* Posts by LucreLout

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European nations told to sort out 'digital tax' on tech giants by end of year

LucreLout

Re: Start with the basics and work from there

Smaller companies lose out because they can't afford expensive accountants to find all the same little loopholes, or more frequently because they are pinned down to a real physical location and no means to move profits off shore.

Two towns over from me the cafe there is based offshore for accounting purposes, despite having a decidedly onshore physical presence. Its a very small business - I know contractors with a higher turnover (they're very specialised, I admit).

The game is not nearly so diffcult to understand or expensive to play as you imagine. Oddly though, nobody seems worried about their use of the same planning as the tech giants....

LucreLout

Re: Start with the basics and work from there

That was done about a quarter millennia ago.

Correction, that was dictated about a quarter millenia ago, when international operations were exceedingly difficult to manage because of transportation speed/cost and the snail pace communications systems. The world has changed and governments, having lost the respect of the people, are not in a position to dictate.

So, given the world today, and the waste in existing governmental spending, define fair?

in turn the country could afford to build and maintain roads, hire police forces to prevent highway robbery, educate the populace and later to provide things like healthcare and pensions

Which neatly accounts for about 10% of the tax take. The rest they fritter away and waste.

You're confusing emotional irrelevancies, such as the public services you'd like someone else to fund for you, with what is fair or even realistic to expect companies to pay. A given company may have shareholders in 200+ countries around the world - how much do you think they value public spending in, for example Ireland, if they live in Uganda?

Companies decided that they could find and exploit loopholes and not pay their taxes, and all of a sudden are competing on how little tax they can pay. If you were defining "unfair" then this is probably it.

Unfair would better be defined as forcibly extracting from someone, using menaces, threats of impriosonment, and life altering sanctions, that which they would otherwise not give voluntarily. Which is the basis of all taxation.

What is fair about asking a company headquartered in say America, to pay taxes for services you wish to enjoy but otherwise cannot afford in the UK? What is fair about asking their global shareholders to pay for it? Sorry, but you haven't arrived at anything remotely resembling a working definition of fair, and so cannot use it for a predicate to raise taxes.

LucreLout

Re: taxation vs economic activity

I think you should have added to your comment that the state/country need tax money to provide affordable education and health care, for roads and bridges and more.

Unfortunately they waste it instead on wages for so very many jobs that simply don't need doing. Too much administration, too many middle managers, etc etc etc. The last thing they spend it on is the roads.....

LucreLout

Physical presence provides an extremely strong drag on being able to go jurisdiction shopping

It creates no drag at all. See Boots for an example.

If you are the UK you will quite quickly cut the tax take from all the physically-present companies mentioned.

Leaving them more money to invest in growth which then leads to a higher tax base.

Worse, in the slightly longer term you will end up pushing an even larger percentage of your workforce into fake self-employment.

The difference is nearly double already. Dropping it further won't inentivise anyone that isn't already playing that game.

It turns out that the hopelessly simplistic analysis you bought into wasn't just bad because it made us unpopular tax haven pariahs. It has actually cost us billions of pounds.

No, I'm afraid its just that you don't understand taxation or economics sufficiently well to reason through the proposition. This is what I do for a very well paid living. Sorry, but you really are so far wide of the mark as to leave me baffled as to how you've arrived at the position you have.

LucreLout

Re: Taxing revenue is inherently unfair

So your solutions is? You are very quiet about that - note that "taxing profits" has proved to be a complete failure ... the FANG companies don't make profits "on the books".

Sure they do - they just don't make them on the books of non-competetive tax regimes.

You have two realistically workable options for adjusting the tax amount paid, and really only two. They are:

1) An internationally accepted and levied flat tax

2) Be a competetive place to pay CT - and by competetive I really mean cheap (low CT, say 5% and you'd corner the market with ballooning tax take)

Anything else is just playig the same game we play now, but with marginally different rules. Two guesses who's better at playing the game within whatever rules have been devised? Hint: It's not now, never was, and never will be the tax man.

