Well this sucks
I hate hoovering anyway, I usually do the dusting
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"We take the financial security of our customers extremely seriously and have advanced safeguards in place across our IT systems,"
"We have stopped using work experience noobs and interns and have reluctantly paid for someone who can spell encrypshun and seKuritee to code over the cracks."
I have this picture in my head of Sean Connery strapped to a table in Goldfinger's lair struggling to prevent his privates from being torched.
I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to exorcise this image when I'm in Boots or wherever kitting myself up with shaving supplies in the future.
Even the sexy Shark Lazor Razor packaging and seductive TV commercials suggesting I will get laid more would not prevent my hand opting for a blade only option.
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"This judgment is a body blow for parliamentary democracy," said MP. "My constituents have a right to know that their communications with me aren't subject to blanket surveillance – yet this ruling suggests that they have no such protection."
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"Oh God no! my expenses claim," said MP "How the hell am I going to claim this amount without anyone finding out."