* Posts by Lysenko

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My name is Bill Gates and I am an Android user

Lysenko

Re: Damn them to Hell

@Geoffrey W

That's the point: it manages to be a damn good phone, PDA and camera all at once. It probably can't stream a HD movie too well, but then who wants to watch a movie on a fag packet? (I've never actually tried video - maybe it can do it).

Lysenko

Re: Damn them to Hell

My Nokia 925 is still my favourite phone. I have a Galaxy S7 and a WileyFox Swift 2x as well (I write software), but the 925 is the one I prefer to carry. It is also unquestionably the best phone (defining "phone" as a device for phoning people) since it holds a signal in the bowels of our office far better than the other two and outlasts them on battery (despite being 4 years old). And yes, I know this sounds exactly like OS/2 nostalgia ;)

Firemen fund sues Uber for dousing shares with gas, tossing in a match

Lysenko

Re: Err, yes....

They can prove they've lost money (that's just basic share price arithmetic) and they can also prove what caused it. What the plaintiff still needs to establish is intent. The obvious defence is for Uber to prove that Kalanick isn't a crook, he's just an incompetent jerk with the self awareness of a paving slab and the social skills of an incontinent baboon. That should be amusing to watch.

UK Home Office re-bans cheap call gateways because 'terrorism'

Lysenko

Re: Yay for policy-based evidence making...

... and if the terrorists inconveniently find something else to do with their lives, PAEDOGEDDON!!! can always be dusted off to keep the bandwagon going. A VPN Sir? That stands for Virtual Paedophile Network I believe.

Lysenko

those charged with keeping families and communities safe...

I was just discussing second class citizenship on another thread. I forgot about the UK Government predilection for relegating anyone who fails to marry and breed to irrelevance. "People" is the natural word to use so choosing "families" ("Hard working", naturally) instead has to have an intentional subtext - presumably that HMG won't be that bothered if terrorists undertake some Aktion T4 on unemployed singles.

DataCore tech cranks wheezing SQL Servers to ridiculous speeds

Lysenko

So via a third party $$$ add-on they've caught up in feature terms with with where PostgreSQL 9.6 was a year ago. Nice work if you can get it.

Equifax CEO falls on his sword weeks after credit biz admits mega-breach

Lysenko

Re: Not going to receive his bonus

Now, if there's provable criminal or negligent behaviour

I can prove that the employee who "fixed" the brakes on your car was qualified in music composition and engaged on a salary far exceeding that of a fully qualified mechanic. Your car crashed because the brakes failed in a way that is demonstrably due to incompetent maintenance.

Is there prima facie evidence of negligence here? Any ambulance chaser worthy of his knee pads would be biting your arm off to get the case. It doesn't matter if the incompetent employee read a Haynes manual in her spare time - the garage paid over the odds for an unqualified employee in a safety critical role. The garage has to settle - the insurers would never allow a trial with no credible defence. The remaining question is whether the insurers take it on the chin or go after the MD personally since his gross dereliction of duty and failure to supervise is what caused this mess.

Why Uber isn't the poster child for capitalism you wanted

Lysenko

Re: The N word

Liberalism is Adam Smith. Neoliberalism is Friedrich von Hayek disinterring the corpse of the "invisible hand" 200 years later. The meaning is perfectly clear in English, it just gets confused in American because the closest thing they have to liberals are anarcho-capitalists ("Libertarians" in American) due to the unholy[sic] alliance of liberal ("Conservative" in American) economics and statist, illiberal ("Conservative" again, in American) social policies.

A true liberal supports your inalienable right to have an abortion on demand, accompanied by your same sex wife (private sector sperm bank) so long as you can pay a private healthcare company to carry out the procedure. If you can't afford that then you're welcome to have a go with a coat hanger, but if you bleed to death then that's on you. Feel free to make your final moments more comfortable with some private sector heroin.

Lysenko

re: Interestingly, I seem to have garnered a fair number of downvotes

You used a swear word - "liberal". Half the colonials will see a red mist descend because they think it means something to do with "socialism" (quite the reverse, as you noted) while half the locals will react similarly because they know what it means and as socialists they despise it.

You're being downvoted (I suspect) by the sort of knee jerk animus that would make a Biologist reluctant to discuss Paedogamy in certain pubs.

US Homeland Security Dept to collect immigrants' social media handles and more

Lysenko

Re: We don't DO second-class citizens

you entirely ignored the second part of the sentence referring to AJA internment

I ignored it because in 1942 the USA was still firmly in the Jim Crow era so "second class citizenship" was firmly entrenched official policy. An extension of that in wartime wasn't exactly a radical departure. People were still being lynched with impunity back then, let alone interned.

