* Posts by Fungus Bob

1347 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2014

The only GOOD DRONE is a DEAD DRONE. Y'hear me, scumbags?!

Fungus Bob

Re: Lols again.

"why the down votes?"

Two people here actually like Windows 10.

Anti-adblocker firm PageFair's users hit by fake Flash update

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Trollface

Re: Hah! @ kryptonaut

@Little Mouse "I'm surprised they haven't forced Blipverts onto us yet."

Are you sure they haven't? Blipverts *are* very short and easy to miss, you know.

It's official: Tor's .onion domains must be kept off the public internet

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Coat

Re: Shrek...

Also, layer.cakes don't smell bad and make people cry.

Mine's the one with parfait in the pocket...

We're getting kick-ass at seeing through walls using just Wi-Fi – MIT

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Childcatcher

Re: What about the perverts?

STOP THINKING OF THE CHILDREN, YOU PERVERT!!

Microsoft's Big Data-driven improvement efforts flounder

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Re: "data-driven culture"

Emily Browning

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0115161/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

BTW, thanks for the history lesson :)

Aussies' distinctive Strine down to drunk forefathers

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Re: Snigger

And Boston and Chicago...

The battle of Cupertino: Jailbreakers do it for freedom, not cash

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Coffee/keyboard

AC, you owe me

see icon --------------------->

Bacon can kill: Official

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Re: Risk assessment...

Given a death rate of about 8 per 1000 and a population of 350 million, we do keel over by the 1000's every day.

Fungus Bob

Re: To which I say....

While margarine may not have been created for "health benefits", it has been promoted as healthy.

http://www.enjoymargarineeveryday.com/margarine-for-your-health

http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/health-benefits-margarine-vs-butter-6001.html

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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No, its *your* turn, *I* cleaned the Augean Stables last time...

Sales down, profit up, 1,000 bods chopped: Your one-minute guide to Planet Microsoft

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Re: We are making strong progress across each of our three ambitions...

"delivering innovation people-love"

Ya forgot a hyphen, AC. Without it SatNad's statement almost made sense.

Support scammers target Mac fanbois

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Re: If you run Linux....

Depends on which terminal emulator you're using.

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Devil

Re: is this fnally the year of the Linux Desktop?

I think this is the Year of Mobile on the Desktop....

US nuke boffinry to be powered by Facebook-inspired Linux servers

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But could this wonder technology be used to teach a bomb phenomenology?

PC shipments slump in Q3, thanks to free Windows 10

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Linux

Windows 10 didn't prevent me from buying a new PC in Q3

Bought a NUC and stuck Linux on it.

NASA boffins on Pluto: We see skies of BLUE and... RED water ice

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Facepalm

If you were on the surface of Pluto...

... you would not see a blue sky because you'd be frozen like a Nutty Buddy ice cream cone!

Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'

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Linus has a beard. Its just that in his case its a loadable module...

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Re: Soup for later

"the beard however is 90% grey and added twenty years instantly, so no oldy hipsterism for me."

Same here except I figure that I earned every last one of' the gray ones, so I'll be damned if I won't display 'em! BTW, last time I saw my chin was around 1990.

Is the world ready for a Raspberry Pi-powered Lego Babbage Engine?

Fungus Bob

Re: Sorry but..

Knapped flint? Oooh aren't we fancy! When I were a lad we had to punch holes in stone tablets with our fingers *and* had to gnaw the tablets out of the quarry with our teeth.

And get eaten by dinosaurs every night. Every last one of us. No survivors.

If you got Netflix for Miss Marple, you're out of luck (and a bit odd)

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Sure would be nice to be able to buy a digital version without worryworts spoiling it

Gave up trying to buy a copy of Space Milkshake from Amazon as they insist that I "register" my "device". Too much bullshit.

Went to the Space Milkshake website - the download was $2 cheaper than Amazon and was a plain, old MP4 file with no stupid DRM to inconvenience me.

Wonder what Worstall thinks of this...

Oz propaganda lists 'alternative music, environmentalism' as TERROR THREATS

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FAIL

Australia turned into the USA when no one was looking

Shit, things are so bad in The Land Of The Free that I have to listen to bagpipe music with headphones!

Official: North America COMPLETELY OUT of new IPv4 addresses

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"Did you know it's actually easier to type the loopback address in IPv6?

::1"

And there's the problem with IPv6: it looks like Esperanto or some private language twins make up.

More email misery and pillory for Hillary as FBI starts quizzery

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Re: Why on Earth is this marked HPC?

Hillary's Poor Choices

Ex-HP boss and US prez wannabe Carly sings about her dog on TV

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Re: We're doomed....

Its Accounting Math.

Accounting Math is Witchcraft.

Fungus Bob

Re: Bill Clinton playing the sax

Only if it works. If it backfires, its more like Michael Dukakis trying to look Manly by driving a tank and winding up looking like Snoopy.

Indianapolis man paints his ball every day – for FORTY YEARS

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Re: Ball rings

"Would be interesting to see it cut in half..."

Sure enough, every time some oddball thing shows up somebody wants to kill it.

For just $400 you can have this Raspberry Pi – and mine bitcoin

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Re: Reminds me of..

Hey! Aerodramatics are important on a race car!

US librarians defy cops, Feds – and switch on their Tor exit node

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Re: Primaries, caucuses....

"I really don't understand your Presidential Election system at all"

Its like mating a bassoon with 5-day Freshness - if it actually worked it would be outlawed.

