* Posts by wallaby

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Black screen of death after Win10 update? Microsoft blames HP

wallaby

As a matter of course I clean install windows on all new PC's, I'm sick of the crap that manufacturers bundle in - HP - stick your hotkeys where the sun don't shine, and the links to games centre and anything else you think you can try and entice me to spend money on - it wont work.

And before the penguinistas start (and FFS I wish they wouldn't) - I'm happy they are bundled with windows I just don't like crap they bundle on with it.

Sits back and awaits the diatribe from the diarrhoea tribe

Linux 4.14 'getting very core new functionality' says Linus Torvalds

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Re: 'Hope somebody answers you that way'

"Well fuck you all, then, you arrogant pompous rude bastards! I'll stick with DOS and windows. Who needs your fucking useless operating system that doesn't fucking work anyway!!!! Fuck Off!!!"

Precisely my experience too, I've asked questions in Windows, Unix and OS/400 forums in the past and never had I had the treatment that seems to be doled out in Linux forums.

Linux has its place, just a shame some ( I SAID SOME - NOT ALL !!!) of the users are arse wipes.

Check in my all-flash server-storage system? You must be mad! I'm taking it on-board

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only problem is my drooling over it might damage it

Windows 10 Creators Update will add app-level privacy controls

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Re: Take a Stand...

OH FFS

"* Instead, install a flavoUr of Linux i.e. Mint and enjoy FOSS as an added bonus... "

and off go the penguins - Oh the tedium

And FTFY

Awaits down-votes from penguins and across the pond alike - build it and they will come.

Linus Torvalds' lifestyle tips for hackers: Be like me, work in a bathrobe, no showers before noon

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One word springs to mind

Well not true, many do

but (no euphemism intended) C**K springs to the forefront.

As Hurricane Irma grows, Earth now lashed by SOLAR storms

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Re: People who link global warming to sunspots are wankers

"So not time to head to Formby beach to top my tan up from the extra radiation then . . ."

Sun must already be bad round there - look at the Squirrels - they are all red !!

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Re: People who link global warming to sunspots are wankers

"a big 'thumbs down' for the 'wanker' pejorative. It's as bad as 'denier'"

Sod the flares - BombasticBob is complaining about pejoratives and hasn't even blamed Microsoft for this. I upvoted him the other week - one more miracle and he will be up for sainthood

Google puts the last coat of polish on Chrome 61

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Re: Google's UK Privacy Check up. A 35 step process to hell, to set, what are just 5 toggles.

"35. Click 'Agree'. FFS. Done!"

but you aren't they will ask you the same questions in a few weeks hoping you cant be arsed going through it all again, and then a few weeks later again.... and again.... and again......

Google sets out on a war of attrition with users in a bid to wear you down.

Microsoft extends free Windows 10 S to Win 10 Pro upgrade offer

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I give it 2 posts before a penguinista tries to steer this towards Linux

Observation - not a steer

Don’t buy that Surface, plead Surface cloners

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Re: Pretty sure this doesn't count as a surface alternative

"Wow, what a waste of usability. That like buying a Ferrari and then fill it up with concrete and lock it into first gear only."

That's like buying a Ferrari and driving it where you want to rather than where Ferrari say you can

Asteroid Florence buzzes Earth, brings two moons along for the ride

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If you wait long enough he will turn up with 2 other Astronomers

Argentina eyes up laser death cannon testbed warship

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Re: "We could threaten to send Boris..."

All be it incorrectly spelt missing an S off

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Re: "We could threaten to send Boris..."

"Our compadres from the eastern side of the pond may have problems with that example of British English. :)"

By "British English" you mean.... English I take it

Fair to call it "American English", "Australian English", but by default our is "English"

Memo to Microsoft: Keeping your promises is probably a good idea

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Re: I'm finally ready to jump ship to Apple...

"wallaby» You never truly own an apple product, it owns you.

This may be true. My IIfx is still going (albeit after new caps) and still plays the old games well."

And at a quick count I've still got 4 windows 95 machines, a couple of windows 98 machines and half a dozen NT3.51 and 4 machines running that have been going 24/7 for up to the last 16 years - I did have to replace a HD on one of the 98 machines 2 years back thanks to an unplanned power outage at the site.

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Re: You never truly own [xyz], it owns you.

"And so it's completely different from Windows, Office, etc."

Ermmm.......... where did I mention Windows in that post ???????????

