* Posts by W Donelson

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Hundreds of Facebook moderators complain: AI content moderation isn't working and we're paying for it

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From MIT in 1971, here is a 4 line story showing how hard AI really is:

1. John goes into a restaurant

2. He orders lobster

3. He pays his bill and leaves

Now, what did John eat?

No AI is remotely close yet to answering this, even 50 years later, but it's easily answered by a 4 year old child

Disgraced cop, 55, spared prison term after admitting he abused police systems to snoop on his girlfriend's ex

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Was he stripped of pension?

Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced techie is indistinguishable from magic

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I won $50 off a business partner from this quote, 35 years ago!

He said "significantly advanced", I said "sufficiently advanced". Sweet.

Guess who's back, back again. SE's back, tell a friend: 2020 reboot looks like an iPhone 8 and even shares components

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It's still the fastest Apple iPhone at the lowest Apple price

It's still the fastest Apple iPhone at the lowest Apple price, perfect for my son who likes the smaller phones.

Watch: Rare Second World War footage of Bletchley Park-linked MI6 intelligence heroes emerges, shared online

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Astonishing and wonderful. I started programming in 1969, and knew of much of the early coding done there.

NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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April Fool.

But remember the Saturn V is STILL the most powerful launch system ever built.

Designed by America's finest in the 1960s!

UK: From 5G in Tiree to the Isles of Ebony, carry me on the waves… Sail Huawei, sail Huawei, sail Huawei

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There is still very little "intelligence" in so called A.I., even after 50 years.

From MIT in 1971, here is a 3 sentence story showing how hard AI is:

1. John goes into a restaurant

2. He orders lobster

3. He pays his bill and leaves.

Now, what did John eat?

No AI is remotely close yet to answering this question, easily answered by a 4 year old child.

NASA's monster rocket inches towards testing while India plots return to the Moon

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We're still catching up to the NASA of the 1960s in many ways

The Saturn V rocket could lift 261,000 lbs into low earth orbit. 1960s engineers and technology, almost unlimited budgets.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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Blah blah smoking gun dead body Bojo.

The reality is that Bojo thinks he and his cabal can make a fortune by collapsing the UK economy and selling off the wreckage to the Americans.

And it's already too late to make trade deals: NO ONE IN THE WORLD TRUSTS US ANYMORE.

DeepNude's makers tried to deep-six their pervy AI app. Web creeps have other ideas: Cracked copies shared online as code decompiled

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Why would I need an app for this? My brain has been perfectly capable of doing this since I was about 10 years old.

How's this for sci-fi: A cosmic river of 4,000 stars dazzles lifeforms as it flows through a galaxy. And that galaxy is the Milky Way

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"And said lifeforms include us humans on Earth"

but not for long. Hothouse Earth will wipe away civilisation, soon.

En garde! 'Cyber-war has begun' – and France will hack first, its defence sec declares

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Good intentions, scary result probably.

Drone goal! Quadcopter menace alert freezes flights from London Heathrow Airport

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I would bet these are trial runs, as part of a larger plan to disrupt the UK.

Of course, Brexit is doing that already.

Silicon Valley CEO thrown in the cooler for three years, ordered to pay back $1.5m for bullsh*tting investors

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Screwing the rich gets jail

Screwing the rest of us gets an award

Vitamin Water gets massive publicity for new flavor: Utter BS

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Totally a scam. A lottery, not a challenge.

What the #!/%* is that rogue Raspberry Pi doing plugged into my company's server room, sysadmin despairs

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Sounds like a trial run to me.

US draft bill moots locking up execs who lie about privacy violations

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All moot.

Big business would never allow passage of this act.

Supreme Court tells Big Cable to shut up for once: Net neutrality challenge shot down

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"The Internet Monopoly.

As of December 2016, more than 129 million Americans have only one option for broadband internet service in their area – equating to about 40 percent of the country.

Out of these 129 million customers, about 52 million are forced into obtaining internet from known Net Neutrality violators."

https://sites.psu.edu/netneutrality/2018/02/28/the-internet-monopoly/

300,000 BT pensioners await Court of Appeal pension scheme ruling

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Not to mention (still) upcoming Brexit

The pre-Brexit effect/drop in the value of Sterling confuses everything, and makes all calculations a bit suspect.

Just wait until REAL Brexit happens. I hope you all have boats.

JAXA probe's lucky MASCOT plonks down on space rock Ryugu without a hitch

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We are both gods and fools.

The ink's not dry on California'a new net neutrality law and the US govt is already suing

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Everything the GOP does is for bribes and campaign money

Trump is jettisoning all parts of America that don't contribute campaign bribes. Period.

HP Ink should cough up $1.5m for bricking printers using unofficial cartridges – lawsuit

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A clear breach of Due Process (taking your printer away)

US cities react in fury to FCC's $2bn break for 5G telcos: We'll be picking up the tab, say officials

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Yet another GOP scam to pay for the $2 trillion giveaway to the rich

Shameful.

EU wants one phone plug to rule them all. But we've got a better idea.

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The best cable of any kind in 50 years

I’ve been using computers and their endless cables for 50 years now. Without a doubt, the Lightning cable is the most reliable and easiest to use of any of them. Hands down.

How much do you think Cisco's paying erstwhile Brit PM David Cameron?

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The wanker who destroyed the United Kingdom. Why isn't he in prison?

Galileo, here we go again. My my, the Brits are gonna miss EU

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Theresa May's Tory Brexit plans, direct from Looney Tunes!

- "How to jump off a cliff without falling."

