* Posts by Duncan Hothersall

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'Suspicious comment' provokes LAX terminal evacuation

Duncan Hothersall
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And so we continue to do precisely the opposite of what we should do

Anyone who remembers the IRA's bombing campaigns in the UK will know that the governmental response at the time, whilst often hugely overblown in its treatment of Irish people, was essentially to ensure "business as usual" for as many people as possible.

Since 9/11 the US, and by extension the UK because we now apparently take the lead from them in this area, have operated quite the opposite policy, and it is a disaster. They and we now jump at the slightest squeak, talk up every threat, and promote the idea that if one terrorist attack is prevented then this policy is justified.

No, it isn't.

We need to say to anyone who wants to change us via terrorism that while we will do our best to stop them, we will not change our lives to achieve that. We need to say that you can continue to blow us up, but you will not change our minds. We need to tell them that they will not make us run scared by threat alone. To make a difference they will have to penetrate our defences every time. A threat, or a failed attempt, should have no impact on our lives.

It seems cliched and obvious to say it, but terrorists win when we react to them, in any way. Yes we should continue to act to prevent acts of terror when we discover them; but we must get far better and facing down the threat, telling and showing them that we are not scared of them, and that we will not capitulate.

Otherwise we have already lost.

Bray recalls team XML

Duncan Hothersall
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@ system

You really don't understand what XML is, do you?

You think it's a replacement for CSV, a container for passing data between processes? Dear me, I hope you don't work in IT.

I work with XML every day; huge streaming quantities of it. I publish books and web sites and online courses and assessments from XML master files. And I only use one application of XML for the purpose.

I can understand why you might think XML was crap if you thought all it was was a CSV replacement for data passing; but if you knew anything about XML at all you would know that it isn't.

Like I say, I hope you don't work in IT.

VMware sales slowdown triggers stock meltdown

Duncan Hothersall
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@ Ralph B

Well done there son. You managed to respond to this story without even understanding it; perhaps, even, without reading it at all.

You're not an SNP politician are you?

The reason I ask is that that they too have difficulty distinguishing between "a decrease" and "a smaller increase than we were expecting". They talk about amounts "dropping" when in fact they have increased. Perhaps you can give some insight into this condition. Is it permanent? Your friends in the north would thank you.

Major HTML update unveiled

Duncan Hothersall
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So much misunderstanding in one thread!

HTML 5 *is* XHTML which is an XML document type.

Being XML it is also Unicode, meaning that it is of course compatible with any text editor (was this a joke?).

As far as criticisms of W3C's standards work go, I find it extraordinary that the one organisation which has been consistent and successful in promulgating useful standards for the web should be subject to criticism on the basis of how others - browser vendors and SVG vendors - have responded in the marketplace. Adobe's decision to dump SVG was a commercial one, nothing to do with the standard's efficacy. And surely we all know by now that the problem with CSS 2 support was IE's implementation, IE-specific web development, and the commercial interests of browser developers in general.

Web users need to get behind W3C's efforts to ensure wide and full implementation of web standards, and stop moaning about issues that, apparently, half of us don't even understand.

Phone with foldable e-paper display to get summer roll-out

Duncan Hothersall
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Well that's all very nice

... but this is 2008! I want it to automatically unfold into an A5 size full colour screen, and I want it to make a zhoom noise when it does it. And would a transporter function be so hard? Jeez.

Microsoft puts dusty, old Office code on web

Duncan Hothersall
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the "other format"

Ah, I see, ODF is now the other format vying for acceptance; funny, I thought it was the already widely supported ISO standard. That's the great thing about FUD - even if it is demonstrably rubbish and immediately exposed, it can still have an effect.

OOXML is nothing more or less than a spoiling tactic. Sadly it appears to be working tremendously well.

DVLA's 5m driver details giveaway

Duncan Hothersall

I'm shocked

that some people are shocked. They have been doing it for years, people have been complaining about it for years. This might just be the first useful thing the SNP government in Scotland has done.

Bush overrules judge in US navy-v-dolphins sonar case

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@ cor

There is no pun so bad that it cannot be made worse by explanation.

Japanese whalers lash protesters to mast

Duncan Hothersall
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Ooh

Arr

Beeb confirms iPlayer streaming dominance

Duncan Hothersall
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@Vulpes Vulpes

Hmm. You quoted two remarks and described them as "sarcastic and innaccurate". (Incidentally, I love that sort of sub-editor fun - it's like complaining about "bad speling", or "inappropriate apostrophe's".)

Anyway, you claimed the two statements ("recently-minted corporate line" and "the BBC was forced to act swiftly under pressure from its own Trust and Downing Street") were "sarcastic and innaccurate": .

I pointed out that they in fact appeared to be entirely accurate. Your response was to say that it was in fact the tone of the article you objected to. Perhaps, if that was the case, you should have said so, rather than claiming "innaccuracy". Do you see?

