* Posts by LucreLout

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Ethics? Yeah, that's great, but do they scale?

LucreLout

Re: Whose ethics, Kemosabe?

Yours? What makes you so much more important

Yup, it's at this point idealism about ethincs not just being a county near the sea tends to crash and burn.

Everyones ethics are different and everyon assumes their set of ethics is the right one and superior to other peoples.

Some people consider it unethical that tax is extracted via menaces (threats of imprisonment & career destruction) while others consider that it is unethical some people try to avoid paying tax. (Evasion != Avoidance - there's nothing illegal about avoidance, while there very much is for evasion).

Some people consider it unethical to exploit the recent weather to have a free day off, while others consider it restores a little of what they perceive as an imbalance in the employer-employee arrangement.

For any industry, occupation, hobby, or belief, there will be some in favour and some who oppose it; and all will believe they are right and the others wrong, and that will usually stem from their view of ethics. Each group believeing the other are misguded, malicious, or simply too stupid to understand.

I had to take an ethics module with each of my degrees, and each boiled down to "as long as you are trying not to do harm then you'll be ok", which itself boils down to excusing ignorance. If someone runs you over because they were driving too fast, do you really think its ok because they didn't observe or comprehend what the speed limit sign told them?

Ah, uni days! Drugs, sex, parties... sci-tech startups? Not so much

LucreLout
Megaphone

Re: Meanwhile in America ...

Just google "millennial doorbell" if you doubt me.

I doubted you and googled it. I used to think that the term "snowflake generation" was ridiculous. This has just persuaded me otherwise.

Indeed. They seem to wear such attributes as being overly emotional or excessively sensitive about, well, everything, as being some sort of badge of honour. It's not. It's pointless. And stupid.

Each generation worries about the younger generations, but by $DEITY, the Millennials, as a generation, are utterly screwed. They're just so incabale of weathering the smallest challenge, and seem to expect that they should be able to have the rewards for a lifetime of hard work and wealth / career building simply handed to them on a plate just because they have comical hair and ill fitting clothes.

I could forgive them a lot, if only they weren't so whiney the whole time. Yes, buying a house is expensive - it was for Gen X too - but its absolutely doable if they prioritised their spending and understood that their first home is not supposed to be equivalent to their parents family home. Or just, you know, spend £4 a time on coffee, £15 on lunch, £150 on a night out, and £1000 on a phone every 5 mins, and blame the older generations instead.

Gen X are utterly screwed when the boomers die out and the voting power skips over us and passes to the millennials.

Full shift to electric vans would melt Royal Mail's London hub, MPs told

LucreLout

Re: No second hand market

Your car has its meter read periodically - yearly as part of the MoT or maybe monthly. You're charged per mile.

That is actually a very plausible way for them to try.

Obviously I could just disconnect the required cables or overwrite the specific data, but it'd catch most people most of the time... especially if there were spot reads at the roadside every few months.

It miss the real cheese though, which as another poster mentioned will be a time & location component to the charge, but they could phase that in over time as the older cars head for the scrapper.

LucreLout

Re: Hmmm

The WHO don't exactly agree with you.

From your link:

"5 SEPTEMBER 2005 | GENEVA - A total of up to 4000 people could eventually die of radiation exposure from the Chernobyl nuclear power plant (NPP) accident nearly 20 years ago, an international team of more than 100 scientists has concluded."

I have concluded I COULD eventually die from sexual exhaustion occasioned by a three way with Taylor Swift and Kylie Minogue. That doesn't mean it WILL happen.

Their own numbers put the death toll at fewer than 50 people to date - you can expect most of those to be the poor first responders. How many decades ago was Chernobyl now? Peanut allergies have probably killed more Belarussions, AIDS too, and suicide certainly.

The fact is that the risk to the general populace from nuclear power is extremely low. More people have probably died due to premature respiratory illness in Xian in China (home of the terracota warriors) than will have died due to nuclear power globally in the history of nuclear power. Coal fired power being the main cause of pollution in Xian; the locals all come out when it rains at night as its the only way to see the stars.

LucreLout

Re: Hmmm

'Either we move to a pay per mile scheme for all vehicles - in which case how does that get retrofit to older cars '

On older cars it's pretty much handled by fuel duty. You drive further, you pay more. Sure some cars are more efficient than others but then they're just being penalised less for being less environmentally harmful.

Yes, but if only new cars are fitted with the satellite tracking and old cars are assumed to remain petrol based, thus excused from tracking, then people will logically modify their hybrids to have larger battery packs and thus avoid the private transportation tax, be it fuel tax or pay per mile.

