* Posts by Yer Mother You Will

21 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Nov 2014

Reports: Autopilot will go on strike if you're not paying attention

Yer Mother You Will

You just get her to hold the wheel while pumping her. Problem solved.

Li-Fi with my little eye … a vulnerability

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Let's just hope you don't have a dusty room.

I fart in your general direction! Comet 67P lets rip on Europe's Rosetta probe

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The Register is posting so much BULLSHIT these days, mostly propaganda set to whip up the usual negative thoughts in the thick, the dumb and the mostly stupid public. I thin it's about time I started to pay for REAL science news and subscribe to the various science journals such as....

https://www.newscientist.com/ or https://royalsociety.org/journals/ or https://www.ibms.org/go/media/publications/british-journal-biomedical-science or https://uk.sagepub.com/en-gb/eur/Journals or www.scientific-journals.co.uk/ or http://highwire.stanford.edu/lists/freeart.dtl or www.freefullpdf.com/

I want to read real science, not this puerile mug capturing rubbish that says everything about the author, someone so poor at his job that he/she has to write such garbage, someone so inept he or she cannot obtain employment as a proper science journalist.

Personally, I wouldn't put this guy in charge of a wheelbarrow. My account is now being closed.

Hey, turn down that radio, it's alien season and we're hunting aliens

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Re: I for one take 2

I wish contesting on HF could be banned. There is no need for this noise.

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Re: I for one take 2

I will suggest you study radio propagation before buying any HF transceiver. It's like telling a 5-year-old you have bought him his very own motor vehicle. Comprehension of ALL aspects of radio propagation and the F1-F2-E-layer and D-layer should be studied and fully absorbed before opening the box. g6ypk QTHR and QRZ.com

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The hydrogen line is chosen because the radio noise is far lower at those frequencies, this, listening for ultra-weak signals become less problematic. Even to, on has to cryogenically perform front end miracles. "The Water Hole"? Never heard of this before, must be made up journalistic claptrap.

Nothing will be found. I emailed the extra terrestrials and asked them to keep quiet.

Reports: First death from meteorite impact recorded in India

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That's one way of keeping the number of buses off the road.

Juno turns around and heads off to graze Jupiter's clouds

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Someone will be mighty upset if it all goes rat-shit.

Black hole shows off glow-in-the-dark ring after sucking in matter

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Having looked very closely at this picture, I notice every star fluctuates at precisely the same time.

Has someone forgotten to take into account our atmosphere?

Russian spy aircraft are flying over Britain – and the MoD's cool with it

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Secret Tunnels

My brothers used to modify rail early 20th century tunnels in the UK to veer off into hillsides. the work was done at night so the spoils could be removed. Before work started and after when it was all finished at a dead end, they were told, under threat of life imprisonment, not to say a word. It was a government project so you did as you were told. Pete only told me about it the week before he died, as we looked through old photos he had taken off the site. It's a funny old world, eh?

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My brothers used to modify rail early 20th century tunnels in the UK to veer off into hillsides. the work was done at night so the spoils could be removed. Before work started and after when it was all finished at a dead end, they were told, under threat of life imprisonment, not to say a word. It was a government project so you did as you were told. Pete only told me about it the week before he died, as we looked through old photos he had taken off the site. It's a funny old world, eh?

'I thought my daughter clicked on ransomware – it was the damn Windows 10 installer'

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Since Windows 10, I have been hijacked 11 times, my apps disappear after a week.

Anyone here like a brand new computer for free?

Norton Internet Security antivirus update 'borked Internet Explorer'

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Symatic Ripp-Off

In the early days Norton was good, really good. Then they sold out to Symantec who were in it for the money only, changing the cover every now and then to keep the plebeians happy.

What did they get? Well, they got the same un-updated program that slowed your computer to a crawl.

They took your cash and laughed all the way to the bank.

You mugs! The amount of real (good and free) malware programs out there are too numerous to name, but for god's (Odin's) sake dump this Norton trash and grow up!.

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Norton Is Useless anyway, only catching upwards of 40% of malware.

Use Kersperskey and Malwarebytes to stay safe. Dump Norton altogether. I learned my Norton lesson many years ago.

Voyager 1 now 20 BEEEELLION KMs from the Sun

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Re: If there ever was a perfect name for a spacecraft

"Aah! Alan. Don't go inside that spacecraft. It's a Cook Book!"

Donald Trump wants Bill Gates to 'close the Internet', Jeff Bezos to pay tax

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FREE SPEECH AND D. TRUMP

Mr Trump's idea of closing down some of the internet is the thin edge of the wedge. He shouts that some will argue against losing free speech.

I will, say this... If you consider giving up your some or even all of your rights, then you don't deserve to have any rights. You will then live in a dictatorship, where the government, on a whim, can screw your life up and without a care leave you open to attack from outside influences and forces.

If you want to give up your rights, then go ahead. After all, as Mr Trump has said, America is full of idiots.

Don't want Windows 10 FILTH on the company network? Step this way

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Monkeys

Re Microsoft: If you pay a good rate you get the best mate.

Pay peanuts, then you get monkeys.

US military finds F-35 software is a buggy mess

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FAIL

Microsoft

Word has it that Microsoft wrote the code. If this is true, and it would not surprise me it it were correct, then what else do you expect?

However: If not, and, knowing the job ALWAYS goes to the lowest bidder, then one can be assured, that, as is ALWAYS the case, if you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

I would look closely at the features of the programmer's face (just make sure he is not of another country), that is, of Chinese decent, made up up to look as if he-she is of Japanese decent.

There again, if the Chinese can look about inside the CIA; MSA: the Pentagon; the White-House and play about, then uploading duff software to replace the original would be child's play to a good Chinese hacker. Well done China, You topped America again.

Rosetta probot drilling denied: Philae has its 'leg in the air'

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Re: RE. Re. To 32,767 and beyond!

I wonder if you know how they harden integrated circuits against radiation? I do. You might go and do some research, just as I did, then you would know what I know. Americans, huh!

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Re: 26k?

Keh?

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I was going to be childish and retort to the American, mentioning the two space shuttles that blew up and the many rockets they had lost on or just off the launch-pad; oh and the Mars lander that missed Mars by just under 1 million miles, but I thought better of it. Then I realised that NASA never makes errors. In that case I apologise, realizing those pictures and films of the above were from Hollywood, made for Sci-Fi adventure films. Silly me.