* Posts by Pompous Git

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US Director of National Intelligence legs it

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Re: What you have to look forward to ....... ‽ .

Please give an example of a false fact as opposed to a "true fact"...tinfoilhattt

Happy to oblige, amigo.

[pedant] Sorry amanfromMars, but you are wrong.

A fact (OED): "Something that has really occurred or is actually the case; something certainly known to be of this character; hence, a particular truth known by actual observation or authentic testimony, as opposed to what is merely inferred, or to a conjecture or fiction; a datum of experience, as distinguished from the conclusions that may be based upon it".

The "false facts" whereof you squeak are inferences, not particular truths.

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Re: Oblig Goon Show Quote

That's the guy who invented the toilet.
I thought it was the name of the guy who brought gonorrhoea from America to Europe.

NASA discovers mysterious super-fast electrons whizzing above Earth

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Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

If you are really interested in water, you might like to do some research into the Archeus of Water.
And since I am really interested in water, I will leave the investigation of the intersection of the astral plane with the higher vibrations of the material world to them that prefer New Age/Medieval/NeoPlatonic/Astrological [delete whichever is inapplicable] bullshit to the physical sciences.

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Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

Well, if you knew a bit more about Alchemy you wouldn't have asked such a facile question.
My knowledge of what the Rosicrucian and Freemasons are up to is severely limited and likely to remain so. My knowledge of alchemy as practised by Isaac Newton is somewhat limited by his secrecy regarding his alchemical experiments. I have little interest in perfecting my soul especially since I doubt that I possess such a thing. OTOH the physical and chemical properties of water fascinate facile old me.

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Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

If you want to have your mind blown about the properties of water, try studying Alchemy

There are 12 phase, 22 density, 12 material, 11 thermodynamic and 9 physical anomalies when comparing water with other liquids. Why the fuck would you be bothered with alchemy when there's still so much to learn about water?

'Pavement power' - The bad idea that never seems to die

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Better tell that to Costa Rica.
Why? They don't derive their energy from solar and wind. They derive it from hydro and geothermal.

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Re: Mechanical efficiency FTW

I wondered if the heavier, more deliberate step of the obese would make a notable difference. Then I realized that such folks are generally not in the habit of walking very far, so still not a good power source.
From the ABC TV show Catalyst:
Dr Norman Swann: So can you be fat and fit? And it’s a really important question to answer because if you can be fat and fit it will make a huge difference to your health. I’ve got a photo of Pam here, Pam’s 122kg. I’m going to ask people what they think...

VOX POPS:

School Girl: She sort of looks really large around the middle.

Norman Swan: This woman is 122kg do you think she’s fit?

Young Man: No she’s not fit.

Norman Swan: Can you be fat and fit?

Young Man: Not at that weight no.

Norman Swan: Do you think you can be fat and fit?

Young Woman: No...no she’s not really fit.

Norman Swan: What if I told you she was a personal fitness trainer?

Young Woman: Oh no I wouldn’t be going to her classes.

FAT & FIT

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Re: Don't forget the Calories

On the other hand, it might mean that people lose weight, get fitter and healthier.
It's odd that so many people don't notice the consequence of the lose weight/get fitter promotion means you get to die younger. Not arguing against fitness, just the Obesity Epidemic nonsense.

Association of bodyweight with total mortality and with cardiovascular events in coronary artery disease: a systematic review of cohort studies

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And it's very economically viable, considering that a system with a projected lifespan of 25 years should have paid for itself in 3, even taking into account expected drops in efficiency.
I'd love to see the numbers. When the Australian government were heavily subsidising solar PV I came up with 18 years to pay for the investment. Australian consumer magazine Choice came up with 16 years, but didn't specify the exact location. Where I live there's lots of sunshine hours. Only Perth in Western Australia have more. Likely Choice were basing their figures on Melbourne, or Sydney.

The seller's estimated cost savings required the array to supply 140% of its rated output. They never responded to my questions. The estimated costings were based on excess energy being paid for at better than retail price per KW/hr. Feed-in tariff is now at wholesale electricity prices so I wouldn't be surprised if the time to repay the investment now exceeds the anticipated life of the installation.

