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Sci-Fi titan Jerry Pournelle passes,
aged 84

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"Not to mince words, he was a Nazi asshole."
I usually find that when people use words such as you do here, they are referring to themselves. I strongly disagreed with Jerry politically, but he was not Nazi (a socialist? FFS!), he was a paelo-libertarian.

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"You just don't, though - that's the problem!"
And your evidence is?

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"Making up your own mind.

Because that's how science works folks!"

Some of us have a distinct antipathy to Lysenkoism.

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"It's a shame his understanding of climate change was so clueless."
Unlike you, Jerry investigated and made his own mind up rather than believing what the politicians tell us.

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Jerry will be sorely missed

Jerry was not only a great author, but he was one of the first bloggers though he hated the term and preferred the term DayNotes. Thus he was the first among the DayNotes Gang. As well despite our political differences, Jerry alerted me to the two dimensional nature of political thought: not just left/right, but also the orthogonal authoritarian/libertarian axis.

"Requiem æternam dona ei, Domine

Et lux perpetua luceat ei:

Requiescat in pace."

User demanded PC be moved to move to a sunny desk – because it needed Windows

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Re: Ah, so _that's_ what a courgette is

"Elsewhere, you'll no doubt have spotted a reference to an "Aubergine". That's the French word that the Brits use instead of the English word "Eggplant"."

The original word is aubergine and as jake says, French. It was a variant of alberge which is a variety of peach. All aubergines used to be purple, but plant breeders being the breeders they are, bred a white variant. This latter was called an egg-plant to distinguish it from the purple aubergine.

"Hopefully these fine examples of the ongoing mutation of the English Language are clear as mud, and have enhanced your reading pleasure." © jake™

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Re: As any good medical professional will tell you

"I managed to set her straight without getting HR involved, but I'll be damned if I can remember how!"
Surely by pointing out that she had made you straight ;-)

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Re: Urban legend fail. (was: PC fail)

@ Alister and jake

I've always suspected that many of these urban legends have inspired the "adventurous" to say: "Oooh, that sounds like fun! Let's give it a try..."

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"surely medical professionals, of all people, should know that just because something fits in a cavity that doesn't mean it belongs there"
But as the bishop said to the actress: "I'll remove it when I'm finished."

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Re: Error 524

@ jake

Beat me to it ya bugger!

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Re: Error 524

"It's the Russian's I tell you."
The Russian's what, pray tell? Todger, left pinkie, nose...?

Boffins: 68 exoplanets in prime locations to SPY on humanity on Earth

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Alien

Re: Alien SETI project

"Good that we don't need to worry about our radio signals."
Can't say they ever worried me. I was rather delighted by the idea that the harbingers of humanity were the Cisco Kid, the Lone Ranger, Lucille Ball, Dr Who even. To discover that's not so is a bit disappointing... Poor aliens will never know what they've missed out on.

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Re: @Voyna

"Most people prefer to ignore all this but only a few hundreds of years ago the most brilliant scientists at that time were also considered to be heretics by rulers at that time."
Instead of parroting 19th Century fiction, why don't you read some actual history? It's not only more accurate, it's also a lot more interesting.

James Hannam: God's Philosophers: How the Medieval World Laid the Foundations of Modern Science

Phil Dowe: Galileo, Darwin, and Hawking: The Interplay of Science, Reason, and Religion

Edward Grant: The Foundations of Modern Science in the Middle Ages: Their Religious, Institutional and Intellectual Contexts

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Re: Longer than that

"Granted they may not pass any Baccalaureate, but then who'd argue with one?"
Steve Irwin, but it was a stingray that got him. I don't think reptilian, or piscine, intelligence had anything to do with his demise.

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Re: Spying on us?

"Why aren't our TLAs spying back?"
They probably are. How would we know absent another Snowden?

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Re: Deep Time

"It's quite clear that not even all the elReg commentariat perceive the world in the same way."
Mithen's thesis is that much of what is accessible to the conscious mind in modern man was unavailable to the conscious mind of our early ancestors... The available evidence would appear to suggest that not all of us are equally blessed in this respect.

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Re: Deep Time

"The reason I make this point is that human tool making evolved very slowly for a very long time (in our terms) and then some event accelerated it, which may have been the drying out of the Middle East and population pressure."
Not really. Human toolmaking remained static for long periods of time before step changes.

From 2.6 Mya to 1.76 Mya those tools were very primitive. Tools from the early part of this period are no different to those found at the end. Then a new tech developed and persisted until 400 Kya. From this point (Middle Stone Age) onward there was some gradual progress though there's also a step change from the Lower to the Upper Paeleolithic.

As to intelligence in stone age humans, Steven Mithen has written some fascinating books. He makes a case that our ancestors perceived the world in a way very different to ours.

A big ask for any nerd, but going outside (your usual data sets) can be good for you

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""Ask" is a verb."
Also a noun: "1886 ‘Cavendish’ Whist 127 When your three comes down in the next round, it is not an ask for trumps."

F-35 firmware patches to be rolled out 'like iPhone updates'

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Re: Same old.

