Posts by hatti

Strict diet?

Inside job I reckon, check all purchases by staff for bulk banana quantities, that should narrow it down a bit.

Possibly

Yes but 69 million years ago was the warmest winter since records began.

Nice

That's one big complex looking darkish blue with red bits graphic

Greener pastures

Is this transhumanism also going to cover the movement of cattle to alpine pastures?

That's no moon ...it's a space station

Comes with

Bible app and pdf pre-installed.

Award?

No thanks I'll print my own

Klingons

I hope they remembered the bog roll before blast off to prevent a Klingon attack.

No effect on the police at all, they just drove around a bit and bought some hotdogs and doughnuts.

Cue the data breach articles

M assistant

Me : I'm interested in current affairs and sciencey IT stuff

M: No problem, I've just created an Ashley Madison account for you

our unique systems

= sql injectable forms

Experiement

We'll find out for sure when someone volunteers to have a rope tied round their waist while we lower them in with their pen and notepad.

Hold on tight...

Fruit monster

That's one big green cute rubber maggot

Cornering

The cars always fly off at the bend

One giant fart

One small step to the fart in a spacesuit gag becoming reality.

It can't be

That's Kate Bush !

Be great if

while ($charge == 'flatFuckingBattery') {

//It had a robo voice going...

print '...step away from the tentacle...CHARGING...step away from the tentacle...CHARGING...etc.'

}

Should have expected it really

This thread turned into a knob gag fest.

Not for me

I'm in the habit of not trusting anything that's served as a gooey slurry.

It's far too easy to disguise a horse that way.

Someone had to

Gordon's Alive!?

Aka

Page 3 asteroid

Hey David

Wake up or the species will be in danger.

Beaucoup de cases libel.

I wonder

The future may bring robot wags ( they may be here already). Kiss 'n' tell droid stories caught by the daily Stun in post match robotic oil bath nut 'n' bolt orgies.

Server management

Bod monitoring the server for James Blunt downloads will not have much to do, just keep an eye out for the one flash from the led panel as JB completes his purchase.

Never mind

expensivecheeseontoast.com might be available

Let me know if you need a test driver.

Johnny Cab

post pub nosh

Do drunk squirrels eat kebabs?

Flux capacitor

Remember to disconnect the time nodule on the flux capacitor when you drive one of these to prevent the embarrassing situation of completing your journey back in the 1950's and witnessing Marty McFly seeing his parents first kiss, urgh!

Telly snacks

I'm not sure about that popcorn, it looks unhygienically juxtaposed to those cheesy bipedal appendages.

Not sure

I'd have to see if there were hard evidence first.

Insurance claim

Did the google podule put in a claim for e-whiplash?

Optional Extras

Will there be an optional extra cassette tape podule for you to load software with and a 5 and 1 quarter inch floppoidal drive to complete the retro experience?

For quarks sake!

"More precisely, the states must be formed of two up quarks, one down quark, and one charm quark and one anti-charm quark."

As is often witnessed in a game of Kerplunk.