Duncan Hothersall

@Vulpes x 2

Curious. Your rebuttal doesn't appear to contradict anything in the story. What part of what you quoted do you think you have just denied? It is perfectly possible for action to bring forward a streaming version was forced by pressure from the Trust - and indeed the Trust was public in its application of pressure. And the current PR line from the BBC is indeed quite a recently minted one - they made very little mention of streaming in the past.

So what exactly was it you were trying to say?

Brighton professor bans Google

Duncan Hothersall

Wikipedia fact-checked by the elderly?

Yes please. If only.

Bill Gates lives inside of Facebook CEO

Duncan Hothersall
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@AC 09:11

Christ almighty, you're flaming Stern? Are you insane? Have a pop at Haines, sure - he's always outrageous. Lettice is full of political nonsense, flame away. Orlowksi is pure flamebait, go for it. And Ashleeee deserves everything s/he gets. But Otto? Are you mad? He is the only decent, hard-working, God-fearing, eyes-open journalist here! He speaks the truth, man. Jeez.

Don't shed any tears for Pandora

Duncan Hothersall
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Speaking of people being a little disingenuous

"Pandora is of course not alone in attempting to exploit structural deficiencies in the way recording rights are licensed."

Indeed it isn't. Others include the state51 conspiracy and Playlouder MSP.

Head banker leaves job over Muslim gaffe

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Hurrah for AC @ 14:29

Exactly right my friend.

Mozilla pulls offensive viral campaign

Duncan Hothersall
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I've said it before and I'll say it again

Those who take offence on behalf of an unknown other are worse than those they criticise.

Indignant reader defends Idiot 2.0™

Duncan Hothersall
Dead Vulture

I AM OUTRAGED

And I wish to register my outrage here. Thank you very much for your time. Happy Christmas. Oh, and if I don't get a flying car this year I am going to be OUTRAGED ALL 2008 TOO.

Kaspersky false alarm quarantines Windows Explorer

Duncan Hothersall

Erm, explorer.exe isn't IE

IE is iexplore.exe

explorer.exe is the Windows file manager component.

I know they are linked, but hosing explorer.exe is far more system-destroying than hosing iexplore.exe

Ofcom investigates X-Factor debacle

Duncan Hothersall
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Geographic issue

As they surely must already know, the issue is geography. Because of the Welsh support for the blond one and the Scottish support for the dark haired one, there were pockets of high call frequency in specific areas, and it was in those "home town" places where reports of failed calls were highest. So the problem is self-evidently one of local capacity of whatever telco people were using, rather than anything at the receiving end.

On a related note, though I wouldn't dare to criticise how the great unwashed choose to waste their money, it seems to me the ultimate display of stupidity to pour cash into the coffers of a TV company in order to enable another pop act to be manufactured for the sole purpose of extracting more of your money from you.

Dell spills its Guts over Ubuntu gear

Duncan Hothersall
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England, France and Germany?

So Dell are introducing this in England, but not Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland? Interesting...

Surprise: Ohio's e-voting machines riddled with critical security flaws

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@ Joe Stalin

Given that you seem to be aware that the problems with the Scottish elections were nothing whatsoever to do with the machines that counted the paper ballots, I wonder why you brought it up? If anything, the Scottish elections demonstrate that if we could guarantee secure and verifiable (i.e. open source) electronic voting systems, then many people would benefit from being led through the voting procedure, rather than getting presented with two sheets of paper with misleading names on them and some slightly unclear instructions.

Dutch gov blows open standards raspberry at Microsoft

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@ Simon Painter

Dude! You're so wrong, man.

What you're saying is, nobody ever got fired for buying Windows for the desktop. Windows is the incumbent, the most widely used by a factor of twenty, and has by far the biggest base of trained users and administrators. None of that says anything about any given Linux desktop distribution, its usability or its maintainability. You're just saying Windows has the market sewn up right now. Well, duh!

More than 50% of people in this country are employed in small to medium sized businesses which are far more agile when it comes to desktop OSes. Because of its prevalence in web serving, Linux skills are a huge growth area in such businesses. And in small business, because of budgetary constraints, purchase costs are often considered far more important than maintenance costs. And Linux is free to purchase.

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@ Steven Hewitt

Please compare these two statements:

"There is no one solution fits all."

"Linux is simply too expensive to put onto desktops regarding end-user productivity, training and complexity."

Hmm?

Perhaps in your business Linux is too expensive in terms of productivity, training and complexity, but that isn't the case for all, or even most, businesses.

BBC redesigns and 'widgetizes' homepage

Duncan Hothersall
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Phew

I thought they had redesigned BBS News for a minute there, and was going to get quite upset. The main BBC homepage has been in need of an update for quite a while, looks good.