Telecoms Ombudsman praises nbn™ for growing connections faster than complaints

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Re: Be warned

once you're on NBN, you can't get faxes
Also your burglar alarm system needs replacement, your business letterhead changes because new telephone number (mandatory), insurance increases because the NBN entry point to your business is accessible from the street (mandatory)... According to businesses in Cygnet as reported on ABC TV News several years ago. You only got to keep your old copper wires if you get fixed wireless which contradicted what we were told before we got FW.

FWIW Commbank is still using faxes rather than email for lotsa stuff.

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Re: What I find aggravating...

I wrote: "I can recall ADSL going down once, but not for 24 hours. A tree fell over the power and telephone lines..." ADSL uses copper wires either strung up on poles, or underground.

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What I find aggravating...

... is the unreliability of the NBN, particularly since it costs appreciably more than ADSL. Yesterday we were without connectivity for 24 hours, something that never happened on ADSL, or dial-up in 25 years. I can recall ADSL going down once, but not for 24 hours. A tree fell over the power and telephone lines in a severe windstorm and both were reconnected within a few hours.

Telstra's answers El Reg's Smart Home security questions

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Re: Trust Telstra!?!?

They couldn't be relied on to organise a beer and a BJ in a brothel with a bar.
True! So why ask them when there's any number of people who can? :-)

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Re: Telstra?

I remember the 'mericans switching over to STD in the early '60s. And as I recall, the last Australian manual exchange to cut over to STD was in 1991.
It's not so much the start date, but the end date that's important. I met a Merkin (several actually) when the USS Enterprise was in Hobart in the mid 70s. One told me that his folks were reliant on an earth return phone line via a pyramid switchboard. When there was drought there was no telephone service.

When we cut over surrounding exchanges to Smithton in NW Tasmania ca. 1972 I was told it was the last of the manual exchange cut overs. Perhaps I was misinformed and happy to stand corrected.

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Re: Telstra?

It saddens me when they say they "aspire" to be a technology company, considering they were one prior to privatisation.
Ditto; The Git worked for Telecom when it was part of the PMG in the early 1970s. I remember the last manual exchange cutting over to STD and the Merkins were still using the old pyramid switchboards. Mind you, we used to update Directory entries in large hardbound ledgers using dip-in pen and ink.

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Telstra?

A rich Arab oil sheikh asked his 25 year old son what he wanted for his birthday. He said "a Mercedes" so his dad bought the Mercedes car company for him. He then asked his 8 year old son what he wanted for his birthday. The youngster replied: "A Mickey Mouse outfit" so his dad bought him Telstra.

Antivirus tools are a useless box-ticking exercise says Google security chap

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Re: Are you effing kidding?!

Don't use anti virus? You have lost your goddamn fucking mind so fuck right off.....

AV works. To propose getting rid of it is fucking criminal insanity

It is possible to run a computer safely without AV. I have been told, and am willing to stand corrected, that there is no need for AV on Linux. Dunno how my Win7 VM is going to be infected when it's not connected to any network.

FWIW, I have been infected by virus exactly twice. First time was the original Word macro virus that came home from The Gitling's primary school on a floppy disk nearly 30 years ago. Second time was when he held his first (and last) LAN party when he was in secondary school. Neither virus was detected by the AV software running at the time.

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Surely that's phushing lunks
Ah, a New Zealander. Met any attractive sheep lately? ;-)

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Telling users not to click on phishing links
Network Solutions started sending out emails telling its clients that they have to "click on the red button" to confirm your email address or we terminate your service. I emailed back and pointed out to support that NetSol had issued an advisory telling users not to click on red buttons in emails as they were likely phishing attacks.

Support emailed me back that it was an ICANN requirement that domain registrants confirm their email and the only way to confirm my email was to click on the red button. I pointed out that we were conversing via the email address concerned and was told that was not evidence the email address existed; only clicking the red button would do that.

I no longer use NetSol.

Married man arrives at A&E with wedding ring stuck on todger

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Re: Limpopo?

Seiously, shouldn't that be Limpeepee?

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Thankfully, the oedema - fluid retention - subsidised and after three days of antibiotic use, the man made a full recovery.
I wonder how much the subsidy was.

Your body reveals your password by interfering with Wi-Fi

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Re: In the average Starbucks

where all the hipsters are typing away on their precious iDevices, I would guess
you only need to decipher one and you've got the lot. They wouldn't dare deviate from what everyone else is doing...

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Re: It would be interesting...

