* Posts by anonymous boring coward

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Scared of flying? Good news! Software glitches keep aircraft on the ground

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We could land on the moon in the 1960s, with kBytes of memory, and a computer made of from logic gates, but can't handle air traffic today, when a simple PC can do a billion operations in about 1/10 of a second? Guess we got our priorities wrong somehow.

Largest local government body in Europe goes under amid Oracle disaster

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Re: Great job!

Works fine in other nations in EU. Not exactly "socialism" per se. UK's problem is the upper classes milking all profits out of the system.

A useless bunch of entitled manager types.

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Re: Great job!

There's never been any "socialism" in UK.

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Taxes and the general cost of living is taking a toll, and meanwhile the authorities are pissing away money not having a clue what they are doing.

Mozilla calls cars from 25 automakers 'data privacy nightmares on wheels'

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I guess my very old car will have to do for another decade then.

AI coding is 'inescapable' and here to stay, says GitLab

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Perhaps, when "V-ger" gets back, in due course, the creator will be free of infestation after all.

NASA still serious about astronauts living it up on Moon space station in 2028

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Can we at least not make the moon orbit(s) a fast paced junk yard this time around?

IBM shows off its sense of humor in not-so-funny letter leak

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It's even worse making a "news" story of this...

Yes, Samsung 'fakes' its smartphone Moon photos – who cares?

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"We're not sure anyone with even the slightest technical nous would honestly believe that a smartphone camera sensor is capable of capturing the Moon the same way our eyes do – and if they did, would it matter?"

Depends on how much they know about photography, doesn't it? And, yes, it matters. It's not an actual photograph if various things are pasted in as substitutes for what you are trying to capture.

"In the ad mentioned above, the woman takes a photo of the Moon and it looks good, not the bright white blob you'd normally expect on a phone camera. It doesn't make claims about the power of the lens or bajillions of megapixels or AI/ML trickery. All it suggests is that it takes nice photos – so much so that world+dog will be asking you to send them that."

Well, it's not a "nice photo". It's just fake. It's pointless as well.

If a camera makes me look like some movie star, it's fake. No matter how much the world+dog asks me to send it to them.

Tesla knew Autopilot weakness killed a driver – and didn't fix it, engineers claim

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It's a commonly misunderstood term. It can mean many things. Just holding a compass course and/or altitude, for example.

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Re: "Autopilot"

" They named their software "autopilot" and threw it at a populace who relates that word to aircraft autopilots which are technically capable of taking off, flying the plane, and land without pilot interaction. "

I don't think that's actually a thing. It's still just hypothetically possible (not yet implemented).

Get your staff's consent before you monitor them, tech inquiry warns

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Re: Outliers have minimal push.

Many who voted for it now regret it. Those must be "the right people", if any.

Luckily I have a EU passport, and can easily escape when I retire. I do feel very lucky.

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Re: Outliers have minimal push.

Stop telling others what to do. You voted for it, you fix it.

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Expats are entitled, of course.

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

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Re: We have expensive real estate.

"some of Google Cloud's offices"

Aren't those of unknown location, somewhere in the sky?

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"And then there's pressure from the state to keep cafes open,"

By going to an office?

First of Tesla's 'bulletproof' Cybertrucks clunks off production line

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It's ugly. The ugliest thing, by far, is the roof line (2 straight lines).

It's so ugly it would have been rejected in some 1980s futuristic film as being unrealistically ugly.

Microsoft whips up unrest after revealing Azure AD name change

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Manglement loves this sort of meaningless waste of time (=money).

Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view

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Many content creators get next to nothing from Google. I have absolutely no qualms about blocking Google's incessant ads (always 100% irrelevant to me).

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Re: an advertising free option

"Yes, but the 12 bucks is not for you to not see ads, it is for Google to get the ad revenue it won't get by (pretending to) showing you ads."

I doubt that that's the calculation they made.

They charge what they think they can get away with, given that today's youth are glued to their phones.

