* Posts by GrapeBunch

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Brit founder of Windows leaks website BuildFeed, infosec bod spared jail over Microsoft hack

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I'm surprised you did not suggest a harsher penalty. Then you'd be a Hanging Chad.

Citrix mysteriously quiet amid whisperings of senior layoffs: Executives, teams logged out, it is claimed

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... the lemon flower is sweet ...

Leaky Martin will be livin' la vida lockdown: Ex-NSA bod cops to taking home 'up to 50TB' of hush-hush dossiers

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Hexit

If he were selling the stuff, they'd have evidence or, gasp!, proof. Of course, smearing with the innuendo brush is an old party trick.

Perhaps he was super-patriotic and simply thought that in the case of a) civil chaos or b) a cover-up by a boss, the documents would still exist to bolster the National Security. His fellow hoarders could only wish they had a cache, even a measly 1 TB, of Top Secret. That way, when you're old and gray, then a stack of old newspapers falls on and suffocates you, it'll be the secret, the top secret, that polishes you off. An Hexit dream.

Boffins may have found something more salty than Brexit Brits' tears this week: Underground pools of water on Mars

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Coffee/keyboard

Fred Hoyle

Today was supposed to be the big day, eh? Next time. Back on Mars, the salty-lake-under-the-surface was predicted by the Astronomer, Fred Hoyle, in his Science Fiction short story "The Martians". Spoiler alert: Marxit did not turn out happily for Homo Sapiens. Our thinking caps were / are out of alignment, and no reset button except the belly.

Mozilla tries to do Java as it should have been – with a WASI spec for all devices, computers, operating systems

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Re: a write-once, run anywhere binary

Circa 1979, there was also CBASIC, which produced p-code intermediaries. Ran great in a system with maxed-out RAM (64K). That was in CP/M 2. Later incarnations of the language, such as CB80, CB86, produced executables.

The completely rational take you need on Europe approving Article 13: An ill-defined copyright regime to tame US tech

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"Never Give a Sucker a Break": a motto brought to you by the Byzantine E.

Oracle asks Supremes to snub Google's Java API copyright protest – and have a nice cuppa tea, instead

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"You haven't paid attention much to this saga, have you?"

Exactly. I was relying on the story to get the facts, but the story did not make sense to me. I am happy that the Comments now give a more realistic view of the matter, regardless of the 33 (and counting!) downvotes. Thanks to those more knowledgeable for their patient expositions.

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This part of the story

Google, which copied about 11,000 lines of Oracle-owned code as a starting point to provide the base Java API for its mobile operating system,

sounds nothing like the clean-room, reverse engineering with consent, and different parties story that you describe.

When code is counted in "lines" that to me means commented or documented code. There is an obvious explanation for the documentation to be visible: it is that its owners, Sun, might have opened their books during the Apache Harmony project. Although I don't know why google wouldn't instead simply use the documentation generated by the Apache Harmony project.

But maybe there's some purpose to be garnered from my post. I am not a software developer. As a lay person I was aware that clean room techniques had been used to create functionally equivalent software. Even though clean rooms were not mentioned in the story, I thought that clean-rooming might create software that does not infringe copyright. I don't think I'm the only one in that boat.

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Pucks on both their houses. So, when google copied the 11,000 lines of code, did they really think that Oracle would not sue? Or was it more of a gamble based on the possibility of the software being developed becoming abandonware, one of google's most cherished modi. We could clean-room this code but it would take months and by then the project might be abandoned, kind-of-reasoning? The existence of copyright didn't stop Google Books, or whatever it was/is called.

Or is google's argument one that has carried the day in other court cases, involving other parties?

Kepler may be dead but its data keeps on giving, thanks to AI: Two alien worlds found in archives

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Re: Exo Astronomy..

Sorry, I disagree. Exo-Biology is the subject with no subject matter.

The tech lawsuit of the year: HPE v Mike Lynch and Sushovan Hussain

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Re: which songs?

