* Posts by Little Mouse

1448 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Dec 2014

That's not a TP-Link access point, it's a… vacuum?

Little Mouse

That's called "Plausible Deniability"

"Four suction modes and a tissue dispenser" would be so much more difficult to justify.

Cloudflare engineer broke rules – and a customer's website – with traffic throttle

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"Blame Free Culture"

That's a phrase that gets misused too often by companies. Hopefully not in this case though.

I've only worked at one place that officially had a Blame Free Culture, and plenty of others that just naturally didn't feel the need to blame individuals for faults and errors unless it was genuinely deserved.

The place with the official policy used to go to a lot of effort to identify exactly who it was that we shouldn't all blame, and made sure that everyone new who it was that wasn't getting blamed. They even held high-level meetings to discuss the individuals who weren't being blamed, because, officially, they were so caring and people-focused.

Glasgow staff form UK's first Apple union after historic vote

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The Secret...?

UK employment laws that can and will bite companies where it hurts if they break them?

McDonald's pulls plug on Wi-Fi, starts playing classical music to soothe yobs

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Re: Even them playing classical music ...

A couple of decades ago anyway, the main McD's in Melbourne city centre actually had a secure sharps-bin attached to the wall in the gents.

Oh, 07734! Internet Archive debuts vintage calculator emulator

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Re: [TI & HP] were allowed into college entrance exams and various standardized tests

* Casio FX-85N *

(Courtesy of a lazy lunch-hour & Google images)

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Headmaster

Re: [TI & HP] were allowed into college entrance exams and various standardized tests

I can vividly picture the school-sanctioned calculator that we were allowed for 'A' level exams in the Midlands back in the late 80's, but I can't for the life of me remember the make or model. The exam boards were understandably strict when it came to preventing cheating in exams using new-fangled "programmable" technology, so this model wasn't programmable or have graphics (neither of which would have been allowed back then).

It was possible to store eight (or ten?) twelve-digit values in variables/registers though, and a creative person <cough!> could hide some quite useful "memory aids" encoded into the 100-ish numeric characters available.

Windows 10 paid downloads end but buyers need not fear ISO-lation

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Re: Bridge For Sale

If there are still hangers-on out there who want to upgrade to Win10, it can still be done for "free".

When it first rolled out, Windows 10 was officially available as a free upgrade for a year, for users with valid WIn7 or Win8 installations. But after that year passed, Microsoft never shut down the free upgrade path - and it's still possible to upgrade for free even now* (well, this time last year anyway, which was when I gave it a go)

There are plenty of How-to guides online to step you through the process.

A legal grey-area maybe (Or not - heh), but Microsoft are definitely turning a blind eye.

Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

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Re: What a load of cobblers

Dieting really is cruel if you're addicted to overeating. You have to both eat AND be in control of your addiction 24/7. Smokers and drinkers ultimately have the option to go cold turkey, but you can't just "give up" food.

How many recovering alcoholics would manage to stay sober if they had to have a drink each day, I wonder?

Surely you can't be serious: Airbus close to landing fully automated passenger jets

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Coat

Re: reducing the crew cost of operating the plane

Just rename the Autopilot to "Full Self Driving Beta", to manage expectations...?

Games Workshop once again battles scariest monster of all: ERP gone wrong

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Catch-22?

Sounds like they should have used a decent ERP system to manage the accounting, procurement, project management, risk management, compliance, supply chain operations, etc, needed to implement a decent ERP system...

Scientists tricked into believing fake abstracts written by ChatGPT were real

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"Is it not the point of the journals...?"

Hah - It is, but only in the same sense that it's the point of estate agents to provide "quality" housing.

With enough people providing a product, and enough people queuing up to buy it, they can just sit back and let the fees roll in from both sides. Minimal effort required.

Robot seal tested for stress relief on pretend Mars mission

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A seal?

Sounds a bit random for a space mission.

How about a Skipper the Eye-child robot instead?

That NHS England patient data platform procurement, FDP, is live. And worth up to £480m

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Headmaster

Re: It's just another asset to be sold

@Ali Dodd - You are "H", and I claim my £5.

2002 video streaming patent holder sues Amazon and Twitch

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Headmaster

Re: Patently

#1 Last time I looked, anyone can file a patent. You don't need to be rich.

