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Fake History Alert: Sorry BBC, but Apple really did invent the iPhone

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Who really invented the iPhone?

Everyone knows that it was Shiva Ayyadurai, right after he invented email.

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Terrified robots will take middle class jobs? Look in a mirror

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Re: Terrified robots?

How to terrorize a robot:

- threaten to downgrade their OS to Windows 8.

- switch it from DC to AC (thus giving it minority status)

- tell it that robots go to hell because they aren't baptized

- download a Yoko Ono mp3 into it

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North Korean operating system is a surveillance state's tour de force

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What is he holding?

It looks like Fearless Leader is holding a pair of binoculars...could this be right?

Perhaps the binoculars are the Red Star OS's implementation of a Page>View>Zoom function?

That would explain why many officers that have gathered around seem to be giggling. That or a Steam game just crashed the computer.

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Think Fortran, assembly language programming is boring and useless? Tell that to the NASA Voyager team

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Why???

Why does NASA need to write code for a space-craft that is unlikely to ever receive that code?

Surely NASA doesn't need that code for earth-side data analysis, does it? That could probably be done in Excel. So who in NASAsent out that press release and were they really thinking?

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Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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Zero bars, dammit!

That fu****ng salesman PROMISED me that Sprint had 4G coverage here! This image (http://s3files.core77.com/blog/images/sh-oldnew.jpg) is taking FOREVER to load.

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The Nokia ENIGMA THING and its SECRET, TERRIBLE purpose

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5. A marijuana vaporizer

Not just a marijuana vaporizer, but a NETWORKED marijuana vaporizer! Think of the possibilities.

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