* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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When Google cost cutting goes molecular: Staples, sticky tape, and PC sweating

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I suppose the objective is to keep the activist investors off their backs - and off the board.

But didn't the decline of HP start with cutting the daily doughnuts?

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Providing they buy enough string and sealing wax to keep the servers from falling apart it should be OK.

Bank rewrote ads for infosec jobs to stop scaring away women

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Re: So they removed the impossible?

I think a lot of this nonsense originates from ISO9000 and its relatives. It starts with an innocuous statement that all jobs must be done by someone with relevant qualifications and/or experience. (NB this more or less knocks on the head any idea of recruiting the inexperienced and training them up). Then the next draft of the quality manual specifies a period of years. The next one says it must apply to all products in use. The next one says that departments must specify exact versions of products when recruiting.

If the penny ever drops that the quality manual is a millstone, in this and many other respect, it gradually starts being whittled down. Eventually it arrives at a statement that all jobs must be done by someone with relevant qualifications and/or experience. The ISO9000 certification simply becomes a badge saying the organisation wasted a lot of time, effort and money developing what is quite possibly a mediocrity management system - providing they're consistently mediocre everything's OK.

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Re: Autistic People too

Not disqualified, over-qualified.

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Re: Autistic People too

"So putting a number value there, really is just laziness."

You're being too kind.

Parts of UK booted offline as Virgin Media suffers massive broadband outage

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Re: No service update

Welcome to 21st century customer service.

Why UK watchdog abandoned its Apple monopoly probe

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Re: So now the UK is out of the EU...

I think your & the OP's downvotes were a reaction tone of the posts being found offensive by those who voted remain* but are now stuck with the result, those too young to vote but who are now stuck with the result, those who voted leave but now realise they were victims of a con, those who thought it wouldn't have any consequences & wanted to make a protest vote and, with less justification, those who didn't vote because they thought they didn't need to bother voting against something so self-evidently stupid would never get anywhere near a majority.

I'd guess that now amount to more than half of the UK's population.

* In case you've forgotten, that was a whisker under half the votes cast.

Uber driver info stolen yet again: This time from law firm

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Re: Legal stuff

Thanks - adds context.

It still leaves the issues of just how much they had - that weasel word "included" - and whether they needed it all. And whether the drivers knew it had been passed on. We're still not at the stage where data is regarded as toxic: you may need to have some but it's safest to hold as little as possible. And insufficiently guarded is doubly toxic.

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Why did they have this data in the first place?

Why a top US cyber spy urges: Get religious about backups

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Re: Free secure data backups! Now!

I take it you're only suggesting it be free with Windows because Windows users are most in need of backups?

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Re: Good backup is expensive

It's the board that needs to get the message first. Then they can kick the complaints all the way back down the ladder. There does seem to be an inkling in govts that critical infrastructure is - well - critical. They might even be getting insistent about it. We can only hope that they work out PDQ what they need to insist on.

AI software helps astronomers deblur galaxies snapped by Earth telescopes

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Re: A money saver!

It's probably also produced material for a PhD thesis. Maybe a bit too specialised to write it.

Paid and legacy Twitter verification now indistinguishable

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"He (and the rest of the legacy notable blue ticks) were the product"

Musk is probably running the site on that basis. Nobody told him that the product are the rank and file users who are sold to advertisers.

In the battle between Microsoft and Google, LLM is the weapon too deadly to use

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Re: Futile

"It might be a good idea to find out before widely deploying this stuff."

More likely the usual three step procedure will be followed:

Use it blindly, find out the hard way what doesn't work, "it's sooo last year".

NHS Highland 'reprimanded' by data watchdog for BCC blunder with HIV patients

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"I guess you have what you deserve"

Those whose email addresses were inadvertently negligently shared didn't deserve it.

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“encourage compliance, prevent harms before they occur and learn lessons when things have gone wrong.”

One hopes that this would consist of a severe bollocking pointing out GDPR's provisions for action against senior members along with notice that this will happen next time and an insistence that at the very least this will be an item on the annual reports of everyone in the command chain.

But I doubt it. ICO have given up the fight.

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Regulatory capture in action.

Scientists speak their brains: Please don’t call us boffins

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Re: Ask the dictionary

Growing up in the post-WWII years the typical usage seems to have been anyone involved in the sort of R&D that won the war (excepting, of course BP & the like which we were never told about). As such is was a term of respect. The IoPs problem seems to be that it's neglected to polish its own image.

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more than 10 times the number of respondents thought the term described a man compared with the number who thought it described a woman

I wonder what response they'd get if they asked about the term "scientist" or "physicist".

EU mandated messaging platform love-in is easier said than done: Cambridge boffins

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" If you want to message someone on telegram, use telegram. If you want to message someone on WhatsApp, use that."

And what if you just want to have one ID on one system instead of buying into every service every would-be tech bro sets up

I don't have to have a mobile on every network and a landline from every landline operator because they all inter-operate.

I don't have to have email addresses with multiple MSPs because email inter-operates.

What's proposed here is to try to make messaging work the same way.

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Legislators really need to commission a proof of concept before legislating.

Germany sours on Microsoft again, launches antitrust review

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Maybe they're hoping Microsoft will open a very large EU office in Germany. After al it worked for Munich.

Microsoft scrambles to fix Windows 11 'aCropalypse' privacy-battering bug

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Re: It beggers belief...

The problem here is not with what's done and why. It's with the term "crop". If that's what's offered to the user then it's reasonable to expect the user to think that that's what will happen. What's actually happening would be better described as "frame".

LibreOffice Writer acts in the same way and the compress option only affects the image's resolution, not its boundaries.

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Re: Why expect the PDF converter to do more than Word did?

I didn't. The Word files were already bloated by uncropped images.