I imagine the number of people affected by this vuln is going to be quite small. In return the "cure" would affect 100% of the visually impaired. In fact the cure is actively deceptive, so adding insult to injury as it were. I seem to remember ever so may of us commentards being angry that MS decided the red button with an X on it was equivalent to the OK button.

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It would be interesting...

... to know why I'm downvoted for advocating web accessibility. Australia at least has the Disability Discrimination Act 1992 and the UN Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities states that, “… information intended for the general public to persons with disabilities in accessible formats and technologies appropriate to different kinds of disabilities in a timely manner and without additional cost”.

The convention also urges, “…private entities that provide services to the general public, including through the internet, to provide information and services in accessible and usable formats for persons with disabilities.”

Quite why some web designers have a hate-on for the less abled escapes me.

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Changing the layout would effectively lock me out completely.
Blind people too so probably illegal. Dunno about immoral and fattening...

Spain's Prime Minister wants to ban internet memes. No, really

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Re: I've never before heard of this Mariano Rajoy

Meme-making sounds: nit one, twat one, nit one twat two...

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Re: Note to all political leaders:

Ah, but violent protests are not banned, hence the news stories
Back in 1968 it was "elect a pig for president". When the Merkins get one they protest against their wish being granted. It's all an unfathomable mystery...

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Re: Note to all political leaders:

When you ban peaceful protest, all protest must become violent because the arms of the state will make it so.
I could not agree more. I was completely unaware that peaceful protest had been made illegal in the USA. Mea culpa.

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Re: Note to all political leaders:

And if you pay attention you will see that Captain DaFt didn't mention any of the things you list.
Are you claiming that because Captain DaFt didn't mention them, the riots I have paid attention to on TV are not happening?

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Re: Note to all political leaders:

There can be no true Democracy without protesters freely demonstrating in the streets
Frankly I'm glad I live in a democracy where we don't riot on the streets, shoot each other and destroy property because we don't like the results of a general election.

2016 in a nutshell: Boffins break monkeys' backs to turn them into tragic shuffling cyborgs

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Re: Delaying Hope

How selfish are we humans, kill anything for an extra 5 minutes of this life of confrontation.
Recently killed to give The Git and SWMBO rather more than an extra 5 minutes' life: one sheep, one cabbage, one carrot, one pumpkin, one parsnip and a handful of wheat berries (think of them as foetuses) mercilessly ground to powder for the gravy. The sage leaves were still living as I savagely chopped them up into small pieces.

Having also registered as an organ donor, I too agree that none should go to John Savard.

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Re: Not ethical

a quick search via google finds
I don't need to do a Google search to discover what Nazi medicos did to prisoners. A Jewish friend has horrendous scarring to his legs where the skin was removed without anaesthesia. Jews don't really feel pain apparently. The skin was used to graft wounds received by German soldiers, presumably to little effect given immunology. My friend was four years old at the time.

I thought of this when having my CRT-D implant when the anaesthetising nurse "forgot" to top up the local anaesthetic because he was "distracted". There's not much ethics in medicine.

Trump's torture support could mean the end of GCHQ-NSA relationship

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Re: Another parallel

To even pretend the the orange buffoon is anywhere near the intelligence level and human understanding of Lincoln is to insult missing links.
He is however intelligent enough to have achieved what Lincoln did and the Hildebeast didn't. Thinking back to Ronnie Rayguns (remember Star Wars?) I'm not at all sure that intelligence is a qualification for POTUS.

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Re: Torture works?

what I'm saying there are some people who CAN'T be intimidated.
I don't imagine that anyone believes that everyone can be intimidated. So what? Even if only a small percentage of people were intimidated by torture, torturers would still have loads of fun torturing them. Chances are that torturers even enjoy torturing people who aren't intimidated by torture. I wouldn't know because it's not part of my nature to torture people.

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Unhappy

Democracy

Leonard Cohen's dead...

Democracy

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Re: You mean the US still has any secrets to share after they've passed thru Hillary's server?

Actually, most sane people lost.
Actually, you are missing the point.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
H L Mencken

It matters not one tittle whether Tweedle Dumb, or Tweedle Dumber won unless you happen to be Tweedle Dumb, or Tweedle Dumber.

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Re: Torture isn't even the biggest problem

Torture only yields evidence that the torturer wants to hear. Occasionally that might be the truth, but by and large very unlikely.
More correctly, what the torturer's employers want to hear. And what the employers want they get. And that is by definition the "truth".

