* Posts by Snorlax

710 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Dec 2014

Hey China, while you're in all our servers, can you fix these support tickets? IBM, HPE, Tata CS, Fujitsu, NTT and their customers pwned

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Re: Huawei

”But not for the better.”

Oh please do explain to me how you think human rights haven’t changed for the better since the 19th century.

”Slavery was abolished in Britain in 1833...”

Slavery wasn’t finally abolished in Britain until 1838. Slavery wasn’t abolished in East India Company territory, Ceylon and St Helena until the Indian Slavery Act 1843. That’s close enough to “mid-19th century” for me.

Tedious pedants who quote Bentham may possibly view “mid-19th century” as everything between 1849 and 1851...

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Re: Huawei

"Jeremy Bentham (“Anarchical Fallacies”, 1843)"

The concept of human rights is somewhat different today than it was in the mid-19th century.

Back then it was still cool to own brown people and and commit genocide in your overseas colonies.

Save the Bentham quotes for Students Union quiz night...

Brexit: Digital border possible for Irish backstop woes, UK MPs told

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Re: An alternative border is obvious

+1 for the Lyle Lanley reference.

He sold the locals a crock of shit too :D

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Re: 41 good, 44 bad?

"I'm heavily remain but what does this have to do with the point to which you're apparently responding?"

The point to which I was "apparently" responding to, before you came along, is J J Carter's comment about Ireland receiving a "grant". Ireland also pays in more than it gets out...so why shouldn't it get EU assistance to secure an external EU border?

As for The UK being a net contributor? Big deal, do you want a medal? How much money has the UK paid to the EU since the Brexit vote?

It agreed with the EU that it would meet its budgetary commitments until 2020, but so far seems determined not to pay...

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Re: Drone boy back on the meths again

Can’t join EFTA without allowing freedom of movement. And the racists don’t want that, remember?

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Re: 41 good, 44 bad?

”And? The UK pays the EU more than twice as much as it gets back in "grants", it's one of the biggest net contributors.”

You owe the EU £39 billion currently, so you may want to revise your “one of the biggest net contributors” claim. Pay up or shut up.

https://fullfact.org/europe/eu-divorce-bill/

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Re: Drone boy back on the meths again

”The TL:DR on Shankar's latest word salad is to have a single market with Ireland which overlaps the EU single market and follows its rules etc.”

Nope, not gonna happen. Individual EU member states are forbidden from having their own trade deals outside the bloc.

If that guy implied that’s what the UK is hoping for, he must be smoking crack.

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Re: 41 good, 44 bad?

”I assume some form of grant to the Dublin govt. would be forthcoming from Brussels?”

Yep. Too bad you won’t be seeing any more EU development money any time soon...

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Re: 41 good, 44 bad?

Miss the point much?

Google ‘Good Friday Agreement’.

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Re: Wishful thinking does not make good policy

The EU is sympathetic to Ireland’s problem re. the border as it relates to the Good Friday Agreement, but they have also made it clear that it will be Ireland’s responsibility to control an external EU border.

No Irish politician will want to be remembered as the one who brought back partition, but all the wishy-washy kumbaya aspirational guff they’re spouting about ensuring borders are unseen wont matter if an epidemic of smuggling breaks out after Brexit (and you can be guaranteed it will...).

Fun times ahead.

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Re: Didn't you read the article?

“Nobody expects the British Inquisition!”

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Re: Passing the buck back to Europe...

Indeed. See also:

Libra case management system for Magistrates Courts

NHS National Programme for IT

In the interests of transparency, I did work for EDS in the early-mid ‘00s on some projects which shall remain nameless. None of us have clean hands here. :D

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Re: This is the same 'think tank'

People like that Babadook impersonator Rees-Mogg don’t give a crap about stuff like that. He migrated his money to Ireland already:

https://www.irishtimes.com/business/financial-services/rees-mogg-declares-himself-fan-of-irish-investment-regime-1.3822113

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Passing the buck back to Europe...

"A digital or "smart" solution to the Irish border problem is possible in the next three years if Europe agrees to a Brexit transition period, the "Alternative Arrangements Commission" Technical Panel has told MPs."

"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

Somebody's in la-la land if they think Europe's going to give a three-year transition period.

Anyway, this is Fujitsu we're talking about - the project would take 9 years and be 10 times over budget.

DXC Technology warns techies that all travel MUST now be authorised

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Re: Back in the distant past, before I worked for HP...

True story - a couple of weeks ago at our site standup meeting, HR let us know that somebody had left a note in their suggestion box complaining about the hardness of the toilet paper. The note was of course written on several sheets of said 2-ply sandpaper

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Re: Back in the distant past, before I worked for HP...

