* Posts by Snorlax

710 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Dec 2014

Apple iOS 11 security 'downgrade' decried as 'horror show'

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Re: What The AF?

As I understood the article, the issue is that the Stasi can:

1. take your phone

2. demand the pass code...

I refer you to my last comment:

"And of course it's all based on the theory that an attacker has physical access to your unlocked phone."

So, again, how is this news? It's just a bunch of Russians trying to sell some phone hacking software.

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Re: What The AF?

"Exactly!

You get it - there's nothing to see here."

It's just a sales pitch by Elcomsoft. I took a minute to read their blog post and, surprise surprise, they advertise their products 'iOS Forensic Toolkit', 'Elcomsoft Phone Breaker' and 'Elcomsoft Phone Viewer'.

And of course it's all based on the theory that an attacker has physical access to your unlocked phone.

If that happens you're fucked whether you're using iOS or Android.

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Re: Apple's security model is utterly broken

"Posting this here because it's vaguely relevant and I've been looking for an excuse to get it off my chest."

Nope, it's not even vaguely relevant.

You couldn't prove to Apple that you are who you claimed to be?

You then complain that Apple wouldn't give you immediate access to your account, despite you being unable to prove your identity to their satisfaction?

Come on...

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What The AF?

Sounds like a load of bollocks from Elcomsoft...

From the Apple Support link posted in the article:

"There is no way to recover your information or turn off Encrypt Backup if you lose or forget the password."

So if my phone is backed up to an encrypted archive on my PC or Mac, the Stasi can't do anything with it. The existing backup can't be compromised without great difficulty (as long as I didn't use 'password123' or similar as a password). I dunno if Elcomsoft have a product which deals with this issue, but I assume they do...

Scrolling down the page:

"If you can’t remember the password for your encrypted backup

You can’t restore an encrypted backup without its password. With iOS 11 or later, you can make a new encrypted backup of your device by resetting the password....

...You won't be able to use previous encrypted backups, but you can back up your current data using iTunes and setting a new backup password. "

So, to restate the obvious, your old backups are useless now that you don't know the password.

Apple is saying you can now connect your phone to iTunes and create a new encrypted backup using a new password of your liking - and Bob's your uncle.

What did I miss here?

High Court judge finds Morrisons supermarket liable for 2014 data leak

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Headmaster

Vicarious Liability?

It's been a while since I looked at a tort law book, but vicarious liability is fixed on an employer when the employee does something negligent in the course of his employment.

It's debatable whether the guy was acting in the course of his employment when he stole data to discredit his (ex-) employer. Sounds more like somebody 'on a frolic' to me, but I'm no High Court judge...

Baaa-d moooo-ve: Debian Linux depicts intimate cow-sheep action in ASCII artwork

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Proof...

...as if any was needed, that Linux users are humourless dolts.

Judge: You're getting an Apple data centre and you're going to like it

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Re: Separation of powers?

@Slx:"The reason they're not accepting the €13 billion is they do not believe it is owed and they are standing over their taxation system as not having made a corrupt little deal with Apple."

lol really. You believe that?

The reason the Irish government doesn't want the money is that they don't want to piss off Apple.

Apple decided that its shell companies (Apple Operations Europe) and ASI (Apple Sales International) are stateless and don't need to pay tax in Ireland; successive governments since the 80's have let this slide because jobs... Apple's effective tax rate in Ireland in 2014 was 0.005%

If that's not evidence of a corrupt little deal, I don't know what is.

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Separation of powers?

No surprise that the court found in favor of Apple, is it?

The country’s run by a morally bankrupt government, more concerned with collecting multinational tax-dodgers like Apple, Amazon and Google than improving the lives of its citizens.

For fucks sake, Apple owes the country €13billion yet the government doesn’t want it?

Who in their right mind turns down €13billion?

VR-bonkers Microsoft yanks plug out of Kinect

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Re: Fun Fact

What a tedious little pedant. You must be fun at parties.

Your position is that, contrary to what I wrote, Primesense didn’t develop the Kinect sensor?

You’ve still not proven that what I said is wrong.

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Re: Fun Fact

@TheVogon:"Kinect V2 (Xbox One) was Microsoft technology only. Primesense was Kinect V1 (Xbox 360)..."

Yeah, so what part of my statement was incorrect?

In a rush to look clever, some people fail to read what's actually in front of them...

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Fun Fact

The company which developed the Kinect sensor, Primesense, was bought by Apple a few years ago.

I suppose you could say Kinect will live on in the iPhone X's "notch" to facilitate Face ID.