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Re: Scaremongering

Richard Nixon notoriously said that, "If the President does it, it isn't illegal".

Similarly so too did Charles I.

The Divine Right of Kings. Paradoxically Cardinal Robert Bellarmine (head of the Inquisition that tried Galileo for heresy) "did not believe that the institute of monarchy had any divine sanction". And as all right-thinking people know the Catholic Church was wrong about everything... [/sarc]

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Re: Torture works?

Trouble is, what if the man involved has no family...
Try reading the literature. The main purpose of torture is intimidation, not extracting true confessions. Usually the confessions have already been written prior to torture. No participation by the confessor required.

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Re: Re Big John

get more exercise (golf doesn't count)
WTF? I used to play golf at a 9 hole golf course ~20 years ago when I was much fitter. One time I played round twice and I was completely fucking shagged out! So was the retired US marine I played golf with and he played almost every day.

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Re: Donald J. Trump

I've never found anyone who claims that "name calling" or "profanity" shows a lack of intelligence to be particularly intelligent themselves.
Wish I could upvote your post more...

Silicon Valley VCs: We're gonna make California great again – on its own

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Why does most of the produce I get in Alabama says from California ?
Marketing? Dunno about the US, but here in Tasmania we grow a huge amount of fresh produce that gets shipped across the Bass Strait to the wholesale market in Victoria. Tasmania's needs are then shipped back to Tasmanian supermarkets (The "Fresh" Food People). My farm used to grow "Collinsvale" swedes (rutabagas) because everyone knows the bestest swedes come from Collinsvale. So the swedes from Franklin used to be trucked to Collinsvale on the opposite side of the city before delivering them to Hobart.

Apropos secession, it amused me that when I first arrived in Tasmania in 1970 there was much talk of this. Our political masters told us it would never work because Tasmania was a net sink for taxes. Closer investigation revealed that many of Tasmania's major businesses had registered head offices in Victoria and New South Wales (because taxes), so income actually earned in Tasmania was deemed to be earned interstate.

It's a strange world.

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Re: @nematoad - comparison with Brexit

They could pay them in pot though, which should keep the cost down :)
Dunno about being paid with drugs, members of the US military certainly subsidise their income with drugs. When the USS Enterprise visited Hobart in 1976 the city was flooded with LSD (branded red,white and blue) and cannabis in several forms. Hobartians were also introduced to smack and speed that had hitherto been rarely used here. I remember thinking: "These fuckers are in charge of nuclear weapons and flying supersonic aircraft while they are completely shit-faced". It was an interesting week to say the least.

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Re: Prisoners of Geography

Do yourself a favour. Go buy (and read) Tim Marshall's excellent book...
Hmmm, I have two of Tim Marshall's books: Weed and Composting. The latter is inscribed "From one rotter to another". I must read this book whereof you squeak.

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Trump seems a bit thick....And, BTW, if you know you are thick as a brick, DON'T EFFING VOTE!
As thick as you AC? You are supposedly living in a democracy. Yet I just saw on the TV news so-called Democrats calling for the deportation of their fellow citizens for not voting the way you wanted them to. Frankly, I find that disgusting.

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Some Democrat!

As such, he thinks the state should go its own way because he doesn't like who has just been elected to the top job in the country.
Doesn't believe in democracy obviously!

UK privacy watchdog sends poison pen letter to Zuckerberg et al

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Re: Delete your account

You want to reactivate it and DELETE it (not "deactivate").
I did delete it by clicking on a button with the word DELETE on it. I have no intention of reactivating my account just to do so AGAIN.

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Delete your account

"unless you opt out of data sharing within the first 30 days, the only option if you’re not happy is to delete your account"
How does that work then? I deleted mine years ago and I still get reminders from Farcebook telling me I can reactivate my account and all my "stuff" is still there.

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Now there's a nice thought.
Providing her arse matches the rather attractive face. Sadly, Google Images was no help in this regard.

Red squirrels! Adorable, right? Wrong – they're riddled with leprosy

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Re: If it gets desperate enough to eat

squirrels, I'm hunting vegetarians. Not much meat on either but the vege's won't put up as much of a fight.
You do know that cattle, sheep, elephants even, are all vegetarian with lots of meat... And if you think elephants don't put up much of a fight you are in for one hell of a surprise.