”Back in (pre-split) HP days we had stationery cupboards, guarded by admins (remember them?) well stocked with notepads, pens etc.”

I remember one admin in our office some time back who would go and retrieve whatever you needed from the locked stationery cupboard.

If she was busy, she’d give you the key but woe betide you if you took more pens or Tipp-Ex than you told her you were going to take... She knew exactly how much of everything was in that cupboard.

Things went downhill when she stopped buying Bic pens for those horrible Niceday things. Company shut down about six months later.

It's official. You can get FUCT, US Supremes tell scandalized bureaucrats in rude trademark spat

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Puritans

Funny that some people blame puritanical 'Mericans for this kind of thing.

The reality is that trademark law which denies protection to offensive trademarks is the same in most countries on earth - pretty much word-for-word actually.

There are a few notable exceptions such as Australia, where a trademark must be 'scandalous' before it can't be registered.

So, unsurprisingly, trademarks like "Pommie Basher" are ok.

Have fun searching for your favourite sweary trademarks on the IP Australia website

'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev

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@AC

"...one of Linus's many girlfriends"

lol, you wish. Comedy gold...

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WTF?

Why?

Why do we keep giving attention to this socially inept man-child? I’m surprised nobody’s punched him in the mouth yet.

I guess some people find him inspiring, as they would a cult-leader like Jim Jones or David Koresh.

Do you want a Kool-Aid with that, Huawei? You'll need one after watching boss chat to US mavens

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So Wait?

As Europeans, are we for Huawei now? Or against?

I can't keep track...

Samsung reminds rabble to scan smart TVs for viruses – then tries to make them forget

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Mushroom

Hey Samsung...

Maybe if ya didn't make your TV's vulnerable to hacking by government agencies we wouldn't need a friggin telly antivirus.

If servers go down but no one hears them, did they really fail? Think about it over lunch

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Mushroom

Joule know when you've plugged in a power supply which has been set to the wrong voltage.

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Don't try this at h-ohm.

No Huawei out: Prez Trump's game of chicken with China has serious consequences

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Re: Disgusting

"Somewhere in the repository of this great web-site (I CBA searching for it) is a report of the hardware itself being intercepted in transit to a target and a back-door being sneaked into it. Is that what you consider lawful?"

NSA "Tailored Access Operations" took Cisco kit out of the supply chain to install backdoors...

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/05/photos-of-an-nsa-upgrade-factory-show-cisco-router-getting-implant/

Get in line, USA: Sweden reopens Assange rape allegations probe

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@Dave314159..........

”More to the point, the US doesn't need to extradite him, because he's spending the rest of his life in jail anyway.”

Dunno what part of the world you’re from but in Europe “life” means ~20 years, and is usually reserved for murder/manslaughter...

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Re: Best outcome for Assange™

"One solution to the whole mess is for the UK to give him multiple life sentences on those charges, at which point he's never getting out anyway."

It costs £23k per year to keep someone in prison. Why should UK taxpayers pay to keep him locked up?

Do the world a favour and stick the sad little coward on the next plane to Guantanamo.

Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet

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Devil

Someone needs a cattleprod in the groin...

Old manager from a different department wants a favour?

"Sure, just let me run it by my current manager first."

"Sure, what's the ticket number so I can assign the job to myself?"

"Sorry, my manager's locked himself in the server room again. I need to go let him out."

"Sorry, I haven't had lunch yet. I'll swing back later."

"Sorry, I've got a meeting with HR now about some unfounded sexual harassment allegations."

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

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Headmaster

@Sir Adam-All

"and..... queue all wanna be airline pilots, air frame technicians, aeronautical engineers, watchers of "aircraft investigation" and the like to begin cutting and pasting their views.... and go."

The word you're looking for is 'cue', not 'queue'.

A cue is a signal for an event to begin....

There, you learned something today.

RIP: Microsoft finally pulls plug on last XP survivor... POSReady 2009

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Re: Wow. close to 40 year of MS OS's going end of life

Exactly. Apple and Ubuntu don't support EOL'd OSes either, do they?

Some people think they should be entitled to free updates forever.

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Re: Still SHIPping

Urban legend. I hate to be the one who says "Citation please", but hey..

Citation please.

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Re: Great business plan

"Replace an excellent outdated OS that's full of security holes with a bunch of crap ..."

There, fixed that for ya...

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Re: It gets everywhere

"Was it a C:\ section ?"

Take your upvote and get out.