I can almost feel the hate from here, but I'm not condoning or condemning the players or game, I'm just explaining how it works in reality rather than intent. There's no moral or spiritual component to taxation, there's only a balance due created by applying a rule set. It is what it is.

LucreLout

Re: Beware of False Profits

The point of this digital revenue tax is that it'll be the revenue inside the EU that will be taxable at 3%, *not* profit, regardless of whether it slips into a Double Dutch Irish sandwich or not.

Ok, so lets say I have revenue of £100M. You now take £3M in envy tax.

The other £97M gets taxed at 20% on the profit part. Ok, but if your complaint stems from my not having made enough profit to pay you the Corp Tax you think you deserve, then I'll be making zero profit or less using the new system. Most of the tech giants have an operating profit margin in the UK & EU of close to or less than the proposed envy tax.

Thus, what you have achieved is at best, that I pay you 3% evny tax to operate here, when I'm already probably paying something similar anyway via Corporation Taxes. You've moved the money from one pot, to another, but not increased your £s taken.

However, this is where things take a turn for the worse for you. If your envy tax pushes me into making a loss for Corp Tax, I can roll that over for many years. A little legal entity restructuring and I can spin off the corp tax loss into its own vehicle and sell that vehicle from my offshore parent company to someone else who wants to operate here, thus regaining some of my envy taxes while you then lose out on somone elses CT.

Corporate taxation is an internationally competetive market place. It's not quite winne rtakes all, but its close enough to that to mean that if you want a share of the international CT, you are going to have to compete to get it. That'll not be popular, but then, the real world isn't about being popular.

Me/you being substitiutes for a FAANGM style operation and the tax man respectively.

This is my specialist area of IT, but I'm an IT specialist not a tax specialist, and even I can see mile wide roads down which to travel that don't lead to a cent/penny more in taxes becoming due.

LucreLout

If Britain lowered tax to attract Apple it would have to apply the same tax rates to Rolls-Royce, HSBC, ICI, Shell, etc etc

All of whom already engage in some level of tax planning. Don't assume that because the rate payable is reduced that the amount garnered would also fall. All economic evidence points to the contrary.

LucreLout

Re: Beware of False Profits

The problem isn't inherently the double-Dutch-Irish-malarkey, it's companies using that to shift profits to a lower-tax jurisdiction.

There's just so very many ways to achieve this, and so many companies doing it, that to focus only on the tech giants is to really misunderstand the scale of the industry.

LucreLout

More than that, the whole Irish double Dutch sandwich with extra ketchup bullshit won't apply any more.

Sure it will.

I realise lots of people really don't like the "Irish double Dutch sandwich with extra ketchup bullshit" strategy, but there's no reason at all why this won't work afterwards. Arguably, it'll work even better than it does now.

The only difference is that we could substitute ourselves for any part of that arrangement, knocking Ireland or Holland out of contention. Or both, if we chose. I'm not suggesting we should, simply explainin that we could.

LucreLout

I'm pretty sure that UK will act unilaterally about this pretty soon. Once they're out of the EU, there's no reason for them not to tax the UK profits of EU companies, is there?

Assuming we ever actually get "out of the EU", then the rEU become our competition for tax revenues. There's nothing to stop us attracting their companies here by ensuring our rate of Corporation Tax is lower than theirs, thus getting a slightly smaller slice of a much larger pie. In essence, lowering the rate in order to increase the revenue extracted.

LucreLout

Start with the basics and work from there

pay their fair share

Before everyone gets emotive and irrational, hows about the EU/Austria first define "fair".

Unless there's first an agreement on what fair is then dreaming up taxes and ways to spend them simply won't achieve anything.

Fukushima worker death

LucreLout
Boffin

Fukushima worker death

El Reg, any chance of a decent article on the apparent death of a fukushima worker due to radiation from the clean up please? Most of the commentards around these parts have a more scientific understanding of radiation that most main stream reporters, so I was hoping to find something today with more fact than hysteria.

Software dev-turned-councillor launches rubbish* chatbot

LucreLout

Re: FFS

Fly tipping is a problem caused by ignorant self serving idiots who don't give a toss where their rubbish ends up and who cannot be bothered to deal with it because its too much effort for them.

