Posts by Fungus Bob

That depends...

Are you freaked out?

Re: Just to be helpful:

"he absolutely loathes the reference"

Sounds like the authoritarian supremo needs a hug. Or cookies and warm milk. Or a nap.

Re: Only 28?

They were.

Re: Preferred Option

It would be more entertaining if Benny Hill did a re-enactment of the whole thing...

Re: Taranado

Substitute Tara Reid for the tarantulas and you might just have a winner.

No, if I turned into a paperclip I would not be immutable. I am a fungi, I have always been a fungi and I always will be a fungi!

"How do you funge something, anyway?"

With a hot funge sundae (?)

Re: Competent...

Sure they do. They're in Narnia next to the talking beavers.

She should be careful what she wishes for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvGr8WUzYs

Re: Where did we all go wrong..?

Dumping FidoNet for the iddernets.

Abandoning the Gopher protocol.

Taking Twitter seriously.

Re: The End of the Beginning?

When it comes to Facebook, there is no such thing as 'harsher than necessary'.

Re: Dominate Data?

Wrong Larry. It's the one at Alphabet Dell envys.

Re: Police are said to have flagged the win as suspicious.

Someone has to...

Re: Trolling for comments

I think JDX needs a hug...

Re: That's nice.

Yeah, but now they're back and going to eat your BRAINZZZZ

But it may poop itself.

Well, England *is* south of the Antonine Wall...

Re: Chicken Little

Moving the Earth the plot of the movie 'Gorath'. Yes, it has an overabundance of cheeeez...

https://classicscifi.blogspot.com/2010/06/gorath.html

Re: More Microsoft CloudFog

"you've got to wonder, how many *if any*, senior executives jumping on the Cloud conveyor belt, planned for..."

Planned? You have some rather strange ideas about life in the corporate world...

Although, if one applies Buffalo sauce to the chicken it tastes like a fire-breathing dragon...

Re: Application Support?

All I need is Edlin.

"why in the blue blazes would a supermarket have its own date format?"

Can't answer that but I once worked at an electronic component distributor where the IT "guru" wrote an inventory control program in RPG II that lacked units of measure. So when you saw that you had 647 of something you had no idea if it was pieces, feet, spools, gallons, pallets or some other weird measure.

Re: what are they doing?

"Are they using these to spy on Brits?"

They're using them to spy on *sheep*.

No, we're saying they're real creepy.

Re: Demonstration of Incompetence

"We expect business grads to know about standard deviation for most roles, is it really so much to ask for them to learn something about networking and systems if they're going to work in IT?"

You have some rather strange ideas about life in the corporate world...

Re: RT reborn?

"Windows S is a mode now"

Next you'll be telling us that New Jersey is a State of Mind...

Re: More inclusive?

"Of course, people with disabilities have to be helped, that is another matter."

And this is what Google is doing. Vegans are unable to see why nobody wants to be part of their sad, malnourished minority.

Re: Undermining Themselves

"The radicals are like squirrels. Not too bright, but they never, ever, EVER give up and sooner or later they simply wear you down."

Squirrels don't wear me down - if they don't go away soon, they die.