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Re: Hardware requirements

"Get them onto Linux (you haven't seen the folk I deal with)"

lol, Linux. Right, that's nearly as barmy as the people suggesting ReactOS as a solution.

POS software is by and large written for Windows. Nobody's gonna rewrite for Linux and WINE is fine for playing games or doing a bit of Photoshop, but I wouldn't run a business on it.

Linux might be fine for your nan's computer, but a retail business needs to be able to rely on support.

If the tills go titsup on a Saturday afternoon, you can't log onto an Ubuntu support forum in the hope that some well-intentioned nerd is gonna help you.

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Re: Hardware requirements

"Tried installing Windows 10 on your average run-of-the-mill laptop with HDD?"

Yeah I have as a matter of fact.

What you neglected to notice is that I was talking about POS terminals, not laptops.

I've not worked with a POS terminal since about 2012 that came with a HDD installed. They use SSDs as they're generally powered on 24/7 and don't write much to disk locally.

And even if they did use spinning disks, it would still be cheaper to upgrade to SSD and migrate to Windows 10 IoT than chuck the lot in the skip and buy new gear.

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Hardware requirements

"While Microsoft cheerfully suggests that a move to Windows 10 or Windows 10 Pro is in order for POSReady 2009 machines, the hardware is unlikely to enjoy the experience, so those with the devices might be better just swapping out the equipment."

I thought that Windows 10 IoT Enterprise was the spiritual successor to WePOS?

Hardware reqs aren't all that different apart from RAM @2Gb minimum, but any POS terminal made in the last 7 or 8 years came with that as standard anyway.

As the UK updates its .eu Brexit advice yet again, an alternative hovers into view

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Re: UK oversenstive

"The NI-Irish border is currently more similar to the French-German or Welsh-English border ... a sign by the side of the road."

Currently. Soon to be an EU frontier.

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Re: UK oversenstive

"So the Crown cannot give Gibraltar away to, I dunno, Morocco, say, without giving Spain first refusal. It doesn't seem to say anything about changing the status of Gibraltar while maintaining Crown proprietorship."

Yeah but the UK can't stick to commitments it made to the EU in recent years, never mind commitments it made 300 years ago...

Only one Huawei? We pitted the P30 Pro against Samsung and Apple's best – and this is what we found

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Re: Nice review

Not to mention - what kind of lunatic spends £900 on a Chinese Android phone?

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Re: Want to take good pics ?

Want to take good pics ?

Then buy a DSLR or mirrorless, don't use a mobile phone.

Ever hear the saying "The best camera is the one that's with you"?

Hapless engineers leave UK cable landing station gate open, couple of journos waltz right in

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Re: Not really secret

"Downvoted for providing a URL using a URL obfuscation service."

I took the time to log in just to downvote you for that comment

Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe

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@Hans 1

The way it works is that you sue everybody involved, specially the one with the deepest pockets.

IT guy at US govt fraud watchdog stole 16 computers from... US govt fraud watchdog

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Re: Idiot

I've worked for several companies who etch the asset numbers on laptops or tablets for this very reason.

Laser etching is what the cool kids are doing these days

IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

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Re: Today I learned...

Not unless you hop in a time machine and go back to the 1950s anyway

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Re: Not really someone to hire

I never tire of reminding people that IBM played a big role in the Holocaust, conducting censuses and helping those trains to the concentration camps run on time...

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Re: what if you're multiracial ?

Mixed blood degenerates?

My father in law still uses terms like half-caste... So much casual racism.

I helped catch Silk Road boss Ross Ulbricht: Undercover agent tells all

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Re: More Questions

Well it’s pretty obvious that DPR didn’t know shit about opsec - using library wifi, using the same email address over and over, etc. The CAPTCHA story s plenty believable given all the other half-arsed stuff he did.

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Re: More Questions

I seem to recall his IP was leaked as a result of the CAPTCHA setup he was using on his server. Once the cops knew where the server was, DPR was screwed.

Fancy a .dev domain? They were $12,500 a pop from Google. Now, $1,000. Soon, $17.50. And you may want one

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Re: ICANN, which prides itself in never being wrong despite any evidence to the contrary

Sarcasm bruh. ICANN isn’t the ‘better idea’, ever.

WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed

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Check everybody's drawers!

On starting a new job about a decade ago, I opened the pedestal drawer under my desk and found it full to the top with crusty old mugs from the canteen.

Post-Brexit plan for .EU tweaked: No dot-EU web domains for Europeans in UK, no appeals, etc

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Re: STUPID STUPID STUPID

I don’t see that happening, but hey...I’m a patient man.