No, fly tipping is a problem implemented by self serving idiots, but it is a problem created by the council.

Councils don't drop litter, councils don't fly tip.

Councils decied unilaterally to cut back on garbage collection and access to the rubbish dump. They do so knowing that it increases instances of fly tipping. Its a choice they've made.

Councils however do pick up the cost of dealing with this selfish minority act which we all then share the burden of.

Which neatly brings us back to why councils should stop encouraging the fly tipping in the first place and simply reinstate the services we're all still paying for but no longer receive. Weekly rubbish collections and open access to the tip / recycling centre.

LucreLout

FFS

The chatbot, which works via Facebook Messenger, will also address the scourge of local authorities across the UK – fly-tipping.

Fly-tipping is a problem created entirely by the local councils. Simply restore weekly bin collections, and allow unlimited trips to the council tip, and fly-tipping will go away again. Yes, I understand some people have concerns over environmentalism, but if its first dumped in the street / nearby field, then taken to the council tip anyway, what is really being achieved?

Scandinavia makes use of small scale local incineration of things that can't be recycled, leading to very cheap communal central heating and very low levels of landfill. Maybe, I dunno, try doing something constructive or 'new' about the problems rather than wasting time with a farcebook app most of your voters can't make use of?

Go Pester someone else: TSB ditches CEO over bank's IT meltdown

LucreLout

Re: still expected to take away about £1.7m

Being told that 'if you so utterly screw up that you damage the reputation of this institution, you'll lose all of this' should be enough impetus not to screw up, but then again, any savvy senior exec would refuse to sign such a contract.

That'll be the paying for talent myth. Here's the thing. The vast majority of FTSE 100 CEOs NEVER lead a second one. So, if its talent we're paying for, why is it that they can't find an equivalent or better job?

Could it just possibly be, that it's simple troughing and nothing to do with talent? That they had the political ability to get to the top of a greasy pole, but that is actually the only skill they really have, and that every equivalent company already has several staffers in reserve who hase mastered that same skill?

Sure, you do find the odd one where a change in leadership produces remarkable financial results, but that's fewer then 5% of even top flight CEOs.

LucreLout
Mushroom

Re: still expected to take away about £1.7m

Just how bad do you have to screw up before you don't walk away with such a payout?

Unless you've brokent he law, it seems its impossible to screw up badly enough that the golden parachute is not wheeled out. Disgraceful.

And they wonder why my career ambition is to be the failing CEO of a FTSE 100 company. It is literally money for nohting. For less than nothing.

Excuse me, but your website's source code appears to be showing

LucreLout

Re: Hah

That said, webassmbly seems to have taken off like a rocket so the only javascript in future may be a thin glue layer.

I see, you must be young.

WebAssembly Vs JavaScript is essentially just BetaMax Vs VHS all over again. Yes, WebAssembly can be considered technically "better" than JavaScript in many regards, but JavaScript has the market share, and so will "win".

That, and can you seriously imagine your JavaScript based Millennial web developer learning C++?

LucreLout

...only recently Git understood you may need to have different branches of a repo at the same time on your local disk, and their solution is still a just workaround.

No surprise those who happily drink the kool-aid of the "greatest tool of all times" then incur in this kind of issues.

I use git in preference to all other version control systems. It's pretty damn far from perfect, but on reflection, I hate it less than all other version control systems.

Stupid or lazy developers will always be a problem for as long as the entry requirement to our industry is being able to write the word developer on your CV.

If you weren't rich enough to buy a Surface before, you may as well let that dream die

LucreLout

Somehow....

.... after Wonga, 19.99% APR just doesn't have the same shock factor it used to.

Of course, there is always a catch. In this case, any unpaid balance would attract an eye-watering 19.99 per cent after the initial 24-month period.

Fourth 'Fappening' celeb nude snap thief treated to 8 months in the clink

LucreLout

Re: I'm not a particularly draconian 'eye for an eye' person...

Your post forced me to look at these photos and videos for the first time, and I assure you she has nothing to feel embarrassed or humiliated about.

Wait... what?

