* Posts by Pompous Git

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Just like knotted-up headphones: Entangled photons stay entwined over record distance

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Re: "(you could think of the direction of a bar magnet)"

"If they're entangled, can they be separated with a big magnet?"
Wrong part of the Internet to ask that. Try putting the question to Schrödinger's cat/kittens.

Europe-wide BitTorrent indexer blockade looms after Pirate Bay blow

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"Amazon US maybe - but was it a credit card issue, or was the seller unable or unwillingly to sell/ship to Europe? What circuit the card was? Never found issues using Visa or Mastercard."
I never have issues purchasing CDs, books, ebooks from Amazon with Mastercard. Just attempted to purchase Fat Freddy's Drop album as MP3 and was told I didn't have a suitable payment method. Same happens when I attempt to purchase software from Amazon.

"If you want to pay cash because you feat to be tracked, better to find a physical shop..."
You're fucking joking, right?

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"actually, physical media are an excellent backup - and sound far better than MP3s."
After a recent discussion here on El Reg I decided to test that assertion. It might be the case that when I was younger and the codecs were less well-developed that there was a difference. I could not detect any difference between SACD, CD, Flac, or 320 kbps MP3. And I'm talking active listening here, not as background.

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Purchasing CDs is too hard...

A month ago purchased Fat Freddy's Drop CD from a UK online store. Three days later the vendor announced the CD had been returned by the postal service in pieces and their supplier was out of stock. Ordered from an Australian online vendor three weeks ago and still waiting for delivery. Should have taken five business days.

A few years ago a major Australian CD retailer was advertising von Karajan's Wagner Ring Cycle on their website. Went to their store in Hobart and was told it was unavailable. When I asked why it was being advertised on their website if it was unavailable was told they had lots of stuff on their website that was unavailable. The Karl Böhm version was available at twice the price!

Why can't I just purchase a license to "pirate" what I want to listen to?

Brazilian whacks Intel over 'exploding' Atom smartphone chips

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no evidence to suggest that the overheating issues... were caused by our product

True! The overheating was caused by allowing electricity from the battery to flow through the chip.

It came from space! Two-headed flatworm stuns scientists

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Videos of two headed flatworm

Flatworm regeneration:

Two-headed planaria

Whenever you think you've sussed The Rules in biology, somebody discovers an organism that breaks 'em.

Telstra to hang up on 1,400 more workers

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"Under the former fibre-only build, the copper was to be retired completely."
Except it wasn't "fibre-only", we have FW and Satellite for our nearby neighbours less than a kilometre from the fibre backbone running from Franklin to Geeveston. The copper remains intact for the POTS.

Australian oppn. leader wants to do something about Bitcoin, because terrorism and crypto

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leftish-of-centre

A lot depends on one's own stance. As one of Geoffrey Blainey's students once remarked: "When you're to the left of Pol Pot, everyone else is right wing!" Still, you do have a point... When I resigned from the ALP, I wrote in my letter: "If you ever hear of anyone starting a Labour Party in Australia, please let me know because I'd love to join."

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“things we simply do not know enough”

That's never sufficient to prevent politicians having an opinion on such things...

Swedish school pumps up volume to ease toilet trauma

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Re: Amongst all this music...

Not to mention hits and misses!

Oill give it foive!

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Alert

Re: If you've had a child with encopresis...

What I have is an incontinence problem. Happily I wear my Depends while pissing myself with laughter.

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Re: 4'33" by John Cage

"It's crazy how repressed our social norms still are, especially for women."
Never stopped my mother, but then we were working class. Her refrain:

"Where e'er you be on land or sea

Always let your wind blow free."

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Re: as we have started down memory lane...

Mike Hayes of Prickle Farm fame used to relate a story about cleaning out the septic tank on the day of a wedding he had to attend. He fell in and no amount of washing could remove the stink!

First house we lived in in Australia the night cart used to collect the full can and replace it with an empty one. Mother wrote a letter to the local paper in UKLand. They refused to print it on the grounds that life couldn't ever be that primitive, even in the colonies.

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Re: Forgotten already?

