* Posts by LucreLout

3039 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jun 2014

Bad news: A company wants to sell artificial shooting stars. Good news: Launch delayed

LucreLout

Re: Bad news: A company wants to sell artificial shooting stars.

I'm betting somebody is already working on huge orbital billboards for advertisement. *sob*

Just as soon as the optics work you'll be getting treated to the "Moon Laser" (tm) - which will advertise, for a fee, to everyone on the dark part of the planet whatever message/logo the corp with the deepest pockets that day desires.

It'll only end when the tech becomes cheap enough that "we" can overwrite it with lasers of our own, the proliferation of which will eventually ensure a turd brown moon nightly.

Europol wipes out 30,000+ piracy sites, three suspects cuffed to walk the legal plank

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Re: Lost sale?

"they'd be driving up the prices of things we do care about, like houses"

At least that hasn't happened eh?

Stocks, while a bit pricey in places, aren't actually bad value at current levels. That isn't to say they won't fall when the global recession hits (20/21 probably), but they'll recover to this level pretty quickly. Personally I'm avoiding UK stocks like the plague at the moment due to political risk, due to uncertainty around the election result which is likely to make for a very volatile December.

Tory chancellor pledges to review IR35 rollout in UK private sector – just like all the other parties

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Chop chop chaps...

.... there's damage being done!

Whether you're in favour of the tax changes or against them, there's real disruption being caused to industry by these changes that quite probably wasn't envisaged when they were planned.

Whatever decisions whatever government are going to take need to happen quickly and decisively, without dither and delay.

Vote rigging, election fixing, ballot stuffing: Just another day in the life of a Register reader

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Happy

Not slightly evil, stupid and unprofessional.

Sounds like a great tag line for a search business!

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A band also famous for their global tax evasion strategies?

U too? I was thinking just the same thing.....

However, this thread is worthless without pics of the lady and her green van!

You can forget about that Black Friday deal: Brit banks crap out just in time for pay day

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Re: Eggs, baskets...

All those coins make me limp.

Switch to BitCoin; It makes me hard.

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Re: Bonus Payouts

And there is no point looking for a particular responsable person as the person that is ultimately in charge is the Managing Director, end of story.

Sorry, but that's not right. "Managing Director" is just a corporate title in the City - it's a pay grade effectively. Large banks have literally thousands of MDs.

As long as managers bonus payouts are not affected then nothing is ever likely to change.

This is true. But then they persist with outsourcing everything they can to the cheapest offshorians they can find; so its no surprise to most of us when things fall apart.

Good people cost money. Cheap people are cheap for many reasons, and not just geography.

ESA toasts 10% budget boost by stretching ISS support out to 2030

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Re: Whacknut jobs? Maybe not..

Musk especially is a good example. SpaceX has achieved things in 17 years that NASA (and Boing!) are still not capable of, in spite of having been in the game for more than half a century and having been allocated budgets with many more zeroes than what SpaceX has to play with.

I'm something of a Musk fanboy, but I'm not sure its a fair comparison with NASA. Musk has a laser like focus where he's answerable to nobody. NASA is answerable to whoever is in the White house, whatever committee makes up their budget, and a whole host of political considerations (the environmental friendliness of their existence etc) that Musk can simply ignore if he chooses.

You can't compare committee's to individuals, which is why they only build statues of the latter.

Royal Bank of Scotland IT contractor ban sparks murmurs of legal action

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It's a harsh reality for me & my guys, but it is what it is.

It turns out its not what it was...... It's cost me most of my professional capital, and I've called in a fair few favors, but today I've managed to get extensions for my crew for a final 6 months.

While I agree with the poster above who says its the nature of contracting, I like to at least try to treat people who work for me the way I'd like to be treated by the people I work for, whatever it says on your payslip.

This means a likely gradual rundown of my contractors - they know when the end will now be - and an orderly and manageable transition for my permies as I'll be getting replacements as contractors leave.