So your view is essentially that her first phone call home should have gone something along the lines of "Hi Dad, it's me. Yes, I know the whole neighbourhood is downloading videos of me shagging on the internet, but really, it could be worse. At least I'm hot!" And you think that is relevant, or mitigates the offense?

The ladies in question may very well be some of the most attractive on the planet, but that doesn't mean they deserve / were complicit in / aren't utterly humiliated by having such intimate videos spread all over the planet. Forever. They're going to one day have to explain those downloads to their children, who doubtless will hear about them in the playground.

I can't imagine how humiliated and upset I'd feel if near on everyone I was ever going to meet for the rest of my life had seen pictures and/or video of me shagging. Certainly, I'd not think up to 18 months a fair and appropriate tariff.

Anon man suing Google wants crim conviction to be forgotten

LucreLout

Re: Right to be forgotten

That's a bit sweeping.

Encompassing as it may be, its completely true. To be convicted you must be caught, and to be caught you must have chosen to commit a crime; thus self selecting and stupid enough to get caught.

And society judges people rehabilitated once they have served their sentence or paid their fine, and criminal records in many cases are expunged after a certain time, assuming no new convictions.

The legal system may very well judge spent convictions to be rehabilitation, but society obviously does not, or so many convicts wouldn't be asking the court to further conceal the evidence of their crimes. The legal system, rather than insisting it is right and society is wrong, should be listening to society and ensuring sufficient punishment for offences and proper rehabilitation; that way people wouldn't care about prior convictions.

Speaking only for myself here, I have zero faith that in the current system, a fraudster is reformed rather than currently undetected. The same goes for a violent offender - are they acutally reformed, or just waiting for an excuse to lose control again? If your view differs, then by all means, go right ahead an employ such folk or otherwise engage them in business. Right now, under the current system, I think I'd prefer to pass, thanks.

LucreLout

Re: Right to be forgotten

In some ways, it is unfair for a conviction to follow people forever, where the courts have stated a limit. Assuming ABC is not convicted with a life sentence, his conviction will be "spent" after a certain period. If old reports are damaging people beyond that period, I have some sympathy.

Save your sympathy for his victims. Criminals are both self selecting and stupid enough to get caught.

I'm all in favour of letting criminals hide their past misdeeds just as soon as society invents a way to remove all adverse affects from the victims first. If society continues to punish someone with a discoverable but otherwise spent conviction, then society has declared that the punishment levied by the courts was insufficient.

I'd be quite happy to do business with someone with a conviction for say weed posession, or drunk & disorderly in their youth. I'd not be happy to do business with a fraudster or violent criminal - if you are dishonest or can't control your base impulses then you're a disaster waiting to happen, and I'd rather not foot the bill when you do.

If you have to simulate a phishing attack on your org, at least try to get something useful from it

LucreLout

Wait, what?

For sure, blind phishing simulation – tests where important people are not in on the test – tend to end badly.

Much of the time these are the people that cause the problem in the first place. They sit further up a notional hierarchy than you do and insist on having elevated access permissions to anything they can possibly conceive they might one day look at once. Then they go get phished.....

Muslim American woman sues US border cops: Gimme back my seized iPhone's data!

LucreLout
Joke

Re: When Booking-Travel now the first thing I usually do is:

No, what happens is you tell the TSA agent that the pin is classified and he or she gets out the rubber gloves and asks you to step this way please. They will make enquires as to whether or not you do work for the DoD afterwards.

That's just a normal part of the security approval process these days. He'll barely feel it ;-)

Everyone screams patch ASAP – but it takes most organizations a month to update their networks

LucreLout

Oh FFS

More than a third of IT managers – 37 per cent – view the slow installation of software updates as the biggest security threat they face; more even than idiot end-users choosing bad passwords (33 per cent).

More than a third of IT managers - 37 per cent + are idiots, said LucreLout.

Patching is important, very important. There, I said it. But your biggest risk is a slow patch? Erm, no, no it isn't. It's your developers.

The last bank I worked for made the mistake of giving every dev read access to everything in version control. And some devs had checked in secrets, such as connection strings, user names and passwords for service accounts, systems access, mail servers etc etc. I could have done anything I wanted to their systems and they would have had absolutely no way of tracking it back to me.

