@Mystic Meg
America will go back to the ECJ and tell them in no uncertain terms that if they don't reinstate the safe harbour agreement they will fuck them over like they did to Russia with the cost of Oil. We own the dollar bitches.
"Oh, jolly good. It's very nice money, isn't it? Even have all the notes the same size; must cut the old printing costs quite a bit, what what? How do your partially-sighted people cope? They don't? Oh, that's very interesting."
"Yo betcha ass, mofo. Gimme that data or we'll bust a financial cap in yo sorry little ass. You's screwed wivvout da oil, douchebag."
"Actually old boy, I'm not sure that's quite right. You see, there's this very nice man called Ayatollah Khamenei - runs Iran, don't y'know - and he's agreed to sell us all the oil we'd like to buy."
"Ah don' care 'boud that, asshole. You pays in dollars for da oil, innit."
"Well, he's said he'd be happy to take euros, sterling or even a basket of currency. Quite likes the rouble and zloty, too. Afraid he's not too keen on the dollar though, for some reason. I think some of your politicians have upset him."
"You don' buy oil in dollars? You untrustworthy motherfuckers! You'll pay for this. You saw what happened to Iraq? You gon' get the same, boy. We gon' whoop yo' ass big time! An' we got WDMs! An' nooks! You wan' some mushroom soup, beeatch?"
"Oh dear. Well, we have nukes, too."
"Mais oui. Et nous aussi."
"You know what this gon' do to the God-fearing folks in the USA? We rescued you in two world wars and this is how you repay us? You gon' destroy millions of American jobs. You protectionist douchebags! You sacks of shit! You motherfucking motherfuckers! This is WAR!"
"Um... what is it you people say? Ah, yes: fuck you, asshole."