* Posts by Cannister

8 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Apr 2015

Pitney Bowes: Can we be frank? Ransomware has borked our dead-tree post systems

Cannister
FAIL

No mail today?

Received an email from the company mail room this morning that postal services were unavailable today due to a problem with the Pitney Bowes franking machine. Now I know why!

All's fair in love and war when tech treats you like an infant

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Re: new sign

I see this as a sign that Wonko the Sane was indeed correct (from H2G2):

“Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”

—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy...

Is this a wind-up? Planet Computers boss calls time on ZX Spectrum reboot firm

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<pedant-mode=enabled>

Isn't it "trades as Planet Computers", rather than "Planet Computing"?

. o O ( mine's the one with the Gemini poking out of the pocket )

This one weird trick turns your Google Home Hub into a doorstop

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I used to work for a Home Automation company. I can tell you for certain that the "proving the request came from the app" option was most likely purposefully turned off / not considered. Home Automation servers rely on access to devices with HTTP interfaces (e.g. Rokus, Philips Hue bridges, NVRs, HDMI Matrices, etc) in order to integrate them. Not many provide an "authentication" step, to prove to the IoT device that the command from outside is 'legit'. Some do, but not many... It's horses for courses - the tighter the security, the harder it is to integrate with a larger Home Automation system. The looser the security, the more vulnerable it is to outside attack. The trick is to find a happy medium.....

Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase

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IT Angle

Obligatory "IT Angle?" Post

Not that I didn't enjoy the story...but for tradition's sake, I'm using this icon: ->

Early experiment in mass email ends with mad dash across office to unplug mail gateway

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Target fixation, Ted

Target fixation - always reminds me of Father Dougal Maguire:

https://i.imgur.com/OJhA80Z.gif

NASA's zombie IMAGE satellite is powered up and working quite nicely

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Alert

Will they never learn?

There seems to be a lack of documentation when it comes to recently-abandoned NASA projects that become relevant again. Surely someone should have documented all the communication protocols and archived the software developed for that purpose, for just such eventualities.

We don't want to get into the situation where we have to go back in time and bring back a whale in order to save the planet....or dig around looking for the manual of the Voyager space probe, to fix the antenna in order to stop an immensely powerful alien cloud from wiping us out!

BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ...

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Coat

Re: Allocation mismatch.

It was Fauxlivia (the 'fake' Olivia), just like Walternate was the alternate Walter...