* Posts by Just Enough

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Europe to order Apple to cough up 'one beeellion Euros in back taxes'

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WTF?

Check out who we have!!

I suppose someone somewhere must have got a shed load of sexy iPads, and the bragging rights of having a swish Apple office on their turf. Cos that's worth far more than tax Euros, isn't it?

The people who really have cause to complain about this deal is Irish citizens, and every other company in Ireland that pays its taxes at the usual rate. This deal is basically the Irish government telling the citizens that they don't have any need for Apple's money, and giving all other Irish companies the finger.

New booze guidelines: We'd rather you didn't enjoy yourselves

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Re: because you can't enjoy yourself without a drink?

I'm afraid the Government can't win here. If they did nothing to convince people to drink less there would be complaints about nothing being done to discourage binge-drinking wassocks, wasting emergency service's time and money every Friday night. But if they suggest that maybe we could drink less, they're intrusive nanny state spoil-sports. People will always find something to complain about.

The only thing that works in these situations is cultural change and social pressure. Only once it becomes frowned upon to get smashed on a night out, to brag about your alcohol-induced amnesia, to insist you need a full bottle of wine every night before bed, will people's behaviour gradually change. Part of bringing that about is the Government providing some kind of lead.

If anyone has a problem with that advice; well no-one is forcing them to heed it. They can go back to their pints.

WhatsApp is to hand your phone number to Facebook

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Holmes

Anyone surprised?

Well, here's a development that surprises absolutely no-one. Some of my friends use Whatsapp and tried convincing me to join them because this wouldn't happen, or that it wouldn't be a problem.

On the occasions I use it, Facebook whines constantly about wanting my mobile number. I'm not giving them it. Not ever. Simply on the basis that it may be taken as a suggestion that I want them to phone/text me. And that would be a terrible lie.

However, I fear that they have it anyway, having slurped it off the contacts of a friend.

Excel hell messes up ~20 per cent of genetic science papers

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Everything is potentially a US formatted date

Using Excel in a chain of data transference always results in these kind of errors. Usual one is telephone numbers being rendered in scientific notation. Or the old favourite of a DD/MM/YYYY formatted date becoming a "DD/MM/YYYY" string, which then is interpreted as a MM/DD/YYYY formatted date. Excel will attempt to turn just about any code with forward slashes into a guessed date.

I also struggled with one that insisted in converting the user name June1 into a date.

UK IT consultant subject to insane sex ban order mounts legal challenge

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Clear signs

"People can show clear signs that they are on the path towards committing certain crimes prior to actually committing them, and it is entirely right of our legal system to identify such people and take steps to prevent them from committing said crimes in the first place. Denying that is what I would say makes a mockery of justice."

I believe you are showing clear signs of being on a path to removing the legal basis of "innocent until found guilty". It is entirely right that the legal system you wish to over-throw identifies you and takes steps to prevent you committing any crimes against human rights.

Please hand yourself into the nearest police station, where you can be tagged, photographed and interrogated.

$100m settlement snub: Super Cali goes ballistic, says Uber deal atrocious

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Headmaster

Re: **Applause**

"The countless legions of Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC fans"

But are they really countless?

WikiLeaks uploads 300+ pieces of malware among email dumps

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Re: Should be part of their threat model

When you are downloading someone else's email to have a nosey through it, I don't see how you have any room to complain about what may be in it.

Tech support scammers mess with hacker's mother, so he retaliated with ransomware

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FAIL

well done

You realise that by dropping those tables you made sure that a number of innocent customers, who had already paid, were then guaranteed to not receive anything for their money?

The website may have been rubbish, but you have no proof that they were scammers. If anyone was ripping off customers it was you.

Christians Against Poverty pleads for forgiveness over data breach

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Re: just to answer myself ,,,

Sadly, in common with many charity outfits, it's very possible that their "systems" were indeed Tony in the office's desktop computer and his spreadsheet. And the "sophisticated, illegal, external attack" was malware on an email attachment.

I can understand why a charity may not have the cash, or desire, to spend shedloads on security. But in that case they really should have the sense to not attempt to store bank details. Why wasn't that left to their bank?

Some Windows 10 Anniversary Update: SSD freeze

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Re: Where are all the MS apologists?

"But on as a side note Linux with its reliable stable secure OS can now concentrate on the user experience and they have come on in leaps and bounds in the last 12 months."

