST week!"

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Re: I always thought the LM was the greatest engineering result in reaching the Moon...

ack on the LEM - docking one space ship with another had never been tried before, but it's a necessary step for any serious activities in space, even if it's just a scheduled delivery from a 'space truck' at the ISS.

On a semi-related note... why don't we already have space stations like the one in '2001 a Space Oddessy'? Politics, that's why. Buy rockets instead, and create jobs/technology! [that's Keynsian but I don't care, it works].

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Childcatcher

Re: What's the opposite of 'progress'?

the opposite of progress is:

a) stagnation

b) regression

c) socialism

d) all of the above

I swear there are people in positions of power DELIBERATELY HOLDING BACK PROGRESS for their own egotistical reasons... "for our own good" naturally

icon, because, snark all over that

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"It has been 50 years and look at how far we've come since then"

Yeah if it weren't for all of those whiny [insert pejorative political term here] we'd be COLONIZING MARS by now...

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Trollface

Re: Apollo 13 - blows corporate "team building" back to the stone age

this sort of scenario happens more often than not, especially in small startup companies where 'crunch time' actually means what it says on the tin...

It's the semi-bloated mid-level company trying to be what they used to be when they were small that have the useless 'team building' exercises on the advice of overpaid consultants and newly hired HR managers.

The REALLY good thing about really small companies: They rarely have a budget for an HR department. If they're not using an HR service to process payroll and benefits, so much the better!!! If they hire contractors (even through an agency) to avoid all that, BEST OF ALL!

And now that you have a small team of highly qualified individuals, and some kind of crisis to overcome, you'll generally get "that kind" of teamwork.

(because, at a large company, you can afford to hire people who would mostly be 'dead weight' in a small one)

Oh, and a nice thumbs up for the rest.

Dell braces for sales slowdown: Blames China spending, trade tariffs and whatever 'macro dynamics' are

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Dell mistakenly hitched their wagon to Micro-shaft and Win-10-nic

had they NOT tied their success to Micro-shaft's operating systems, particularly Win-10-nic, it's likely that they would do better.

How about THIS, Dell:

a) offer LOTS of lower-end computers with pre-installed Linux, discounted by the license cost for Win-10-nic

b) Make sure that the high-end computers are ALL Linux compatible and no 'proprietary' Linux drivers, either

c) ALWAYS offer a discount for Linux pre-installed, to compensate for not paying a license for Win-10-nic

And so on. Give us a reason to purchase a Dell machine, in lieu of Lenovo and others that compete with you. Your prices are higher than "those guys" which keeps me from getting a Dell. That's really what matters.

it's kinda like Supply and Demand 101, ya know?

After last year's sexism shambles, 2019's RSA infosec bash has upped its inclusivity game

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Diversity...

deserves its own snarky meme. _SO_ overrated.

how about we just hire people etc. based on MERIT and not on IDENTITY???

(oh and same for 'hiring' someone as an event speaker, too, obviously)

Danger mouse! Potent rodents 'see' infrared after eyeballs injected with nanoparticles

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Alien

Re: Up to ten weeks

"Cue a reshowing of The Man With X Ray Eyes."

I was thinking "Pitch Black" and the followup "Chronicles of Riddick" franchise, actually...

If at first you don't succeed, you may be trying to install that Slow Ring Windows 10 build

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Devil

Re: the gang at Redmond appear to have lost patience with the company responsible

perhaps this is the first GOOD decision Microsoft has made with respect to ANYTHING in Win-10-nic?

The problem with supporting the 99.999% case, is that you OFTEN poorly support the 85% or 90% case in order to do so. Plenty of examples in Win-10-nic.

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Trollface

Re: Brown Ring of Quality

the "O-ring"

For some reason, the first thing I thought of was a sphincter

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Devil

Re: Does anyone bother with Windows anymore ?

"No suppliers have dared suggest they'll force an application that uses Win10 only."

Hear THAT Intuit? Please continue to support windows 7 (k-thx).

Good news to me. I'll effectively 'sandbox' my 7 machine and VMs until doomsday, to avoid Win-10-nic.