And no, you are right

because Apple own the whole supply chain and with regards to apps for the mobile products they control what, and where you can get them from - unless you jailbreak it and invalidate the warranty

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Re: I'm finally ready to jump ship to Apple...

"But I am free to choose. And it looks like I am going to be choosing Apple."

Free and Apple in the same sentence

that has to be one of the biggest Oxymoron's I've seen

You never truly own an apple product, it owns you.

15 'could it be aliens?' fast radio bursts observed in one night

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Re: I am Appalled and Outraged!

Its the methane output afterwards you need to measure not the breakfast itself (penalties of being a veggie - those sausages have far more potential than mere pork or beef)

Microsoft sets the date for Fall Creators Update

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Re: Much Wow!

"Every time Microsoft opens its mouth I remember the last time I used a Windows machine."

Every time I see an article about Microsoft I see the Penguins emerge from the side-lines trying to make the story about them

I think all Windows users should post comments on Linux stories just so you Penguins can see how tedious it really is.

And by the way adeyjay I wasn't assuming you were a penguinista, id just trudged through the predictable drivel up to this point.

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Re: Promises, promises

"Could I tempt you to another land that involves penguins?"

Hmmmm........,.

put my PCs in the hands of a warring bunch of Penguinistas who do little but rant about Microsoft (esp in a reply to an article where at no point was Linux mentioned) or put my PC's in the hands of a group of people I pay for results and who have so far succeeded in fixing them.

Not to say end up with desktop quality only a minor step of from Minecraft. Penguins are best seen on an iceberg, home PC or in the zoo certainly not on a professional PC.

Nah...... you cant tempt me thanks

Sits back yawning and awaits the rants............... sooooooooooooooooooo tedious.

How does Apple chief Tim Cook's package look now? Like $89m

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Has anyone organised a collection ?

Poor sod, not a billionaire yet

pass the hat round

Mazda and Toyota join forces on Linux-based connected car platform

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Only 21 !!!!!

Id want more than that, and if they are lit with blue LED even better :)

San Franciscans unite to smite alt-right with minefield of doggy shite

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Re: Nice

you need to keep aBrest of French geography

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Re: Nice

Ahh,,,, yes, before we all start calling each other nasty Nimes, youll only set yourself up Toulouse

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Re: Nice

You head it Nice then reference Paris...... pick a part of France and stick to it

Germans force Microsoft to scrap future pushy Windows 10 upgrades

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Re: Horse, door, oh...

"There was one upgrade which didn't suck - 98 -> 2000. In fact I might just spin up a win2000 in a VM and relive the glory day. Yes, day, as in one..."

I don't need to spin up a VM, there's one a few feet away near the NT4 box

I say, BING DONG! Microsoft's search engine literally cocks up on front page for hours

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"Yep, I saw an unplugged pci slot the other day."

Ive got an uncased motherboard under my desk with 3 of them on it...... and a smile on my face

Fresh Microsoft Office franken-exploit flops – and you should have patched by now anyway

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Re: Or...

Complacency is no excuse,

One day someone will get round to attacking whatever package it is you use,

there are tossers of all flavours out there - just most of them seem to directing attention at MS products at the moment.

Four techies flummoxed for hours by flickering 'E' on monitor

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Re: "by the size of his Micro Channel Adapter"

Complete nightmare with the ADF files and the config floppy for each PC, but the ability to pull apart a PC in seconds with that small blue lifting tool under the hood of the IBM PC's - joy

How can you kill that which will not die? Windows XP is back (sorta... OK, not really)

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To me, the pricks are the ones who when you say you want something go suggesting something different. When someone asks advice you either a) help or b) keep out of it

Simples :)

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Facepalm

Re: april 2019 and the pink elephant in the room that nobody wants to talk about.

I knew after one rather semi well argued post Bob just couldn't help himself - YAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so the rants continue

Latest Windows 10 preview lets users link an Android to their PC

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Re: Even so, this will be better for most users

And Bob is out of the starting box.......

Oh the tedium

Microsoft: Get in, IT nerds, you're now using Insider builds and twice-annual Windows rollouts

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Re: Windows 10 is the new

And the M$'s start........................ YAWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play nice, my 4 year old does

Virgin Media's profanity warning triggered by chief exec's name

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Re: Ok ok...

