* Posts by Little Mouse

1448 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Dec 2014

FBI seizes $3.6bn in Bitcoin after New York 'tech couple' arrested over Bitfinex robbery

Little Mouse

Re: So, Lisa Monaco nabbed Ilya Lichtenstein

Which reminds me, where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?

Photon fantastic: James Webb Space Telescope spies its first starlight

Little Mouse

Re: Fake...

When the colouring is based on specific criteria (e.g. by mathematically shifting the wavelength to a more eye-friendly range), then the images are definitely not a mere "artist's impression". They're as "real" as any other processed photo (and all photos are processed in some way)

Isn't it true though that some of the famous Hubble images were coloured to make them look that bit more impressive, rather than to add scientific value?

Nothing to scoff at: Crisps and nuts biz KP Snacks smacked in ransomware hack attack

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Meh

Re: Windoze security as service

</yawn...>

Working in Arm's engineering team? You're probably happy with your pay rise

Little Mouse

Re: "our people are core to our success"

Completely stupid? But have you ever been there when the headcount needs to be reduced?

I've seen many rounds of corporate "rightsizing" at several companies over the years, and in my experience the IT teams are always considered the most expendable and replaceable.

It's dumb, short-term thinking to be sure, but it's still what happens.

Machine learning the hard way: IBM Watson's fatal misdiagnosis

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Re: Elementary my dear Watson...

Pub Quiz factoid: In the books, Holmes actually said ‘Exactly, my dear Watson’, on more than one occasion.

Little Mouse

Re: Watson

"1.5.4. A simple source of citrus fruit"

Silk could tie up all-but-unbreakable encryption, say South Korean boffins

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Just like Tom Cruise's balls?

I remember being impressed by the shiny wooden balls in Minority Report. The idea of using wood to create a non-tech and impossible to reproduce token made a lot of sense.

Sounds like similar thinking with the silk, albeit easier to carry around.

Meta says it's building world's largest AI supercomputer out of Nvidia, AMD chips

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Ah - but Zuck's will be the largest "AI" supercomputer. Whatever that means.

Maybe someone finally created a genuine AI whilst I wasn't looking, and now it's a pissing contest to see who has the largest one?

Behold! The first line of defence for 25% of the US nuclear stockpile: Dolphins

Little Mouse

It makes sense to use Dolphins as the last line of defence.

We'll know we're in trouble if they attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner'.

IBM finally finds a private equiteer willing to purchase Watson Health

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Trollface

Re: “IBM remains committed to Watson"

Agreed. How about an icon depicting Aslan on the altar, or the Lyle's Golden Syrup logo?

Dog forgets all about risk of drowning in a marsh as soon as drone dangles a sausage

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One question...

Given that time was a factor historical in this life and death situation, was it strictly necessary to cook the sausage first?

COVID-19 was a generational opportunity for change at work – and corporate blew it

Little Mouse

Same here.

And another real benefit is that our new IT hires no longer need to be from within commute distance of a local office. We can realistically hire anyone from anywhere, and we have done.

That said, we're neither London based, nor have a single head-office that the minions are expected to doff their caps to. There is no central seat of power, so to speak, so we don't have the kind of corporate culture described in the article.

Umbrella company Parasol Group confirms cyber attack as 'root cause' of prolonged network outage

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Re: Mystery

If you're inside of IR35 and not planning on contracting for too long, then it's typically neither cost effective nor an efficient use of your time to set up your own company.

Also, every company I've contracted for has insisted that I am on someone's payroll (for liability reasons apparently - I've no idea if that's BS or not though). Being a sole trader simply wasn't an acceptable option to them.

Alien life on Super-Earth can survive longer than us due to long-lasting protection from cosmic rays

Little Mouse

Re: "Earth’s magnetic field will disappear in 6.2 billion years or so"

We are #2:

We're already regarding super-earths with envious eyes.

Then slowly, surely, we'll draw our plans against them.

Microsoft hires law firm to review sexual harassment policies, probe gender discrimination

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Alert

Carry On Probing - tonight on ITV3 at 7:00pm

Law firm Letch, Fiddler & Shoveitin review the sexual harassment and gender discrimination policies and practices of a troubled tech giant.

to a soundtrack of swanee whistles and Sid James style laughter.

Ceefax replica goes TITSUP* as folk pine for simpler times

Little Mouse

Re: I miss the jokes

There were also user forums of a limited kind too. I've no idea how their comments made it from the users' living rooms onto the tellybox though - this was way before email and SMS were a thing. Did you have to physically send them in by Royal Mail?

