* Posts by ABehrens

34 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Apr 2015

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

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Re: All your QWERTY belong to us...

Spanish formerly treated CH as a separate letter, alphabetized between C and D: CZ < CH < D. (It's still a separate letter, but now officially collates as if it were C followed by H: CG < CH <CI...).

When I lived in San Juan (Puerto Rico), the city had a moderately large number of people with English surnames. In the phone book, Spanish names were alphabetized using the old Spanish collating rules, BUT English names used English rules. So you had Cabrera, Calderón, Cervantes, CHAMBERLAIN, CHRISTIE, Colón, Costa, Cruz, Cuellar, CHACÓN, CHÁVEZ, Dávila, Díaz.

That's a Tor order: Library gets cop visit for running exit relay in US

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UPDATE: Tor node was restored

The library in question (the Kilton Library in Lebanon, NH) held a public meeting in which residents *overwhelmingly* supported the Tor node in the library. Following the meeting, the library trustees voted to bring the node back up, and it is still running. The node name is "LebLibraries".

https://www.vice.com/en/article/yp3dzm/these-public-comments-saved-a-librarys-tor-server-from-a-government-shutdown

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/09/16/440848324/n-h-public-library-resumes-its-support-of-tor-network

Loathsome eighties ladder-climber levelled by a custom DOS prompt

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Re: point of order

Must have been the USDOD

Micro molten salt reactor can fit on a truck, power 1k homes. When it's built

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Re: film plots

I was impressed by Marcel Marceau's speeches..

The perfect crime – undone by the perfect email backups

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Re: No doubt it's easy to do if you know how...

Using a grave accent to type the word café — now that's a cute trick.

When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer

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Re: Next time

I've never been to an estate sale where livestock needed to be deterred. I suppose it might occasionally be necessary if the Dear Departed had been a farmer.

In a time before calculators, going the extra mile at work sometimes didn't add up

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Re: Honesty kills

Allllgh, matey! Shivel my timbels!

Jeffrey Snover claims Microsoft demoted him for inventing PowerShell

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Re: I would get it fired for inventing Powershell

Go home, Stallman, you're drunk again.

The planet survived six hours without Facebook. Let's make it longer next time

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Six hours?

It would be more accurate to say that the planet survived for 4.5 billion years without Facebook. And did quite well at that, if you discount the last few millennia.

When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers

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Re: Haynes Manuals

* Remove engine

See "Replace starter motor"

Happy 'Freedom Day': Stats suggest many in England don't want it or think it's a terrible idea

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Re: SNAFU

Ramsay MacDonald, the first Labour PM, studied science, botany, agriculture, mathematics, and physics at Birkbeck College.

FCC urges Americans to run internet speed app to counter Big Cable's broadband data fudging

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Re: There's a problem with the app...

Ask a friend with a smartphone to download the app and visit your house. When they run the test manually, it'll detect that your network is Comcast and report those speeds.

Ministry of Defence tells contractors not to answer certain UK census questions over security fears

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Re: Blessed are the cheesemakers

What a friend we have in Cheeses.

Something fishy is going on in Taiwan as folk change name to include 'salmon' for free sushi

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The Grouper Beneath Her Feet

The promotion is over? Looks like Salmon Rushdie has missed his chance for a free dinner.

He was a skater boy. We said, 'see you later, boy' – and the VAX machine mysteriously began to work as intended

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Re: Wheeled office chairs Alsace-Lorraine

That's not a left-pond spelling. It's simply wrong, on both sides of the water.

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Re: Wheeled office chairs

They just call it a German Shepherd dog. But of course in German: "Deutscher Schäferhund".

Wrap it before you tap it? No, say Linux developers: 'GPL condom' for Nvidia driver is laughed out of the kernel

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Sid Marshall — is that you?

What are we more likely to see? A smooth Windows 10 May release... or a xenon-124 decay? Oh dear, bad news, IT folks

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Re: The Xenon-verse

You meant "odder than we thought".

User secures floppies to a filing cabinet with a magnet, but at least they backed up daily... right?

