* Posts by Little Mouse

1448 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Dec 2014

World's richest man posts memes as $44b Twitter acquisition veers off course

Little Mouse

Re: Waah

And unfortunately now we're in an era where I challenge you to name more than one current journo. And even if you can, how many of those do you jump straight to when they've published something new?

Little Mouse

Re: Waah

"The whistling detective who sits on a barge"?

The end of Morse was comedy gold.

IT manager's 'think outside the box' edict was, for once, not (only) a revolting cliché

Little Mouse

Re: protective film? That was a privacy screen

I've trained my co-workers to never -ever- touch my screen. With anything.

They might not have a problem with their own screens looking like they've been smeared with vaseline & lard, but that's because they're animals.

Little Mouse
Headmaster

Re: "make static electricity a menace"

If it was pink AND clear, you'd both be right.

(My chemistry teacher used to go to great lengths to drum into us that Colourless and Clear are not the same thing)

Evernote's fall from grace is complete, with sale to Italian app maker

Little Mouse

Re: Irrelevant

Looks like some "disruption" may be just around the corner...

"another reason Evernote may have lost its luster over the past few years: A lack of new features."

New Features. Because that's what we're all crying out for from a Notepad app, right?

AI analysis of dinosaur tracks suggests 'predator' may have been a herbivore

Little Mouse

Re: An analysis of the tracks

Or Commentards running away from the new Moderators before their comments get airbrushed from history again?

Little Mouse

If you need to know ANYTHING about dinosaurs...

I've said it before and I'll say it again - If you want definitive dinosaur-related knowledge, just ask a 9-year old.

Let's get a group of them to analyse the footprints too. I'd love to see how their results compare with both the AI and the experts.

Swiss bankers warn: Three quarters of retail Bitcoin investors are in the red

Little Mouse

"Three quarters..."

...and counting.

Looking for a holiday DIY project? Build your own pen-plotter, for under $15

Little Mouse

Re: Sweet

Seconded. We want more Boffins-in-Sheds articles.

Husband and wife nuclear warship 'spy' team get 20 years each

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Boffin

Re: Damn!

I've got the plans & parts for an Interociter, if anyone's interested?

I'm happy paying Twitter eight bucks a month because price isn't the same as value

Little Mouse
Facepalm

Re: keep paying the rent

"Says the person who has been using it for 15 years."

...and who therefore presumably has 15 years of actual experience to make a well-informed statement on the matter.

Sizewell C nuclear plant up for review as UK faces financial black hole

Little Mouse

Re: Daft

Can anyone else remember...?

I don't know about coal or gas, but I definitely had a kids' Big Book of Facts in the late 70's that said the oil reserves would run out in 40 years,

Xiaomi reveals bonkers phone with bolted-on Leica lens that will make you look like a dork

Little Mouse

Re: Doesn't work

But you definitely wouldn't want to (or be able to) hold onto those little clip-on lenses that the OP is referring to, so the downvotes seem a bit harsh.

Little Mouse

Re: Doesn't work

In this case though, the lens is bonkers large, which might actually help.

As any photography fule kno - with "proper" cameras you hold the lens, not the body.

Machine learning research in acoustics could open up multimodal metaverse

Little Mouse

My first thoughts on reading the article were that this should just be a straight-up maths problem, no ML required. The audio equivalent of raytracing, if you like.

My intuition tells me that this scenario might be too complex for a ML model as there are simply too many variables. Literally any number of objects, of any shape, of any material, in any location, in a room that itself could be any shape, and size and any material. How would you format the training data in any meaningful way?

AI-driven creativity gives overpowered PCs something worthwhile to do, at last

Little Mouse

"Man sits in front of PC and works for 8 hours"

I'll just type that in at the start of the day. Easiest wage ever.

To make this computer work, users had to press a button. Why didn't it work? Guess

Little Mouse

Re: Bad design

"Sounds like a USB cable."? Uh - uh.

As has been said before on this very site, USB cables always take three attempts.

The first try always fails, so flip it over. 2nd try also fails, so flip back over again and.. Presto!!