And thats before we get to things like prod access for builds and releases - allowing me to make users do stuff on other systems while interacting with my own desktop app (I did a demo of this for management using development environments, where by I had them checking their risk exposure on my system while it secretly executed trades on another due to their use of cookies/remember me). They still didn't fix the problems......

Your developers should be some of the smartest people in your organisation, and they should have a very good handle on exploiting software (hard to do defensive coding if you don't know what to defend against).

So when they think a slow patch is their biggest risk, I think they don't have a clue what they are doing and should vacate their roles immediately. Your biggest risk isn't that your admin applies a patch 4 weeks late, your biggest risk is your developers. Try to remember that when the temptation to screw them over inevitably rears its head - hopefully they know shitting on the admins isn't a good idea already.

Brit Railcard buyers face lengthy, unexplained delays. Sound familiar?

LucreLout

Re: Phew!

I renewed my Senior Railcard a week yesterday. It arrived on Friday.

Oh shit!!!!! Perhaps it was me that broke the system? I'd better post AC just in case.

Hmm, I think you'll be OK as long as you didn't use the name Robert '); DROP TABLE Customers; --

https://xkcd.com/327/

Beam me up, PM: Digital secretary expected to give Tory conference speech as hologram

LucreLout
Joke

BTW, is it time for Paris to be replaced by a Kar****ian?

Paris could never be replaced by one of those! Hell, I can't even remember which one of them used to be a man.

Et tu, Brute? Then fail, Caesars: When it's hotel staff, not the hackers, invading folks' privacy

LucreLout

Re: Caesars have proven themselves incompetent

A man in Texas was acquitted of manslaughter charges after killing several deputies during a no-knock raid in which the police failed to announce that they were actually police, making the raid indistinguishable from a well-coordinated home invasion. Hotel staff opening your door with a keycard is fairly different from that sort of forceable entry.

It is, but I'm not sure you can expect a young lady who is naked in the shower on a night to make the same determination we can from the safey of our (hopefully) fully clothed desks with the facts in evidence.

Most staffers expect bosses to snoop on them, say unions

LucreLout

Re: Legal Requirements??

Insider trading is going to be a dream when all finance moves to Frankfurt

The main problem with that, is that there isn't enough people in Frankfurt to ever enable that happening. Even if everyone of working age in Frankfurt worked only in financial services, there'd still be too many roles for the population to fill.

Based on a population of 700k in Frankfurt, a ball park that half of them will be working age, gives 350k, which is rather a lot less than the 1.1 million people that work in finance. That's before we tag on the ancillary industries of accounting, law, and insurance.

Rejoice! Thousands more kids flock to computing A-level

LucreLout

Are you saying you'd prefer more pictures of ugly old blokes?

Seems to be one of those hung on the wall of every bathroom I use these days... Time has not been kind. And I was starting off from a position of looking like the @rse end of a horse.

LucreLout

How many people have jobs that have little or nothing to do with their school and university qualifications?

Every job I've ever held, despite the fact that I earned 2 degrees. Since HR started having degrees, there's been an explosion in the number of jobs requiring a degree to get, that don't need a degree to do.

LucreLout

Re: Who is ultimately responsible? well you are of course, you voted for them

But, however crappy our particular constituency MP behaves, we'll still vote for him (or abstain), lest the other lot get in.

Not me. Floating voter right here. You earn my vote, and if you happen to be in government at the time, then the actions of your government become an equal concern in whether I continue to vote for you or someone else.

I was once a proud labour voter, but then they wrecked the economy, started so many wars, and opened the door to unfettered immigation [1]. Now they're compounding that by becoming institutionally racist..... perhaps they always were, but I didn't believe it when I voted for them.

These days I vote Conservative, but given the surrender to the rEU in Brexit negotiations (remainer/leaver, who of you really thinks they've done a good job here? Yeah, me neither), I'm going to struggle to vote for them next year when we doubtlessly have another election.