"I recommend Col. James G Burton's book The Pentagon Wars as an insight into how things are arranged and managed in the procurement of weapons at the Pentagon."
I usually recommend Fred Reed's Au Phuc Dup and Nowhere to Go: The Only Really True Book About Viet Nam as a primer on US military management.

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Re: About our spiffy new aircraft carrier....

"Once again "keeping us safe" seems like an expensive lie. What am I missing?"
That it's one less weapon the government can deploy against its own citizens.

Facebook ran $100k of deliberately divisive Russian ads ahead of 2016 US election

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Re: Just when you thought...

"A list of 'Whatabouts' of does not change the fact the the US still has Rule Of Law, as Trump finds out to his cost, whereas Russia has rule of Putin regardless of law or constitution."
Forget about Putin, you need to take off the blinkers. What "Rule of Law" sends soldiers to kill students on a university campus?

Killed (and approximate distance from the National Guard):

Jeffrey Glenn Miller; age 20; 265 ft (81 m) shot through the mouth; killed instantly

Allison B. Krause; age 19; 343 ft (105 m) fatal left chest wound; died later that day

William Knox Schroeder; age 19; 382 ft (116 m) fatal chest wound; died almost an hour later in a local hospital while undergoing surgery

Sandra Lee Scheuer; age 20; 390 ft (120 m) fatal neck wound; died a few minutes later from loss of blood

Not one of those kids shot dead on May 4, 1970 were political activists, or engaged in any criminal activity. Walking from one class to another is pretty routine behaviour for students world-wide. The day that the USA started executing students while doing so was transforming for many of us.

Luckily they missed Chrissie Hynde.

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Re: Just when you thought...

"But that is just missing the point. Saudi Aramco is owned by the Saudi state and that is not a normal state either. I grant you both in a second.

....

Honest question. None of you are going to change my mind any more than I am going to change yours. Why do you still bother?"

First, the USA doesn't appear among the top 10 oil producers on the planet. What makes Saudi Aramco, a company that typifies oil production, "abnormal"?

You appear to be attempting to persuade us that you are a jingoist. Frankly, you persuaded us with your first couple of posts. Repeatedly telling us what a jingoist you are isn't going to make the slightest bit of difference. We might very well think additional things of you, but you aren't going to change our minds about your jingoism because you have succeeded.

The relevant question then isn't why do we bother, but why do you?

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Re: Just when you thought...

"Gazprom and Rosneft are targets of sanctions because they are not normal oil companies. They are part of the Russian state's (which is not separated from the interests of any particular group as it would be in a normal democracy)..."
Actually it's "Big Oil" that are not "normal". Most of the world's oil and oil companies are government owned and controlled. You need to learn that when you're in a hole you should stop digging...

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"weak minded sheep"
I see what you were doing there GrumpyKiwi :-)

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Re: a febrile atmosphere in the US

I thought the febrile atmosphere was supposedly caused by "carbon pollution". Febrile = "Of or pertaining to fever; produced by or indicative of fever; feverish."

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Re: Where's the substance?

"So not the St Petersburg in Florida?"
Can the average Merkin tell the difference? Remembering the good people of Bagdad being harassed by Merkins following the invasion of Iraq.

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Re: Just when you thought...

"RT is not a less western viewpoint. It is propaganda. Modern day Pravda."
So how effective is this propaganda. There used to be a saying in the People's Paradise: "I know it's not true. I read it in Pravda."

Red panic: Best Buy yanks Kaspersky antivirus from shelves

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"Just install the virustotal context menu clicker."
The horse has already bolted of course, but thanks for the heads up. Hopefully I won't ever need it, but if I do I hope I remember your excellent advice.

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Re: needed to run a dubious exe file...

"I could have made that exact post... "
Great minds like a think :-)

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Re: needed to run a dubious exe file...

"Come on, spill. It was iTunes wasn't it?!"
Actually it wasn't. What purpose would iTunes serve me? I have some 700+ GB of CD RIPs and transcriptions of my vinyl record collection. All played through Foobar 2000.

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"My antivirus is "not clicking on random things I don't understand". Served me perfectly well since the 80's,"
What a truly excellent idea that is and well worth more than a single upvote. Worked well for me for the best part of two decades. Except there's more than just virus around these days so, being a belt and braces man, I've always had anti-malware protection as well.

Then the other day I really, really needed to run a dubious exe file. So, I dutifully ran it by Vipre and received the nod to run it. Big Mistake! It installed 26 different applications and a huge number of other nasties. Spent most of yesterday disinfesting the machine.

Malware Bytes was a great help. Vipre have most definitely lost a customer, but then that was the case when they started bad-mouthing Kaspersky. Put the idea in my head that they just might be doing what they accuse Kaspersky of.

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Re: Meh

"I have one literally next door. I haven't been able to buy anything I needed from them in several years."
That's nothing! MS are on the Interwebs which is as good as next door. Haven't been able to buy anything I needed from them in several years either. Not that I'd want o give them any money since the GWX fiasco.

How alien civilizations deal with climate is a measure of how smart they are. Just sayin'...