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"So why does Google and other online advert pushers, expect me to spaff my data allowance and/or paid-for data just for me to download marketing?"

Not to mention my remaining battery power, battery lifetime (charging cycles), CPU usage (affecting other running processes) and device lifetime (as it runs hot all the time)?

Bosses face losing 'key' workers after forcing a return to office

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Shocking news: Intelligent workers despise being bossed around by sociopath bosses.

Microsoft: Russia sent its B team to wipe Ukrainian hard drives

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Re: What a job!

"even more soul-destroying than fitting turn-signals to BMW"

Any new car, if you are in the UK.

EU lawmakers fear general purpose AI like ChatGPT has already outsmarted regulators

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Here's a good one from Guardian:

"The US air force has denied it has conducted an AI simulation in which a drone decided to “kill” its operator to prevent it from interfering with its efforts to achieve its mission.

An official said last month that in a virtual test staged by the US military, an air force drone controlled by AI had used “highly unexpected strategies to achieve its goal”.

Col Tucker “Cinco” Hamilton described a simulated test in which a drone powered by artificial intelligence was advised to destroy an enemy’s air defence systems, and ultimately attacked anyone who interfered with that order.

“The system started realising that while they did identify the threat, at times the human operator would tell it not to kill that threat, but it got its points by killing that threat,” said Hamilton, the chief of AI test and operations with the US air force, during the Future Combat Air and Space Capabilities Summit in London in May.

“So what did it do? It killed the operator. It killed the operator because that person was keeping it from accomplishing its objective,” he said, according to a blogpost.

“We trained the system: ‘Hey don’t kill the operator – that’s bad. You’re gonna lose points if you do that.’ So what does it start doing? It starts destroying the communication tower that the operator uses to communicate with the drone to stop it from killing the target.”

No real person was harmed."

Have these developers never even heard of Asimov's laws?

NHS England spends £8M to extend Microsoft deals by a month

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Re: Maybe not Linux but Office maybe ditchable

Ok, thanks for the insight!

Mostly drivers and small utilities for specific hardware.

They depend on the OS, but shouldn’t depend on Office.

Pressure must be put on all HW manufacturers to supply and maintain Linux drivers.

NHS contracts are huge, so this shouldn’t be a problem.

Regardless, if Windows is kept, there’s no need for Office.

Intel says Friday's mystery 'security update' microcode isn't really a security update

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Perhaps the code was supplied by the NSA?

Amazon Ring, Alexa accused of every nightmare IoT security fail you can imagine

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Re: But its just a doorbell

Ring has many indoor surveillance products. It’s not just the door bell.

Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

NHS is on its knees, if you haven't noticed. I think Remain pointed out that staff shortages would happen? Not so much about financing.

Staff shortages are happening. OK?

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"Not fraud just because you aint very good with language and mistake could for must."

Stones, glass house...

Anyhow.. I didn't believe the £350m for a second, so this doesn't apply to me -no matter what kind of language they would have used. I'm merely observing that many did believe it. And it was a lie, no matter how you trie to cover it up with semantics.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"The money for the NHS? That 'could' go to the NHS?"

Yeah.. Guess Leavers aren't very good with language. Guess defrauding them is ok then?

You are basically saying: "all leaver idiots fell for it". I'm pretty sure you believed it too, at the time.

You do realise that "could" can also mean "will happen in the future, if you do this"?

"You could have this car, if you pay this much" doesn't mean you pay, and then MAYBE you get the car.

It's implied that it will happen under certain circumstances. Not that it's an empty promise that would never happen.

We left, so -> 350m PER WEEK extra should now go to the NHS. Is "should" too vague too? How about "must"?

I'm sure a court of law would be able to explain this and put the fraudsters in the slammer if this was a regular financial fraud.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"Wasnt much better being a Brexiter and pointing out the actual facts. Even now some will deny fact."

I don't recognise that. Perhaps you pointed out made up stuff? What facts are we denying even now?