All I really want is a party that understands fiscal discipline and the need for reform of eternal institutions in the public sector (reform does not mean abondonment or destruction, it is simply the process by which the inevitable inefficiency that creeps in over time or gets produced by technological advances gets dealt with rather than ignored). It shouldn't be too much to ask, but it is.

1 - Ostensibly to annoy Conservatives, but without any regard for the economic impact on their Northern voters or what it would do to British society and peoples relationship with the rEU. I think immigration can be a positive good for society if it is well managed and of paramount importance, tightly coupled to integration. Our economy is basically shot without it.

LucreLout

Re: before you can apply an index to a table.

People don't write nested selects and correlated sub queries just for fun.

In my experience people usually do it due to a lack of talent. Though in fairness, I've also seen the reasons you give.

LucreLout

Re: before you can apply an index to a table.

And when you do, the flippin' developers write nested selects that invalidate the index and force brute-force table-walks anyway.

And then they complain that "the database is slow".

Why aren't the developers writing their own index?

As a dev, I usually do the database design and tuning, not the dba. I've worked for about 9 companies now and never worked in one where the dba did the performance tuning. After all, I know what the code is going to do, so I know what variable range the sprocs will be passed and also what compound conidtionals I'm going to want to find with non-clustered indexes etc.

London fuzz to get 600 more mobile fingerprint scanners

LucreLout

So if you refuse the scan it's a trip to the station.

Don't you just love living in a totalitarian state.

I think you're doing a disservice to those that actually have to live in a totalitarian state.

LucreLout

Re: Too one-sided

Best thing to do is refuse to submit to having your prints taken on the street.

No it isn't.

If the police officer has sufficient grounds to believe that you have committed a crime, they should arrest you so that you get a free lawyer and start the clock ticking.

Unfortunately being arrested, whether or not you are subsequently charged, has real life consequences. One of which is inelligibility for omse possibly important visa waiver schemes, such as the one for the USA.

I have to travel there for work periodically, and have had to do so for numerous prior employers, so need the waiver scheme for my work. Lots of places presume you haven't committed genocide, and there's so few people with HIV/AIDS and so many people with a criminal record, that elligibility for the scheme (which employers are entitled to enquire about) is used as a proxy for "Do you have a criminal conviction that is timed out under ROA?".

Don't shoot the messenger over this please, but what is, is. It's not my idea and its not something I influence.

If they don't have sufficient grounds to believe that you have committed a crime they should be leaving you alone rather than carrying out speculative identity checks on people who happen to be in a particular area on the grounds that there are bound to be one or two illegals amongst the hundreds checked.

This will probably mostly be used to verify that drivers stopped while commiting offences are who they say they are, and not the person insured on the car. No verifiable ID, then please put a hand on this device Sir.

I would expect there to be fewer applications of the tech for all other use cases, once it goes live.

Or maybe wet your finger with a plastic solvent before pressing it against the officer's scanner.

And risk going from being an innocent suspect who could have cleared themselves effortlessly in a second, to someone possibly guilty of criminal damage? Sorry, but I'm not sure you've thought this through.

Brit banks must disclose outages via API, decrees finance watchdog

LucreLout

“More than any other industry, banks still contain a mix of archaic legacy systems, new cloud platforms, and yet are under pressure to accelerate their software development to combat the threat of their ‘digital-first’ competitors,” opined Dave Anderson, a marketing bod from API-making biz Dynatrace, in a canned quote.

Talk about making yourself look incompetent in the technical press....

Banking is archaic (we're shit and we know we are), but its still 3 or 4 decades ahead of the insurance industry (syndicate/Lloyds level, not retail), and about 5 decades ahead of the legal industry. I know, I've worked in all three, and for leading edge employers at that.

Baddies of the internet: It's all about dodgy mobile apps, they're so hot right now

LucreLout

Re: Really ?

Really? Gotta wonder what all they get out of it

Branch closures, reduction in staff costs (branch staff and sales), fast & cheap roll out of new products, reduced postage costs, and that's before any neferious data/location snooping.

The question should be what does the customer get out of it?

Windows is coming to Chromebooks… with Google’s blessing

LucreLout

Re: It's happening...