#2 "if the adventure goes tits up, they can do some patent trolling". It's not "patent trolling" when you defend your rights to your own IP, as per your example.

India partners with private company to sell ads to commuters via railway Wi-Fi

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more than 1.1 million unique users...

“RailTel’s Public Wi-Fi network records more than 1.1 million unique users per day."

But how many of those actually manage to stay connected for more than a few seconds?

And how many of those are genuine interactive connections, as opposed to auto-connects to a known network despite the phone never leaving the users pocket?

My experience of similar Free WiFi on UK public transport is that it's invariably shit and not worth the frustration. How does that compare to India's setup?

Forget the climate: Steep prices the biggest reason EV sales aren't higher

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"a strong desire to reduce refueling costs"

Numbers please.

For those of us who don't have access to free electricity, are EVs actually cheaper to run, mile for mile?

NASA infosec again falls short of required US government standard

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I guess there won't be any spontaneous whooping and cheering and slapping each other on the back today then.

Server installer fails to spot STOP button – because he wasn't an archaeologist

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We had an unprotected Big Red Stop Button located right next to the light switch just inside the machine room door. It was second nature to just walk in and hit the lights without even looking.

Amazingly, in the many years I was there, no-one ever tripped the whole room.

Two million year old DNA samples discovered, lodged in ancient sediment

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Re: It's the Ice Age/Jurassic Park crossover we've been waiting for

Besides, "Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs".

Just sayin'.

Weep for the cybercriminals who fell for online scams and lost $2.5m last year

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"banned from the sites for being dishonest."

I had to read that line a couple of times, and still can't stop smiling.

North Korea hits new low by using Seoul Halloween tragedy to exploit Internet Explorer zero-day

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I'm not cross, North Korea, just disappointed.

Woman fakes pregnancy to smuggle hundreds of CPUs, iPhones into China

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Facepalm

Re: Was expecting to see

Sub-head: "Now that's what we call Intel Inside"

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Coat

Re: Won't that set off metal detectors?

You can't be putting pins in a baby. Even for Science.

Little Mouse

There's an art to looking convincingly pregnant, one lost on the majority of TV actors. There's so much more to it than just having a fake bump.

Similarly, it's fun to see when they try to disguise someone's real-life pregnancy on TV by hiding the bump with conveniently-placed props, forgetting that the way the person walks and stands just screams out "Pregnant person!".

TSA to expand facial recognition across America

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Hardly new, though?

There have been similar setups at International airports, where you feed the machine your passport and stare blankly at the camera until it lets you though the gate (or not), for years, Shirley?

"Staff are still on standby, however, for final verification."

Half the queues quickly get gummed up, waiting for an overworked member of staff to override the fault. Just like at Sainsbury's self-checkout.

Two signs in the comms cabinet said 'Do not unplug'. Guess what happened

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Re: Don't forget mischief

Perhaps connect the switch to a trapdoor in the ceiling*, thus dropping an anvil, or piano, onto the head of the offender.

* Floor based trapdoors, with gravity time-delay, could also be considered.

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Re: Thank $DEITY for El Reg Commentards

We need an El-Reg equivalent of Viz's "Luckily, we all saw the funny side."

Thus ensuring all stories have a proper ending, rather than left with loose ends flapping about as is the current trend.

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Re: At a Polytechnic I used to work at,....

If she was using a VAX that'd make total sense.

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Re: Don't forget mischief

Some people are simply compelled to press the button or touch the wet paint. They literally can't stop themselves.

I live with one such individual. It certainly makes life interesting.

Twenty years on, command-line virus scanner ClamAV puts out version 1

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Re: Charming

I quite like the United Kingdom. I also quite like the United States. But which one is best?

There's only one way to find out.

Huawei teases bonkers gadget combo

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Re: Overthinking this now

Maybe they should store the buds on the strap so that they press into the inside of your wrist.

It'd be the perfect watch if you've "left the house with your smartwatch on, but forgotten your earbuds" AND get frequently get travel sickness.

Iterable co-founder claims he was ousted because of racial discrimination, not LSD use

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Re: As an employer...

"I didn't care how stoned they were"

That'd depend on what they did whilst they were stoned, surely?

A coder who keeps his head down, only to re-appear a few hours later with a keyboard-imprint-of-shame on his face might be something you could turn a blind-eye to. A CEO actively putting off investors to the detriment of the company is quite another.