Best wishes for a similar good result to all the displaced folk out there.

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Surely that means that if Labour win the stock market will fall and the cost will go back down?

Nope, because the asset is valued on nationalisation day at market rate. A labour win would for the first time in history, produce a stock market bounce in utilities, because the betting (and in this instance it would be betting) would be that the EU courts would force them to compensate at prevailing market rate at a minimum.

The rest of the market would crash because of their plans to steal progessively more of the shares and dividends from them for any listed company.

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Re: Cuts for Christmas

If you wait until Jan/Feb, they often have a massive credit card bill from the festivities and are then told their income to pay it off is about to evaporate.

I was more thinking we should have flagged this as happening a couple of months earlier, allowing a gradual transition as they find other gigs, which would make life easier for the contractors and much easier for me and my remaining permies.

Announcing it with a 3 week hard stop is .... difficult, for everyone.

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Why not just make a proper determination of their IR35 status and keep them then, and structure their terms as outside IR35? Unless you are saying they were inside IR35 all along...

I'm saying its a global megabank and senior though I am, I'm structurally far too junior to have any say in such matters.

The fact is the law on these changes won't settle for a couple of years while cases make their way through the courts setting precedents, and in the mean time the bank continues to accrue exposure to back taxes. That may be a small risk, but all risks come with prices attached and RO's to manage them. Ours has decided it's less of a risk and cost to the business to do away with all our contractors across the board than the cost of capital to hold cover in reserve. That I may disagree with that is no more important to the people making that decision than if you disagree with it as an outsider.

It's a harsh reality for me & my guys, but it is what it is.

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I mean, that's demonstrably not true, but whatever keeps you happy.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/10/sajid-javid-five-year-labour-spend-plan-near-12tn

You're using the wrong costings, which is why you've got this completely backwards.

That was before he pledges, for instance, £100bn to nationalize OpenReach on top of existing spending. As the stock market has drifted higher over the month, due to expectations of a Tory majority, the cost of these pledges has risen substantially.

Labour are making commitments to spend billions more on a daily basis with literally no clue as to where the money might come from to pay for it all. It's no good you coming here with links that are days old when they're comitting £100Bn before breakfast on a daily basis.

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@Gordan

Is that because of dictat from above that there are to be no contractors?

Yes, I'm afraid it is, I had no choice and no leeway.

I've spent a lot of time and effort on my recruitment and where I've made a mistake and got a type 2 contractor (contracting because they couldn't get or keep a permie role) then I've moved them on. My contractors are at the ninja end of the skill/effort set.

I'm actively persuing other roles for them in my network of contracts and doing the best I can to see them in new gigs ASAP. Doing what we're doing is fine - it's part of business, but I don't personally agree with this sort of thing right before Christmas.

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IR35 is a real mess. Let's hope the next government scraps it ASAP.

They won't.

If its a Conservative government, well, this is sort of happening on their watch already. If its a mostly red coalition of chaos, they've already committed £1.5 Trillion pounds that they do not have in extra spending to nationalizing near on everything, so no way will they watch "their" tax income sail on by. If it were reversed under labour while taxes shoot up for permies, then you'd see everyone jump ship to contracting and they'd have to target it.

I've already had to wave bye bye to my best contractors. We know they won't go perm (I've done my level best to find opportunities for them regardless), and we don't have the budget to offset the increase in costs. This is likely to pick up speed next year as more and more firms come to the same conclusions, which may make it difficult for some of the departing to attract other gigs.

2020 is going to be a bumpy year for contracting, which is dissapointing as I was hoping to do that next.

UK political parties fall over themselves to win tech contractor vote by pledging to review IR35

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Re: There are an estimated 4.6 million contractors in the UK.

If an Isle of Man company trades in the UK, it has to pay tax in the UK.

Yes, on its UK profit, which is after its MANX costs such as wages under the UC are deducted.