While all countries abridge the civil rights of criminals while subject to legal sanction, few others (if any) permanently exclude them from the democratic process thereby fundamentally altering their status as citizens. If you think cannabis or (historically) gay sex should be legal, it is a bit tricky to change the law if holding and acting on those opinions ends up disenfranchising you. The exact same thing (stop the "wrong" people voting) held off the Civil Rights Act for most of the 20th century and I trust you're not arguing that there were no second class citizens in 1950's Alabama.

Lysenko

Re: We don't DO second-class citizens

The disbarring voting thing applies to felons and doesn't distinguish between natural-born and naturalized so that's a complete red herring.

No it isn't because those laws create a specific class of citizens with fewer civil rights. That is a "second class citizenship" within the ordinary meaning of the expression which is something you asserted the USA does not "do". If you meant: "We don't DO second-class citizens based on naturalisation status, we use other criteria to define them" then I misunderstood the intended scope of your comment.

I agree with your specific point: they're going to run face first into the 14th Amendment with these rules. There has to be some political sub-text (possibly furthering the demonization of the 9th Circuit with Magas?) because it is so obviously unconstitutional only an idiot (but I repeat myself) could expect it to stand.

Lysenko

Re: We don't DO second-class citizens

Oh yes you do, obvious examples being disbarring people from voting because of a criminal conviction at some point in the past (about 6 million of them) and the whole "natural born citizen" business (McCain, Cruz)[1] which hasn't been entirely settled yet.

[1] No, not Obama - unlike those two he was born in the USA.

Limp Weiner to get 21 months in the hole

Lysenko

Re: Happy day

Perhaps he can share a cell with Martin Shkreli and discuss "clovergender theory".

More than half of small firms plan on using Privacy Shield – survey

Lysenko

We transfer EU citizens' data to the United States and we don't rely on Privacy Shield - we rely on AES and a key that never leaves British territory[1]. That's a "Privacy Shield" (unless No Such Agency is further along with quantum computing than we realise).

[1] It's computer generated and encoded on an RFID card which lives in a safe.

Sigfox doesn't do IP and is therefore secure, says UK IoT network operator

Lysenko

Sophistry...

thinks Sigfox is significantly better, in security terms, than other competing Internet of Things connectivity standards

What he means is because you can't (legitimately) operate your own base stations you're safe (?) in the SigFox walled garden until someone works out how to spoof a base station or hacks you directly over RF (exactly the same model as cellphone networks with a 2G dumbphone).

With LoRa(WAN) you run your own base stations and (typically) use the internet as a backbone. How secure the station is from inbound IP hackery is up to you, just like any other internet facing appliance/server. Base stations are typically Raspberry Pi class Linux SBCs under the hood so they are perfectly capable of running TLS, VPNs, Firewalls etc. If you don't, that's on you.

In both cases over the air firmware bug fixing for remote nodes is problematic, but LoRaWAN does at least support it (by dynamically switching a device to class B operation at the cost of power consumption) whereas SigFox has a hard limit of <1.6kb of downstream bandwidth per day which means it would take weeks to get an update through even with no packet loss.

Brit military wants a small-drone-killer system for £20m

Lysenko

This again...

("my 10,000 flying robots will overwhelm your air defence systems designed to shoot down conventional aircraft"), it is only recently that technology has advanced to the point where drone swarms are plausible.

Overwhelming air defence systems with drones was feasible in 1944 when the Germans did it with the V1. Every cruise missile designed since then has worked on the same basis, as do MIRVs. There is nothing even remotely "new" about any of this other than the fact that you can now buy your Radio Controlled Model Aircraft on Amazon instead of learning to use a craft knife and a heat shrink gun (if you want to use a "drone" as a weapon then you want wings, not one of those quad-copter toys).

Cops shut 28k sites flogging knock-off footie kits and other tat

Lysenko

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more tedious than that."

... downvotes a go-go.

Insteon and Wink home hubs appear to have a problem with encryption

Lysenko

No excuses either...

If you're running an IoT device with a PIC16 or something then yes, implementing TLS etc. may not be feasible. You just don't have the MIPS or the RAM for that.