Fugitive mafioso evaded cops for two decades until he was spotted on Google Street View

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Headmaster

Re: Fugitive mafiosi evaded cops for two decades

Damn - I came here to say the same thing but you beat me to it. Instead you can have this related Pub-Quiz factoid to impress your friends:

The singular of scampi is scampo.

The year ahead in technology fail: You knew they were bad, now they're going to prove it

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Flame

Re: Nothing to see

Was it just me that read "the self-propelled pyrobot"?

I'd definitely buy one of those....

ASUS recalls motherboards that flame out thanks to backwards capacitors

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Coat

Shocking.

Some errors fill the screen. And some come from the .NET Framework

Little Mouse
Boffin

Now I'm going to be scratching my head wondering what it is that's so special about the 3rd hour of parking that it costs an extra 10 pence.

Predictive Dirty Dozen: What will and won't happen in 2022 (unless it doesn’t/does)

Little Mouse

"you will wake up to find a QR code tattooed onto your privates"

A wrinkly ball-sack QR code could prove to be a bit of a challenge.

It's hard enough flattening the bar code on a packet of crisps so it can be read by the supermarket scanner.

Humanity has officially touched the Sun (or, at least, one of its probes has)

Little Mouse

Well done, Parker

F.A.B.

Microsoft Defender for Endpoint laid low. Not by malware, but by another buggy Windows patch

Little Mouse

Re: Microsoft...

So it seems. Only affecting Server Core is quite something.

Wasn't a big selling point of Core that it was a pared-back version of Server without all the unnecessary bolt-ons & bloat? i.e. Far fewer things could go wrong with it?

Earth's wobbly companion is probably the result of a lunar impact, reckon space boffins

Little Mouse
Headmaster

So where does that leave us?

Technically speaking, should the Earth still be classed as a planet if it hasn't cleared its orbit of space-detritus?

Like nuclear fusion, funding of IT on the basis of revenue generation is just around the corner, Gartner says

Little Mouse

Wuh?

"digitally transform their value proposition"

I just asked my boss if we'd done this. He told me not take the piss.

UK Treasury and Bank of England starting to sound serious about 'Britcoin'

Little Mouse

Re: National Infrastructure

I doubt that it is even expected to leave the ground. I fail to see any actual point in creating a sovereign cryptocoin.

But there's clearly gravy to be had in consultancy & development etc.

Blizzard co-leader Jen Oneal leaps into escape pod after just three months in the role

Little Mouse

Re: Oh yeah, I am hopeful as all f@#$

Agreed - If you remove all the flowery language from her statement she's basically saying that leaving is her main priority and figuring out what to do after that is only of secondary concern.

IT outsourcing: SLAs, patches – and how uptime funk's going to get to you

Little Mouse

"the global IT outsourcing market brought in $318.5bn (£232.5bn) in 2019"

According to the report linked, this figure was the size of the outsourcing market, not "added value" created by outsourcing.

No money was "brought in" as such. It was just siphoned off elsehere.

Mind your Ps and queues: Bork makes a visit to the A&E

Little Mouse

Re: City hospital?

Never accuse a Brummie of being a Northerner.

I remember when a visiting MP made a speech in Birmingham, and enthused about being "up north". The Evening Mail really went to town on that one. The letters page absolutely lit up with reader indignation.

Little Mouse

She's probably wondering why she got out of bed at all.

Acer expands its antimicrobial PC offerings – with caveat they may not offer any protection

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Coffee/keyboard

I don't think this product is targeted at people like me

My keyboard looks like this -------------------------->

and my mouse could do with a good wipe too. Meh - Maybe tomorrow.

Opt-out is the right approach for sharing your medical records with researchers

Little Mouse

Unfortunately, I simply don't trust those responsible to treat my data so that it is used for the common good.

"Assumed consent", as I understand things, means giving your consent for your records to be shared and around & sold on to pretty much anyone at all who wants to take a look, for whatever reason.

Mobile mobile museum looks to chart the history of portable phones

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Coat

Hitting the streets...

Are they popping up in a Mobile Phone Booth?

UK's Civil Aviation Authority hashing out rules for crash-proof cargo pods on drones

Little Mouse

Re: Crash proof how?

It sounds like this is mean to address what happens to the cargo after such a sudden loss of drone integrity. I'm not sure what kind of scenario they are trying to cover though:

If your cargo is transplant organs, or eggs, then you'll want them to survive the ordeal 100% intact.