UK's NHS to pilot 'Airbnb'-style care service in homeowners' spare rooms

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Re: I have a cunning business plan.

@macjules: Yep, I’d say that’s a pretty accurate forecast of how things would go.

Why doesn’t the NHS buy a disused warehouse and fill it with bunk beds?

Something along the lines of the Near-Death Star in Futurama...

Watership downtime: BadRabbit encrypts Russian media, Ukraine transport hub PCs

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Re: Ransom demands in BitCoin again

@HieronymusBloggs:"What makes you think they'd ban them one at a time, rather than just banning all cryptocurrency?"

Who are "they"?

What makes you think "they" would be able to ban all cryptocurrency in one fell swoop?

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Re: Ransom demands in BitCoin again

@Ken Hagan:"How long before the authorities decide that BitCoin's main use is in laundering the proceeds of crime and that anyone accepting BitCoin payments is an accessory?"

No big deal. Leaving aside Bitcoin, there are another 1194 (at the last count) other cryptocurrencies.

A new currency, Metronome, was announced today; it can hop between blockchains, so that should make the game of whack-a-mole all the more interesting...

Security pros' advice to consumers: 'We dunno, try 152 things'

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Re: WTF, security isn't a users responsibility....

@Amos1:”One of my favorite questions to ask prospective vendor is this:

"Do you have people dedicated to IT Security or is security everyone's job?"

The dumb ones answer "It's everyone's job!" because when something is everyone's job it's actually no one's job. The smart ones answer "Both."

I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $500, Alex

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Re: Don't open unexpected attachments

@Amos1:"Policies and training are almost worthless without technical controls to back them up."

Wrong. Your employees are your first line of defense.

As an employer you have a duty to the company to provide your employees with the correct training - no matter if you're asking them to work with a computer or a chainsaw.

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Re: Who needs strong passwords

@Keen1"According to new NIST guidelines users shouldn't even bother with strong passwords. So even that simple advice is now under challenge."

I think the actual advice from NIST wasn't that you shouldn't bother with strong passwords, but rather:

1. Remove periodic password change requirements

2. Remove arbitrary complexity requirements

3. Screen new passwords against a dictionary of compromised passwords, i.e. password1, P@55word, changeme, drowssap, etc

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Re: Don't open unexpected attachments

@AC:"A couple of months ago one of the admins on the network/firewall delivery side was convinced by one of the other company admins that their system needed to have 'x, y and z' opened up to allow it to work."

Wouldn't touch that one with a 10-foot pole if I was that guy.

Kick it upstairs for a PHB to sign-off.

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Re: Don't open unexpected attachments

@Yet Another Anonymous coward:"I see - so instead of the computer thinking "why is a pdf attachment to an email fetching an exe from the internet and then rewriting all the user's files...."

You deploy Adobe Reader with javascript disabled. This can be done in the registry or through Edit -> Preferences -> Javascript -> Untick '"Enable Adobe Javascript"

I would have also accepted "Educate your users not to click 'Open this file' whenever your PDF reader asks if they're *really* sure want to run a potentially malicious file".

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Re: Don't open unexpected attachments

@Yet Another Anonymous coward: "Seriously - why should it ever be a user's job to protect the company from this?"

Wow. Dumbest comment evar.

Why? The end user is the biggest security hole in any organisation.

Using weak passwords. Or if forced to use complex passwords, leaving the password on a post-it.

Holding doors open for strangers

Leaving computers unlocked in publicly accessible areas

Giving out too much information - over the phone, Facebook, Linkedin, etc

Bringing in devices from home

No social engineering awareness

And most importantly for some, clicking on random attachments.

User education is key to eliminating a lot of this kind of stuff, rather than an attitude of "Security is someone else's job"...

'We've nothing to hide': Kaspersky Lab offers to open up source code

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Re: Pow!

@J J Carter:"Get Linus Torvalds to skim through the code and offer his observations on the quality."

That guy wouldn't recognise quality code if it kicked him in the balls.

Credit insurance tightens for geek shack Maplin Electronics

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Re: 'Everyone loves Maplin'

@S4qFBxkFFg:needed a USB micro SD card reader that hour, shop assistant tried to sell me something about £15 saying that was "...as cheap as that sort of thing gets"

What a pisstake.

Maplin must not know that you can buy card readers and related tat in Poundland or Poundstretcher.

Phone crypto shut FBI out of 7,000 devices, complains chief g-man

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Re: Weak Logic

"Correct me if I'm wrong but why I've heard in the UK people are jailed indefinitely if they don't surrender their passwords."

Contempt of court, most likely?