YouTube's pedo problem is so bad, it just switched off comments on millions of vids of small kids to stem the tide of vileness

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Meh

Re: what is the solution?

if you go swimming in a sewer, expect to get sick from the diseases found there. And don't complain about the smell, either. You KNEW ahead of time it would stink. It's a SEWER.

I guess the solution is to convince people to stop swimming in sewers... not try and make them SAFER sewers. Or pleasant smelling sewers.

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Re: Is this real, or just the latest panic?

“Playing heavy metal records backwards summons the devil”,

PROMISE???

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Re: One of the YouTube channels I watched got its comments deleted in this manner

A 'blunt instrument' - probably automated moderating, which is likely to be abused (for political purposes) and end up more like this:

https://www.projectveritas.com/2019/02/27/facebook-insider-leaks-docs/

I really don't want Google + Youtube + Alphabet going down that same path as Fa[e]cebook with shadow-banning (etc.), or even 'punishment' or 'retaliation', whether or not they've actually done so already.

but, since WHEN did Google/Alphabet/Youtube EVER care about 'false hits' on such things...

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Pirate

Re: Has anyone else noticed that these reccomendation algos are basically cancer?

and these algorithms are being 'gamed' apparently. this is not a surprise. inevitable is more like it.

it's like a new form of steganography... to game the algorithms into revealing the information you wanted to be revealed, but only to those who know the 'code'.

I don't know whether to high-5 these people, or throw rocks at them... because it _IS_ a very clever hack!

Insane homeowners association tries to fine resident for dick-shaped outline car left in snow

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Trollface

Re: Apparently someone has unmet needs

send them to 4chan for a day...

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Devil

Re: Went on vacation...

it's probably cheaper to give everyone a "blue can" for recyclables [and ask nicely that they be rinsed, etc.] then hire a few people to separate them at the trash collection facility, recycling stuff and getting money back for it... (that's what San Diego does, and it's my understanding that there's a net profit from plastic+glass bottles, paper+cardboard, and aluminum, or at least a great reduction in cost)

so yeah toss those 'have a deposit' bottles into the blue-can, avoid the inconvenience of taking them to someplace to get the cash back for them, and let the city keep it. they should be happy about that, right, and NOT try to tax sodas out of existence...

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Trollface

Re: What's wrong with these people?

back in the late 70's I worked out a math equation for a "thigh gap" and then occasionally caused it to print on a Tectronix vector graphics terminal with an attached thermal printer...

it involved a 3rd order equation of the absolute value of 'x', as I recall where the coefficient on x^3 was negative (so it disappeared off the bottom of the screen, like legs...

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Unhappy

Re: Power unchecked

_I_ don't want to be ruled by the California legislature, either, but I live here...

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Devil

Re: Power unchecked

ahem... had the rules been different (popular vs electoral college), the campaign stops and overall strategy would have also been different. Trump would still have won but would have spent more time in high population areas.

Trump efficiently went for the electoral votes. The popular vote didn't matter. So regardless of whether anyone likes it, those are the rules of the game, and you play it by those rules if you want to win.

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Re: Tom Lehrer says it best

I guess the piano-playing professor (apparently the chem prof I had at a university in the SF Bay area knew him personally, before he went on the night club circuit) must have invented 'Rule 34'. It just lacked the more familiar intarweb name, that's all.

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careful of the ice, you might have a Freudian slip

/me wonders what kind of snow-shadow pattern you'd get from a Plymouth Prowler

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Facepalm

The neighbor doth protest too much, methinks...

And isnt it just like an SJW to see offense where none is even remotely intended? And, THEN, force everyone to comply with the demands according to 'snowflake' sensitivities?

Yeah, the 'snowflake' and 'snow pattern' coincidental comparison did not go unnoticed, either.

icon, because I'm not sure whether to facepalm or just snark

Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'

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Devil

oh come on, wouldn/'t be cool as hell to be the pilot of 3 aircraft at the same time???

I can see that coming - 2 and 3 plane squads, single pilot with high tech helmet and practically plugged into his own aircraft...

the reason you'd want the pilot to control all 3 in coordinated attacks is that the latency of short range radio signals and less likelihood of takeover or jamming (when at close range) gives you a tactical advantage. And you could attack with the bot planes while staying back a bit, too, maybe less likely for the people-plane to get shot down.

