* Posts by macjules

3426 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Oct 2014

Report on AI in UK public sector: Some transparency on how government uses it to govern us would be nice

macjules
Unhappy

Transparency?

In government? The only transparency you will ever see in the UK is the glass door slamming shut behind you as the "open government" civil servants are laughing their heads off at you.

Aw, look. The UK is still trying really hard to be the 'safest place to be online in the world'

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Facepalm

Department of The Internet perhaps? We all know what happened to the last DTI ...

S20 Ultra 5G: Samsung unfurls Galaxy flagship with bonkers 108MP cam, 6.9-inch display

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Re: In 2020, what's the point of spending more than a grand on a phone?

Yes, it is the idiot tax principle: if the idiots have that sort of money to burn then why not provide them with tat for their money? Otherwise they might just go and spend it on sensible things like mortgages or (heavens forbid) save it for a holiday.

US govt accuses four Chinese army soldiers of hacking Equifax and siphoning 145m Americans' personal info

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Of course poor Equifax couldn't possibly have stored 145m American's details in such a way that any member of the People's Liberation Army might have just been able to hack them, could they?

HPE's orders to expert accountant in Autonomy trial revealed

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Re: Expert witnesses are supposed to be independent

My thought entirely. I should think that the judge could now stop the case and order a retrial on the basis that Holgate's expert opinion was not his own. I would have thought that if the judge ruled in Lynch's favour then HPE could easily appeal on the basis that Holgate had been compromised, albeit by them.

Either way it's trebles and refreshers all round!

Who needs the A-Team or MacGyver when there's a techie with an SCSI cable?

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Re: SCSI

Nope, you definitely could mix devices. Many very high-end drum scanners (Crosfield Magnascan etc) required that you had a high capacity external HD to scan to, ideally on the same bus.

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Re: SCSI

You forgot to add the required sacrifice to the Goat-headed God of the ID Switch. This involved ensuring that certain makes of scanner always had their ID set to the end of the range (7) or (3) if you had another scanner already there. You would try and ensure that an external HD should be the next in line (1) and that removable media such as Optical or Syquest drives were on (2), (4) or (5). Once that was done and you had had the terminator blessed by a defrocked Pagan priestess then you could recite the mantra of the Goat-headed God of the ID Switch ("Please don't screw up in front of my client") and switch on the devices and then the computer.

Uncle Sam tells F-35B allies they'll have to fly the things a lot more if they want to help out around South China Sea

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Re: !!!

Not sure if you have to worry about Russia. I think they are still licking their wounds from the last time they tried to attack Finland.

Built to last: Time to dispose of the disposable, unrepairable brick

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Re: Reduce, re-used, recycle

We have a number of MacBook laptops in my household which are effectively my handmedowns to various offspring. The only one that has recently been completely retired was a 2010 MBP which we traded in for £100 to John Lewis for my (Aug) 2019 MBP. We have a Mid 2012 Retina MBP which my youngest uses, a 2015 MBP which another uses and a 2017 MacBook Air that my eldest uses. My wife has an 2014 Air which she says more than fulfils her needs and can not see the need for anything newer.

Facebook loses control of its own Twitter account in hacker attack – and more news

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IRS launches identity theft portal

Allow me to FTFY:

"IRS launches theft portal"

Starliner snafu could've been worse: Software errors plague Boeing's Calamity Capsule

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Facepalm

Re: Hmmm...

Boeing's management seems to work along the lines of, "Does it work? No? Let's rename it to Starliner-MAX in that case"

Ex-Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussain was accused of sexual misconduct against Darktrace staff – report

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Re: he was "looking forward to seeing you bend over in that dress". "

Poor Ben Dover. What a sexist thing to say to to a man: that you would like to see him in a dress.

Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash

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Re: Too many words..

You mean rustlers I hope. Unless you really have met someone saying, “Psst boyo, wanna buy a genuine Hereford cow?”

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Not a lot of people know this ..