Without the premium price, how else would these Surfaces look "better"?

I might pay a premium price for an Aston Martin, but I'd not pay it for a Ford. The brands are different market segments. Apple is, completely unfathomobly to me, "cool"; Microsoft just isn't and it will never be.

So how would a Surface look better? Well, it'd do more - most apps run on Windows, certainly most professional level apps (I care not how many fart apps your phone has). That's not to say stuff doesn't run on linux, of course it does, but Windows is the desktop/professional user GUI (sorry penguins, it just is). Leverage that for "better", but just making it expensive means I'm not buying one - residual value is a thing if you upgrade every few years.

LucreLout

Re: It's happening...

Some chromebooks costs a couple of hundred quid, some cost a grand so hardware will be variable and I wonder if Windows will only support a minimum spec so only the more expensive chromebooks will have it as an option.

They're pretty much going to have too. The 8gb Surface Go costs just over 500 notes, despite the availability of an equivalently specced Chromebook for 300. That's a pretty big different - even if the Chromebook lasts half as long as the Surface (and I know of no reason why it should), you'd be better off with a Chromebook as the 2nd upgrade would be 'free'.

I say this as a lifelong MS dev......

It's no good MS looking at Macbook prices and using them to set the cost of a Surface - 3 or 4 years from now I can flog a Macbook for almost half what I paid for it, the 2nd hand Surface won't run anything like that level of residual value.

UK taxman told: IR35 still isn't working in the public sector, and you want to take it private?

LucreLout

I presume you also feel they don't need compensated for all the other costs (insurance, accountants)

If your accountant costs you money then you have the wrong accountant. And I say this as a PAYE slave hoping to go contracting next year. My main reasoning is that it will reduce my effective tax rate (percentage of gross lost to taxes) down from about 38% to about 23% [1], and that on a higher gross too (yes, I too have an accountant and we have discussed this). I'm honest enough to admit its 99% about tax avoidance, and 1% about avoiding appraisals because they bore me.

There's pros & cons to either way of working, but accountants "costs" aren't one of them.

Laid off for no reason applies in effect to permies too. No matter what employment law says, unless you are willing to sue your ex-employer to enforce it (in which case get enough money you never need to work again, because in all probability you won't ever work again), then employment rights simply don't exist - I consider them worthless to me because when it came time to enforce mine, I couldn't without shooting myself in both bollocks as a result.

Lost maternity or paternity applies only for a few years of your life - the rest of your life you'll never make use of it. In my case, I won't be having more kids, so cannot lose paternity pay.

As I say, swings and roundabouts. But lets give the martydom stuff a knock on the head eh? We each work the way that rewards us the best, so you & I and everyone reading your post know for a fact which way is most rewarding for you. And I don't blame you, I don't want to beat you, I'm just busily planning to join you.

[1] - Yes, that is a <u>very</u> aggressive tax strategy, which is very complicated (I do software development in tax arbitrage for a living) and also involves moving a lot of post tax costs onto the business (things like lunch, phone, petrol, parking etc) to reduce the corp tax it pays and ensure more of my post tax money remains mine rather than sunk into costs of being at work ala PAYE - costs are doubly efficient so well worth looking at. Lets face it, anything south of my prevailing rate is a win, and I could achieve that on my own without an accountant.

What do a meth, coke, molly, heroin stash and Vegas allegedly have in common? Broadcom cofounder Henry Nicolas

LucreLout

Re: It's the money

Every rich person I've known

Any chance you could define "rich" please? Just for the purposes of your post, as opposed to anything to argue over. The reason I ask is that what I once thought of as "rich enough to get out of the game" isn't actually enough to get out of the game. I'm thinking to be coke & hokers in Vegas rich, you'd need at least say, £5 million?

or is spending their life worried/scared that they are going to fall from grace with Mammon

Its taken me about 20 years since I learned how money works to make my headline target amount. I could do it again, though I'd be retirement age by the time I finished, so ageism could knacker that. Self made wealthy people who got there through hard work and smart investing, as opposed to inheritance or one "good" idea (farcebook for example) don't seem to be as worried about losing their wealth as they know their personal formula for getting wealthy works.