Let's try it in video games, first, to see how well it works.

Demand for HP printer supplies in free-fall – and Intel CPU shortages aren't helping either

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Meh

Re: Instant Ink?

I don't print things often enough to justify a subscription for supplies. Once or twice a year I spend less than $40 on another HP branded ink cartridge. And I can get them at Target which is about a mile away (or Walmart, if I happen to go there). But the printer is starting to show its age, envelopes are getting stuck and not printing properly (misaligned), the color cartridge is rarely used and I have to take it out and clean it with alcohol all of the time [because it gets clogged up], and so forth. It's always been kinda 'marginal', an all-in-one scanner/fax/copier type. Worked ok at first, then started being finicky within a year after I bought it.

HP should consider looking at their QUALITY first, if they're concerned about lower sales trends.

Ready for another fright? Spectre flaws in today's computer chips can be exploited to hide, run stealthy malware

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Devil

Re: Huh?

affects hosters - yes a shared host cloud server would be most vulnerable. the problem in this case is that multiple customers share the same CPU. And so that meets one condition, that the code runs on the same CPU. It may even be the same core of a multi-core system that's being shared by a particular VM. And so on.

As I recall, one of the biggest problems with Spectre is the theoretical ability to pass through the host/VM boundary.

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Boffin

Re: Too many cores

not just heat, but the laws of physics, distance being one of them. The physical distance of the wiring between one part of the CPU and another part, or between the CPU+socket and the associated bus [like memory], limits how fast it can possibly go. At ~3Ghz, that distance is (for all practical purposes) less than 1 inch. Keep in mind you need time to send a signal out and get something back, so you double the distance, then factor in settling and response logic times and whatnot and there ya go. If you're lucky you might get away with a longer distance. But the wavelength of a 3Ghz signal is about 10cm. At that distance, an entire clock cycle will have passed before a signal gets from the start to the end of the wire. So the best practical signal length is about 1/4 of that, accounting for logic time on each end, plus some settling time for a pulsed signal. That applies to anything running at 3Ghz. And higher frequencies, of course, are even SHORTER.

The current solution: have a wider bus, more cores, and more levels of cache. Make the cores able to predict branches and hyper-thread and super-scale and do other things to limit "logic time". Otherwise, Mr. Physics makes things impossible.

Heat also being a factor if you reduce distance too much to allow for higher speeds, since with less silicon to transfer this heat to a heat sink of any kind, you could end up with 'hotter localized hot spots' which create entropy and allow "other bad things" to happen, eventually damaging the CPU and rendering it useless... yeah Mr. Physics again.

Then if you reduce voltage even more, you run into the limits of silicon-based [or germanium, or anything else for that matter] materials to act like logic gates, and switching logic levels become less tolerant and settling times may be longer and currents might have to be THAT much higher [rendering the drop in voltage less effective on overall power consumption].

And "idle cores" are more likely the fault of programmers not writing multi-core algorithms, Windows background processes notwithstanding [they're "scampering" instead of "running", i.e. unproductive motion, as far as I'm concerned, so I'd rather have idle cpu cores instead of "doing that"].

Tech industry titans suddenly love internet privacy rules. Wanna know why? We'll tell you

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Go

laws of this nature need to be enacted by U.S. Congress

That's what the U.S. Congress is for, interstate commerce and international stuff. Not state legislatures, not government bureaucrats.

OK, team, we've got the big demo tomorrow and we're feeling confident. Let's reboot the servers

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Devil

Re: Canonical example of failed demo:

I'm pretty sure I was in the audience for that one. San Diego 1997 PDC?

plug & play, multimedia, web, ActiveX, Windows '98, and NT 4.0 - except for ActiveX, all good

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WTF?

Re: Big demo. Should we test?

A demo is an integral part of the development process. A functionality "proof of concept" demo should be a part of the initial planning phase of any 'waterfall' project, even if it's just dummied up for the dog and pony show.

not sure what the article meant by referring to 'that' as a 'a classic waterfall affair', when there's apparently NOTHING to demo progress along the way, for 12 months even!