Mixing whatever the schemes are will produce unexpected and undesirable results.

LucreLout

Re: No second hand market

You'll find that the subsidies get phased out over the next few years; as the numbers of EVs increase the shortfall on taxation from VED and fuel duties will see to that.

How do you see that being implemented? I'm not disagreeing, but in one of my heavily downvoted posts I queried this very idea. Absent pay per mile satellite tracking, which is expensive to retrofit to existing vehicles and has privacy issues, or maybe road tolling, I'm not clear how this could work?

I have serious doubts any government would charge the price per unit required to equate an electric car charging with a petrol car being drive on the household supply. People wanting to read at night, or with electric heating might be expected to balk at the cost.

I've considered options ranging from road tolls, through tracking, to increasing electricity prices etc and I can't figure out a workable solution to the problem.... even taxing the vehicle at first purchase won't work, because nobody would buy one and existing EVs would become near priceless.

LucreLout

Re: Case study

you can't move for mommy cretins doing le mans starts in Porsche Cayennes & X5s driven by people who think lane discipline is a boy band and double declutching is something to do with a handbag.

Le Mans is a 24 hour race. If you want an analogy with fast starts, you're better off thinking about Santa Pod.

Double declutching is all but irrelevant now thanks to synchro gearboxes and twin plate clutches. Point of fact, in most modern cars it'll just slow you down.

If people don't know how to cross a road or judge a cars road speed they shouldn't be out on their own. Kids should be trained - we were - and I don't know any of my generation who'd be more interested in their smartphone than the Audi that's about to turn their brains into a jackson pollack.

I quite agree.

However, I don't think that their parents failure and stupidity in not teaching small children how to cross a road reasonably result in a death sentence for the child. The parent, sure, have at it.

The average driver is, frankly, of an shockingly low level of capability, and that's when they're paying attention. I can't change that, but I am at least trying to teach my kids basic road safety. I do wish they'd bring back the Stop Look Listen infomercials on CBBC/CBeebies etc.... It's not like the next episode of Peppa Pig is of earth shattering importance.

LucreLout

Re: Case study

Then you've got the crappy range, the fall out on crime and driver safety (especially women) -

Sorry, I'm genuinely not following why women would face more driver safety issues. Please could you expand on this?

There is absolutely nothing that warrants using an electric vehicle over all the other possible options - but oddly enough the people selling them haven't told you that have they?

My daily driver is professionally modified to increase power output (and insured on that basis, thanks) such that I can mostly be sure to out accelerate anyone near me when the lights change or I exit a bend. I find it helpful in avoiding the mistakes of the average driver.

Cars that can out accelerate a modern electric car up to the speed limit are usually quite a bit more expensive to buy and in all cases currently (politics) more expensive to fuel.

Those that have read my posts know I don't believe in MMGW (sorry folks) and I'm not exactly terrified when the price of petrol rises, but electric cars are a viable petrolhead alternative today. They're not a panacea, and widespread adoption does require several challenges to be understood, solved, and delivered. But lets not pretend there's "...nothing warrants using an electric vehicle..." because enjoyment of driving fast makes them worth consideration for some people.

Right now I'm wondering how fast I could make a Robinhood go if I converted that with a bunch of washing machine motors.... Might be fun on a track day.

LucreLout

Re: So go hybrid

But that would produce politically unwelcome distributional effects (like low energy users having much higher average electricity costs), and that's why it is done the way it is.

True, but I wonder what would be politically undesireable about clean (as in non-carbon) energy being unmetred - everyone gets the same standing charge and you just use as much or as little as you like. Sort of how water used to be before the drive for meters?

LucreLout

Re: Fag packet calculation time...

Cars should come with solar panel outer surfaces.

That'll be great until some local scrote decides to key it or old Mrs Miggins wallops it while parking. Might be rather expensive to replace the panelling.

LucreLout

Re: Fag packet calculation time...

I must be missing something , the average cars petrol storage capacity is about 400kw hours worth of energy and a standard photo voltaic array will give 4kw in bright sun so assuming 10 hours sun- that is 40kw hours-ie we need 10 days of bright sun for 1 charge

ICE ends up generating lots of noise, heat etc that isn't useful as motion, as well as incurring lots of transmission losses; The engine power output at the fly wheel and power output measured at the road wheel are always significantly different. Its not uncommon for a 4wd transmission to shed 30% of power between flywheel and roadwheel.

Leccy cars have much lower transmission losses, generating fewer by products in smaller volumes. Its the conversion of energy in storage into motion that makes the gap you think you're emissing IMHO.