How many years have Linux fanboys been saying this? Must be at least 20. 1998 2000 2002 2003 2006 2010 2013 2016 2017 is going to be the year of the Linux desktop!

On that note, I shall leave you guys to your Windows 10 bashing. It's a bit creepy. Rather like a someone who keeps stalking his ex-girlfriend's facebook to insist that he's totally over her, and life has been so great since he left, and he's not fixated on her and he's happy tell everyone so, repeatedly.

'I found the intern curled up on the data centre floor moaning'

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A better 'Laura' scenario

“It was years ago, and we still laugh about it.”

"We". Was this the start of something special?

Violence, vandals and vomit: London's naughtiest tech Tube stations revealed

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IT Angle

London-centric piffle

We can look forward to a breakdown of all train station incidents throughout the UK next? IT people use them too. Some of them even have a drink in them at the time.

Email proves UK boffins axed from EU research in Brexit aftermath

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@ Archtech Re: Thank you Mr.Farage

A well reasoned reply that neatly side-steps the majority of the issue.

The Brexit campaign were told repeatedly that the £350 million figure was inaccurate and misleading. Yet they stuck with it right up to the day after the vote. Is that not dishonest?

The suggestion that the mythical £350 million would become available as free cash to put into the NHS was always a lie, right from the start. And the Brexit campaign knew it was a lie (if we are to credit them with not being completely clueless). Yet they decided to make that a strap line on a principle campaign slogan. Is that not dishonest?

And you can throw into the mix the total lie about Turkey being right in line for EU membership, at which point they were all heading here. Always a lie, and always nasty scare-mongering.

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Re: Is anyone surprised?

"But the other 5%?"

The other 5% are people buying now rather than later. Because of afore-mentioned "currency movement" (nice euphemism you have there for the pound having crashed) , and because they don't know what other taxes/duties/red tape they'll have to negotiate once the UK leaves the EU.

Your anecdotal figures demonstrate nothing because at present the UK is still a member of the EU, with all the benefits that still brings. They prove nothing about how it'll be once the UK leaves. Come back in 5 years time and tell us how great it all looks then.

Mobile banking for the poor has flopped in India

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Re: The poor in India is missing something significant for mobile banking

Pointing out that poor don't have much money is racist?

I'm not so sure that being rich, or even not poor, is a barrier to mobile banking. There are about a dozen other concerns I'd put before that. What's much more significant is the cost of using the service as a percentage of the sums involved. No one is going to pay 20% of its value simply to move a sum of money, regardless of how poor or rich you are.

Windows 10: Happy with Anniversary Update?

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Gimp

Re: Don't care!

Why are newly converted Linux zealots so totally fixated on commenting on Windows 10 articles?

You've switched to Linux. Well done. Have a lollipop. There is therefore very little in this article to interest you. And you don't care. So why are you here?

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Re: You can put lipstick on a pig

Having a nested directory structure that runs to over 256 characters is "sensible"??

All roads lead to Rome as Irish seminary gripped by Grindr scandal

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"The Catholic church for some reason demands chastity"

There's no mystery about it. Chastity means no offspring. No offspring means no-one with a right to inheritance. So any wealth an individual may have a accumulated during the course of spiritually tending their flock (and some are/were much better at the accumulating than the tending) ends up back in the church.

Kaspersky so very sorry after suggesting its antivirus will get you laid

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Facepalm

Re: The Puritans called

As is often the case, people getting upset about people getting upset at a sexist advert completely miss the point.

The point of this advert is to get women to go to a CyberSecurity World conference. But rather than expound the value of anyone going to the conference, they decide that the best way of achieving it is to get a man to bring them. Cos, what else would a woman be doing there?

The cartoon of the helpless females queuing up for the male to sort them out, is just that; a witless cartoon and not principally what makes this advert crass.

Why Kaspersky feel they specifically need to attract woman to CyberSecurity World is a different question. Perhaps because it features antiquated attitudes like that this advert illustrates?

Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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Incineration not required

Not necessary on two counts.

Firstly; the "tea" in question here will naturally be spurned by all decent, civilised people. It therefore poses no threat or danger to them.

Secondly; the heathen who spawned this devil's brew is already going to hell.

Sysadmins: Use these scripts to fully check out of your conference calls

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"I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

All good fun. It might work for one meeting, but I think your co-workers would either very quickly catch on, or conclude you were useless at conference calls.