"Not one mention The Butthole Surfers?"
Turd comment... So to speak ;-)

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Re: What did Rome do for us

There's a scene in Aristophanes Frogs where Dionysus meets Aeacus a security guard in the underworld. Aeacus believes Dionysus stole his puppy, Cerberus, so he's really pissed off. Aeacus tells Dionysus that the hags of hell “are going shred your blood-soaked kidneys,” whereupon the immortal deity Dionysius falls flat on his face cowering in fear. Dionysuius’ next line is: “I shit myself!”

Will that do?

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We're not saying we're living in a simulation but someone's simulated the universe in a computer

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Re: #REALLY??

"I am skeptical of science/research that doesn't really DO anything to change anyone's life, but then, much of science research is exactly that. Asking pointless questions, getting some answers, and writing a research paper that means nothing."
Wrong time frame. It seems to take a while to sink in. Example: Heinrich Hertz's research into radio waves didn't instantaneously result in television; it took fifty odd years.

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Re: That is not science..just a waste of time and resources!

"However then you would have no electricity which also means no computer so you wouldn't have been able to post your comment."
And we'd be stuck watching television by candlelight!

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Re: "The universe is made up of about 23 per cent dark matter and 72 per cent dark energy"

"Contents may have settled after packing"
Bonus 50% extra space at no additional cost!

Who will save us from voice recog foolery from scumbags? Magnetometer!

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Re: Quad

Or the Heil Air Motion Transformer...

Golden handshakes of almost half a million at Wikimedia Foundation

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Re: High School Math question

Far from it in fact. But the question then arises as I hinted at in the previous comment: "Are the folks we are discussing representative examples of Mammalia?"

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Re: High School Math question

"I recall seeing a recent artilce somewhere saying that it takes about 12 seconds for mammals to do a wee, irrespective of size"
Esme, I consider myself to be a member of the class Mammalia and I suspect that you're underestimating the time to wee. Due to my advancing years, I suffer from hardening of the prostate gland and this makes weeing a more protracted process; more like 60 seconds to completion, ignoring the last few drops of course. Then I also have congestive heart failure and that means my day starts with 40 mg of Frusemide, a dieuretic, closely followed by two very large mugs of unsweetened black coffee; also dieuretic. So on a bad day I might wee four or five times in the first hour.

OTOH these times may not be applicable to weasels, rats, or indeed members of the class Reptilia.

Donald Trumped: Comey says Prez is a liar – and admits he's a leaker

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Re: The nub of the biscuit.

"As I recall, all of the US intelligence agencies agree that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. The CIA, the FBI, the NSA: all agreed that it happened."
Well that's grounds for suspicion right there. "Everyone" agreed that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass "distraction"... For some reason this reminds me of old Russian saying: "I read it in Pravda so I know it's not true."

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@ gerdesj

Upper case thorn is Alt 0222 (Þ) and lower case Alt 0254 (þ) on a Windows PC. Law is late Old English (ca. 1000 AD).

Feeling old? Well, we're older than that: Newly found Homo sapiens jaw dates back 350k years

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Re: Must be fake news

"Is that like an Orgasmatron but comes in fives?"
An oblique reference to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters perhaps...

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"I am not too sure burial practices go back that far."
Earliest known burials go back ~100,000 ybp.

Mystery Lingers Over Ritual Behavior of New Human Ancestor

Meteor swarm spawns new and dangerous branch

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Re: Interesting use of statistics... "lies, damned lies and statistics"

"Noah forgot to put the 19 mega-fauna on board? Heh! Heh!"
It's hard to figure out how he got any fauna from North America, Australasia or Antarctica on board.

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Re: Interesting use of statistics... "lies, damned lies and statistics"

"homo sapiens arrived ate all the large animals and then decided to switch to a healthy vegetarian diet once they had eaten all the meat. The problem is that there's no evidence to support it - homo sapiens was around for tens of thousands of years prior to the extinction and then, in one year, ate everything?"