LucreLout

Re: Nice ROE

To the Tesla Crowd, Elon Musk does walk on water on a daily basis and is in their opinion, the new Messiah.

No, I'm quite sure he's a massive bellend and I'm not even sure he can swim. But he does make the fastest electric production cars. He's closer to doing so at a scale where I'll be able to afford one that could actually replace my current & next planned vehicle at a price I could afford to pay.

If the battery fade is as low as my colleague with a Tesla S assures me it is, then I could see myself in the market for a second hand Model 3 at about 15-20k. It might take a few years before it happens, but if you'd asked me 3 years ago about going electric I'd have thought you were insane.

Yes, there are problems with electric generation and distribution. And yes I'd personally like to see us go nuclear rather than continue waiting for renewables to deliver a workable alternative when we already have a replacement for coal & gas. But we're at the beginning of the end of the oil age, and its nothing to do with settling for less - when the time comes, I won't have an electric car because I'll be forced to, or because the oil ran out; I'll have one because I'll want one. And I never thought I'd say that!

LucreLout

Re: I'd love a Tesla model S with a V8 instead of the electric drive.

And in the real world teslas seems to be among the slowest cars on the road.

My usual trips are well within the battery range of a Tesla, any of them. How often do you drive more than 250 miles without stopping? Unless you're under 40 years old, and don't have small kids, it won't be often :)

My daily driver is quick enough to blow most others I meet into the weeds, thus I avoid a lot of accidents at roundabout exits by having entered and exited before the typical driver gets half way around and uses the wrong lane for the wrong exit. Any Tesla equivalent electric car will blast past my car so fast I won't be able to blink - at least until we get to the top half of the speedo, which would be almost never on British roads. The new roadster should do 0-60 in less than 2 seconds - faster than super car territory - you're into hypercar performance.

A model 3 should do 0-60 in sub 5 seconds. To beat that with a petrol engine you'd usually need about 350-400 BHP at a guess. That's a power output well beyond the average ICE road car. Yes, you can buy a faster car for the money a model 3 will cost, but keeping it fuelled will likely be rather expensive by comparisson.

Twin electric motors allow 4 wheel drive to put the power down without incurring normal transmission losses. Battery distribution allows you to position the weight to deliver optimal handling, rather than having a heavy lump of metal at one end adversely affecting handling at speed.

There's no reason for an electric car to be going slowly - a hybrid maybe if they're ekeing out the battery charge, but full electric has all the torque available immediately - a feat even a supercharged engine cannot come close to matching.

In case its not clear, Tesla can/will be substitutable for a.n.other leccy motor. Whatever the pros and cons of electric cars, performance isn't a problem anymore.

LucreLout

Re: Hmmm

But this is nothing new. After all, the first EV's were around a hundred years ago, and the problems are well understood.. By engineers, if not politicians.

Either we solve the problem as a country or we cancel the ban on new ICE from 2040. Hydrogen won't have the time to build an infrastructure, and if people are forced to drive hybrids, then they will be plugging them in overnight.

I'll happily have a V8 instead of a 'Leccy, but not if the government persist with taxing the arse out of one and subsidising uptake of the other. That would seem stupid. Which brings us back to the problem - we can't subsidise leccy if we can't cope with demand, but without subsidy, take up will be limited or nonexistant.

Subsidy, for the above purposes, can be taken as the tax on petrol that is not applied for electric cars. Either we move to a pay per mile scheme for all vehicles - in which case how does that get retrofit to older cars and what of the privacy concerns - or we'd have to remove tax on petrol, which will make the green lobby explode in a fit of champagne socialist rage and leave the chancellor needing to cut 1/8th of his spending.

So, what do we do? Going nuclear and upgrading leccy infrastructure seems like thhe only viable alternative, and that means starting today with a lot more generative capacity, putting an end to windmill and solar panel development - if you've paid squillions for umpteen new nuke plants, you are going to run them to end of life. I'm not sure that's a sellable idea of the future either. So what is?

LucreLout

Hmmm

I'm slightly skeptical that they're making this problem bigger than it needs to be.

Yes, I'll agree up front that powering all those vehicles from one location will melt the local power grid.

However..... Could they not shift some of the? Could they not install solar panels on the roof and some powerwall size batteries?

I wonder, given Must has cracked solar roof tiles, if some variant of them would not be strong enough to sustain some light vans parked upon it, allowing the car park to become a large solar panel. Also, do the vehicles have to be charged where they operate? RM is not short of land, so could disperse some of the vehicles for charging in other nearby locations.