The "Lenny" videos on YouTube are a better, funnier and apt use of this sort of technology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSoOrlh5i1k

Man killed in gruesome Tesla autopilot crash was saved by his car's software weeks earlier

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Boffin

Machine Learning

" Personally I would feel safer with a texting drunk driver at the wheel than ANY 'autopilot' or self-driving car. AI is bunk."

Can confirm. AI was driving my car the other day when it leaned over to me, and burped with a beery breath "Whatch thish.." It then attempt to take a corner at 80mph and spun into a ditch. Then it messaged Facebook "oopz i crased, lol", attached to a dashboard video upload, submitted a crash report to the manufacturer, notified the emergency services and then fell into a drunken slumber.

This is learnt behaviour and so much worse that any texting drunk driver.

Meet the grin reaper: Password manager now snaps login SELFIES

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Re: Photos?

"And if I got four or five logins at the same time as I login, then honestly you're compromised anyway because someone KNEW you were logging in at that point."

For work related accounts, it is a reasonable guess to attempt this around 9am. Or 8am. There's a fair chance that the targeted account holder will be logging in around then. And if they do not expect to get two requests at the same time, they're likely to just accept the first one they see, assuming it's from themselves. By the time they notice the second one queued up, it's already too late. This is where the photo comes into play. You don't accept the request that doesn't feature you, dressed as you are.

The one weakness I can see is if someone manages to get hold of past photos from previous logins.

Florida man sues Apple for $10bn, claims iPod, iPhone was his idea

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Re: Many of Apple's ...

The entire concept of an electronic book, with a screen and buttons, qualifies as the bleedin' obvious. The very suggestion that anyone, or any company, can patent that is ridiculous and a fair indication of the mess that patent law is.

A patent on a device with rounded corners? Give me a break. The earliest pocket watches in the 16th century had them.

Facebook's new stalker tool

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a natural extension

So this is just a natural extension of the "People you don't know" feature, where Facebook gives you a list of people that your friends barely know, in the bizarre belief that you might know them at all.

This will just be the "People no-one knows, but you may have seen them hanging about" feature. Or the "People you bloody well do know and spend your life avoiding" feature.

Botnet-powered ballot stuffing suspected in 2nd referendum petition

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Re: Referendum - stupid idea

"Like saying you pay 200 pound a week on shopping.."

It was even worse than that. Even if we were to believe that the £350 million was a true figure, the suggestion that we'd get all that back to spend on the NHS is a blatant fiction. Those who spun this story knew that this money isn't additional free cash. It would be needed to pay for all the projects in the UK currently funded by the EU, that suddenly have their funding withdrawn. Do we simply stop doing all them?

PM resigns as Britain votes to leave EU

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Facepalm

Re: We all know what happened

What it is come to is a large percentage of the country are not necessarily racists, but idiots who bought the lies that the Leave campaigners unashamedly spun.

Leaving the EU will not address any of the challenges facing the UK, and the rest of Europe, in the 21st century. It will just make all of us the weaker in tackling them.

But people believed it when they were told that leaving the EU would protect us from an imminent invasion of millions of Turks, and put £350m a week into the NHS. Both of these were unapologetic lies that they are already started back pedalling on.

And guess what? Those funny accented people that you have been fooled into thinking are the source of your woes? They're not going back to where they came from. So if that is what you voted for, you've been a mug. They've now got jobs and are a part of the economy that this vote has done its best to cripple. No-one is going to force them to leave, any more than the millions of UK citizens in Europe are going to be forced back home.

And if you trust the likes of Boris or, god help us, Farage, to set up a fair society with the same progressive regulations the EU has spent decades creating, you're an even bigger mug.

Why you should Vote Remain: Bananas, bathwater and babies

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Re: @AC: Mean while, back in the real world...

- staying the same

Certainly not perfect, can be improved on. But anyone who believes that turning our back on Europe will automatically make things better is dreaming. In the chaos, things will get worse, guaranteed. And in the meantime, all the advances that the EU *has* made in things like social justice, personal rights and equality will get flushed down the toilet. I simply do not trust the UK government to replace these. The opportunity will be taken by Boris and his ilk to dilute them all down, and all the while diverting attention by crying "Immigrants!"

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Re: YMMV

" ideally what we'd be having is a multiple choice questionnaire about which bits of the EU do we want to fix, rather than a stupidly over-simplistic in/out referendum."