There will come a moment when so many motorists on the M25 are using Google Maps that the dark red lines will all join together as one.

Your ‘smart’ phone will then automatically start the short process of repeating “Hail the Great Beast, Devourer of Worlds.”

Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers

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Re: Might have mentioned this before...

Recall opening a Mac Quadra 650 in 1996 in some graphic designer's office to find something like a 2cm carpet of dust buildup inside covering everything - so much so that I could life it out in one go.A quick vacuum and the computer returned to normal operation.

Whoa, France. Take it easy. Wow. You're out of control. Fining Apple 55 minutes of revenue for secretly slowing down iPhones? Maniaques!

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Re: What's did the Brits do to Apple

Shhh. the ink is not yet dry on Apple buying Battersea Power Station as their new European HQ.

Contractors welcome Lords inquiry into IR35 before tax reforms hit private sector but fear it's 'too little, too late'

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Re: Too Late

Next up: we tax you on your pension if you were a freelance IT contractor. We are calling it IR8.

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Re: Aboyt effing time too

Will the Lord appointed to carry out the inquiry be subject to completing a CEST and IR35?

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

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I believe that in the Tory Party it is known as, "Doing a Stephen Milligan"

Facebook mulls tagging pics with 'radioactive' markers to trace the origin of photos used to build image-recog AI

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Re: My first thought on reading 'radioactive markers'

"Half-life" is the time it would take for Mark Zuckerberg to decay should he be dropped into the Mariana's Trench in a barrel full of Plutonium.

China-US tariff tiff, Brexit, and a crap economy: Why OEMs spent $56bn less on semiconductors last year

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Paris Hilton

Semiconductor sales are forecast to bounce this year

Do hope this does not turn out to be a Dead Panda bounce.

Former Autonomy boss Mike Lynch 'submits himself' for arrest in central London

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Re: Trade deal - test for the UK government

+1 as you beat me to it.

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Hand over Anne Sacoolas first to stand trial in the UK and then we can chat about Mike Lynch, Julian Assange and all the others “wanted” by America.

Atari would love to ship its VCS console but – would ya believe it – there's yet another delay. This time, it's the coronavirus's fault

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Joke

VCS Console?

Can you clone it?

This AI is full of holes: Brit council fixes thousands of road cracks spotted by algorithm using sat snaps

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Facepalm

Typical Government - Can't even get the city right

It was supposed to be BLACKBURN, not BLACKPOOL you idiots! And we know there are 4.000 holes so no need for an AI.

And now, here's Cli-Mate 9000 with the weather... Pattern-recognizing neural network tries its hand at forecasting

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Paris Hilton

Model Fish?

I for one welcome our robotic overlord Met presenters.

$ echo "Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way; well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't, but having said that, actually, the weather will become very windy, but most of the strong winds, incidentally, will be down over Spain and across into France."

$ out of cheese error

EU tells UK: Cut the BS, sign here, and you can have access to Galileo sat's secure service

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Meh

Re: Were we not told...

And the Boris Bikes were sold to a Spanish bank .. odd that.

The show Musk go on: Elon asks Uncle Sam to let him fly his Starship over Texas, scores fat NASA contract

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...hopes to take Starship to the Moon and beyond with people on-board

I am sure it will be a grand day out.

Shouldn't Uber freeze app accounts to prevent spread of coronavirus by drivers and fares? Oh, OK, it already is

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Re: China sneezes

... and the rest of the world evacuates its citizens.

Except Brazil.

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Unhappy

Re: Well whaddya know

Not to be sniffed at.

Where do you draw the line? Escobar Inc doubles down on cut-price gold phone buying demographic with second pholdable

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Re: Still less criminal than Apple

"no one went against Escobar is because he gave them a living wage"

If you went against him you certainly did not get a living wage.

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Happy

Re: Cheaper

At least with Escobar Phones you know you are dealing with a tyrannical, domineering corporation intent upon world domination in the luxury goods sector with overpriced tat.