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Re: So, um, let me just clear one thing out

Even CEO's should exercise a little discretion in these matters. Turning up to a meeting with an investor or client when under the influence is never a clever move, whichever way you spin it.

Also, a quick Google reveals that Zhu was actually replaced by Andrew Boni as CEO.

JAXA: Research simulating life onboard ISS contained fabrications

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Re: Wider problem

I'm inclined to agree with you regarding Junior researchers - Those are literally schoolboy errors. The "deficiencies in informed consent and Ethics Review Committee approval" did it for me - You'd be unlikely to negotiate that minefield correctly the first time without some experienced guidance.

The falsification of data though - that's naughty no matter which way you look at it. No researcher goes down that road by accident.

If I was the client I'd definitely be wanting my money back.

Singapore branches out onto internet of trees

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Re: Upvote for the sub-head!

Not only the sub-head.

Isaac Asimov is probably spinning in his grave for not ending any of his stories with the "safe arbor" pun.

How not to test a new system: push a button and wait to see what happens

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Alternative Lesson: "Never turn anything off if..."

"you don't know how to turn it off"

FTFY

Bright light from black holes found to be caused by particle shock waves

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Mushroom

Re: It's empty in space

You are false data. ------------->

Quest VR glasses back on sale in Germany – but watchdog has eye on Meta

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Re: "the growing VR market"

Is it growing? There was clearly a speculative "boom" in VR a handful of years ago, but what has been the direction of the market since then?

(I'm asking about actual customer numbers and spend here. The corporate wanking of billion$ on a R&D vanity project that will never see the light of day does not count as a "growing market" in my book)

Elon Musk to abused Twitter users: Your tormentors are coming back

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Big Brother

Re: Twitter “poll”

" internet forum asking its users how it should be moderated"

A bit of moderation transparency would be welcome on at least one <cough!> site I can think of...

ESA names first Parastronaut: paralympian and aspiring surgeon John McFall

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The European Space Agency (ESA) announced its intake of 17 astronauts for 2022 on Wednesday"

Breaking news? I read about this on the BBC two days ago...

Meta links US military to fake social media influence campaigns

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Re: US Authority

Nice - And that's your own opinion, yes? What's the going rate per tweet/post/DM/whatever these days?.

I can't decide whether you creating a brand-new online account specifically to post that anti-US authorities comment in a story about online covert operations is ironic, sad, or absolute genius.

China declares victory over teenage video game addiction

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Re: I declare the end of energy issues..

You've lost me with the 'seriously shady "Chinese police stations"' reference.

Are you referring to compromised Chinese tech, or something more literal?

Massive energy storage system goes online in UK

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Dumb question time...

How much continual energy/power is required to keep a site like this up and running?

Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

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Re: We recieved one as a gift from a family member

We have a couple of Fire TV sticks, and the mic is contained in the remote, not the stick itself.

You need to press a physical button to activate the mic, so I assume that means it's not permanently listening. It'd be murder on the remote's batteries if it was.

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Facepalm

Re: The great turn off

Oh bugger - I didn't spot that. Is it beer O'Clock yet?

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FAIL

Re: The great turn off

Amazon persuaded us to turn ours off, by "improving" their free (with Prime) music service.

It used to happily play whatever you asked of it as long as it was in Amazon's free library.

A month or so ago they changed that. Now if you ask for a track or artist, it will play a random playlist of rubbish that you didn't want or ask for, possibly with the one you did want buried somewhere in the mix.

A bit like Heart FM, but without the creepy Big Brother surveillance.

NASA's meteor avoidance plan for James Webb Space Telescope: Turn it around

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Re: WTF?

I'm pretty sure that this would have been completely expected and no surprise to anyone involved. But it's all just theory until you've got some hard-won numbers to work with. Which they now have, thanks to the big target in space.

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Re: The Mirror Crack'd

Yes - Statistics & probabilities.

The OP's front windscreen will get struck far more than the rear over time.

Job 1: Get the boss on the network. Job 2: Figure out why Job 1 broke the network for everyone else

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Re: I hope it was only the WiFi

...apart from the screaming as all the rides span faster and faster out of control(!)

But anyway - Why were the public and staff on the same WiFi network?