* Posts by anonymous boring coward

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Star Fomalhaut has dusty little secret – two more debris belts and a potential planetary party

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"The trio of debris belts around Fomalhaut, with detail of a supposed exoplanet"

What's the black thing in the middle, that looks like a Photoshop mistake?

Perseverance rover shows up Curiosity with discovery of Martian water park

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Not So Great presumably. Especially with the winds of Mars.

Lightning just as frightening on Jupiter as it is on Earth

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I would be more frightened of being boiled and crushed.

Lenovo Thinkpad Z13 just has this certain Macbook Air about it...

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"Apple's designers used to act the same way, and that company even removed the whole function-key row and replaced it with a very shallow touch-sensitive display. It's interesting to note that Apple listened to its customers, reverted the decision, put back physical F-keys and scissor switches, and reinstated multiple ports to its pro-level kit that it had previously removed."

I had a look at apples website, and at least for the 13 inch MBP I only see one headphone jack, and two USB-C jacks.

And it uses that oled strip instead of function keys.

Lookling at the 14 and 16 inch models they do have real F-keys and some more ports. Guess the 13 inch model is on the way out. But boy are the 14 and 16 inch models pricey!

Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"Not fraud just because you aint very good with language and mistake could for must."

Stones, glass house...

Anyhow.. I didn't believe the £350m for a second, so this doesn't apply to me -no matter what kind of language they would have used. I'm merely observing that many did believe it. And it was a lie, no matter how you trie to cover it up with semantics.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"The money for the NHS? That 'could' go to the NHS?"

Yeah.. Guess Leavers aren't very good with language. Guess defrauding them is ok then?

You are basically saying: "all leaver idiots fell for it". I'm pretty sure you believed it too, at the time.

You do realise that "could" can also mean "will happen in the future, if you do this"?

"You could have this car, if you pay this much" doesn't mean you pay, and then MAYBE you get the car.

It's implied that it will happen under certain circumstances. Not that it's an empty promise that would never happen.

We left, so -> 350m PER WEEK extra should now go to the NHS. Is "should" too vague too? How about "must"?

I'm sure a court of law would be able to explain this and put the fraudsters in the slammer if this was a regular financial fraud.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"Wasnt much better being a Brexiter and pointing out the actual facts. Even now some will deny fact."

I don't recognise that. Perhaps you pointed out made up stuff? What facts are we denying even now?

Where's the £350m, by the way? You do realise you only "won" by lies like that, and 70m Turks being due to arrive.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"I guarantee that with a political head of state the costs will swamp the current royals cost"

How can you guarantee that? Because you want it to be true? It seems highly unlikely to be true.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"the French copied us"

Yes, but at least they got it right.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

You really do come across as a master forelock tugger.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"A royal who's been trained from birth to do what's best for the country is a better choice than many."

Perhaps, but he/she doesn't have to own so much, does he/she? Nor be showered with money every year. It's embarrassing the way things are.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"the UK becoming a republic with a president at the top of the shitheap will be without cost to the taxpayer"

Please explain? What would be the cost? And how would it be worse than maintaining the Royal Waste of Spaces?

Your suggestion doesn't make any sense.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"Remain only presented LIES.."

Oh, well, I can tell you really have your finger on the pulse of how things are going in the UK...

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"You are right. The EU was accepted as a self evident good by the remain campaign. 'To leave is lunacy' did not prove a convincing argument. How leavers laughed as we chased their bus and other specious lies. Now we live with the result. Sadly we have only our selves to blame."

But this just isn't true. Remainers were shouted down every time they tried to point out actual facts. And boy did we try.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"Thats nice, you enjoy being part of the BIG Love collective.."

Sure beats being part of the small and bitter hate collective consisting of chest beating morons.

Keir Starmer's techno-fix for the NHS: Déjà vu disaster or brave new blunder?

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Re: Real problem with Doctors ...

"the poor man obviously believes it "

The problem with this article is that "it" isn't defined. I'm sure he's not 100% clued up, but I'm also sure he's fully capable of becoming clued up before decisions are made. Unlike the shambolic Tories.

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Re: Tech is not the solution.

"Surely GPs just need to be like Doc Martin."

Yes, throwing up at the sight of a drop of blood! Fantastic series, by the way.

"And doubtless an MRI as soon as we get room temp superconductivity..."

I'd settle for actual room temperature inside the clinic.

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Re: NHS Linux

"NHS Digital actually gets quite the good price on Microsoft software"

Yes, why not have all eggs in one paid-for basket, where the seller sets the price?

That certainly makes a lot of sense...

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I don't think some generalised comments from Starmer can be taken as his actual and final plan.

This article is silly, and so are many comments.

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What a bizarre rant. It's as if you don't know anything about the Tories at all. You do know who's in charge and just sits on their hands doing feck all useful?

First ever 64-bit version of Windows rediscovered … and a C compiler for it too

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I loved the DEC Alpha workstations for their speed.