Because to be his wuuu-min. No price is too great to pay.

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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Re: not neccessarily very good at brown-nosing...

@The Oncoming Scorn made me do it!

Xerox DTP system, was that the "Venturer" or similar named system that took 25 - 30 minutes to boot up to get to a operating point.

In 1987 I was taken on by a new special-interest magazine to learn Ventura Publisher and to get the magazine staff, whom I'd in general call "non-technical personnel", up to speed on it. I arrived of an afternoon, and my production guy said: "Please, can you fix the masthead page. They've been driving me crazy with suggestions." When everybody had left for the day, I duly turned on the 286 computer and waited, and waited ... it was easy to see what had happened: the creative types in the office were "try this", "no, try this" and my harried production guy, rather than erase something they might want to go back to, was continually introducing new elements to the page. Several of them were unprintable, in a margin, but they still took CPU time to place on the page. Solution: start with a blank page. Make reasonable assumptions about what is needed. Do it. 15 minutes, done. Times one person. Less time than the page had been taking to load. And certainly less time than four staff spending hours fiddling with it.

If they're so Creative, why can't they imagine how their suggestion will look on the page, and judge it without having to look at it?

So, Oncoming Scorn, your problem might have been exactly that one. An unnecessarily complex base page created in the early days and never torn down for efficiency. On a 386 or 486, Ventura might even have been called a speed demon. I enjoyed and marveled at loading a 400-page book in about a second.

Campaigners cry foul over NHS Digital plans to grant policy wonks and researchers access to patient-level data

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FAIL

"NHS Digital said in a statement to The Register that it had committed to ensuring that sensitive data collections would be pseudonymised at source before collection."

To me that means that only new records would be passed on, unless existing clients of the NHS had their records pseudonymised before they were created (collected). But I bet it means something else to the NHS data scrapers.

I'm sorry, even with the definition, a pseudonym is insufficient protection for a patient's information. For example, it is doubtful that they will garble the postcode enough that "researchers" cannot figure out where the patient lives. Nor is it likely they will make everyone 29 years old.

A taxi driver picked up a fare. "Do you know where I can buy some scrod, I hear it's delicious". The taxi driver replies: "I've been driving cab for two decades, and I've received many requests in that regard. But I've never before received it in the pluperfect tense."

Happy destination scrod, British. Though I doubt that the jurisdiction where I live is better.

Uncle Sam's disaster agency FEMA creates disaster of its own: 2.3 million survivors' personal records spilled

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FAIL

FEMA - hospital slang for Failed EneMA.

Zees never happened. I was never here.

Sorry, I don't have a coat. And I was never here.

Netflix wants to choose its own adventure where Bandersnatch trademark case magically vanishes

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You Would Have Bet Your Bottom Dollar

I can't see "Sueball" without hearing "Stewball", a song about a horse race, covered by The Weavers.

And sueballs do have the unpredictability of a horse race.

Not quite the Bake Off they were expecting: Canadian seniors served weed-infused brownies

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Ask not for whom the bong bowls

O Ca-na-bis, our OM and naif lad!

Seriously, though, pot is among those medicines that should never be given to the unsuspecting. Some people react poorly to it, they should be given the opportunity to say "No, thank you." Almost as bad, even the ones who enjoy it may be disconcerted by the lack of warning. Am I high, or am I finally, irrevocably, Losing It? Tell Laura I love her.

TV piracy ring walks the plank after Euro cops launch 14 raids and shutter 11 data centres

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Pretty Boy Floyd

as sung by Joan Baez, as remembered by moi:

"... As through this world I've traveled, I've seen lots of funny men

Some will rob you with a six-gun, some with a fountain pen.

As through this world you travel, as through this world you roam

You'll never see a video pirate drive a family from their home."

Obscure cultural reference: fountain pen is an ancient form of EULA, amongst other possibilities.