Here's what the evidence suggests:

"The late Pleistocene witnessed the extinction of 35 genera of North American mammals. The last appearance dates of 16 of these genera securely fall between 12,000 and 10,000 radiocarbon years ago (≈13,800–11,400 calendar years B.P.), although whether the absence of fossil occurrences for the remaining 19 genera from this time interval is the result of sampling error or temporally staggered extinctions is unclear. Analysis of the chronology of extinctions suggests that sampling error can explain the absence of terminal Pleistocene last appearance dates for the remaining 19 genera. The extinction chronology of North American Pleistocene mammals therefore can be characterized as a synchronous event that took place 12,000–10,000 radiocarbon years B.P. Results favor an extinction mechanism that is capable of wiping out up to 35 genera across a continent in a geologic instant."
Emphasis mine.

Synchronous extinction of North America's Pleistocene mammals

A lot more than "just a guess".

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Re: And a further thought...

Meant to type African elephants. Indian elephants were domesticated.

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And a further thought...

Not all megafauna became extinct between 12,000 and 10,000 radiocarbon years BP. Elephants are still around and were arguably exposed to predation by humans there far longer than anywhere else on the planet. The Younger Dryas affected the tropics to a far lesser extent than the higher latitudes.

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Re: Interesting use of statistics... "lies, damned lies and statistics"

"Sure they do: the arrival; of homo sapiens. As in Australia and Europe, our arrival was quickly followed by population crash and extinction of megafauna."
It was also contemporaneous with the Younger Dryas climate event and a possible impact by an extra-terrestrial impact. It's hard to envisage these two latter as non-contributing factors. Likely it was a perfect storm as they say...

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Re: Taurids?

There were two Brummie girls down at the Bullring and a Merkin tourist. The tourist asks the girls if he can photograph them and they tell him he can. The tourist fiddles with his camera and as he continues to fiddle with it, the girls grow impatient.

Girl 1: "What's he doin' then?"

Girl 2: "I think he's trying to focus."

Girl 1: "Why doesn't he tek us to the pub then?"

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Re: FAKE NEWS!

"I would like to object to The Register publishing fake news such as this."
Of course it's fake. It's published on Arxiv and was endorsed by one of its authors.

Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law gets six months for hacking sweary super-chef's computer

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"Is there a more irregular language than English? I say "more irregular" rather than "less regular" as English seems to be aggressively so rather than having occasional lapses of judgement."
I think you will find that the common verbs in all languages are irregular since they will have been in use longest. Esperanto excepted, but I never came across anyone who spoke it.

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Re: not with read or lead

"not with lead, as Pb? seriously, how do you say that word?"
Plumbum.

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Re: @Pompous Git

"Obviously, your superpower is: Impervious to Puns!"
I don't know where the idea I possess superpowers comes from, but you are correct. I missed the pun and that makes me somewhat Mellon Collie...

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"Stop dreaming, you can't elope with her."
Who'd want to? With somebody who thinks baked beans on toast is a "celebrity chef" recipe? [Shudder...]

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"The word is "pleaded" not "pled""
From the OED:

"Forms: α. 3–4 plaide(n, plaid-i, 3–6 playde, 4 plede(n, 4–7 plede (5 pledde, plide, 5–7 pled), 6 pleade (pleed), 6–7 Sc. pleid, 6– plead. pa. tense and pple. pleaded: contracted 5 pladde, (9 dial. plad), 5– pled (orig. Sc. and dial.), 7–9 plead. β. 4 pleit-y, pleyte, playt-y, playte, pleten, -yn, 4–6 plete, 5–6 pleete, 6 pleate. "

I rest my case as it were...

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My in-laws made an outlaw out of me

Hank Penny: King of Hillbilly Bebop

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Paris Hilton

"Pretty much all the celebrity chefs are fake as hell."
Are you implying that Nigella Lawson's melons are fake?

Retirement age must move as life expectancy grows, says WEF

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Re: So... we should do the opposite...

"One option is to go to the casino and put your assets on red or black once or twice. If it works out you don't need the state pension. If it doesn't you get a better state pension. Simples."
I have an even better plan. Once the farm sells, we will build a really nice comfortable low maintenance home in town using up most of the assets.