Oh buoy. Rich yacht bods' job agency leaves 17,000 sailors' details exposed in AWS bucket

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Re: The advanced tools are somewhere for sure

"the hugely incompetent vendor"

It was Capita. Go on. Admit it.

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Re: Crew & Concierge left the door to its digital stables wide open

One might say that there are definite signs of seepage.

What a terrible result from this year's Super Bowl. Can you believe it? Awful. Yes, we're talking about the tech ads

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Re: Feeling stuffed

And nauseating Amazon ads being the bit of nasty gristle you try and hide?

We were inflicted with an Alexa last Christmas. it lasted until January 6th when it decided to commit suicide and jumped into the rubbish bin.

Twitter says a certain someone tried to discover the phone numbers used by potentially millions of twits

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Re: Just curious

..large numbers of twits, many of which are also trolls, posting threats and the like

That's no way to talk about the President of the USA.

Microsoft Teams starts February with a good, old-fashioned TITSUP*

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TITSUP?

If Teams isn't working them I might hazard that TITSUP could mean "Teams Isn't Totally Screwing UP.

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Re: Amateur Hour 365

Do you know that in Azure you can do exactly that? A bit weird that MSFT do not follow their own platform guidelines.

Vulture discovers talons are rubbish for building Lego's International Space Station

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Coat

Re: Plan B

Quite adventurous that they included a Starliner. I should think that they can leave out the bit you need in order to dock it with the ISS :)

Is everything OK over there, Britain? Have you tried turning the UK off and on again? ISPs, financial orgs fall over in Freaky Friday of outages

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Online biz-friendly bank Tide.co

Worth noting that even though they call themselves a 'bank' they are not. They are simply a prepayment solution managed by Prepay Technologies Ltd, so not subject to FCA supervision. It is a Bulgarian operation with an offshore development centre in India but "headquartered" in London for the benefit of the VC investors..

Gin and gone-ic: Rometty out as IBM CEO, cloud supremo Arvind Krishna takes over, Red Hat boss is president

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I'd rather have an Indian running my company than a cowboy like Tim Cook.

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Joke

No, Whitman has too much Autonomy for Ginny

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Coat

No mention of choppers?

C'mon El reg you can do better. We need more jokes about how her successor was helicoptered into her position and how Ginny was put on the chopper block.

Honestly, the standard of comic journalism has really declined.

Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this

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Re: Quite Right

... because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

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Quite Right

We don't need no French expert telling us how to manage artificial intelligence. We have enough of our own artificial intelligence. We need an expert to tell us how to manage genuine intelligence.

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

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Re: Macintosh

One of my first encounters with SCSI was in the late '80s with a Mac where some genius had set the SCSI ID for the boot drive to 7, instead of removing all the jumpers and leaving it at its default 0. This meant that when they added a device (in this case a SyQuest 44Mb drive), even if switched on without a disk inserted then the computer would repeatedly try and boot from that ID before eventually geting to ID 7.

20 seconds to fix the problem and 10 minutes to make it look very complicated indeed.

BT: UK.gov ruling on Huawei will cost us half a billion pounds over next 5 years

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BT: UK.gov ruling on Huawei will cost the UK taxpayer half a billion pounds over next 5 years

FTFY

Not call, dude: UK govt says guaranteed surcharge-free EU roaming will end after Brexit transition period. Brits left at the mercy of networks

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Transition Period?

Thought that the last 3+ years has been that. So end of 2020 we are actually out of it completely?

UN didn't patch SharePoint, got mega-hacked, covered it up, kept most staff in the dark, finally forced to admit it

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There will be extra chuggers out on London’s streets tonight begging you to donate to the UN.

If only 3 in 100,000 cyber-crimes are prosecuted, why not train cops to bring these crooks to justice once and for all, suggests think-tank veep

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We continue to blame users for not avoiding clicking on every phishing link

Perhaps they could add that these users should install Avast software.

(Mine's the one with the Jumpshot pay cheque in the pocket)