Where offshore stuff works legally is where they move an economic activity offshore.

That's a very idealistic view of "legally", and frankly I'm afraid you're very wrong about that too. My division makes billions out of knowing this stuff better than the tax man (both foreign and domestic).

It can work for bit multinationals, but for a one person band where the capital requirements are basically a laptop and maybe a car, not so much.

There's an independent coffee shop in the next town over from me legally based in the channel islands for tax purposes. Literally a one family band. This sort of thing isn't half as hard as you'd expect to set up (and no, I didn't configure it for them as a sideline).

How many one person IT contractors earn more than that?

All of mine. Some of them quite a lot more. Most contractors in the City will be doing that even if they're taking a full chew of holidays.

UK tax is 19%. So, even if what you say is true, the break-even position is £126,316.

It would be if I ignored things like the CGT exemption in IoM and instead used an offshore entity to make the gains and retain the profit thereby increasing the value of my shares in it, which when disposed of will be zero rated for tax. You're also assuming a single legged tax structure when you should be considering a web.

I'm limited in how much I can say about tax arbitrage for professional reasons, but in the entire time I've posted here, there's only one other contributor that probably knows as much or more than I do about this, and its very possibly I work(ed) with or for him.

LucreLout

Re: There are an estimated 4.6 million contractors in the UK.

A lot of them are registered in Isle of Man, which doesn’t have any legal tax benefits unless you actually move there

Sorry, but you have that wrong. Very wrong. You don't have to live in a place to pay tax there.

No CGT. No IHT. Top tax rate of 20% and taxes are capped at a £120k - after which its impossible to be taxed further.

It is applied on Max Sourced Income, in other words your pay from the UC, thereby allowing you to leverage dual taxation treaties to avoid paying again onshore, leaving your surplus income there to invest tax free.

The division I work in does this sort of stuff in great quantities, so I know a thing or two about it.....

RuneScape bloke was wrongly sacked after reading veep's salary details on office printer

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Re: When it gets as far as a tribunal ruling

Because it's not in the interests of the important people that Gov & EU listens to; the corporates.

And yet it can be. One of my colleagues (fellow Northerner, decent chap) got fucked over by the bank and left a few years back. He's doing far better outside of finance than I am still working in it (more lucrative work, fewer hours, and greater happiness). Annoyingly, as it's Xmas, the smug bastard will no doubt rock up to our reunion drinks with an ear to ear grin and tales of a home life.....

Logically, his employer would do well out of such changes in every way my bank would do worse, because we'd be getting sued a lot more than his employer, thus making his recruitment a lot easier.

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Re: When it gets as far as a tribunal ruling

That depends on company policy. The bank I work at won't engage with any form of tribunal short of legal action, thereby forcing the employees name into the public domain and thus tarnishing their career. Many many application forms require you to tick a box if you've ever sued an employer.

Only releasing to public record cases which former employees lose and where the case can be shown to be vexatious would be the single biggest positive change to workers rights, yet nobody is proposing it. Not domestically, not in the EU. Nowhere.

Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy

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Re: I have it on good authority ..

Let me introduce you to a little thing called 'inflation'.

Yes, Blair & Brown dumped money wholesale into public services way ahead of inflation year on year for more than a decade. Prudent public bodies would have used that money to restructure and become more efficient as it is obvious to all that on a long run timeline the public sector cannot consume more than an inflationary amount of money for existing bodies or no new agencies can be formed without it sucking in a greater share of GDP year on year leaving less and less money in the pot for the productive sector of the economy.

The Tories say that they have 'increased spending on xxx'

And they'd be right. We currently spend more than £50 billion annually than we did in 2010 on public services. That's an extra billion pounds a week! You do realize there's only 30 million income tax payers right? And of them fewer than 4 million higher rate tax payers that put in more than they take out?