To preserve my gains, I simply avoid lawyers, and non-mortgage debt. Stay away from those two things and your likelihood of going broke isn't high. You could always fund a ltd company and hold some assets in that, thus limiting the damage done should the dogs of law shit upon your lawn.

I worry about my family, and my friends. I don't worry about what happens to my money - you can't take it with you, so its all going to get passed on to my children, favoured charities, or spent before I go. Financially speaking, dying in debt is winning, not dying with millions in the bank.

Google Spectre whizz kicked out of Caesars, blocked from DEF CON over hack 'attack' tweet

LucreLout

Re: and the moral of the story is....

Blackpool.

It’s the Vegas of the North, or so I keep hearing.

The main purpose Blackpool serves, is to make Reno look good!

LucreLout

Re: Where To??

I'm sure Reno would be happy to take away some of LV's biz.

Having visited Reno once, before my many trips to Vegas, they might as well relocate to Blackpool as Reno.

The first motel we (group of guys travelling) tried to rent a room at had the front desk guy literally sitting in a jail cell - to prevent visitors accosting him. Hugely entertaining, and Reno is a fun place, but it pales in comparisson to Vegas. Sorry Reno - I'll always remember you fondly, but I'll probably not be back.

Stress, bad workplace cultures are still driving security folk to drink

LucreLout

"Many offices have beer on tap, wine in the fridge, and hard liquor on the shelves as a perk for employees."

Wut ? Who does that ? It's one thing to have a few pints with the colleagues after work at a suitable venue, but actually in the office seems a bit much.

Soooo many rent-a-desk places have free beer these days, which means many many start-ups, particularly in and around London, have free beer, at least in the afternoon.

LucreLout

Re: Curiously American @AC

I did have a job, where I booked my holiday 3 times, had it cancelled by the company 3 times, due to project demands, then a memo mid November that all holiday had to be taken by the end of the year.

Had a similar thing happen 10 years ago. My answer was to stop working Mondays from September.

Amazingly, the following year, after again cancelling most of my summer leave, they found a way to magically roll it over. Then when I quit the third time they canned my summer vacations, they found a way to pay me for it, rather than have me resign and go on "holiday" at the end of the day......

LucreLout

Re: Sounds about right

"Infosec", if that's a dedicated job, has to be the most thankless job in any organisation.

Toilet cleaner. You literally cover their to-do list with shit on a daily basis. And yet, if the CEO disappears for a month the business runs fine, whereas if the bog cleaner goes AWOL, you'll be lucky to get through a day or two.....

LucreLout

Re: Self-medicating with booze is no answer

How about coffee?

I just got mug number 7, so I'm all set thanks!

I'm not actually sure coffee is considered all that bad for you these days. Every time I look the medical advice seems to have changed anyway. Whereas, copious quantities of sweet sweet booze are well understood to be bad for your health.

Second-hand connected car data drama could be a GDPR minefield

LucreLout

What am I missing?

Why can the car not simply detect the absence of the previous owners phone for a number of engine starts, then disconnect it automagically?

I can well imagine the potential for spousal abuse & snooping that being able to follow "your" cars position data and resting places would open up. I can see advantages too - I'd quite like to be able to geofence my car in relation to my mobile phone - it'd make nicking it without a low-loader much more difficult.

Given the pace of development of connected / hi-tech cars, and the lack of a clear regulator to ensure consumers are protected (ICO does some of the data bit, DVLA does some, VOSA does others, but who does the rest?), perhaps its time the government created a new regulator or gave one of the others primacy and responsibility for all matters relating to automotive technology?

LucreLout

Re: Duh!

I wonder how many engineers said, "Excuse me but ....." and were then shouted down or ignored.

They won't have been shouted down and they won't have been ignored: They will have been "resisitant to change", which is all too often management speak for "This employee is smarter than me and has exposed the utter idiocy of my bonus bagging idea".

Quite why "society" values those whose main skill is watching others work at a value premium to those doing the work, is beyond me. I mean, sure, if the management add value, but as often as not, that isn't the case.