If we wait for a magic bullet to come along that solves all known issues before doing anything, then we'll always do nothing. Change what can be changed and live with the rest.

I love V8s.... but I could love a Tesla too.

Cryptocurrencies kill people and may kill again, says Bill Gates

LucreLout

Didn't they say Microsoft Powerpoint contributed to the death of the Columbia astronaughts?

I don't know about that, but its definitely killed off all signs of intelligent life in the middle manager community.

LucreLout

Re: Worst argument ever

Oh I bet you can also rent an hitman with USD

I'm pretty sure that's actually a lot harder to achieve than most people think, whether you use USD, or Crypto.

Sure, you can probably find a crack addict who'll kill someone for a few hundred bucks, but they'll probably also tell the police all about you when they get caught. An actual professional hitman is probably a very rare thing indeed. Most people will end up renting an undercover FBI agent, or similar.

Oi, drag this creaking, 217-year-old UK census into the data-driven age

LucreLout

Re: it removes one leg of incomoeptence from our overssers

You jest, surely. This proposal adds any numbers of layers to the process that are vulnerable to cockup, stupidity, malignity, carelessness and management incompetence.

Yes, but the data is awfully hard to hack (until digitised).

LucreLout

Re: A historian writes...

And in a hundred years our great-grand-children can look at them, see how bad great-grandma's handwriting was, and marvel at great-grandpa being a Jedi Knight!

Way before that ever happens, some civil servant type will have left the document on a train/pub/hookers nightstand.

The main advantage of digital that I see is that it removes one leg of incomoeptence from our overssers. On the other hand, remind me again when lessons will actually be learned about keeping our digital data secure too?

BBC Telly Tax heavies got pat on the head from snoopers' overseers

LucreLout

Re: Why persist?

Whatever its faults, everything else is worse. If we didn't have it, I've no doubt standards would slip further.

But it isn't. The beeb is a shadow of its former self, when it had less than half the budget. NetFlix holds up the standard of TV, as does HBO, CBS, and Fox to a far more significant degreee than whatever output the beeb conjoure up - much of which is bought in or outsourced.

Take Amazon Prime - the beeb couldn't get together the last few series of Ripper Street, so Amazon took it on, did a much better job of it, and then leased/sold the content back to the BBC.

These days the beeb simply blocks up the market, pushes up costs for other broadcasters, and sends militant grandmothers to jail for declining to pay the telly tax.

LucreLout

Why persist?

Just merge the various beeb legal entities into one, thus using the proceeds from access to the entire beeb back catalog being made available through netflix/prime/iPlayer to fund them. Otherwise simply move most of it onto a subscription service and encrypt the channels.

The programming is dumbed down year upon year, and the news coverage has gone so far left of centre its basically Guardian TV. There was a time when the beeb could be justified, but that time was sometime last century; we don;t need it, and shouldn't be forced with threat of criminal records and jail time, to pay pay for it, even if you don't consume it.

You get a criminal record! And you get a criminal record! Peach state goes bananas with expanded anti-hack law

LucreLout

Re: Trial by fire

I wonder how these politicians would feel if it were made illegal to submit laws that were later abused.

Just enshrine in law that all further bills must have a 10 year sunset clause. Then we get to see how the law is applied before deciding if we want to allow our legislature to pass a motion extending the sunset for another decade, or if changes to the law are required.

It'd be almost like making the lazy good for nothing scum work for a living - it might even impinge their time available to harass their assitants.

Trump buries H-1B visa applicants in paperwork

LucreLout

Re: Why discriminate against people whose mothers gave birth in a different country?

Why should your place of birth be an employment qualification at all?......All humans are equal, nationality is an artificial distinction brought in to recruit soldiers to fight wars. It should have nothing to do with employability.

If you can't understand that there are significant cultural and educational differences between your average Indian and your average American, then you are an ignorant fool.

If you think the sole purpose of nationality is to fight wars, then you are either wilfully ignorant, or too supid to be educated by any poster here.

Seriously, is it half term holiday this week or something?

Perusing pr0nz at work? Here's a protip: Save it in a file marked 'private'

LucreLout
Joke

Never ceases to amaze me how people can have a wank at work.

Most of my colleagues are wankers.

Why isn't digital fixing the productivity puzzle?

LucreLout

Re: The economy cannot keep growing forever, you know ?

As it grows it just becomes more and more complex and unequal, until a reset is unavoidable, then it can start growing again.

Sorry, but that is nought but ignorance. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, to stop the economy growing in perpituity.