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Cry me a river

"The problem does not arise in the UK, where it is a criminal offence to refuse to give your password to State investigators."

"Stress-induced amnesia, m'lud"

Penalties under paragraph 18, schedule 7 of the Terrorism Act 2000 aren't that heavy IIRC. Three months in prison and a level 4 fine or something like that?

Wanna exorcise Intel's secretive hidden CPU from your hardware? Meet Purism's laptops

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Re: Everybody's ethical

@Stephen Battleware: No, that wasn’t an ad hominem. I genuinely think you need some kind of psychiatric counseling...

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Re: Everybody's ethical

@Stephen Battleware:"I visited the Purism's website and was met with alt+Left sounding language."

Oh my! You poor snowflake. And you were so triggered, you had to come straight back here and report your findings?

I think you need to seek some kind of psychiatric help. Genuinely.

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Re: Everybody's ethical

@Stephen Battleware:"While I'm for privacy, I'm not necessarily all for the alt-Left agenda either."

"I'm supposed to take it on faith that a bunch of alt-Leftists are trust worthy. Look at the U.S., mayors who trust them get their cities trashed."

What's the "alt-left" got to do with any of this?

You think privacy is an "alt-left" construct?

Or do you just like to to project your insecurities by spouting meaningless shite?

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Re: Tough Sell

@WolfFan: I think Purism are being more than a bit naive on the whole ethics thing.

I personally don't believe it's possible to be in the hardware business and claim that you're ethical.

Some issues to consider:

The mining and refining of gold, copper and other metals, and the pollution it causes...

The e-waste problem at the end-of-life. Europe and the US likes to ship its shite to third-world countries...

The exploitation of workers in China and elsewhere by multinational companies in the manufacturing process...

Anyway, Purism's sales figures are going to run to three digits at most so maybe they won't have much of a footprint from an ethics point of view.

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Tough Sell

"In a blog post Thursday, Purism CEO Todd Weaver characterized Intel's Management Engine as "the bane of the security market since 2008."

His company is offering its Librem 13 (US$1,399+, Core i7-6500U) and Librem 15 (US $1,599+, Core i7-6500U) laptops with the Intel Management Engine verifiably turned off"

At those prices I might as well buy a Mac and achieve the same effect. The fact that these laptops run linux isn't gonna sway anybody. Well, ok, maybe 10 or 12 people...

"By focusing on making Purism products easy to use and convenient, he believes the company can attract customers beyond developers and those already sold on the merits of Linux. "Purism taking a business model similar to Apple, except we're ethical," he said."

Nobody who drops $1400 on a laptop gives a shit about how ethical you are buddy. Purism is an unknown quantity, and will struggle at this price point as a result.

Call Blackphone and ask how they're doing these days.

OnePlus privacy shock: So, the cool Chinese smartphones slurp an alarming amount of data

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Re: LineageOS

@SJA: "And I thought the first thing people do is wipe the OPx and put LineageOS on it..."

*You* might think so, but some of us actually have a life.

Behold iOS 11, an entirely new computer platform from Apple

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Aww

"So the iPad remained essentially a picture frame that ran apps. And perhaps unsurprisingly, people weren't in a rush to upgrade their Apple picture frame on a regular basis... Because it was still a picture frame with apps.

...I've had just two iPads in more than seven years. They spend their time gathering dust. Given the lack of use, I wouldn't have one at all if the school didn't insist that children do assignments on them."

Andrew, did you draw the short straw in the "who's gonna review iOS 11" office sweepstake? Hardly off to an objective start, eh?

"I wanted to discover how it ran on just about the oldest iPad hardware compatible: the first Air, which is now four years old."

For comparison, how does Android Marshmallow run on a 4-year-old tablet (if at all)?

Senators call for '9/11-style' commission on computer voting security

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Re: Their s**t don't stink?

@Archtech: English. Do you speak it?

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Their s**t don't stink?

"Hostile governments like Russia don't believe in democracy," said Graham. "They have shown an eagerness to meddle in elections in the United States and other democratic nations.."

Hmm yeah.

When Russia interferes in another country's affairs they're undemocratic.

When the USA interferes in another country's affairs they're bringing democracy and freedom, as in Afghanistan, Iraq, Panama, Honduras, Nicaragua, Iran, Guatemala, the Congo, etc., etc.

The USA is every bit as bad as those it criticises.

It's official: Users navigate flat UI designs 22 per cent slower

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O rly?

"The mania is credited to Microsoft with its minimalistic Zune player, an iPod clone"

I've heard the Zune called a lot of things, but never a clone of the iPod.