If your cargo is plutonium or novichok, you'll need to ensure that your cargo stays completely sealed.

If your cargo is cash or other valuables - you'll need to ensure the bad guys can't get at it.

There's also the issue of minimising any collateral damage to people & property from plummeting cargo.

etc

Dunno how far they'll get with just 50K though... Bubble-wrap & parachutes maybe.

Crank up the volume on that Pixies album: Time to exercise your Raspberry Pi with an... alternative browser

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Alert

"I imagine it'll be pretty simple to fix"

Experience has taught me to Never - EVER - voice this opinion out loud to anyone on the outside of my immediate professional circle.

Stressed-out IT workers, software devs – we're not being funny but have you tried rebooting your breathing?

Little Mouse

A mere sticking plaster

Unfortunately, I've seen with my own eyes how "Mindfulness" mumbo like this is dished out to people as the solution to their mental health issues. Unqualified but well meaning pastoral carers - e.g. at schools - then don't even notice if someone has actually come to them with a genuine mental health issue that warrants further attention from someone actually who knows what they are doing, because they believe that Mindfulness, Breathing Apps and "boosting confidence" are the cure for all mental ailments.

We can all benefit from a bit of personal time-out, to be sure, but breathing slowly etc only helps to lessen the symptoms of whatever it is that is actually ailing you. It doesn't address the underlying problems.

Tech widens the educational divide. And I should know – I'm a teacher in a pandemic

Little Mouse

Re: No difference between grammar & comprehensive

"The rules end at the school gate." Well, almost...

At my old school, if you were seen dicking around in public whilst wearing your uniform, you'd definitely get a bollocking the next day for casting the school in a bad light.

I imagine most schools today would have a similar attitude.

Little Mouse

Re: No difference between grammar & comprehensive

There was no obligation to wear uniform at home from my child's school, and quite rightly too, but she would still clip her school tie onto whatever she was wearing that day whilst in "school mode". Bless.

If it were possible to evade facial-recognition systems using just subtle makeup, it might look something like this

Little Mouse
Holmes

I'm not exactly surprised by this

Wearing makeup can change what you look like.

SAP 'investigating' after viral video allegedly shows anti-mask employee coughing on shoppers

Little Mouse

Re: Fake vax certificate

Not quite "random" - They've submitted all that data to a website that they know to be unequivocally dishonest, and that could cash in for a second time with a juicy bit of blackmail if it so wanted...

Council culture: Software test leads to absurd local planning SNAFU

Little Mouse

Re: Approving development without being bribed?

I was going to post something about IT staff being cheaper to bribe, but of course in reality your typical IT custodian actually has a good measure of genuine integrity, unlike a number of Councillors that I allegedly may or may not have had the pleasure of working under.

Guntrader breach perp: I don't think it's a crime to dump 111k people's details online in Google Earth format

Little Mouse

Quick Straw Poll...?

"Ernie" will probably read this, so maybe "they" would be interested in general public opinion:

Upvote for "Irresponsible little miscreant"

Downvote for "Responsible journalist & moral crusader"

China's biggest chipmaker to build colossal chip factory

Little Mouse
WTF?

Re: Fantastic news...

Apparently, they are needed for "quotidian devices".

Nope - me neither.

Norwegian student tracks Bluetooth headset wearers by wardriving around Oslo on a bicycle

Little Mouse

Re: So this 1 guy

Think "network packets". Big numbers of those are definitely to be expected.

'No peeing towards Russia' sign appears on country's Arctic border with Norway

Little Mouse

Re: "No peeing towards Russia."

No need to travel - You can pee towards Russia from wherever you are. And you can aim in the direction of any country you want.

My toilets point south from the UK. Make of that what you will

Pi calculated to '62.8 trillion digits' with a pair of 32-core AMD Epyc chips, 1TB RAM, 510TB disk space

Little Mouse

So you really can tie up all of a machine's compute power by making it calculate PI?

Captain Kirk was right after all!

Little Mouse

Re: they are now the last known digits of Pi

Back in the low-precision 80's, my old maths teacher would often boast that his friend knew PI to *20* (gasp!) decimal places, expecting us all to be amazed.

I never understood why, if he was genuinely actually that impressed about it, he didn't just sit down one night and commit them to memory himself. Or hell, even go one better and learn it to 25, or 30, or maybe something really huge.

Electrocution? All part of the service, sir!

Little Mouse

Re: Nordic electrocution

A larger training is set required, methinks. But nice try anyway.