Someone on minimum wage today would be rich beyond the dreams of avarice compared to someone living just a few hundred years ago. Central heating, indooor plumbing (plumbing at all!), carpets, wall paper, affordable fruit or veg or meat, education opporunties, health care the like of which would have appeared as magic, rapid transport (ok, not very fast, but a bus will beat a horse to 100 miles).....

That, all of it, has come about by economic expansion. Low income people 200 years from now will look back at todays wealthy, and have opportunities available to them todays people could not buy.

10 raspberry pi's have the compute power of a 70s mainframe. Todays Ford Fiesta can have more power than the 80s Ferrari. Wealth is a by product of digging stuff out of the ground, and of innovation. We're not running out of innovation and we have most of what we dug available to us (recycling, gold doesn't stop existing etc etc). We have more economically extractable oil available today than at any time in history. And lets face it, Elon Musk alone is well on the way to ending the oil age.

Inequality is inevitable because nature is not equal. How do you propose to equalise intelligence? Or strength? Or beauty? Or charisma? Or health? Or age? How will you equalise motivation and application of self? Without equalising those things first, you could devide the wealth up equally amongst us all, and 12 months from now we would again have rich and poor people. All of the rich may not again be rich, but most of the poor will again be poor.

LucreLout

Re: It doesn't take a flashy report with pretty graphs...

or the 'widening gap between rich and poor' in which case there's apparent exploitation going on

The problem people parroting on about this gap between rich and poor don't understand is that it is absolutely inevitable, and also totally irrelevant.

Why is it inevitable? Ok, try these simple facts for size.

A full time job (40 hour week) will earn, at minimum wage levels, 40x7.83x52 = £16,286 gross. After tax that amounts to £14,354. For now we'll ignore the public sector as that produces massive distortions which I'll return to later.

The FTSE 100 yields 3.9% Yes, there are higher yields available, and I'm going to ignore capital gains because we're talking for the moment about income. Anyone with £417,600 invested in the ftse would be generating passive income greater than the post tax income of the minimum wage worker.

That sounds like a lot, however, the average ft salary is £27,600, or £22,047 after tax.£7,693 difference. The FTSE has grown about 5.4% per year over the past 20 years, excluding dividends. So combined about 9.3% per annum. A quick calculation shows it would take 19 years 11 months to hit the target where an average income worker could replicate passively the entire post tax income of the minimum wage worker. The average working lifetime is somewhat longer than that. Thus, it is inevitable that incomes will diverge.

Ok, they diverge, so why is that not a bad thing?

Lets take the worlds richest men. Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Jeff Bezos, and Carlos Slim. Does the size, speed, oppulence of their third yacht have any real world impact upon me at all? No, none whatsoever. The only adverse effect it can produce is envy, which is an undesireable trait and a character flaw in those choosing that path.

Does it matter if David BEckham has 20 Ferraris, 1, or none? Not to me. It won't impact me at all.

Does it matter if Linus Torvalds is a millionaire? Nope - I could not care less. His wealth has no impact upon me at all.

I've never been able to understand why socialists get so obsessed to the point of dsitraction by other peoples money. It's none of their concern, or business.

You mentioned the public sector Lout. Well, yes, I did. The actual cost of relicating a public sector pension in payment using money purchase pension pots is very close to 50% of salary. Thus, an average public sector worker is already socking away more than enough wealth to surpass our minimum wage Joe, even if they treat their whole income as coke 7 hookers money. every single penny of it. 25% of people in work are in a public sector role, thus we have a baked in inescapable inequality of income due to pension accrual.

Income inequality is, as I said, inevitable and wholly irrelevant to the real world.

LucreLout

Re: Our missing productivity was shifted to China

Which relies heavilly on defning "all" to exclude the brown people the East India Company exploited, all the Africans who were the product being sold, all the Irish who conveniently starved to death, all the native Americans who were not using their land properly....... and so on.

You've not thought this through, have you?

Slavery is nothing to do with capitalism. African tribes had been enslaving each other for hundreds of years before ever they saw a westerner, let alone a capitalist. Living standards in all capitalist african nations were far higher than they were prior to capitalism and far lower now they've become demented socialism inspired dictatorships.

The Irish starved dut to over reliance on a single crop, and failure to forsee potato blight as a thing.

LucreLout

Re: It doesn't take a flashy report with pretty graphs...

I put it this way. It's 12 people stuck in the middle of the desert with only one bottle of water. No matter how you try to solve it, it won't end well.