The Wink hub on the other hand has an i.MX28! That's an ARM9 CPU capable of running Linux (albeit 7 years old). However a closer look at the HW is in order: the Wink supports multiple RF protocols and therefore (!) has a bunch of additional microcontrollers including an STM32, a PIC16F and some other Cortex M3 chippery. What was the designer thinking of? There is no valid reason to create such Frankenstein circuitry which must involve at least three different programming languages and at least five different toolchains. It smells very much like someone grabbing reference designs from chip vendor web sites and lashing them together with glorified veroboard. On that basis I classify the device as "works as expected".

It's high time we extend Freedom of Information Act to outsourcers

Lysenko

Re: Public Accountability for Public Services

If a service is paid for by the public purse, then there should be public accountability

A blanket like that would end up making the guy who washes the Job Centre windows liable to FoI demands - along with every cab driver who ever had a Civil Servant in the back. You need to differentiate between an outsourced government function and a generic service that just happens to be supplied to a government department or employee in a given instance.

What's in this Monday morning storage BLT? A 12TB WD HDD, wars of words – and more

Lysenko

Re: Hungry for storage news?

I suppose I can't interest you in one of these then...

Correct, you can't. I have a full set myself, but lovingly polishing my Snap On isn't something you're likely to catch me doing. Same goes for reading spanner fan fiction or looking at explicit centrefolds of the latest torque wrench sensation.

I have nothing against "storage" in particular, only the skewed emphasis. In the DC I'm working right now, 0.25% of cabinets (i.e. "2") are dedicated to storage. The rest is made up of the spinning rust and SSDs in the server and blade chassis which were acquired incidentally in the same way that your new car comes with a battery. No-one specified those disks beyond size, it was just whatever Dell, HP and IBM happened to be shipping that month (basically, "storage" doesn't even interest the guys building the DC very much).

Most DCs are not giant, online bit barns dedicated to storing and streaming terabytes of cat photos, pr0n and "Game of Thrones" as fast as possible; and if you do want that you're more likely to talk to AWS or Azure than start purchasing equipment yourself (e.g. NetFlix). Your more typical processing centric DC is no more interested in the minutiae of storage access time (meaning one SSD vs. another) than the exact BTU dump rate of the CRAC units - all that matters is sensible price, performance and MTBF.

Current coverage is like reading a car magazine with an editor who has a rubber fetish ("Feast your eyes on the new Michelin XYZ's with 14.2% more grip and 8% greater fluid expulsion capacity, modelled here by some new Ferrari supercar we're not very interested in." ... wrote no automotive journalist, ever).

Lysenko

Hungry for storage news?

No.

"Storage news" is about as interesting to most IT professionals as "Spanner news" is to most car drivers.

I'm not saying there isn't a place for it, but why the disproportionate obsession with storage compared to all the other vital components? Server news? Router news? Firewall news? I don't expect you to pay attention to my own interest (embedded micro-controllers) or "Facilities" stuff (CRACs & Racks), but if you're going to cover the contents of DCs you could do a better job of reflecting what really goes into them. Judging by Reg coverage an outside observer would guess the average DC is 80% storage arrays, 10% servers and 10% networks (it isn't).

Guess – go on, guess – where a vehicle tracking company left half a million records

Lysenko

Re: Hidden GPS trackers in vehicles?

Would those be even legal in the UK?

I suspect that they mean "hidden from crims". It is perfectly possible to jam and/or shield a tracker when nicking a car, but in the end you have to find the thing and disable it or else break the vehicle for parts in a Faraday cage. Knowing where to find the tracker on a specific vehicle would be a big advantage and might therefore make the vehicles on this list preferential theft targets.

Lysenko

Re: S3 Buckets

Agreed, the S3 access control interface is byzantine. We still use it because while I'm pretty sure our buckets are correctly secured, I'm damn sure there is nothing in them that isn't AES encrypted. Too many people seem to treat S3 as an AWS version of OneDrive.

Want to keep in contact with friends and family without having to sell your personal data?

Lysenko

Re: Surveillance capitalism in retro styling

The industry has been dancing around the Telescreen for years and now they've added the knobs and leather handles of authentic 1950's styling. The devil, of course, will be in the software.

Lysenko

Hmmmm...

Looks like a variation of the Amstrad Em@iler idea and probably destined for equal levels of popularity.

Don't panic, but.. ALIEN galaxies are slamming Earth with ultra-high-energy cosmic rays

Lysenko

...an explosive, massive black hole in their centers...

Isn't that an "Infinity + 1" paradox? A black hole can't "explode" because the energy required would have to exceed the infinite binding forces of an object of infinite density. All it can do is slowly evaporate via Hawking radiation.