DRAM, bam, thank you Sam: Like a Flashbolt from the blue, Samsung flaunts its fastest RAM

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Pirate

Speed before new USB standard

It would be nice to fill a USB stick in 2 seconds, rather than minutes. Would change the outcome of many a Hollywood movie plot.

Could OpenAI's 'too dangerous to release' language model be used to mimic you online? Yes, says this chap: I built a bot to prove it

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"What are you wearing?"

The cats broke the string holding the purple disco ball up in the light of the living room window. But my purple balls have never fallen off.

From MySpace to MyFreeDiskSpace: 12 years of music – 50m songs – blackholed amid mystery server move

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Restore authorized copies from originals ... ?

Sounds like a recording industry group offered them more in cash to lose the files, than the Sat-on-My-Face-All-Night-ers (apologies to Jennifer Saunders) offered to not-lose them. Why is there even the slightest surprise about this story?

Supplementary question, m'lud: were the uploaded-and-later-lost MP3 files authorized copies by the recording companies?

Q&A: Crypto-guru Bruce Schneier on teaching tech to lawmakers, plus privacy failures – and a call to techies to act

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Re: Power?

"Which is...?"

Fight it.

Fight the Power

Fight the Power that be.

Rhymes with Spike Lee

Not the guy who doesn't dig poetry

So un-hip that when you say Heinlein

Thinks you're talking about the worst tram eenie wine

Whatever that is.

TINSTAAFL is charming. I am reminded of my dad, who asked: "Who's that Roberta Heinlein you're reading? Does she write a good story?"

Aiming for ten.

What do WLinux and Benedict Cumberbatch have in common? They're both fond of Pengwin

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The Henge of Fate

Hengian A state of mind and the accompanying actions when attempting retrospectively to wall a garden.

For example, "Microsoft provides Hengian support for *nix."

The neologism is inspired not by stone, but by this very thread, as I attempted to imagine a penge-win.

If you're worried that quantum computers will crack your crypto, don't be – at least, not for a decade or so. Here's why

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Coat

Re: What about black projects?

Wait, may I change my membership type to "Right Dodgy Being"? Oh, yessss.

Mine's the overcoat that may not be there. But watch it doesn't leave without me. That would be UTterly pointlaisse.

Airlines in Asia, Africa ground Boeing 737 Max 8s after second death crash in four-ish months

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My summary of the death toll of those two flights received four downvotes so far, and zero upvotes. Yet, as implied, the incidents are resulting in regulatory close looks at this type of aircraft. Or were the downvoters imputing some different comment genesis?

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Holy Akron.

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157+189 = 346

The post is required, and must contain letters.

Uber driver drove sleeping woman miles away from home to 'up the fare'. Now he's facing years in the clink for kidnapping, fraud

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IANAL, but I'd say Uber is liable for all damages by that driver from the date the first complaint was filed (or attempted to be filed, or reported by phone). It must be their duty to follow up on complaints. No matter what weasel-words they put in their user agreement. No slight intended against any Mustela.

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Are you kidding?

"As soon as we became aware, we immediately removed this individual's access to the platform."

That hardly seems credible. A complaint against such a gross violation would have been lodged by every passenger. Yet the Uber driver admitted to doing this multiple times. It just doesn't add up. Or were Uber talking about removing the passenger's access !?!

What happens when security devices are insecure? Choose the nuclear option

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Re: Too depressing?

Bet she's twinned with the Museum of Torture in Amsterdam.

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Coat

Do not fret, Dabbsahib. Mr. Gadds-Addison thoroughly enjoyed his scurvy tablet, which arrived in the form of a cask of grog. What's more, the citrus component came from Australia, so all thought of hopping was banished. Or at least inclusive. In fact, when I last saw Mr. G-A, he said: "Mr. Gadds-Addison, that's rather formal for the 21st century don't you think, old chap? You may call me Rear-Admiral Gadds-Addison." I am replete.

Don't ask. Mine's the one with the cask.