Socialism will save the day. They'll all just vote themselves a bigger share of someone elses water.

Oh, wait.....

LucreLout

Re: Our missing productivity was shifted to China

<iI think you missed the pertinent bit of my post which was the 'neo-liberal' bit; unfettered capitalism is as much a failure as an unfettered command economy.</i>

I didn't miss it; its just that you're talking nonsense. F-.

The market needs regulation, or eventually, all the cash ends up being controlled by a monopoly.

And yet for hundreds of years, before ever regulators were conjured up out of some committee, the cash was not controleld by a monompoly. You can;t just make stuff up and ignore a thousand years of capitalism.

You also appear to be confusing economics with politics when you contrast capitalism (an economic construct) with socialism (a political one)

No confusion on my part, but you seem not to understand the connection between the two. Socialism is an economic system as much as it is a political one - all socialist paradises fail for the same reason - they go broke.

and are wilfully ignoring the very successful European socialist countries (such as Finland and Denmark) where the standard of living is much higher that that which most in the UK and US enjoy.

Quack quack oops. You just listed two capitalist countries. Denmark is NOT socialist, nor is Finland.

You've also confused yourself regarding standard of living which is not higher in Denmark than the UK and certainly not the USA. For example, the average Dane can't afford to drive very far because cars of obscenely expensive to own and run. Cheap as chips here.

Seriously, if you want to have a debate you're going to have to learn some facts and let them inform you of an opinion. You can't just show up, make up some guff that fits your world view, and expect the rest of us to take it as fact. It isn't. Must try harder.

LucreLout

Millenials

Sorry Millenials, but its not good puzzling over why productivity growth dropped off when your cohort hit the workforce, without looking at that cohort. [1]

There is no practical use for most Media Studies degrees and they earn a lower pay premium than almost every other degree. Add to that we have more business studies students each year than Computing and Engineering combined. If everyone is a manager, who is doing the actual work? [2]

Given that is is now not unusual to leave university with £50k of debt for a degree that we have established neither the student nor the economy really need, repaying that debt must also be a drag on productivity. A Millenial repaying £200 a month on a loan means they don't have that money to spend in a shop (making the shop assitant more productive), or a bar (making the bartender more productive) etc.

The number of graduates per year has more than trippled, and I would politely suggest that the number of job opportunities actually requiring at least one degree to perform may have increased, but not on that scale. [3]

Smartphone / social media obsession cannot be helping output per worker as the opportunity for distractions increases.

Further down the spectrum we have minimum wage. That has levelled up a lot of jobs where people would work harder because they were working their way up a low income scale, where as now all low level work is rewarded equally the effort level should logically decline.

It's not necessarily Millenials fault, by the way, but pretending there hasn't been a shift when this huge generation has entered the workplace would be spectacularly miguided.

1 - https://waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html

2 - https://www.hesa.ac.uk/data-and-analysis/students/what-study

3 - http://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/SN04252/SN04252.pdf

LucreLout

Re: Well, there's your problem!

I also know of a software company where an old friend was the ONLY coder; all the others were 'managers' and had much higher wages.

Ultimately this is the root of the problem.

Management isn't a particularly difficult skill, yet every line manager I know expects to be paid more money than anyone under them in a hierarchy. Its a fundamentally flawed perspective.

If your job entails mostly working in Outlook, PowerPoint, and Project, then you are not adding anything like as much value to your business than someone working mostly in Visual Studio, IntelliJ, or PyCharm. Other tools exist, but you get the drift.

We need to turn the pay pyramid on its head - If all you do is manage a team of coders then you need to earn less than those coders. If you manage a team of beancounters then the same applies. Management isn't difficult, most people can do it comparably as well as their current line management hierarchy. We need to start recognising those who do the work, rather than presenting it as their output to their manager, and so on up the hierarchy.

One UK bank I worked at had 18 different managers between me and the CEO. None of them had clue #1 about what I actually did, or how to do it. As a result, they simply weren't adding any value to the output - if we'd cut out say the lowest 15 of them, literally nothing would change other than their need to acquire some real skills and get a real job.

LucreLout

Re: Our missing productivity was shifted to China

It probably tells us something about how right-wing the failed project of neo-liberal capitalism has become

And yet, the whole world over, Capitalism has time and again prove throughout all of human history to be the only system that increases living standards for all; while Socialism & Communism have impoverished all their nations and sent millions to an early death.

Capitalism isn't perfect, but it is closer than every other system ever devised by anyone.

Nobody expects the social media inquisition! OK, everybody did, UK politicos

LucreLout

Re: "a connection between sitting in front of a screen and raised blood pressure"...