You have an optimistic view of how that would go. The "debate" leading up to this referendum has demonstrated that most people haven't a clue what the EU does or how it works, never mind having a sensible opinion on how to fix it. And politicians are happy to exploit that with bare faced lies about it.

I've got a better idea; we vote for people whose job it is to know about these things. And all those who didn't vote at the last EU elections (i.e. most people) get automatically banned from having any opinion on how it's going.

"(c) idiots that shout 'racist' at people who try to point out their concerns over the cultural effect of having sizable numbers of people in the country who clearly reject our laws, customs and mores and wish to impose theirs on the rest of us aren't helping matters."

I don't think there is a "sizable number" who "clearly" do anything of the sort. And who are you including in that "our"? The racism lies directly at that point; your acceptance of scare-mongering as fact and eagerness to claim *your* customs and mores as "ours".

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FAIL

Re: Mean while, back in the real world...

"BUT I have an MP and a monarch, my fundamental belief is that they should basically 'run' our country, not folk we have never heard of, voted for and can't kick them out of office if we want to..."

You maybe want to read that back. See if you can spot just where the fundamental contradiction in your thinking lies.

YouTube sharecroppers start world’s most useless trade union

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where he is going with this

Hank Green is actually a nice, genuine guy with his heart in the right place. He's a cut above most of the self-involved, talking-head, irritants that infests Youtube.

But I don't know where he is going with this. Seems like he wants a union, but is afraid that just saying that will scare too many conservative Americans.

Forget Game of Thrones as Android ransomware infects TVs

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Re: Killing TVs, a step too far

"As far as I'm concerned the words "Smart TV" translate as "something on my network that I can't patch, can't configure and for which proper support will probably be dropped within a year.""

Last time I checked, a Smart TV is incapable of plugging in a network cable itself, or even attaching to your WiFi without the password. If it is on your network it is because you put it there. Do neither of these things and you have the "dumb output device" that you're looking for.

Sophos U-turns on lack of .bat file blocking after El Reg intervenes

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Either The Reg is now being written by ten year olds, or I'm getting old.

Windows file extension, indeed.

Bing web searches may reveal you have cancer (so, er, don't use Bing?)

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Headmaster

No. Just No.

"when people binged"

Stop trying to make this is a verb, or even a word.

McDonald's says bigger fonts cooked up improved profits

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Re: Makes sense for people with vision similar to mine

Agree completely. My eyesight isn't what it used to be in my youth, and there's nothing surer to turn me into a grumpy old man than minuscule font sizes on menus.

(But it would take more than font size to get me into McDonalds.)

Arrests for 'offensive' Twitter and Facebook messages up by a third

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Childcatcher

Re: Power Mad

"These are things for which people have been reported to police by members of the public."

Well there's your problem. It's far too easy to be a touchy offendee on the internet Just like it's too easy to be an vile troll. If the people reporting stuff to the police had to actually go to a police station, and report the matter face-to-face, I think you'd find only the most serious and real cases would get reported. But because you can just forward a link to some twitter account, it's too easy for people to generate a fuss over nothing. Just because they can.

TeamViewer denies hack after PCs hijacked, PayPal accounts drained

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Re: Well duh

Saved your paypal password on your browser? Another good plan!

Oz PM's department red-faced after database leaks in the cc: field

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Re: Yet another example of why ...

Sending an email is not an IT task. It's not a "Politics-type" task either. It's an Administrative task. Performed by fallible people, like anything else. Inevitably that means people will screw up sometimes.

What is needed is training/policy that makes it hard for this kind of mistake to occur..

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This seems like the obvious solution. Good software protects the user from their own stupidity. I've certainly benefited from well-designed software this way. I don't believe anyone has never been thankful for some application having a sensible sanity-check on certain operations.

Make it impossible to send out an email with >10 addresses in the "To" or "CC" fields. Or at least make sure it generates a big warning message; "You are about to reveal the email address of every recipient to every other recipient!"

Email is really not a networking tool, where you need threaded conversations among large numbers of people. Or at least, it hasn't been for the last ten years. We've moved past that. So no-one should be in the habit of sending emails in this fashion.

Kraftwerk versus a cheesy copycat: How did the copycat win?

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Oh the irony

There some kind of irony to be had in an article that criticizes Google for "using other people's stuff (professional and amateur) to harvest personal data for ad bucks", but also utilises a website that has an embedded video of Kraftwerk, which is an uploaded copyright violation on Youtube, which is owned by Google.