I'm not surprised there was a port made of 64 bit Win2k, as the people creating NT were poached from DEC.

Of course, an initial "port" doesn't make it a product, so MS wasn't lying about that.

SCOTUS rules Google and Twitter didn't contribute to terrorist attacks

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However, if it was a platform that I provided, for general use, I don't think I would have gotten away with it. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have.

So size matters.

Apple pushes first-ever 'rapid' patch – and rapidly screws up

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It was fat cat bosses that got fired for cock-ups. I can live with that.

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I do miss the time when someone's (someone at a high level) head rolled (got fired), after screwups like this.

At least Steve was a total quality freak, and that was good.

NHS England spends £8M to extend Microsoft deals by a month

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"These endless round of procurement contracts and bid processes are just illusions over jam for favoured companies and backhander rebates and are the worst of capitalism."

Yes, and screwing the taxpayer over. But the £350m per week might help...

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Re: Maybe not Linux but Office maybe ditchable

"In my installation archive I have (counts....) 44 seperate clinical applications installation archives."

I would be very interested to learn what these applications do? How can there be a need for 44 separate ones?

Thanks for any insight!

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The NHS doesn't seem to be very good at negotiating?

Why didn't they dangle a very large carrot further down the line to get free extension instead?

Making it clear that if MS isn't interested, they will look for other solutions.

All eggs in one basket, with no backup plan, is a surefire way to get fleeced.

Obviously, they should have planned for this a decade ago, but I guess some managers/planners got "incentivised" by MS...

Meta wheels out Deloitte to plug the metaverse. Is anyone actually convinced?

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Good for gaming, in a specific and limited way. And that's it.

Bet there's good money that can be had by agreeing with Zuck, however.

Why UK watchdog abandoned its Apple monopoly probe

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"Doing so prevents significant browser differentiation on iOS devices and restricts web developers to the capabilities Apple makes available."

Thank god for that.

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Re: So now the UK is out of the EU...

Sure, let's forget about the "good old days" so we don't accidentally try to get back to those days. Let's just sink deeper instead.

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Re: So now the UK is out of the EU...

Woke rules? Like what?

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"The UK Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) was forced to abandon its inquiry into Apple's role in the mobile browsing and cloud gaming markets because the agency missed its filing deadlines."

At least no unelected EU official filed it for us in time... Oh, sweet, sweet freedom.

Chinese city of Changshu to issue salaries in digital yuan

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It's very real digital money. As real as money can be (so not very). Just have a little think about it. No, I didn't specify "centrally controlled".

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I don't get the downvotes?

Do people really believe that all currency has corresponding bank notes somewhere? Your money on the bank has a pile of money sitting somewhere waiting for you?

Of course not. It's just a number in a computer memory. Hence digital. I never said a thing about crypto.

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What's the point?

Last time I checked I only had a few pounds in paper money, and the rest was digital GBP.

Guy rejects top photo prize after revealing snap was actually made using AI

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They don't want to admit that they don't understand the technology used, and don't have a clue how to prevent it form being used in future competitions.

Pretty lame.

EU lawmakers fear general purpose AI like ChatGPT has already outsmarted regulators

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"an AI must not knowingly lie to a user"

Only problem is that AI doesn't "know" jack sh*t.

First attempt by Japan's ispace biz to land on Moon ends in awkward silence

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Possibly disassembled.

Beijing lists the stuff it wants generative AI to censor

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Socialism?

Scientists speak their brains: Please don’t call us boffins

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Re: Respect! Respect!

Some down-voters clearly have no sense of humour.

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" I am a man with very long hair and a beard. I love being called a boffin"

I guess that's why others may not enjoy being called that?

(And I used to look just like you, although I had to do some trimming now for my passport photo.)

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Re: Hmmm

"didn't seem to be in an OSH inspection ready state"

You sure?

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Re: Hmmm

"Hours a day wasted in make-up, just to fit a non-existent gender stereotype."

He did pretend not to be himself, however.

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Re: Respect! Respect!

But do you like the respectful epithet "grease monkey"?

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Re: Educate

It's no use. OK, if you are 65+ it may be respectful, etc, but not for younger people, and certainly not for people outside UK.

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The Tories don't need no experts. So "boffins" is the preferred derogatory term.

First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

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Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

"Yes, after all, what evidence might there be of our civilisation in 65 million years"

Surely, some USB stick would survive? (With porn on, most likely.)

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I come to think of "Rama" by Arthur C Clarke.

BTW, my Kindle is loaded with sci-fi. I can recommend the mega compilations from 1950-60-70s, which are peanuts to buy. And much better than expected.

(Something like £0.70 for approaching 1000 pages, in some cases.)

Rackspace racks up job cuts amid market downturn and talk of offshoring

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Don't give them ideas...

Judge grants subpoena to ID Twitter source code leaker

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Re: Slightly more chilling

I'd assume the same principle doesn't apply.