MYSTERIES of remote ICE WORLD PLUTO: New pics BAMBOOZLE boffins

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What would really baffle the boffins...

...would be if they found a WW II bomber on Pluto.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-cRPR4AC_89c/TXJxh1qEXfI/AAAAAAAACTM/fyo0-IZOXg0/s1600/Weekly+World+News+-+Google+Books.png

'China and America can be best friends' says diplomat keen to CYBER

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China will prop up our economy soon enough

They'll have no choice: if the US economy tanks badly enough, not only will they lose their biggest customer but they'll have no way to collect on all that debt they bought. Trying to repossess any part of our country won't work as our government won't give up any place useful like the West Coast (technology) or the Gulf coast (oil refining) or most of the Rectangle States (agriculture) or the East Coast (finance and Federal govt.). They might give China Idaho and laugh their asses off as the Chinese try to deal with all the survivalists holed up in the mountains or maybe Florida and let all the old people run them over at 3mph. So the Chinese are fscked.

Don't want to upgrade to Windows 10? You'll download it WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

Fungus Bob
Windows

Re: "A complete numpty's guide to linux"

NO! A successful complete numpty's guide would be a disaster - Ballmer might show up!

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Snakes... Why did it have to be snakes?

China eyes the dark, sorry, far side of the Moon

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Boffin

Re: Verification

All China has to do is release the colonoscopy video of the ass-end of the moon. Credibility problem solved!

As McAfee runs for US President – we ask a crucial question: Will Reg readers back him?

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Re: American Politics

"Crazy, idiotic, paranoid and criminal"

Batshit crazy would be an improvement over the usual bunch of pathetic weasels we usually get.

iPhone 6 gives bloke 'painful, lumpy' skin condition in trouser storage

Fungus Bob

"They give me a rash, even without touching them."

You're holding them wrong.

Is John McAfee running for US president? 'My campaign manager told me not to comment'

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"is there a Dickhead party he could run for?"

"The two best-known examples are the Republicans and the Democrats."

And Mad McAfee is not nearly as pathetic as the bunch of losers currently trying to get our votes.

Heigh ho, oh no! Politically correct panto dumps Snow White’s dwarfs

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Childcatcher

Re: But

""Melanin Challenged and the Seven Persons Of Restricted Growth" doesn't have the same ring does it."

But "Snow White and her Seven Friends" sounds like a porno.

HP and Dell flogging Surface Pro direct? No issues THERE. NONE AT ALL

Fungus Bob

Re: Only too right

<"loving Windows" ?>

In Windows 69 Cortana is naked...

A Dyson car? Don't rule it out. We're suckers for innovation, says CEO

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...and fill it with eels.

Fungus Bob

"Any new Dyson car will probably suck."

So it would really stick to the pavement? Good. Handling is important in a car...

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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...I miss testicles

Small wonder, little competition: Asus Chromebook Flip

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Re: you only get 16GB of storage, or just under 10GB after system requirements.

I think they're talking about storage space, not RAM use.

Oh no, startup Massive Analytic unleashes 'artificial precognition'

Fungus Bob

Re: If the technology is even a fraction as good as advertised...

"tech-savvy users doing their damndest to poison the database"

Or some bright spark will figure out that putting a 1K resistor to ground on the right data line will cause the whole thing to erase itself.

US mulls unprecedented Chinese sanctions in wake of hacks – report

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Trollface

Re: Bad move

"The US is actively forcing Russia and China to form some kind of alliance."

They can't form any sort of meaningful alliance as they have been polluted - both countries have McDonald's "restaurants".

Come to think of it, that may explain how US laws get enforced in other countries. North Korea has no McDonald's and US laws definitely don't get enforced there...

T-Mobile US CEO calls his subscribers thieves, gripes about 'unlimited' limited tethering

Fungus Bob

Re: Modify handset ?

"Can I also modify my debit card please to have unlimited access to bank money, please ?"

Only if the bank has promised you unlimited funds.

Giant sea scorpion which prowled ancient oceans revealed

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Holmes

Re: Sy-Fy fodder.

"Pentecopterus vs. Mega-Coelacanth"

Canned laughter for Canadians selling cans of air at $15 a pop

Fungus Bob

Re: Is it April the 1st?

"and not from one's derri-air?"

Isn't that from Ireland?

US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off in 2018

Fungus Bob

Re: cannon with wings

I thought that was the AC-130.

Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist

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Boffin

Re: Maybe you "Entitled" cyclists....

"The roads are designed for Autos. They pay the taxes that provide upkeep for the roadways. YOU DON'T!"

WRONGO! Autos don't pay taxes, the owners of the autos pay taxes. Since road wear and tear rises exponentially with weight, bicycles cause almost no damage while cars cause about 1% damage and OTR trucks are responsible for about 99% of the road wear and tear. The problem is not that bicyclists aren't paying their fair share, the problem is that the owners of the trucks aren't paying their fair share as they only pay 35% of the cost of road maintenance. These are US figures.

Read more here:

http://truecostblog.com/2009/06/02/the-hidden-trucking-industry-subsidy/

http://www.vabike.org/vehicle-weight-and-road-damage/

And no, I do not ride a bicycle, I drive a minivan. A loud, butt-ugly minivan that gets people the hell outta my way!

Windows 10 blamed (partly) for stalled PC sales recovery

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Re: El Reg agenda

If a roadster is a car with no roof, what is a hamster?