Little Mouse

Re: Bad design

Never? I bet it helped you figure out how to securely wrap a towel around your waist.

Founder of zero-emissions truck venture Nikola found guilty of $1b fraud

Little Mouse

Re: enthusiastic salesperson who never intended to defraud anyone

Well, no salespeople would be safe anyway. In my book that's a win.

Little Mouse

Re: No mention of Hindenburg?

Agreed. We need more publications to be "Biting the hand that feeds I.T."...

Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

Little Mouse

Re: But I DO want to know!

Little Chef had a particularly annoying advert 30+years ago. They played that fucking song continuously on repeat when I was there once.

If you can remember the one I mean, apologies for the ear worm...

"Welllll, I'd like eggs & bacon. I'd like toast & jam..."

Little Mouse

Re: Not just in IT

Stupid Confession #2: Before Google & company mobile phones, I borrowed a company car to attend a lunchtime medical appointment. Got there OK, parked up, but was unable to remove the key from the ignition. I couldn't leave it in the carpark like that, so had to drive back to the office, leave it very insecurely in the office carpark, and had to confess my ignorance to the carpool guy.

Turns out there's a button next to the keyhole that you need to press to remove they key. Who knew?

Little Mouse

Re: anything that plugs into a wall....

An old-school fireman once logged a ticket asking for more standard issue socks.

This was back in the late 90's when the concept of a centralised help desk was quite new. They guy needed some help, so he rang the Help desk. You can't argue with the logic, really.

(Sadly I wasn't able to help. I wasn't even able to point him towards the right team. Luckily we both saw the funny side.)

Japan space agency blows up eight satellites aboard Epsilon rocket

Little Mouse

Re: Sensitive image

There's a lot of people down there. I bet some of them were up to no good when the shots were taken.

Now you can't even scale Mount Everest without a drone buzzing overhead

Little Mouse

Re: Not enough people in those shots

The main climbing season is very short. Literally just a couple of months long. I guess they just avoided the rush hour.

But going off-season would presumably be more difficult for drones too (colder, harsher conditions, less daylight, etc)

Self-imposed climate change may have killed Martian life

Little Mouse

Re: almost twice as far as Earth from the Sun

Agreed - This story does smack of shoehorning the Anthropogenic Climate Change narrative into a situation that can be readily and better explained with known parameters.

Climate Change is real - even sceptical ol' me can accept that, but making it the de facto angle for every single science article is getting a bit tired. And if you have to blame aliens to give your theory any weight, you've got to wonder if maybe you're approaching the science from the wrong angle.

The new GPU world order is beginning to take shape

Little Mouse

"but I would like to play with ray tracing"

After "playing with ray-tracing" on my co-pro'd 386DX back in 1992, I could weep reading that.

Business can't make staff submit to video surveillance, says court

Little Mouse

I suspect that they were completely ignorant to the the fact that the rest of the free world actually has different employment laws to the US.

And by different I mean "sane".

Amazon halts work on ‘Scout’ delivery-bot that delivered parcels no faster than humans

Little Mouse

Re: " we worked to create a unique delivery experience"

"pissing off the customer"...

I think you mean: supplying an Armitage Shanks experience...?

Boffins hunt and kill cockroaches with machine vision laser

Little Mouse

Re: Scaling?

Mynah? Phew - My mistake. In that case fry the undeserving little fuckers.

Little Mouse

Re: Scaling?

Miner birds?

I'd feel bad killing any animal that might actually talk back to me.

Little Mouse

re bastards

i wonder what archy and mehitabel would have had to say about these recent leaps forward in science

IT management giant DXC confirms takeover interest

Little Mouse

Poor bastards.

As if working for DXC wasn't already bad enough recently, the employees who are still left now have the fun of new owners & the inevitable shake up that always brings.

DoJ ‘very disappointed’ with probation sentence for Capital One hacker Paige Thompson

Little Mouse

Re: Whose fault is it?

No victim blaming to see here. The victims of this debacle were the individuals whose data was compromised. And according to a court of law, Capital One absolutely were culpable in this.

Physics Nobel Prize in a superposition between three quantum physicists

Little Mouse

Re: Measuring a property does not set it...