Sony remembers it once made a great little phone

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Sony once made a great little phone?

The last great little phone Sony made was the CMD-Z1.

Patchy PCI compliance putting consumer credit card data at risk

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Re: The report can be downloaded here

@Aodhhan:"It's true, half the people you encounter are below average intelligence."

Oh look, it's this a-hole Aodhhan again.

Yes, you are below average intelligence but I'm sure your Mommy still loves you...

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The report can be downloaded here

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I'd prefer not to register. Got another link to the report, please?

US government: We can jail you indefinitely for not decrypting your data

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@Anonymous Coward:"Although the double jeopardy principle was banned as of April 4th 2005 I think this would be questionable as you already served time. At least I'd hope so.."

"New" offence every time, so double jeopardy is not an issue

Two million customer records pillaged in IT souk CeX hack attack

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Re: Stupid Is As Stupid Does

@Aodhhan:"Yet your country has far more breaches per capita."

Got any proof to back up your claim?

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Re: Stupid Is As Stupid Does

@vir:"If you try to swipe on a chip terminal, it will brusquely tell you to use the chip."

Some payment processors have updated the software on their terminals to do this. Not all do.

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

"The data loss came as part of an "online security breach" – its in-store terminals weren't affected. That'll be a relief to those using the stores, since credit card-slurping point-of-sale malware is becoming increasingly common, particularly in the US."

US consumers have resisted chip-and-pin because they think it's slower than swiping. Also, merchants with chip-and-pin compatible terminals will often tell people to swipe rather than insert the card.

Morons.

WannaCrypt NHS victim Lanarkshire infected by malware again

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Find The Head Of I.T.

...and SACK THE FUCKER.

No excuse for being hit a second time, is there?

Nasty firmware update butchers Samsung smart TVs so bad, they have to be repaired

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Re: Go Samsung!

@DailyLlama:"Who wants to watch YouTube on a tv?"

You don't have kids, do you? If you did you'd know they're not interested in broadcast TV, and that YouTube is all they watch.

"The videos are usually such poor quality that they look sketchy on my 6" phone screen, let alone a 40" (or bigger) tv."

Umm, you can watch 4K YouTube content these days Grandad.

Chinese chap collared, charged over massive US Office of Personnel Management hack

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I remember James Clapper talking about this hack: “You have to kind of salute the Chinese for what they did”

Salutations or not, what special kind of moron hacks a US government agency and then sets foot on US soil a few years later to attend a conference?

Yu Pingan is gonna be wishing he stayed in China and attended via Skype.

No, the cops can't get a search warrant to just seize all devices in sight – US appeals court

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Re: Mess

@TheVogon:"http://eprints.kingston.ac.uk/33454/3/Darbyshire-P-33454.pdf"

In the early 1960s, people commonly asserted that ‘British justice is the finest in the world’, warning about other systems ‘In France, you’re guilty till proved innocent’.

Finest in the world, my arse.

Didn't that old racist bastard Lord Denning say that the Guildford Four and the Birmingham Six should have been hanged? Probably the two biggest miscarriages of justice in English law, and the man at the pinnacle of English law for so many years had that to say?

The sky is blue, water is wet and UK PC shipments are down

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Re: re: the sky is blue etc

They'll have plenty of time to mull over the causes while they're queuing outside the dole office.

Enterprises gooey for Windows 10 as OS helps Computacenter rake it in

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Something's missing

"linux....linux....hnurrr...data slurp...linux...herp derp derp..."

Are all the linux trolls still in bed or something?

I thought they woulda been all over an article about Windows 10 like flies on dog crap.

Disbanding your security team may not be an entirely dumb idea

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Re: Guess that's a few infosec teams gone then

@Anonymous Coward:" I expect swingeing cuts in many infosec teams across the globe."

That's your informed opinion, is it?

Worldwide infosec spending to reach $93bn in 2018

Aussie InfoSec spending to top $2.8 billion this year

The Fast-Growing Job With A Huge Skills Gap: Cyber Security:

"The ISACA, a non-profit information security advocacy group, predicts there will be a global shortage of two million cyber security professionals by 2019. Every year in the U.S., 40,000 jobs for information security analysts go unfilled, and employers are struggling to fill 200,000 other cyber-security related roles, according to cyber security data tool CyberSeek. And for every ten cyber security job ads that appear on careers site Indeed, only seven people even click on one of the ads, let alone apply."

UK.gov wants quick Brexit deal with EU over private data protections

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Re: They need us more than we need them

@maxfm:"European companies are beating down the door to their governments DEMANDING they make a deal with us."

No they're not.

Provide examples please?