Had a guy phone me from Boeing one day, his name was Herman Wanker

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Re: Ivor Baddick

Pre internet I received an invite from a supplier to some big product launch from the head of customer satisfaction - Linda Lash

my boss wouldn't let me go :(

UK government's war on e-cigs is over

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Re: No vaping in the workplace please

"Can somebody pay a visit to bombastic bob's home and check his garden for suspicious pods?"

Hate to admit it - I upvoted him

Im buying a lottery ticket now I have proof the impossible can become possible - there is hope for us all.

Keep taking the tablets Bob, they seem to be working.

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Re: Jesus, NO!

"Hang on, isn't that what "they" said about tobacco cigarettes for years until the masses of actual evidence became to great to ignore?"

This is the 21st century, claims about tobacco cigarettes were difficult to substantiate in the 1950's/60's and even the 70's given the lack of sensitivity of test equipment in those days. We now have instruments that can detect down to ppb levels.

Just because it seems like something that went before, don't assume its going to follow the same path - you point out "until the masses of evidence" - well where is the evidence that e-cigs will follow the same path as cigs ?

You either follow a scientific approach or not, don't bend it to your argument - its not pick and mix.

Microsoft drops Office 365 for biz. Now it's just Microsoft 365. Word

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And here he is again,

Mr Microshaft himself.... give a big Yawn to Bombastic Bob

tedium tedium snore

Crashed RadioShack flogs off its IPv4 stash

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Re: Whatever happened to the great migration to IPv6?

"So why can't Micro-shaft get it right?"

Oh FFS

Q: Someone mentions Microsoft in an article ostensibly not about them and what do we get ?

A: Another Linux user rant

Lots of people like Microsoft - spare us and get over it.

Microsoft admits to disabling third-party antivirus code if Win 10 doesn't like it

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Re: "But since MS still controls the distribution system"

"Dell recommends Windows 10 Pro."

No doubt you recommend Linux - so the problem is....... ?

Or aren't companies allowed to have preferred choices..... should we extend that to users ?.....

1.37bn records from somewhere to leak on Monday

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Re: Look closer to home

oh dear, someone hasn't mentioned Linux in this yet - lets slag off Microsoft

Its gets soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tedious

'Please label things so I can tell the difference between a mouse and a microphone'

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Many idiots out there

Once had a user who had been told that (as a previous user had damaged kit during a move) all IT moves had to be performed by my dept - I could see him lugging stuff about, then he sat for an hour and messed about as his mouse and keyboard wouldn't work. It was obvious he wouldn't come and ask me, so I watched him persevere until he had no other choice but to go and report it to his manager Tom.

Tom came over to me and asked if I'd have a look at it, and as a favour to him it did. I went over and started moving the keyboard from side to side on his desk and declared "yes - there is a problem with your mouse". He said "but.... that's the keyboard!!", I asked him "why did you plug it into the mouse port then???", at that point I turned and went back to my desk.

Creationist: The Flintstones was an accurate portrayal of Dino-human coexistence

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No point, after 2 weeks of using linux and having to deal with the linux community I was almost happy to do away with myself

Why Windows 10 on Raspberry Pi 2? Upton: 'I drank the Kool-Aid'

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Re: @YAAC Not a problem

"don't educate.. enslave"

PMSL

the world CHOOSES Windows for 2 main reasons,

1) most people dont care how a computer works they just want to use it.

2) for me its mainly because of the vocal minions in the Linux community - there is nothing clever in making something complicated just because you can - click a button or type lines of case sensitive code to make something happen - give me the button every time.

The Linux community are the most unwelcoming arrogant bunch I have ever come across - I had a need to run Win 95 on a linux platform as a VM, I asked for help online and all I got was "why the hell would anyone...... M$ *&$!"$!"%" - BECAUSE I WANT OR NEED TO THATS WHY !!!!

I ask a question on an MS forum and (apart from the ones who always state the obvious) I usually have a sensible reply in a short time.

I bought a Pi because I wanted to learn, instead I got something that didnt work out of the box without me modifying my config file in my Win 7 laptop first. A platform that updates itself before it will let me in, not download the files in the background and then apply on reboot, and a platform that has commands that are so unforgiving they have to be in the right case, in the right place etc. etc.

You want people to embrace Linux - try getting of the high horses and actually help people, if your product is that good constant badmouthing the opposition wont mean a damn - and boy do I mean constant.

Ive been into PC's since the first ones hit desks early 80's, Ive always tried to make life easier for the people I support, and not once in all that time have I derided them for asking a question - cant say the same about every question Ive asked about Linux.

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