Opera hits Microsoft with EC complaint

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@ steve

Please tell me you are joking about having been an English teacher.

Aweful... arguement... grammer... there clout ...

And you've missed the point too. Dear me.

Duncan Hothersall
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@ Kris

I entirely understand the problems associated with glacial standards progress, but that has nothing whatsoever to do with MS's approach to web standards. They didn't lead in browser innovation, Netscape did. Netscape was the bad boy that extended standards in proprietary ways. What MS did came after the standards were in place. They introduced ways to tie web standards into Windows standards. They renamed OLE/DDE controls as ActiveX controls, and pushed the Windows API into their browser. Abuse. Of. Monopoly. Not innovation in the face of glacial standards progress. Vendor tie-in, anti-competitive cross-marketing, deliberate embrace and extend tactics. And then to make things worse, they cemented the mistakes they had made in rendering engines and CSS subsystems and called them features. This is nothing about innovating around standards, and all about anti-competitive business practices. And they have already been proved guilty, and fined. Case closed. How anyone can continue to defend them is beyond me.

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@ Steven Hewitt

Your argument about de facto standards is terrifying coming from someone who clearly works in this field, because you have completely missed the point. Yes, consumers just want to work. Yes, they are not clamouring for choice. And yes, MS supplies stuff people want. But THE MARKET IS DISTORTED. We are not getting the best software or the best solutions because the market is distorted by the OS monopoly held by MS. Compliance with open standards across all browsers would improve the user experience in terms of quality, speed, reliability, and browsers exist which can do this, but the user experience is being held back by MS' direct policy of embracing and extending to keep people locked into their technology, and bundling to blind people to the existence of better technology. It is making everything on the web more expensive to do than it should be. It is making everything more buggy than it needs to be. It is acting directly against consumer interest.

If we are going to meet the needs of users who "just want it to work" we have two options. The first is to enforce international standards to ensure interoperability, and the second is to cede control to a single proprietary provider. How anyone can support the second option is beyond me.

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@ Ben Ruset

First off, Opera and the people behind Opera have form in this area. Yes, they are a commercial company who are out to make money, but their past behaviour has been highly principled with regard to standards promotion and quality of user experience. And in any case, they get most of their money from embedded browsers in mobile tech, not from the Windows platform.

Second, and more importantly, MS hasn't simply innovated and protected its innovation. It has embraced and extended web standards in a direct abuse of its monopoly position. Developers cannot choose not to develop for IE because of the monopoly of MS's OS and therefore, because of bundling, its browser. We know already that MS protected its OS monopoly by illegal anti-competitive practices, because it has been found culpable in court and has had to pay massive fines. So this simply cannot be characterised as an innovator protecting its innovation. This is a monopolist abusing its monopoly.

Duncan Hothersall
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@ Stephen Sharpe

If you code your website to be standards compliant, it won't work properly in IE. Whether or not MS see that as a problem, it is their fault, and it is them who need to change. The more pressure brought on them to do so, the better.

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@ Stu Reeves

Thanks for that lesson in the difference between knowledge and understanding. As a wise man once said: knowledge tells you that a tomato is a fruit, understanding tells you not to put it in a fruit salad.

You have a standard dictionary definition of monopoly there, but if you understood the concept and the reality of PC OSes, you would immediately see that MS does indeed have an effective monopoly. Arguing against this is like arguing for tomatoes in a fruit salad.

It is this effective monopoly which allows MS to embrace and extend web standards and turn them into perverted de facto standards. And consumers directly suffer, because their banks only work with MS browsers, or their email only works with MS software, despite the fact that governments and standards bodies all over the world have already spend millions of our tax money ensuring that nobody had to be reliant on a single vendor for these things.

I simply cannot understand the mentality of a person who defends this action from MS. It is anti-competitive, anti-consumer profiteering.

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@ Anigel

If MS were to effectively support web standards then Opera would have no grounds for complaint. Personally I am very glad of the existence of Opera, even though I don't use their products. MS can spread FUD about Firefox using their anti-open-source nonsense. But Opera is a successful commercial company pointing out clear anti-competitive practice by MS to the detriment of all web users. Very valuable indeed.

Drink-drive chain gang obliged to bury dead alcoholics

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@ AC

A garnishee is someone whose wages have been garnished. The original poster was entirely correct to use the word garnish to describe the docking of wages. I'm afraid you have broken the cardinal rule: better to stay silent and be thought an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Duncan Hothersall
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@ Dave in the States

Maricopa County DUI stats show the same very slow decline as other AZ counties, less of a decline than some, according to the Arizona Department of Transportation. "At least he's taking a new approach" has never worked as a defence of those experimenting with community sentencing and rehabilitation techniques, so I don't see why your back-to-basics guy deserves that get-out clause.

I'm just saying let's judge people by results, instead of turning these publicity-seeking sheriffs into hometown heroes for policies that might sound good but apparently don't do much good.