Champagne corks undocked as SpaceX brings the Crew Dragon back to Earth

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Hello. My name is Jrti. I am a veterinarian from Århus. You may call me, "The Saint".

Liz Warren: I'll smash up Amazon, Google, and Facebook – if you elect me to the White House

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Here it is, explained in excruciating detail:

https://dna-explained.com/2018/10/16/elizabeth-warrens-native-american-dna-results-what-they-mean/

Or you can just downvote me in seconds, as achieved by Saturday night revelers, above. Come on, you know you want to.

El Reg doesn't normally delve into DNA technique. But I think this is important. Elizabeth Warren was quoted in this story on the basis of being a candidate for the US Presidency in 2020. If she's just josie blough, no story. More than one publication has stated that the Native American brouhaha has disqualified her as a candidate with a chance in 2020. I say Shirley the world isn't that crazy, quite yet.

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Telling lies does not disqualify a person from becoming President of the United States. Some might add "unfortunately". I read the Bustamante report (which is now not so easy to find as it once was) and am not convinced that Ms. Warren has uttered even a single lie. Self-identifying as Native American when she is 99% European is surprising, unrealistic, maybe even sad, but I would not call it a lie. Whereas the other guy ... I wouldn't believe him if he said that none of his recent ancestors was a bordello operator. I wouldn't even believe that, given his track record. Were he to claim that.

I like Elizabeth Warren's proposal. But I don't think it will happen, even if she wins in 2020. Pity.

That marketing email database that exposed 809 million contact records? Maybe make that two-BILLION-plus?

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Mon dieu!

How is that even a business? If I offered lists of, oh, where's the best place in each town to set up a bordello, for example, I'd be called a criminal.

Buffer overflow flaw in British Airways in-flight entertainment systems will affect other airlines, but why try it in the air?

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Coat

Ghee whiz

Sadly, no scampi were harmed in the making of this butter overflow. Mine's the one with the grease marks, but smells so goood.

Iranian-backed hackers ransacked Citrix, swiped 6TB+ of emails, docs, secrets, claims cyber-biz

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Lemon tree very pretty.

One-time Mars InSight Lander engineer scores $1.5m redress over whistleblower sacking

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Re: Costs?

I got it straight from the mars's man mouth.

Did you know?! Ghidra, the NSA's open-sourced decompiler toolkit, is ancient Norse for 'No backdoors, we swear!'

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Coat

There's gnupe in my soupe.

I can imagine it will be attacked. For example, commercial software houses wanting to find out if you've decompiled their software in contravention of a license. Replace a copyright text in the executable with a routine that sends them chapter and verse of your transgression. I guess this suggestion is so naive as to be laughable, but <replace with something that might work in 2019>. Might have something to do with repeated forking. Must be lunch time. Mine's the one with the dictaphone in the borscht and the runcible spoon.

When 2FA means sweet FA privacy: Facebook admits it slurps mobe numbers for more than just profile security

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Dys-FoBia

Here in Canada, I have not been required to give a phone # to maintain a fb account. Of course, I wouldn't. I'd rather abandon the account. Canada might be different, because for historical reasons not everybody has a mobile.

There are (at least) two identificatory (not a word, according to the spellchecker) universes: phone numbers and e-mail addresses. FB tricking you to give a phone # allows them to unite those two universes. It is pure gold for whatever nefarious purpose they have in mind. I would not worry so much about what they have done with a phone number. Rather I would worry about what they can and will do with it. Yeah, of course the home address and the passport number and the social insurance number are also identificatory universes. I'm sure they'll get to those! In a unificatory way, for themselves.

LinkedIn ransacked my gmail contacts. Don't recall ever giving them permission.

When the bits hit the FAN: US military accused of knackering Russian trolls, news org's IT gear amid midterm elections

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It's our turn now.

Khell, I am waiting for Rossian computer at door with Front-Side Bus. And Rossian friend to do for me what no man should ever ask woman to do. For I am khery kapitalisticheski animal. And friend of oppressed.