There's no magic money tree/forest. The public sector already consumes record amounts of money and tax rates are already about as high as they have ever been as a share of GDP. There's no more money left to come. From this point on the public sector is all about efficiency, because there's no alternatives, no matter what your labour candidate or union rep tells you.

Edited to add:

The fact is that once base rates rise, the 6% of public spending that makes up interest on the national debt (more than the defence budget) will have to rise with it, thereby forcing reductions everywhere else in spending. It cannot be otherwise. Of course, if Corbyn and McMao get in and let rip, the country literally won't be able to afford an NHS by 2021 because the debt pile will be taking over its share spending. There's no free money - what is borrowed must be repaid and the interest paid constantly until it has been.

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Re: I have it on good authority ..

You might want to inquire where all the hundreds of billions the Tories borrowed has gone while they've been cutting public services to the bone.

YAWN. There have been NO CUTS. Its a union myth and a lie. Public spending has risen year on year every year - that is a fact. There's no more left to spend, contrary to what your labour candidate may tell you.

Where has the money gone you ask? It's gone where it always goes - on public sector pay and pensions. Where it now also goes is on interest payments on the national debt, which is really just money we spend on what we 'want' today that our children pay back for us tomorrow.

Googlers fired after tracking colleagues working on US border cop projects. Now, if they had monetized that stalking...

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Re: only to those deemed worthy by those who consider themselves societies morality police

Watch it, or El Reg will have to NoPlatform you, just to protect themselves.

El Reg wouldn't do that to me - all those people that usually come here to downvote me must bring a lot of eyeballs to their advertisers ;-)

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Re: I can only assume that the stalkage etc moved into legal/crime territory

You missed this bit then: "The four just so happened to be involved in labor organizing at the internet goliath"?

While I saw that and have few doubts its played it's part, it is in every way trumped by this part:

"They argued on Monday that a section of the corporation's code of conduct that says Google employees should “speak up if you see something that you think isn’t right” provided ample justification for tracking and scrutinizing their colleagues."

Sorry, but data my employer keeps and retains about me, my work, and pretty well anything else, isn't provided so colleagues who feel morally superior can snoop through it at leisure for whatever ends they feel is morally justifiable.

The division I work for at the bank is popular with some, and unpopular with others (an equal mix of envy and ideological objections), and my colleagues have absolutely no right to track me. If you don't like a legally permissible project the company is pursuing then you need to leave: you don't get to raid my data and use it for your own ideological ends.

Did they leak the data? Who knows. Frankly it doesn't matter. They had no business using it for ideological purposes when that was not the reason for which it was provided to the company or for which it had been retained.

Rights and laws, including the right to privacy and the law regarding data access, apply to everyone, not only to those deemed worthy by those who consider themselves societies morality police. This might not be a popular view, but think it through. I decide I'm morally superior to you so I decide to track you using data supplied to your employer for legitimate aims - I've made all the decisions and you bear all of the consequences, yet I've not actually been permitted or authorized to do any of what I did, I just decided my morals are superior to yours and then did as I pleased. That, in a nutshell, is their defence.

'Ethical' hackers say: It's just hacker. To be one is no longer a bad thing

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Re: Hackers v Crackers?

I'm surprised nobody kicks off about the term cracker being racially insensitive. That means something very different in some parts of the world.

Yes, it meant something very different to the gang that were yelling it while stomping my face into the floor.

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Surely a hacker is someone who hacks things together (hardware or software). A cyber-criminal is someone who breaks into someone's computers.

I'd just add "without contractual permission" to that. I break into other peoples computers from time to time, but only on their specific prior request and with their full knowledge of what I'm up to along the way.

Irish eyes aren't smiling after govt blows €1m on mega-printer too big for parliament's doors

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Re: That's some printer there

Certainly seems capable of consuming them...

I don't think we can blame the printer for peoples ineptitude. €230,000 to poke holes in the existing building. Surely it would have been vastly cheaper just to build the printer its own detached house?