Neither, for that matter, is the effect limited to children.

Quite. Social media should come with a serious health warning. Look at the disgusting behaviour of the smug self righteous towards Justine Sacco - yes she made a joke that wasn't particularly funny, but that in no way justified the blatant attempts to destroy her life, and the revelling in having ruined her career.

One wrong post, tweet, or picture and your life can vanish. Less of a concern if your name is John Jones or Billy Smith, but if your combination of first and surname is in anyway unique then the damage a drunken jest can cause may be unrecoverable.

A dog DNA database? You must be barking

LucreLout

Re: Laws only stop dogs who follow the law.

The proper way to deal with those who let their dogs shit in the street is to force them to eat the shit.

And then eat the dog.

Given your moderate and thought through response to coping with dog mess, I simply can't wait for your proposals on dealing with cat shit.

LucreLout

Re: Waste of money.

Which leads to the question, how would you tell if a turd found on a London street was actually from a werewolf*? And who'd be brave enough to confront the culprit?

On a London street it isn't the werewolves you need to worry about; it's the local yoot. 15 fatal stabbings so far this year and zero werewolf attacks. But apparently the tried and trusted way of making sure people don't carry weapons (widespread, and fequent stop & search) is still to be resisted.

Lloyds Banking Group to splash £3bn on tech

LucreLout

Dear Lloyds

There's no point spending £3BN on IT, rather than returning the money to your shareholders, unless you make your current IT situation better. To do that, you need to do ALL of the following things:

1) Stop outsourcing. All of it.

2) Stop offshoring. All of it.

3) Cut half of your IT hierarchy. If you don't show as the lowest two wrungs in the corporate structure diagram then you should have a 50/50 chance of being employed on Monday.

4) Hire a few permanent staff that actually understand software development, code architectures, the cloud, and networking.

5) Send a memo to all staff stating in plain speaking that you are no longer a bank. You are a technology company that handles banking deposits. The real value isn't in your management chain or board of directors. The real value isn't in your front office staff. The real value is in your IT staff.

Getting IT right isn;t hard, you just need the right people and the right plan. The first step forward is to understand that today, you have neither.

UK.gov's Brexiteers warned not to push for divergence on data protection laws

LucreLout

Re: No wonder Murdoch, the Republicans and others are in favour of BRexit

On that basis (destroying UKIP as a viable force in UK politics) Brexit has been a resounding success.

And the main beneficiary of that has been labour. Had UKIP continued as a force, labour would have been wiped out at the last election. They were literally saved as a party by the country voting for Brexit.

LucreLout

Re: Codejunky...

England/Britain is not exceptional, it is just another middling sized country, relatively very wealthy, but with significant internal problems of social justice.

It's the 5th or 6th (depending on point in the cycle) economy in the world. That on its own is pretty exceptional. It had the greatest empire the world will ever know - that too is exceptional (and either good/bad depending on your own perspective). It has the global centre for finance, which again is completely exceptional.

Sorry, but we're more than our square mileage and population graph. We just are. Historically, as well as today, we're punching well above our weight globally. For better or worse we've had a greater impact on the world than almost any other nation in history.

Social justice problems are, in comparison to the rest of the world, largely illusory or ideological. We have free health care, free housing (if needed), free money (if needed), free childcare, free education, free transport/telly/prescriptions/money for the elderly, and we have one of the consistently highest rated justice systems in the world. The rest of the world has poverty, real poverty, rather than some arbitrary relative measure. Some of it has war. Some of it has famine. Some of it is French ;-)

We're not perfect, but we as close to it as almost any other nation on earth. Just by virtue of being British you have won lifes lottery. There are so many worse places to be born, and so few better.

New Google bias lawsuit claims company fired chap who opposed discrimination

LucreLout
Joke

Re: Good riddance

Don't be silly. The forum Mods are in the pub. It's nearly Friday you know!

Presumably pissing on the floor as they can't decide whether to use the mens toilet, or the ladies.

Come on people, and mods, it's just a joke. No really, it's a joke.

LucreLout

Okay, but the quid pro quo is we we keep "workplaces" out of politics; i.e. no corporate funding of political parties and lobbyists.

Congratualtions you just bankrupted the labour party. Unions are, after all, just corporations. For member, read customer. For dues, read price. I'll readily agree that is not how they portray themselves, but that's just marketing.

LucreLout

Re: Animal Farm

I have a vague recollection of a live-action film version from the 80s maybe. Based on the recollection I won't be googling for more details from work though

1999 - Allegedly Prompted by the sucess of 'Babe' - Even more divergent from the book than the 1954 animated version though...