Europe needs more dosh for AI, Google's TPU2 vs Nvidia's Tesla V100, and more

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Who will OWN the A.I. is the real question

A.I. could free humanity...

... but when the super-rich and corporations OWN all the A.I. and robots (already), and replace almost all jobs (more and more), what will you do?

The rich are NOT going to feed and care for you....

Bet on it.

Planning on forking out for the new iPad? Better take darn good care of it

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OMG what? El Reg slandering Apple again?

What a surprise.

2001: A Space Odyssey has haunted pop culture with anxiety about rogue AIs for half a century

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It's not the A.I. it's WHO OWNS the A.I....

A.I. could free humanity...

... but when the super-rich and corporations OWN all the A.I. and robots (already), and replace almost all jobs (more and more), what will you do?

The rich are NOT going to feed and care for you....

Bet on it.

Mac fans' eyes mist over: Someone's re-created HyperCard

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It was a work of genius

This object-based language opened the world to thousands of non-programmers.

A work of genius.

Fog off! No more misty eyes for self-driving cars, declare MIT boffins

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Lawyers are delighted they have HUGE rich corporations to sue now, instead of poor you.

Lawyers are delighted they have HUGE rich corporations to sue now, instead of poor you.

'A sledgehammer to crack a nut': Charities slam UK voter ID trials

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This is ONLY about stopping the young and labour voters. Period.

This is ONLY about stopping the young and labour voters. Period.

Trump White House mulls nationalizing 5G... an idea going down like 'a balloon made out of a Ford Pinto'

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Easier spying though.

Ice cliffs found on Mars and NASA says they’re a tap for astronauts

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Just the trip ONE WAY to Mars shortens life twice as much as previously thought. There is no shielding existing or imagined which can block these rays.

https://phys.org/news/2017-06-collateral-cosmic-rays-cancer-mars.html

UK taxman told to go easy on transformation with Brexit in headlights

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Any companies or people still capable of paying taxes after Brexit are going to be paying them in another country.

Of course Uber allegedly had a tool to remotely destroy evidence

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The criminal founder is reflected in the structure and behaviour of his corporation, forever.

Worst-case Brexit could kill 92,000 science, tech jobs across UK – report

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Re: Maybe so...

Minimum wage? Ha!

Q: How do you get YouTube to stop funneling ads to your vids? A: Make jokes next to a dead body

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A triumph of algorithms over human beings. Sick America.

MPs sceptical of plan for IT to save the day after UK quits customs union

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Re: There are no specs because the UK's trade agreement hasn't been negotiated with the EU yet

Imagine mass starvation in the UK as the economy collapses and food trucks are backed up at ports while the food rots.

Note: The last time the UK fed itself was in about 1885.

Security hole in AMD CPUs' hidden secure processor code revealed ahead of patches

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There will be no security until CEO's feel pain personally. Period.

UK.gov needs help getting folk to splurge on full fibre and 5G

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RAISE TAXES ON THE RICH. RE-INTRODUCE CAPITAL EXPORT CONTROLS. TAX OVERSEAS EARNINGS UNDER PENALTY OF PRISON.

Raising taxes is PROVEN to increase local investment. Tax cuts send money overseas.

Exploding alien bodies' space death-rays gave Earth its radiation cloak

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Awesome research!

Looks like low-earth orbit mostly, for manned missions.

Cosmic rays recently determined to be TWICE as damaging as previously thought. Mars is out.

https://phys.org/news/2017-06-collateral-cosmic-rays-cancer-mars.html

Which distant Mars-alikes could we live on? Ask these Red Planet data-sifters

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Duhhhhhhh... Cosmic radiation, idiots.

We have NO protection from cosmic radiation, and are unlikely to have it anytime soon. In fact, recent studies show cosmic rays are TWICE as damaging as previously thought.

Go to Mars, get cancer.

Only low-earth orbit and the moon offer manned exploration opportunities.

https://phys.org/news/2017-06-collateral-cosmic-rays-cancer-mars.html

Berners-Lee, Woz, Cerf: Cancel flawed net neutrality vote

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Republicans only listen if you have donations.

This Is the Long Game of the Republican Coup d'Etat

A tax "reform" scam to borrow a Trillion dollars from the young, give it to the rich in return for never-ending campaign donations for the GOP.

Then they dismantle social security, pensions, healthcare, wages, cripple government revenues and end democracy in America.

btw- They WILL BE FIRING Mueller soon. Sorry.

The Atlantic - The Long Game

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/12/the-long-game-of-republican-economics/547721/

The New Yorker - The Gutting of the Welfare State

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-next-step-in-the-radical-trump-gop-agenda-gut-the-welfare-state

What will drive our cars when the combustion engine dies?

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What makes you think we will have a civilisation, much less cars, 20-30 years from now?

Paradise Papers were not an inside job, says leaky offshore law firm

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Go after Appleby directors' tax evasions.

European Commission refers Ireland to court over failure to collect €13bn in tax from Apple

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Fan boy here for Apple. PAY YOUR FECKING TAXES

I love Apple products (for decades now) but....

Godddam PAY YOUR TAXES YOU RICH B'STARDS

How Apple is taming the ad biz. Just don't expect Google or Zuck to follow

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Re: Logical move for Apple

Google AMP (accelerated mobile pages) is just a SCAM to get around adblockers.

Behold iOS 11, an entirely new computer platform from Apple

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There are many YouTube videos comparing iOS 10.3.3 with iOS 11 on iPhones going back 3-4 years or more.

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Re: Innovation? We've heard of it

Most delays you see in smart mobile devices are due to network lag.

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