I do marvel at how much more efficient the state could be if their employees spent our tax money like it was their own money - a little more thought, a little more care, and so much more could be achieved in terms of bang for buck.

UK taxman updates its employment-checking calculator for IR35: Still crap, say contractors

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Re: Hmm...

Yeah, no matter what numbers the contractors put in the bloody thing still keeps telling them to pay some taxes.

Second time lucky: Sweden drops Julian Assange rape investigation

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Re: Stating the obvious

He has stayed under oath that he held down and raped a victim who was physically resisting and pleading with him to stop.

Citation please. It's not that I don't believe you, I just want to check for myself.

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holding him in largely single isolation in a high security prison is not an acceptable situation for someone who has skipped bail

And yet I find it entirely acceptable. He has a history of absconding and thumbing his nose at the nation, so frankly he ain't getting an open prison.

he's not exactly a remorsless and likely to repeat murderer

Well, he is remorseless. Literally, he still thinks his actions are just peachy. As to the latter part, well, did anyone die due to his actions, and was that predictable ahead of time?

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Re: Stating the obvious

Now we'll simply never know.

^^^ This. If you don't show up to court you can't clear your name.

This will taint anything and everything he or his group do for the rest of his life.

Pack your bags, you're going to America, Lord Chief Justice tells accused Brit hacker

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Except for political prisoners such as Julian Assange

Not remotely true. The rape allegations he fled by jumping bail are still before various courts for the matter of detention/extradition, as is the crimes he's charged with in America. There's nothing political about it - these are accusations of simple crimes that have spanned several administrations.

Quite who he thinks he is to be sending conditional offer letters to several judiciaries stating his terms for being bound by the law. It's insane. His predicament is very much played for and got.

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Why doesn't anyone ever have a handle like "The Dork Overlard" ?

Because if I used the same name online as my wife uses for me at home then it'd not be much of a pseudonym.

Uncle Sam prepping order to extradite ex-Autonomy boss Mike Lynch from the UK

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Presumably...

...if he has to go, we'll be swapping him for the woman that killed Harry Dunn? It must be made politically impossible to extradite anyone to America for anything at all until that woman is on a plane to the UK with no immunity and no deals.

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

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Re: Marx would be proud

As you will appreciate, politics is about voting for the least worst choice. That's currently Labour.

Labour are never the least worst choice - even in a choice between a labour government or being shot in the face, they still come second.

Labour always bankrupt the country which always leads to public spending cuts because the money never existed in the first place. Its time the UK grew up and left behind socialism, which is the greatest evil ever designed by mankind.

Labour are the most racist party in British politics by a good long way. They're right on the verge of being found to be institutionally racist by their own EHRC. Horrible horrible people. Nastly little economically illiterate, misogynist, racist buffoons who have no business being near power, ever. And I say that as one who has voted for them in the past and was raised "red or dead". The sooner this vile party folds the better this country will be.

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This idea aside you're voting for further deaths, be it Grenfell again or homelessness or Universal Credit or the NHS being sold off.

Socialism and communism have killed more people than anything else last century. Socialism is the last great evil of the last century and it must be extinguished for our children to have any future worth the name.

The NHS already kills more than 30,000 people a year due to mistakes, and frankly is way past its best and in desperate need of modernization. This canard of the left that the NHS is the only way to provide universal healthcare is dishonest in the extreme. It's become a bottomless money pit which we cannot hope to fund into the future without a ground up rebuild with a focus on efficiency and patient care rather than as a means of income provision and a job for life.

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Re: Bad premise

They won't be taking broadband away from anyone.

You could only possibly believe that if you totally disregard the 1970s. The unions will strike so often your service will be patchy and unreliable at best. Nationalization does not, can not, and will not work.

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Re: Marx would be proud

But the thing is, supposing you can raise 20 billion

It's not £20 billion, its £100 billion, which is again a huge amount of money this country does not have.