Duncan Hothersall
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Erm, not so great though, is he?

He's been in post since 1993, and the "DUI" offending rates have rocketed since then. So apparently this "return to old-fashioned values" doesn't work. I mean, that's the argument usually levelled at the "PC brigade" over here, that recent crime levels indicate their current approach isn't working. So applying the same logic, this approach doesn't work. The guy should be sacked.

Dell parks itself in PC superstores across Europe

Duncan Hothersall
Unhappy

DSGi's support service eh...

Oh well, never mind.

Microsoft folds-in Multimap for '$50m'

Duncan Hothersall

Bugger

I've used multimap since it launched, and it really has been interesting watching their improvements over the years. Now I'm going to have to find an alternative.

Rogue servers point users to impostor sites

Duncan Hothersall
Stop

Wait a minute

Maybe my DNS has been compromised, and that is why when I read news sites I keep getting made-up stories about terrorist plots interspersed with normal news, to try to subdue me with fear. Very clever! I better go and check my settings...

Megan's Law snafu fingered in rapist's murder

Duncan Hothersall

No error in the database

I'm surprised that no-one has yet pointed out that there was no error in the database. The man's offences listed on the db included "oral copulation with a person under 14 or by force". Note, "or": EITHER the first thing OR the second thing. In fact his conviction was for the second thing.

Like the UK sex offenders register, the US version works according to a system of "seriousness" classifications, and in that system, consensual oral sex with a minor is classified at the same "seriousness" level as non-consensual oral sex with an adult. Hence the combined entry for the two.

So the database entry was entirely correct. The murderer clearly couldn't read properly, but that appears not to be an isolated issue...

Oh, and @ Jon Green, get over yourself. Moral outrage by proxy is one of humanity's most pointless endeavours.

Warner to back a single HD disc format?

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Don't know if I'm a typical consumer

but despite having invested in an HD TV this year (simply because we wanted to move to a flat screen that could hook up to a PC) I have absolutely no intention of buying an HD disk player. DVDs look and sound great to me, the films currently available on HD formats are uninspiring, and my cable box allows me to watch on demand for a fraction of the price.

The shift from VHS tape to DVD video was worth making for speed, convenience and quality improvements; the move to an HD disk is simply not attractive enough for me.

Google's next web toolkit thinks it's better than you

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@ Lexx

Indeed. As the marchers in Edinburgh put it on their banner in 2003, "Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity".

Tiscali in shock customer satisfaction win

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@ Tee Jay

That really is a great summary of Virgin from my experience. Great network, overpriced, terrible company. I mean really, really dreadful company. Shame, because Telewest were okay.

Catholic schism over mobile icons

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@ Will Leamon

Never mind a thesaurus, you need a dictionary son. Look up "cult". Merriam-Webster says "a system of religious beliefs and ritual". Certain cults don't like being called cults, but that doesn't change what they are.

Duncan Hothersall
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@ Dave Thompson

The Other Steve's comments might have offended you, but they certainly weren't baseless. In fact, there is evidence to support every one of his assertions. I think what you meant was that you didn't like them; fair enough.

Canadian loses $20K in phony eBay sale

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@ Herbys

Sorry, but "the majority of products at eBay are either fakes or scams" is just bollocks. You might have had a valid point, but as soon as I read that sort of hyperbole, I moved on. What a crock.

Frontline Wireless matches Google with 700-MHz bid

Duncan Hothersall

Ugh

I suspect Google is planning to deoperationalize them.

Secret mailing list rocks Wikipedia

Duncan Hothersall

A ripened sock

Well I usually find stories about Wikipedia entertaining, but there's something especially lovely about an organisation which dismisses its detractors as "ripened socks".

Nothing new here of course. Plenty of real-world organisations have an idealist basis and an avowed intention to do good, but end up doing nothing but in-fighting because control over what is done has become more important than what is done. Human nature innit.

British teens score a C in international science poll

Duncan Hothersall
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Chinese Taipei?

First time I've seen El Reg use that political sidestep to describe Taiwan. Any reason for it?

O2 gets 225 guinea pigs drunk by phone

Duncan Hothersall

Like a dog that speaks Norwegian...

...this is a marvellous, inventive and unusual achievement which seems like a hugely attractive prospect but sadly lacks any useful application.

Microsoft on the hunt for 'serious' Windows flaw

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@ Colin Millar

Ah, pisspoor DTD design is at the heart of so many problems. Content in an attribute? This is very short-sighted. And what happens just after a trip to the loo when <myarse /> actually IS empty? Is the user manual going to tell me I have to shove a gerbil up there just to be able to parse?

Okay, I'll stop now.

Duncan Hothersall
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@ Vulpes Vulpes

Oh aye, you're expecting me to believe that your arse is always empty?

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