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Re: That's small fry.

"Who says you can't use all the energy of a galaxy?"
Frank Tipler says you can and has been doing so for many years:

There Are No Limits To The Open Society

From The Critical Rationalist, a short-lived peer-reviewed journal archived at The Karl Popper Web.

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Re: I always find it amusing...

"And presumably not a professor of English either"
I don't think malle-herbert ever claimed to be. Looks like a bit of predictive text to me...

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Re: I always find it amusing...

"Our planet doesn't need saving... it i'll be just fine without us..."
As George Carlin so wittily pointed out:

George Carlin on Global Warming

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"Class III: The planet has a light atmosphere, and exhibits some biological activity. But it has little effect on the planet. "
Obviously never heard of

The Great Oxygenation Event (Oxygen Catastrophe, Oxygen Crisis, Oxygen Holocaust, Oxygen Revolution, or Great Oxidation) ~ 2 billion years ago.

Surprising nobody, lawyers line up to sue the crap out of Equifax

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Re: At the risk of showing symptoms of Tourettes ...

"What sort of subhuman f****** c*** comes up with those T & C's in a situation like this?"
Speaking as a complete fucking cunt, I resent being equated to a lawyer!

Fruit flies' brains at work: Decision-making? They use their eyes

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Re: Fruit Fly Drinking

"Incidentally the ones that live near me have bright orange eyes and elongated stripey bodies like miniature wasps, and look nothing like the El Reg picture "
The Genus Drosophila contains ~1,500 species with considerable variation in appearance. The fly illustrated is D. melanogaster beloved of genetics researchers everywhere.

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Re: How?

In a word: glue. The flies are glued to tiny magnetic pins that are held in place with a magnetic field. It's a hard, but mercifully short life when you're a fruit-fly.

A Magnetic Tether System to Investigate Visual and Olfactory Mediated Flight Control in Drosophila

Scottish pensioners rage at Virgin cabinet blocking their view

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Re: It's Scotland

"I think they are more interested in watching the neighbors and who's driving up and down their street. Seems many older folks spend a lot of time doing that. I'm thinking it's like watching a live soap opera. or something."
Speaking as an old fart, it's more a matter of thinking to yourself as you watch: "Look at those poor fuckers having to go to work..."

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Happy

Hello Lars, have an upvote for giving me the chance to make yet another foolish comment :-)

Well it's been a long, dry, cold winter. Now it's wet, cold and snowing. Usually we have much warmer weather at this time and the Welcome Swallows would have arrived. Instead we have Currawongs (large crows) visiting from the highlands and making a mess of things when they're bored. We usually don't see them after July.

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"was this story really wordy "
Not particularly wordy; less than 300 words...

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"Maybe thunderbird would work better on a Virgin connection..."
Might need to ask Lady Penelope about that...

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Re: Fail to see

"You know, that room of the house that people tend to spend the most time in."
You missed a bit off the end of your sentence:

... watching the telly.

Wonder why Congress doesn't clamp down on its gung-ho spies? Well, wonder no more

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Re: Shone

"Who really fricken cares? If you want to play grammar police, or show off your self-centered egotistical knowledge on something you just googled, please do it somewhere else."
Take a look in the mirror of your bathroom cabinet. Open the door and take the pills the doctor prescribed. You apparently forgot to take them...

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Re: Archaic Merkin

@ handleoclast

Mostly agree except that Australia adopted -ise rather than the Merkin -ize or the Brits' mix of -ise and -ize. So, I tend to use the Macquarie Dictionary for spelling and the OED for meaning. I don't think the compilers of the Macquarie were trying to dumb down our language; they were more concerned about consistency. And including some interesting vernacular such as "cold as a nun's cunt".

People have a tendency to think of English as singular whereas there are several Englishes: British, American, Australian, Indian and so forth. Hence my concurring that shined is as legitimate as shone, albeit archaic in British English.

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Re: Shone

"It's Merkin usage. Shined instead of shone."
AKA archaic usage.

"1586 Sidney Arcadia ii. (Sommer) 127 b, Then shined foorth indeede all loue among them."

We don't need another hero: Huawei overtakes Apple – even without a big-hitter

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Coat

"The 5s? What Android device works after that long?"
Samsung's Galaxy Note 3. Mine has a 32 GB SD card in it full of music. Never had an iPhone, nor ever likely to.

Mine's the coat with the Note 3 in the pocket.

Please, pleeeease let me ban Kaspersky Lab from US govt PCs – senator

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Re: This coming from the country...

"the U.S was condemned them for invading a sovereign country. Ignoring the fact we have done it with Iraq and Afghanistan."
And the rest!

1950 North Korea

1961 Cuba

1965 Dominican Republic

1983 Grenada

1989 Panama

1994 Haiti

Every ten* years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business.

- Michael Ledeen, holder of the Freedom Chair at the American Enterprise Institute

* More like 8 years!

Unable to give up on life on Mars, bio-boffins now thrilled to find boron

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"Isn't boron formed by cosmic ray activity? "
Yes. Also in supernovae. Essential trace element in plant nutrition.