I'm guessing he's referring to the highly energetic reactions in the accretion disc outside the event horizon, but the wording implies that the black hole itself can generate repulsive forces sufficient to destabilise it's own structural integrity in the same sense that a supernova does which (as I understand it) is impossible because: math.

Spanish govt slammed over bizarre Catalan .cat internet registry cop raid

Lysenko

Re: Information is a dangerous good

Sure, they can try that, but without blocking FB, InstaGram, Twitter et.al. it is futile, as Turkey discovered. Next you need to turn into China and take down VPNs as well - and it still doesn't work.

Dodgy dictators have thoroughly beta tested all available strategies over the last couple of decades and clearly established that you either use the NORKular option or you lose. I'm sure Havana will be happy to explain this to Madrid.

Lysenko

Re: Information is a dangerous good

You either have to go full NORK or you're just rearranging deck chairs. Otherwise it takes two minutes to register independentcatalonia.eu and they'll find that a damned sight harder to take down.

Don’t fear the software shopkeeper: T&Cs banning bad reviews aren’t legal in America

Lysenko

There is a defence against that in the UK...

Making an unwarranted demand with menaces with a view to making a gain or causing a loss is a criminal offence under s.21 of the Theft Act 1968. That's one (of many) reason lots of companies record all phone calls. If it happens, advise the extortionist that you're calling the cops (penalty: fine and/or up to 14 years as a guest of her Majesty).

Lysenko

I'm confused...

"MAGA" means "victim of a confidence trick". The term originates from Nigerian slang and typically refers to the Advance Fee Fraud commonly known as a 419 scam (example: Maga Don Pay), but it can also be used to mean "gullible fool" in a general sense.

So, given that you bought a hat that specifically states that you've been conned, why are you surprised about this unanticipated defect?

Facebook U-turn: React, other libraries freed from unloved patent license

Lysenko

Re: damn...

Compare .JSX to .VUE. That should boot React back out again. After that, what's to consider? Angular vs. VueJS[1] which pretty much boils down to how committed to TS you are and whether single file components give you naughty tingles.

[1] Yes, there's Aurelia, Preact, Ember (!?) and other "boutique" options, but if you're doing a "review" and worry about patent litigation you must be semi-corporate which legislates against obscure, niche players.

NBD: Adobe just dumped its private PGP key on the internet

Lysenko

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

Adobe caught in imbecilic security blunder.

In other news, Pope suspected of Catholicism...

Shock: Brit capital strips Uber of its taxi licence

Lysenko

Uber are by no means the only gig in town ... blanket banned

Contradiction. There is no "blanket ban", they're just terminating one amongst many. As you noted, there is demand for this service so booting a disreputable and (allegedly) dangerous operator out of the market simply creates an expansion opportunity for law abiding competitors (who will need more drivers, obviously). Banning Uber doesn't eliminate app based taxi hailing any more than banning CFCs eliminated refrigerators - you simply get the same utility with less negative environmental impact.

HPE sharpening the axe for 5,000 heads – report

Lysenko

Re: As previously explained

To be fair (!?) a lot of the short termism is down to shareholders or, more accurately, the City and the vampire squid and it's ilk.

"I don't want to discuss the next quarter share price. I'm not even interested in next year. I want to focus on what products we'll be shipping in the decade from 2020 and the investments we need to make today to ensure success."

... three sentence CEO professional suicide note.

The award for worst ISP goes to... it starts with Talk and ends with Talk

Lysenko

"We strive to give customers the best possible experience...

... by outsourcing our customer service to Indian call centres."

How does one utter such bilge with a straight face? It's either a bizarre genetic mutation or they stick their heads in a bucket of botox for half an hour.

Blame Canada? $5.7m IBM IT deal balloons to $185m thanks to 'an open bag of money'

Lysenko

Re: Not a surprise

IBM would of excelled at in the old days.

No, this is the sort of contract IBM would have bungled in the old days. It would have come in working, on time and within budget - thereby failing to bilk the additional C$180M out of the customer. This is the sort of "success" you get when the C suite is stuffed with members of the Maldives Basketball Association with an attention span calibrated in quarterly share prices.

Lysenko

Phoenix?

So actually "Project Chimera" then, which is the customary project name when the unholy trinity of Government, Consultants and Livestock Management (née HR) get together on anything.

IT plonker stuffed 'destructive' logic bomb into US Army servers in contract revenge attack

Lysenko

Not so hard in some languages. ({} + []) === ([] + {}) .... not in JS it doesn't, and if you can use PHP then the scope for "accidentally on purpose" logic and calculation bear traps is so huge there are entire websites dedicated to the resulting WTF'ery. As for a "detonator", the MM/DD/YYYY vs. DD/MM/YYYY (or ISO) date format discrepancy is almost purpose built for the task.