Rumour has it that may not be the film the original author was thinking about... it was a little more.... adult/gross/possibly illegal. Allegedly.

LucreLout

Good to see the register is unbiased, the actual quote was....

Quite. While El Reg was always left leaning, it's lately swung so far to the left its in danger of competing with the Groan. I'm increasingly wondering why they're pushing this anti-Damore agenda based upon things they're fully well aware that he didn't actually say.

Agree with what Damore said, or disagree with it; either way is fine if you use facts. Deliberate misrepresentation of what was said in order to argue against it, is I believe, known as a strawman. Knock it on the head Reg. you're better than that..... or at least you were once.

Farewell, Android Pay. We hardly tapped you

LucreLout

The main benefit of keeping cash as a thing within the economy is that it prevents the imposition by government/quango of negative interest rates. The ability to impose such would allow them to tax the principal sum in a bank rather than only the interest.

Whatever your thoughts on wealth distribution, even a cursory glance as cold war inflation in Russia or present day Zimbabwe should illuminate why having people rush out to convert any income into none currency assets leads to a self reinforcing hyper inflationary death spiral.

I like pay wave etc and I'm comforatble with tap n pay from a mobile, but I wouldn't want to lose cash, because you never know what the next government will do, and they may not be as benign as the last.

LucreLout

Re: What could possibly...?

And I'm sure some toerag will still manage to relieve me of my dosh

Yes, but he would prefer that instead of calling him a toerag you simply referred to him as the tax man.

Who wanted a future in which AI can copy your voice and say things you never uttered? Who?!

LucreLout

I can't really think of any use-cases which aren't either creepy or criminal.

Sat navs. As well as choosing voice gender, it will become trivial (eventually) to choose the accent too.

Cortana/Siri/Whoever. Replacing their accent with a favoured grandchilds will put granny at ease when using them (not todays granny, but tomorrows).

Accent prejudice is a thing, at least according to The Economist [1], so the ability to change accent as well as language could become an important feature in AI adoption.

1 - https://www.economist.com/blogs/prospero/2015/01/johnson-accents

LucreLout

Re: As far as I am concerned

almost all the use cases are creepy - the genie however is out of the bottle...

For same gender triplets, twins etc that ship sailed the day they were born. Theres already someone that looks & sounds like them, knows all their "secret" financial info - DOB, Moms maiden name etc.

Brexit to better bumpkin broadband, 4G coverage for farmers – Gove

LucreLout

Re: Infrastructure

The M1-A1 link road doesn't count as a new motorway. It's an extension road to join existing road networks to create capacity by reducing demand on the M18. No different to widneing the M18 then. Widening existing motorways doesn't count as building new motorways. We've always widened or extended the ones we had AND built new ones at the same time.

We have 1/3rd of the motorway capacity of France.... We're going to have to put this anti-car nonsense behind us and start building the capacity we need, or our whole economy is finished.

LucreLout

Re: Infrastructure

M25 - planned in the 60's, built in the very early 70s.

M18 - built 1967 so 50+ years ago.

M60 - opened in 1960 as the M62, renumbering it doesn't make it new.

M6 - built in 1958 so 50+ years ago.

The key here, is we don't have any planned new motorways, so there won't be any before the M25s 50 year time horizon expires. Your defence amounts to 40+ years isn't 50 even though it will be. Well, erm, how many more people are here now than 50 years ago? 10 million more, and with many families now owning multiple cars. That's between 10 and say 20 million more vehicles with nothing new to drive on.

The point stands - we need more roads and we haven't built any new ones for as close as makes no difference 50 years.

LucreLout

Infrastructure

I don't suppose, now there's soon to be no environmental case to answer for the car (Solar powered Telsas for all), we could spend some of that infrastructure money on roads?

The ones we have are 3rd world standard, and as we haven't built any for 50 years, we've completely exhausted their existing capacity.

Australia joins the 'decrypt it or we'll legislate' club

LucreLout

Re: Good luck...

Encryption without key escrow will end up getting outlawed

Ok, so how will that get policed do you think? How exactly is it you expect to make a terrorist hand over their encryption keys into escrow?

Yes, you will be able to legislate for main stream use such as WhatsApp, but they’ll just resort to their own side loaded messaging system. Or book codes. Or something else. What they won’t do is forget they’ve given you the decryption keys and chatter away about planned operations allowing you to repeatedly foil them, while never cottoning on to how you’re doing it.