In just about every project I've worked on, especially my own, there's a demo that must be done early on as a "proof of concept", and some occasional functionality tests to make sure integration is working properly. And in one specific case, a team of 3 (minus me) went off to do something that was initially called 'agile' but was later deemed to be 'cluster-@#$%', and spent a YEAR on something I'd dummied up and demo'd in about 3 weeks... [and my version was used in several subsequent potential customer demos to show what the company was working on].

The 3 man team version was a re-write of what I'd done, with my version as a 'guide' of sorts, and the specs kept changing. They _NEVER_ implemented the functionality in the 3-man version until after one member was lost from the layoff cycle and I was brought in to help finish the thing. That project was always chasing the mayfly of "features" without FIRST getting the core to work.

In any case, what was described in the article is NOT a 'waterfall' process. A 'waterfall' process would focus on the big stuff up front as part of the overall design spec. And, a _PROPERLY_ done waterfall process would have a "dog and pony show ready" demo of the features as a proof of concept. I'd actually use that to test the system along the way, from time to time, swapping in 'real features' for dummy ones as needed to test things. [this differs from 'test driven development' in that I'd just make sure it all fits and works, rather than doing 'unit tests' all of the time and wasting effort re-testing trivial things over and over]

Typically my bosses/managers/customers would want to see this kind of demo from time to time to make sure I was getting work done. It makes them happy to see something, to see "progress", and they usually gave feedback which helps me to make them happy. Then you can tell them 'yes' 'no' 'it will be expensive' or 'it will take too long' and discuss stuff without having to move the target a whole hell of a lot.

Anyway, if the project went on for a year without any kind of dummied-up demo to at LEAST keep the client from asking too many questions, that's not 'waterfall'. that's more like 'poorly managed'. And from what I understand, 'FRagile' projects are well known for 'poorly managed' more often than not.

I would say that 'Agile' should look like 'waterfall' the way I described it, with only occasional 'scrum' meetings and more frequent one-on-one's with the project manager. But just like your average cluster-blank isn't Agile, it isn't waterfall, either.

Fancy a .dev domain? They were $12,500 a pop from Google. Now, $1,000. Soon, $17.50. And you may want one

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Devil

Re: If only....

already do-able. I set up a customer mirror site (for development) once, using site.customer.mydomain.tld [fill in the blanks] on my local LAN, since I have a domain pointing at its DNS. it worked really well for proof of concept stuff, and was easy to develop for. It even had an entry for google's API for various things that were already a part of the site [but of course I had to re-do them because it was a different URL, but no biggee, since it WAS a URL}.

So yeah you can do "sort of" subdomains on your own, from your own "domain.tld", as long as you have easy access to the name server.

the A records kinda look like normal ones...

(in the appropriate file)

domain.tld IN SOA (name server info)

...

thing A ip.add.re.ss

the.thing A ip.add.re.ss

do.the.thing A ip.add.re.ss

and so on. works for me.

yeah "call it Domain Name System (DNS)" <-- was that snark?

bombastic bob Silver badge
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Re: Smells like a protection racket

you forgot...

create shadow company to 'domain squat' deep pocket targets

yeah, NOBODY is gonna 'domain squat' any '.dev' names, right?

bombastic bob Silver badge
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Re: .dev! .dev! .dev!

I remember seeing him do that. I think it was the PDC for Win '95, in Dec of 1993 [they rented Disneyland that time, and Penn & Teller did a show sponsored by Motorola for their PPC processors].

bombastic bob Silver badge
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Re: daffyd.gay

you'd have to use ".alphabet" for all of that, but I think Google's owning company will want that one...

bombastic bob Silver badge
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Re: HTTPS?

ack on the "tollbooth" part - of COURSE the IANA and ICANN "recommend" using ONLY registered TLDs, even for your LAN's RFC1918 address space, and (apparently) no self-signed certs for HTTPS, either.

(next they'll somehow invalidate 'letsencrypt.org' if they get a chance, and follow the money on why)

*SCAM* and *TOLLBOOTH* indeed...