Where's the £350m, by the way? You do realise you only "won" by lies like that, and 70m Turks being due to arrive.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"I guarantee that with a political head of state the costs will swamp the current royals cost"

How can you guarantee that? Because you want it to be true? It seems highly unlikely to be true.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"the French copied us"

Yes, but at least they got it right.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

You really do come across as a master forelock tugger.

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

"A royal who's been trained from birth to do what's best for the country is a better choice than many."

Perhaps, but he/she doesn't have to own so much, does he/she? Nor be showered with money every year. It's embarrassing the way things are.

Seriously, boss? You want that stupid password? OK, you get that stupid password

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Lot's of sad posters here whose highlight of their life is to screw someone over.

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Re: Missing part

Got to agree on that one. Hardly a "hero" story.

Also, taking on things you don't yet know how to do is how upstarts usually do it, learn along the way, and make it big in the end.

You'll never get anywhere in an emerging market otherwise. Guess he wasn't cut out for that sort of thing.

Nearly 1 in 5 academics admit close encounters of the anomalous kind

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Re: UAPs, previously known as UFOs

"Alien is any non-British "person""

Or if you are Sting or EU, a British person.

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"unidentified anomalous phenomena"

So UAPs don't have to fly?

That sure should expand the amount of observations.

Star Fomalhaut has dusty little secret – two more debris belts and a potential planetary party

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"The trio of debris belts around Fomalhaut, with detail of a supposed exoplanet"

What's the black thing in the middle, that looks like a Photoshop mistake?

Perseverance rover shows up Curiosity with discovery of Martian water park

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Not So Great presumably. Especially with the winds of Mars.

Lightning just as frightening on Jupiter as it is on Earth

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I would be more frightened of being boiled and crushed.

Lenovo Thinkpad Z13 just has this certain Macbook Air about it...

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"Apple's designers used to act the same way, and that company even removed the whole function-key row and replaced it with a very shallow touch-sensitive display. It's interesting to note that Apple listened to its customers, reverted the decision, put back physical F-keys and scissor switches, and reinstated multiple ports to its pro-level kit that it had previously removed."

I had a look at apples website, and at least for the 13 inch MBP I only see one headphone jack, and two USB-C jacks.

And it uses that oled strip instead of function keys.

Lookling at the 14 and 16 inch models they do have real F-keys and some more ports. Guess the 13 inch model is on the way out. But boy are the 14 and 16 inch models pricey!

Keir Starmer's techno-fix for the NHS: Déjà vu disaster or brave new blunder?

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Re: Real problem with Doctors ...

"the poor man obviously believes it "

The problem with this article is that "it" isn't defined. I'm sure he's not 100% clued up, but I'm also sure he's fully capable of becoming clued up before decisions are made. Unlike the shambolic Tories.

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Re: Tech is not the solution.

"Surely GPs just need to be like Doc Martin."

Yes, throwing up at the sight of a drop of blood! Fantastic series, by the way.

"And doubtless an MRI as soon as we get room temp superconductivity..."

I'd settle for actual room temperature inside the clinic.

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Re: NHS Linux

"NHS Digital actually gets quite the good price on Microsoft software"

Yes, why not have all eggs in one paid-for basket, where the seller sets the price?

That certainly makes a lot of sense...

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I don't think some generalised comments from Starmer can be taken as his actual and final plan.

This article is silly, and so are many comments.

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What a bizarre rant. It's as if you don't know anything about the Tories at all. You do know who's in charge and just sits on their hands doing feck all useful?

First ever 64-bit version of Windows rediscovered … and a C compiler for it too

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I loved the DEC Alpha workstations for their speed.

I'm not surprised there was a port made of 64 bit Win2k, as the people creating NT were poached from DEC.

Of course, an initial "port" doesn't make it a product, so MS wasn't lying about that.

SCOTUS rules Google and Twitter didn't contribute to terrorist attacks

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However, if it was a platform that I provided, for general use, I don't think I would have gotten away with it. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have.

So size matters.