This morning alone Corbyn knocked £760,000,000 of just one company with this morally and fiscally bankrupt commie rhetoric. That's a lot of money in the real world. That's the entire annual income tax from almost 250,000 average tax payers gone in a puff of smoke all before breakfast.

No sane person with the faintest grasp of economics can possibly justify voting for Labour. No person with a shred of decency could either given the rampant anti-semitic views held by most of the party.

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Re: "Labor is pro-remain, right?"

It must be mandatory for the result to be respected

^^^

This.

For democracy to work, with any parties and on any subject, the losers MUST capitulate and accept defeat. The will of the majority MUST be enacted or democracy no longer works.

Democracy is literally the tyranny of the many over the few. The alternative is actual tyranny.

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We really ought to pay more attention to the people who effectively said 'this is too silly to participate in'.

If you don't vote then you have agreed to side with the winner, whoever it is and whatever the vote was about. That's how it works. What you can't have is the losers adding them to their side and saying "only 34% voted for this", well, no or the vote wouldn't have passed.

The only workable alternative to that is to entirely discount those that didn't vote, because either they didn't give a stuff about whatever the issue was, or they were too slow to make up their mind.

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Re: Marx would be proud

Issuing bonds isn't quite the same as printing money. Because they have to be paid back.

Yes but where it becomes the magic money tree is that they simply print new bonds to pay back the old. Think about it - when did any labour government ever leave the power with more money than when it came to power? The answer is never. Labour governments end when they bankrupt the country - they literally all have.

Something they can't afford on day one is only going to be affordable on their last day if they've completely trashed its utility.

However doing QE and having the bonds directly bought from government by the Bank of England is directly printing money - and they also plan to do that.

The problem is that the interest payments on the debt the last labour government ran up now cost more than national defence. We literally can't afford another one because we're still paying for the last one.

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I'm not sure it's true that Labour's northern support are leave-voters.

Well, my town voted 83% leave. I'd say that's fairly committed given that's more people than voted labour, even in the Socialist Peoples Paradise of Sunderland.

most leavers are either Conservative voters or traditional non-voters.

That's only true in the south. Up North and in the midlands most leave voters were labour voters; they had to be because there weren't enough Conservative voters to deliver those mandates - many many brain dead red constituencies.

Though it's also true that I think Labour held most of the top ten remain voting constituencies in England in 2015 - as well as most of the top ten leave ones.

Yup but the remain ones are mostly London(ish) with a high percentage of youngsters, which was my point. Northern heartlands Vs young south - the party is trying to play each off against the next in a blind pursuit of power with absolutely zero idea how to reconcile that once they're in #10, which is all they actually care about.

Though as you say, none of this privatisation can be legal if it reaches the ECJ

Legal or not they simply can't afford it. Parliament can't set the prices because those firms are owned in the main by private sector tax payers in their pensions. Nationalizing them at anything less than full market rate would be theft of our pensions, which simply won't wash.

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The country gets one lowest common denominator broadband provider and no competition as they will have all died out.

You won't even get that much of the year as the unions will be on strike whenever:

1) They want to blackmail more money out of us

2) England play football

3) The weather is nice and they want a BBQ

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Re: Marx would be proud

BT will receive bonds for a chunk of the company I and many others have shares in.

Labour literally don't understand that issuing bonds IS printing money. The last election McMao was blathering on about not printing money but issuing bonds instead, as though the two were somehow different.

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Their apparent policy is to negotiate a better Brexit deal which they'll then put to a referendum where they'll campaign against it.

That's not a policy, its fear. Their party is split between their Northern heartlands who demand Brexit, and their younger southern voters who think Corbyn is cool, who want to remain. We can't do both (leaving with a deal is the only available compromise over leaving without one or remaining in) so they're desperately hoping the "brain dead red" parts of the country will wake up on polling day and follow family tradition. After all, nobody really knows why great grandad voted labour, but its what the family have done ever since.