Add to that that the audio on the uploaded video is a demonstration of "stereo difference", a process often utilised in order to deconstruct (and therefore sample) recordings.

Brexit? Cutting the old-school ties would do more for Brit tech world

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FAIL

Re: Fail

Let's make a distinction here between intelligent argument and intelligent writing.

Boris here has a few intelligent points to make. But his writing submerges them in a poorly structured ramble. By the third paragraph I wasn't asleep, but I has already lost as to where he was coming from and clueless to where we might be going. Reading further and I was even further adrift and getting tossed from one tangential observation to the other. It kind of pulls itself into a safe harbour by the end, but I fear most readers will have been drowned in divergences by then.

You'd think that someone who is a Research Fellow would be more skilled at getting his points across. I hope his research papers aren't as bad.

Hulk Hogan's sex tape, a Silicon Valley billionaire, and a $10m revenge plot to destroy Gawker

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Re: Anonymous Coward

We are indeed spoilt for choice when looking for reasons to despise both parties.

I'm rooting for Hulk Hogan. He may be a ridiculous, aged, cartoon figure but otherwise harmless. He deserves payback for what amounted to media-sanctioned revenge-porn.

The other two? Slimey scandal rag vs Filthy rich loon? They can continue to slug it out until neither is standing, as far as I'm concerned. But, I fear the guy with the money has to be favourite.

Pastejack attack turns your clipboard into a threat

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Not 100% successful

It's totally reliant on the user using Ctrl+C to copy. What text you have highlighted makes no difference. Ctrl+C anywhere on this page gives you "evil".

But if the user is in the habit of copying by either using the top menu or right-click context menu, it doesn't work.

Want a better password? Pretend you eat kale. We won't tell anyone

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fault of websites, not the users

The fault here lies entirely at the implementers of crappy websites, with crappy password policies and crappy coding. They are the ones who have taught users that enforced policies like ...

"At least 5 characters, but no more than 8. Two capitals, at least one number that's not at the start, a non-alphanumeric character that can't repeat anywhere, up to five other lowercase letters that can't be an anagram, and none of the following : @?#\./ or space."

... is actually how good passwords work.

Boffins achieve 'breakthrough' in random number generation

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"Cryptographic algorithms attempt to keep information secret by transforming it into a stream of random numbers, making it unintelligible"

I always thought that if you have a stream of truly random numbers, then all you have is a stream of random numbers. Not only is it unintelligible, but nothing you ever do to it will turn it back into information.

5% of drivers want Nigel Farage to be their in-car robo butler

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Continued obsession

Apparently a professional actor doing voice-overs in adverts is something to be embarrassed about. This will be news to actors the world over who think it's part of earning their living.

Company produces poll as marketing ploy, including reference to Stephen Fry. Otherwise Fry is entirely unconnected with it. But Orlowski uses it as an excuse to continue his obsession with Fry, and fills half the story with entirely unrelated bitching about him.

Destroying ransomware business models is not your job, so just pay up

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Re: It is our job to uphold the law

"What's the difference? One is a crime in progress, the other is mitigating the damage from a crime which has already occurred. They are different."

No. The second is actually adding another crime to one that has already occurred. First you have the crime of theft, and then you have the crime of extortion that is still underway at the point you hand the money over. So they are both ongoing, and not as different as you suggest.

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patently false

"The cops are the only ones who really care if the criminals are caught,"

This is a patently false statement and equally exasperating and depressing that it's even being said.

Sainsbury’s Bank insurance spam scam causes confusion

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Obvious rule

Never, ever, have real email addresses in your test systems. How often have I seen people ignore this, and end up having to offer embarrassed apologies to confused end-users?

Best thing is to have obvious bad domains that will get bounced at the very first relay.

Come to that, you shouldn't have any real data that connects to a real person in your test system

Kepler space telescope spots 1,284 new planets

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Alien

A great deal of traditional religious thinking is based around the idea that we are the special ones, for which the universe was created. You'd hope that finding life on other planets would at least give pause for thought and a reconsideration of attitudes. That would certainly improve life on this planet, before we even consider venturing out to others.

But depressingly I suspect that the conclusion reached by many will be no different from 18th/19th century colonisation. "Oh look, God's prepared another planet, for us. We'll just need to convert the local heathens."

Unless the life there is actually more technically advanced than us. In which case, we better hope that they're not thinking the same.

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