SEC 'fesses to security breach, says swiped info likely used for dodgy stock-market trading

Lysenko

Re: The KGB?

FSB then

More likely the SVR (Sluzhba Vneshney Razvedki). The FSB are somewhere between the FBI and MI5 in that their remit is primarily domestic. The SVR are the Foreign Intelligence Service (successors to the First Chief Directorate) so an investigation in the USA would likely fall under their bailiwick.

Lysenko

Re: The KGB?

Belarus? They're the only country that still has a KGB as far as I know.

Slain: Unions' US OPM mega-hack lawsuit against Uncle Sam

Lysenko

re: That's harm, in my book, and under English law...

What precedent are you relying on here? It certainly isn't true in the general case that you have an action in tort for theoretically elevated risk where no actual harm can yet be established. If it were then anyone who has been anywhere near asbestos could sue even if their lung function is perfectly normal (add vast list of similar speculative actions).

GNOME Foundation backs 'freedom-oriented' smartphone

Lysenko

Re: i.MX6/8 !!??

@Dave 126

True. The AllWinner habit of driving a coach and horses over the GPL temporarily escaped me. They're certainly not the sort of supplier GNOME people would want to deal with.

Lysenko

i.MX6/8 !!??

That would be the ARM chip from FreeScale, recently acquired by NXP who were in turn recently acquired by QualCom? I would be very wary of treading that path. Not only is future support in question, it's expensive compared to an AllWinner A64 or similar. Also, Matrix Network? That would be the outfit who recently posted: "Matrix needs you! We are facing a funding crisis."?

How's that 'turnaround' year going, Capita? ...Sheesh, sorry I asked

Lysenko

Capita issued its first ever profit warning...

Outrageous. That this is the first one I mean. They shouldn't even have survived as an organisation after Aldridge (Executive Chairman at the time) was caught slipping a £1M brown envelope to the Labour Party a decade ago (he resigned).

I was nearly TUPE'd over several years before that but I insisted that being hived off to such a bunch of shysters constituted constructive dismissal. It never went to Tribunal because there was way too much dirty laundry even then.

From the Dept of the Bleedin' Obvious... yes, drones hurt when they hit you in the head

Lysenko

What I want to know is what Radio Controlled Model Aircraft are doing in "Emergent Tech". Shouldn't you be covering more recent inventions, like maybe the transistor?

BlackBerry's QNX to run autonomous car software

Lysenko

QNX/Neutrino has been behind infotainment systems since the turn of the Millennium (a least) and crops up in the automotive control systems of Audi, BMW, Porsche, Ford, Toyota etc. etc. The fact that it is still a 800lb gorilla in a market it has dominated for a couple of decades isn't really surprising.

GitLab freezes GraphQL project amid looming Facebook patent fears

Lysenko

RocksDB isn't an original FarceBork product, it's a fork of Google's BSD licensed LevelDB.

Compsci degrees aren't returning on investment for coders – research

Lysenko

Re: Don't bother - Programming sucks...

Scripting sucks, programming is still interesting. Working on IoT stuff (for example), the interesting bit is programming the microcontrollers, RF stacks, embedded Linux data consolidators and debugging the I2C humidity sensor that won't work because the pull up resistors are too small. That's programming.

There is also a (PWA) front end based on Angular 2/4/Bootstrap with a Node/Redis back end. That's scripting. Tedious and error prone due to the imbecility of the shoddily typed language (even with TypeScript) and the embarrassingly bad tooling (yes, I'm looking at you Webpack).

I wrote all of it and only the first half was fun, the second half was: "I remember this! (async event queue in Node). Win16 co-op multi-tasking with. What? Nested callbacks? Wow! Blast from the past. What's next? Punched cards?".

Equifax's disastrous Struts patching blunder: THOUSANDS of other orgs did it too

Lysenko

re: Problem is that the technology works well ...

Not having fire insurance both works well and saves money 99% of the time. In fact for many (most?) companies fire insurance will be a pure overhead with zero utility for the entire lifetime of the organisation. Numbers can't lie. There is only one rational decision for a beancounter to make. ..... Oops.

Hitachi Data Systems is no more! Arise the new 'Hitachi Vantara'

Lysenko

Vantara means "ages" or "eons" in Hindi, most commonly as "mana-vantara" (ages of Manu) which is about 4.3 million years. Hopefully this mirrors their intentions regarding company stability rather than product delivery schedules.