My home town (Sunderland) is, to be frank, a shithole. It's been a shithole through blue governments, and red. But every election they vote "red or dead" with seemingly no clue that in order for things to change, they have to change who they vote for. Swing seats get investment, 100 year baronies do not. Labour treat my home city with utter contempt and yet still, still the locals can't see past a red rosette. It's all very sad.

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Re: Paranoid, moi?

And of course we're all going to trust a broadband network run by the government, aren't we.

I stopped counting the cost of Labours planned nationalizations when it passed £1.5 Trillion. There's not actually the money in the country to do it, even if it were a good idea, which of course it isn't.

However, the problem comes when investment is needed and the economy is tight. Where does the government of whatever hue spend its money? Health, education, gas & leccy, rail, mail, and cat pictures all become competing concerns. Something has to lose out, which is why we got the chronic under-investment in utilities and rail that we're only now seeing the end of the backlog of work.

High Court dismisses nameless Google Right To Be Forgotten sueball man... yes, again

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Re: It seems that ABC is well aware of the Streisand effect

So ABC really is in a corner of his own painting.

He is, though I'm wondering how the press haven't outed him yet....

Can anyone explain to me how he's paying the court application fees? I'm pretty sure you can't use cash, so how is he getting the cases before the beak in the first place? I'd genuinely love to know.

Judge shoots down Trump admin's efforts to allow folks to post shoddy 3D printer gun blueprints online

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Re: Why a 3D printed gun?

People hardly ever get shot in London (only 24 last year, in a city of 8.9 million people)

For those who cannot count that's one every other week with a short holiday at xmas. In what objective world is "hardly ever" once every other week?

I hardly ever sleep with a super model.

I hardly ever win the lottery.

FFS.

They terrrk err jerrrbs! Vodafone replaces 2,600 roles with '600 bots' in bid to shrink €48bn debt

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ok , so if they're on 18.5 k , it'll only take a thousand years , assuming theres no interest on the debt

The point he's making is that the next job to go will probably now cost less than £100 to replace by leveraging the new bot capability into a marginally different role or by scaling up the hardware / software.

The point he didn't make but could have, is that this could be a very lucrative side business for Voda, in the same way that AWS was for Amazon (and it's now most of their revenue).

Automation is coming, and gnashing our teeth & wailing isn't going to help. We either need to structure society for population reduction (and if AGW IS real then we have to do that anyway), or we need to move people up the education scale into harder to replace roles. Or both.

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Re: 600 bots

It's being positioned that a single unit of 'bot' is equivalent or comparable to a human worker, but the measure of the chatbot software's capability is actually incredibly vague.

I'm not sure they are positioning it as such.

600 bots, 2600 people. Its very likely a single chat bot can replace whole call centers. In McDonalds they may need more screens as people are slower at ordering than staff were at entering them into the tills, but the cost of each screen is probably £2k so for the cost 1 staff member they can have at least 15 screens.

Good or bad for people depends on what you believe will happen next - scrap heap of life, or opportunity to get a better role. I expect there's no universal outcome......

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Re: Odd pattern...

Christmas reductions, anyone?

See, for all people bang on about employment rights, when they focus on shit that really doesn't matter, while this sort of thing does.

Why can we not have two simple changes:

1) Employees name to be kept confidential in employment disputes unless the employer wins - you can't enforce your rights in court if it's going to damage your ability to get your next job(s), and in many professional industry's it does.

2) No RIF between 1st Nov and 31st Jan unless the whole C-suite forgo pay, benefits, and stock during that timeframe. My bank routinely culls in the run up to year end and it's effectively locking people out of their next job until Feb/Mar when budgets get signed off. Can these people not plan ahead more than 3 months? Really?

Cutting heads in the run up to Christmas is pretty merciless, and I say this as quite possibly the Reg's biggest capitalist.