The internet may well be the root cause of today's problems… but not in the way you think

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Re: Good and clever, until you stumble upon something..

"There are large groups of people in the United States who believe a range of views that are clearly and obviously wrong: dinosaurs existed at the same time as Jesus; "
Looking out the window at my feathery dinosaurs. They aren't laying at the moment, but hopefully will start again in spring...

Downsized Dinosaurs: The Evolutionary Transition to Modern Birds

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Re: Where's the upvote button?

"According to some accounts, some religious adherents simply refused to see the evidence even when looking directly through Galileo's telescope."
Careful... Galileo was a religious adherent too and rather more famous for his sermons than his science in his day. His telescope was rather primitive and other astronomers (Jesuits) were rightly sceptical and thought that what was being seen were artefacts in the telescope's lenses.

Three drawings of Saturn by Galileo

Today we know that Saturn doesn't have ears.

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Re: Same old problem

"I would make speeches promoting apathy if I thought anyone would listen."
Bit isn't apathy supposed to be a problem. Anyway, who gives a fuck?

Typed by someone who used to hand out cards with the words: "Vote 1: Informal" on them in the 1960s...

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Re: The problem isn't ideologies spreading on the Internet

"I've applied for such cleaning jobs. I was turned down due to lack of experience of being a cleaner."
What? Your mother/wife/sister [delete whichever is inapplicable] wouldn't give you a reference? Shame...

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Re: The problem isn't ideologies spreading on the Internet

"Just another indication that a major requirement for political ambition is basic ineptitude."
The other being lack of conscience.

The open source community is nasty and that's just the docs

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Re: Have they surveyed other groups?

"A survey of Twitter users would certainly make an interesting control group."
Mustering them all in the same place at the same time might be better... See icon -->

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Re: @Streaky ... Have they surveyed other groups?

"Ever see a duck billed platypus take home chicks from the bar? Its not a pretty sight."
Er... no. Looks out window to the dam less than 50 metres away, then over shoulder towards the nearest bar 5 km or so away. And wonders why the fuck they'd bring the chicks home from there when the wood ducks will be hatching chicks next to the dam in a few weeks. It's a strange, strange world we live in...

Boffins find evidence of strange uranium-producing bacteria lurking underground

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Re: The usual baloney

"How do you think we invented long-chain polymers!"
I thought it was down to long-chain polysaccharides in beer! Thanks for the best laugh this week :-)

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Re: The usual baloney

""He doesn't say they make it from nothing he claims they transmute some other element !"

...which is unspecified.

I probably ought to resist replying to Pompous Git because he so obviously doesn't have a science background."

And you ought to resist attributing a quote by an AC to me. You obviously have a reading and comprehension problem.

As it happens I do have a science background, just not a conventional one. A decade ago I was offered the opportunity to undertake a PhD even though I lacked the requisite degree. Recognition of prior learning and current competencies and all that.

If you reread what I have written in this thread you will discover that I refer to transmutation of potassium to calcium. That is very specific, not as you state "unspecified".

For all of the reasons you stated, I too thought for many years that the addition of a proton to a potassium atom necessarily entails more energy than is available in a living organism. I learnt my physics from Resnick and Halliday back in the late 60s and I doubt that the physics has changed much in the intervening 40+ years.

But then my prawn farming friend who does have a science degree and was for decade an agricultural researcher decided to grow his own prawn food. For what should be obvious reasons he had his inputs analysed and also decided to have the output analysed. Now X amount of Ca, Y amount of K, Z amount of P... should equal (with some specific uncertainty) the amounts of Ca, K, P... They didn't. My friend went to considerable trouble to confirm the results. Why didn't he publish? I think your and Chemist's response here explains that.

BTW, I find it amusing that you don't bother addressing the content of Allan Widom's paper that claims that the transmutation is possible and as a Professor of Physics must necessarily be aware of the thermodynamic and other issues. I can't, as stated earlier, but will pass it to one of my physicist friends for comment. Providing they haven't died as so many of my friends seem wont to these days.