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It seems to be a general thing with "cropping" tools. I had the task of turning some Word documents of books into PDFs. The files turned out to be much bigger than expected, largely because the supposedly cropped images weren't. In one case several different faces had been "cropped" out of a larger image. The entire image was embedded several times. I think there must be a misconception amongst devs that "crop" really means "frame" as that's what seems to be happening. Fortunately Gwenview did a proper cropping job for me (other FOSS image editing tools are available).

Critical infrastructure gear is full of flaws, but hey, at least it's certified

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Re: But I followed the rules...

They can wave it at the press, possibly successfully. Waving it in court is apt to be subject to more rigorous cross-examination.

Accenture puts 19,000 staffers' heads on the chopping block

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Re: 35 years and Greed is still Goooood!

That comes later when they discover what the laid-off workers had been doing all these years.

Utah outlaws kids' social media addiction, sets digital curfew

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Think of the children...

... and remember that some of them may be voting as soon as the next election.

Oracle reportedly making job cuts at health IT arm Cerner

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Our patients

Larry Ellison said: “As we move our Cerner patients ..."

Is that Larry Ellison MD?

Barred from US tech, Huawei claims to have built its own 14nm chip design suite

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Re: Intel

The logical extension of this is that they get down to 0nm & then have nowhere to go but negative numbers. Although, as you point out, the existing numbers are already imaginary.

Forget general AI, apparently zebrafish larvae can count

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Re: Tigers vs Zebra (fish)

It raises the question of how they behaved when they thought the hide wasn't empty.

Red Hat veteran will head up SUSE from May as Di Donato steps down

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"that was the good SCO"

Good it was but it still managed to price itself out of the market that could have been its own. It was doing well in the small server market but was too dear for the desktop. They did throw developers the sop of a distribution with full developer tools (which were an extra for the the normal server product) but with only a 6 month licence (although there was nothing in the software to enforce that).

By supporting them Microsoft not only spread FUD against Linux, the effort and cost of the litigation weakened SCO. Without that it might not have been as easy for MS to take over the server market.

Microsoft breaks geolocation, locking users out of Azure and M365

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Toshkent

I'd assumed Toshkent was just because their explanation was a load of tosh but it turns out that Toshkent is the area around Tashkent.

You can always learn something new at elReg

If scammers use your AI code to rip off victims, the FTC may want a word

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generative "AI" systems

I think you misspelled "cryptocurrencies"

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Re: What does this regulation prohibit that isn't already prohibitted?

"Your jurisdiction will vary"

That's not necessarily the US's view.

First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

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Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

"the chances of life in the universe is 100%"

As someone with degrees in biological sciences I already knew that to be the case.

IT depts struggle with skills shortages despite Big Tech layoffs

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Having made that mid-life transfer - although that was into IT - I can endorse the idea of a mid-career change. However, in my case the trick was to have built up the skills for the second career as a side-line in the first. If you've worked in IT in some particular industry review your experience of that industry. Have you picked up sufficient knowledge of that to transfer out of IT into a wider business role?

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Re: Twitter shouldn't even be counted

If you're laid off you're laid off. It doesn't matter where from.

Russian developers blocked from contributing to FOSS tools

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Re: "This seems backward to us"?

You think pull requests aren't reviewed before they're accepted?

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" it's a matter of protecting code bases from malicious actors"

You think pull requests aren't checked before accepting them?

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Re: Ridiculous

This is, or should be, about FOSS. You cannot hold individuals, even citizens of a democracy, responsible for actions of their governments with which they do not agree, nor should you punish them for them and these would-be FOSS contributors are not even living in a democracy. What would you do in their situation?

Hospital to test AI 'copilot' for doctors that jots notes on patient care

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"three bottles of wine every week.... Wine would be an entity, and an attribute would be three bottles, and other attribute every night."

If that's how it works the time saved in taking notes will be spent in fixing the results.

Ferrari in a spin as crims steal a car-load of customer data

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Maybe they should send in the mafia to deal with them. Unless it was the mafia...

How the Internet Archive faces potential destruction at the hands of Big Four publishers

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Re: For those neigh saying..

"I am under no obligation to publish more if I choose not to, just because someone wants a copy"

OTOH you should not have a problem if someone else makes a copy for the person who wants one. No skin of your nose etc.

In fact, my local history group has published a number of books in small print runs. This introduces the problem of what to do when they go out of print. Given the economics and likely sales of a second print run we have decided to put them on line as PDFs. Other historians, schools or whoever can still obtain copies & we don't have to deal with on-demand publication which can't be achieved at our typical prices.

BBC to staff: Uninstall TikTok from our corporate kit unless you can 'justify' having it

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What happens when/if the Online Unsafety Bill becomes law with every device backdoored by HMG? The present situation is going to be looked back on as the halcyon days.

Google Cloud's US-East load balancers are lousy with latency

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Re: make a hasty move to another region

"one of the selling points"

You know what they say about being able to tell when a salesman's lying. His lips move.

IT phone home: How to run up a $20K bill in two days and get away with it by blaming Cisco

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Re: Ah, the good'ol days..

"It Still Does Nothing"

But obviously not true. It racks up charges, that's what it does.

Average Adobe staffer makes $170k a year, and 185 of them = 1 CEO

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Margins in software locking customers into subscriptions.

FTFY

The Shakespearian question of our age: To cloud or not to cloud

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Re: Shakespearian question?

You had me puzzled for a moment but, yes, it is that time of year. "The old sheep of the Lake District" to quote Rumpole.

Police pounce on 'pompompurin' – alleged mastermind of BreachForums

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Re: Meanwhile over at Microsoft

I find it not at all difficult to not use their browser because a find it not at all difficult not to use their OS.

It's best to fix problems at source.

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