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Alpha Micro backups

In the 1980s, I was writing software for Alpha Micro computers. These were inexpensive multi-user systems designed for small offices, with hard drives and multiple RS-232 ports. Because standard computer tape drives would have been prohibitively expensive, you could buy an adapter card that would allow you to use an ordinary consumer-grade VCR as backup storage.

These video recorders had a pretty high error rate: if you're watching a movie, you'll never notice a few dropped bits in a video frame. The software got around all the errors by massive redundancy. Each block was recorded 16 or 32 times. You could take a hole puncher and punch half a dozen holes in a backup tape, and it wouldn't care. If the tape broke, just trim it back an inch and use a splice kit. The missing data would be repeated later on the tape, so it didn't matter.

Google to kill Symantec certs in Chrome 66, due in early 2018

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Re: Old certs surely?

Topbulb.com got one of the last Symantec certificates (issued Nov 2017), and it won't expire until Jan 2021. They haven't yet noticed that the number of customers dropped off sharply last month.

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

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"Domin, Sue" is certainly an unusual pseudomyn.

Printer blown to bits by compressed air

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Re: Dangerous

Think of the possibilities: you could open a tattoo parlor for people who are needle-phobic.

Perhaps the AIpocalypse isn't imminent – if Google Translate is anything to go by, that is

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Re: Translating Czech

The Czech Republic shares a long border with Germany and Austria. People who often deal with tourists are likely to understand German also.

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Can't rely on humans either

Even if you don't use computer translation, you can get in trouble. Consider the Welsh municipality that emailed their staff translator to find out how to say "No entry for heavy goods vehicles". The answer came back promptly — "Nid wyf yn y swyddfa ar hyn o bryd" — so that's what they painted on the new road sign.

Unfortunately, that Welsh phrase wasn't their translation; it was an automated response that means "I am not in the office at the moment".

HP Inc's rinky-dink ink stink: Unofficial cartridges, official refills spurned by printer DRM

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Re: The 'quality' of its printers was enough to do that

> it's clearly better than most of the shitty printers being pedalled these days!

You must be referring to the ones that use re-cycled ink cartridges.

'Toyota dealer stole my wife's saucy snaps from phone, emailed them to a swingers website'

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Re: @Emmeran: Maybe...

If you write mean spirited folk, you're taking about people who are mean and also spirited. If you meant "people who are mean of spirit", that's a compound adjective and needs to be hyphenated; mean-spirited folk.

User needed 40-minute lesson in turning it off and turning it on again

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I've got better things to do

I always leave the toilet after using it. You think I want to sit there all afternoon reading my email?

Microsoft ❤️ Linux? Microsoft ❤️ running its Windows' SQL Server software on Linux

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Re: Thank You

That's worth repeating: "Zero redundancy doesn't necessarily make for good writing/journalism".

Read America's insane draft crypto-borking law that no one's willing to admit they wrote

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Congressman Ted Lieu has a degree in computer science from Stanford. He certainly would understand the utter stupidity of this bill.

How long does it take an NHS doctor to turn on a computer?

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Re: And your point is?

There seems to be some confusion between key fobs (which attach to the key ring) and key transponders (which are built into the key).

Fobs transmit a signal to lock or unlock the doors. They certainly require a battery, which can go for years before it needs to be replaced.

Key transponders do not have a battery. They are powered by induction, and transmit a code while they are near (within a few cm) of the ignition lock. When away from the car, they have no power and don't transmit anything.

519070 or blank: The PINs that can pwn 80k online security cams

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Re: Too much information?

Specifically, if's the postal code for the Zhuhai Science & Technology Industrial Park.

Hey! Want a FREE TOASTER that makes BITCOIN? What? You DO?

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Re: no heating needed

Did your electrician forget to install fuses or circuit breakers on this circuit?

BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ...

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Re: "Is there another internet?" @Dropbear

Nope, it was Solaris, which had been released a year or two before the the SPARCstation 5 came out. (And then some marketing genius decided that they didn't like the name SunOS, so they retroactively called SunOS 4.1 "Solaris 1" and Solaris "Solaris 2". Fortunately nobody paid attention to that idea).