Oh no, look out, Google, Facebook, and pals. You're doomed. Here comes another watchdog to, er, nip at your ankles

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MicroCasey

If they're happy with Microsoft (the OS purveyor) being the same company as Microsoft (the publisher of user software), and the trade practices it has engaged in, then I don't foresee much joy in mudville.

Now you've read about the bonkers world of Elizabeth Holmes, own some Theranos history: Upstart's IT gear for sale

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Coat

Better Dead Than ~Sanguirana~

"What sounds like Death in a vacuum flask?"

"Correct for 500."

Mine's the one with the toad in the sprocket.

Mobile network Three UK's customer details exposed in homepage blunder

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Dear Three

I think you should change your name to Kazillion. Because there's no such thing as bad publicity.

World's favourite open-source PDF interpreter needs patching (again)

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Windows

Re: Alternatives

Forgive me, just consider that this comment is by somebody who has been out of this particular room for 20 years. And it is!

Deja Vu produced documents that were more compact than PDFs and, to my eye, looked just as good. HTML could have been written to properly format documents to a fixed page size, but the authors of HTML expressly rejected that concept. Years later, they retrofitted HTML to handle some of those concepts, but the results, at least at the time, didn't impress. From about 1988, either Ventura Publisher or Pagemaker could be used to make good-looking (eye of the beholder, naturally) documents.

I set web browsers to download PDF files rather than display them. My preferred free reader is Sumatra. But I find that when browsers update themselves, they tend to turn on internal rendering of PDF files, even when you've expressly set it off. It's a bit like Vivaldi, after it has updated, has changed my search engine from <search engine I wanted/> to Ecosia.

They're just documents, they shouldn't have vulnerabilities!</rant>

So is this problem just another symptom of jumping on the mercantile bandwagon, rather than following Best Practices? And the fun question: has anybody used Postscript as a general-purpose programming language? To keep track of inventory or something not immediately document related?

As netizens, devs scream bloody murder over Chrome ad-block block, Googlers insist: It's not set in stone (yet)

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Metal poisoning

I have not used Chrome in years. Though I do use Chromium-based Opera and Vivaldi. They have operated well, where Chrome didn't. The scary change seems to be targeted at Chromium, so I wonder to what extent Opera and Vivaldi will be able to go against the flow, and to what extent they will go against the flow.

Man drives 6,000 miles to prove Uncle Sam's cellphone coverage maps are wrong – and, boy, did he manage it

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With all respect, the all-American solution would be to have the test equipment carried by pigeons. Now, how long before that can happen, Mr. Moore?

RIP 2019-2019: The first plant to grow on the Moon? Yeah, it's dead already, Chinese admit

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Didn't Fred Hoyle and Asimov write about this?

Science Fiction is full of stories of humans putting life (even microscopic) on heavenly bodies and then the life coming back to bite the humans. Is this China experiment on the same page as the rest of Science? Or is the Moon considered contaminated because of what may or may not have happened circa 1969?

I've made smart-ass comments in these fora, but this time I do want to know the answer. Fire-arms opened the Wild West. Is all that is required for opening Space, just a rocket (a space-ass) with enough boosters? Shall we toss the last smollpox sample over to Deimos, to see what happens?

Brit hacker hired by Liberian telco to nobble rival now behind bars

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In related news, on June 9th, 2022, Liberian President for Life Daniel Kaye today opened Liberia's first Duty Free Port.

Mr. President was overheard to say: "Because, in Africa, Life is not squiggly enough yet."

An AI system has just created the most realistic looking photos ever

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Science is Mankind's almost-identical sibling

As t gets large, so will the number of faces you can produce which both look enough like you to fool a human, but don't fool many an algorithm.

This could actually be good news for weaklin humings. For a short while.

Huawei exec out of jail, just as US accuses China of Marriott hack

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O Canada, we stand on guard for T.