If physics was just a series of "logical" deductions extrapolated from flawed assumptions, we'd have had it all sorted out a long time ago.

Unfortunately for your arguments, the actual* cornerstones of modern Physics are: lots and lots of hard to understand Maths, the scientific method, and the results of a few centuries of replicable experimentation.

Caveat - IANAP either. Actual physicists are more than welcome to correct the above paragraph as necessary.

Arm job cuts hit UK harder than global rationalization

Little Mouse

"Arm is about people"

Almost every company I've ever worked for claimed to be "about the people", up until the moment where honouring that statement required more than just cheap words and press releases.

India's Mars Orbiter Mission loses contact, burns all fuel, deemed 'non-recoverable'

Little Mouse
Headmaster

"Unrecoverable" would be my guess.

Fixing an upside-down USB plug: A case of supporting the insupportable

Little Mouse

Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

I once accidentally used a whiteboard marker to label a stack of CD-R's.

Once the disk started spinning the ink made a very pretty chromatography-style pattern all the way to the edge of the disk, and presumably all over the insides of the CD-Drive as well.

Little Mouse

Re: Can't put my finger on it

The "something missing" is - "...for that is not his name..."

How on earth did the editors let that omission through? Heads should roll!

Scientists, why not simply invent a working fusion plant using $50m from Uncle Sam

Little Mouse

Re: I've already got a working fusion power source

I propose that we increase the power output of the sun.

That'd be far more effective than the tiny incremental efficiency gains we're getting from solar panels, and only slightly less feasible than getting fusion up and running in less than a decade for a mere $50,000,000.

HDD Clicker gizmo makes flash sound like spinning rust

Little Mouse
Trollface

Re: Voyage (back to my childhood) home

Team ZX81 here. I've dished out an up and a down. :)

It's like I'm back in the school playground again.

Ex-eBay execs jailed for cyberstalking web critics

Little Mouse

These guys are rightly being held accountable for their appalling actions.

The corporate culture though must have been something akin to a cult for any group of people to go to such inappropriate lengths on behalf of their company.

Just how deep has the rot set, I wonder?

This rope-laying, ever-growing robot may one day explore your blood vessels

Little Mouse
Coat

Nano dental floss for those hard-to-reach back teeth? Friction would be ideal.

Save the whales – with, uh, artificial intelligence?

Little Mouse

Re: Stole

Think in terms of human speech. It would be a mammoth undertaking to manually pinpoint exactly what it is that makes a dialect or accent unique. Consider how a Brummie accent differs from a Scouse. Or how about something more subtle - e.g. Norfolk vs Somerset, or Australia vs New Zealand?

This is something that Machine Learning should be able to excel at. Feed the computer lots of examples and let it figure out for itself what the unique identifiers (or combinations thereof) are. From the article it sounds like they've done exactly that, albeit for whale song (which I understand is a *lot* more complex than one might at first assume).

Unfortunately, that does mean that people are going to start labelling it an "AI", cos it's all the same thing innit?

India reportedly asks smartphone makers to add local satnav silicon

Little Mouse

"India's smartphone market is dominated by modestly priced devices."

Obviously "modestly priced" means "cheaper", but what are the numbers?

What sort of prices are we talking about? And what do you get for your money, compared to the UK/US markets?

This hero probe will smash into an asteroid to see if we can deflect future killer rocks

Little Mouse

Re: Giant rubber balls in space

Another Philae lander perhaps? That little dude bounced all over the place.

Darth Vader voice actor James Earl Jones allows AI to take over the role

Little Mouse

Re: I predict lots of new laws to protect media cartels IP from this "Legal minefield".

No new laws are required yet. This technology is only reproducing the "sound" of Vader's voice, not the content.

This has been done with JEJ's permission don't forget. There will be a contract in place to cover who gets paid, and under what circumstances.

How you can and can't use voices that sound just like famous individuals is already well covered too. We've had impersonators for as log as we've had celebrities, but you try using a pretend Morgan Freeman voice without permission in your latest TV Ad campaign, and see how far that gets you.

Words in isolation don't have a legal status. It's what you do with them that matters.