* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

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Re: When do people understand that cash rules?

It's a sad commentary on the age of my contemporaries that the logos engraved on the pens I collect these days are those of the local undertakers.

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A desk tidy for several different sizes of Post-It notes. There are no known sizes of Post-It notes that fit it.

OTOH, this being on the early days of mobiles, I was in an office with a shop on the ground floor. The carrier bags were considered wonderfully cool for the kids to take their stuff to school in.

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Re: AHH the good old USB

A requirement of mine is that the stick be easily removable from the key-ring when required. One reason being that having the weight of a big bunch of keys is not good for the connectors. Another might be that the bunch of keys makes it too conspicuous.

A further requirement is that when not in use the connector should be protected from pocket lint.

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Probably. But possibly a BOT that's discovered a gap in its training data.

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DDG also has it at the top hit. I'm not sure where any of the rest might lead.

Most of UK agriculture dept's customer interactions are paper based

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Re: Rees-Mogg is missing a trick

I doubt he's aware of something so egregiously bleeding edge.

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"some elements which required users to phone helplines"

If industry standard practice is being followed every 30 seconds while on hold there'll be a recorded announcement suggesting the caller try using the website instead.

GitHub, Microsoft, OpenAI fail to wriggle out of Copilot copyright lawsuit

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Re: Seems like the rulings are competent and well reasoned.

"it makes me wonder the competency of their legal team"

It shows their legal team is on the ball. Defence will try any possible avenue hoping to get lucky with some of their attempts however implausible.

Privacy Framework draft isn't 'future-proof', say MEPs

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"The Data Protection Review Court is a mechanism put into place by the US to give European citizens the same right of redress they'd have at home."

There's a very simple principle that would sort this out. Irrespective of where the data is wrongfully accessed the redress should be between the data subject whoever accepted the data initially and in the jurisdiction of the data subject as if it had happened within that jurisdiction. While a business can't reasonably be held responsible for the actions of some other jurisdiction they can be held responsible for exposing data to such actions. How they do that is their problem but if the incentives are there they'll do it.

Is there anything tape can’t fix? This techie used it to defeat the Sun

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If the vultuire had actually bitten the LNB instead of bending it we'd have to assume it was a Register journalist.

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And irrespective of the county, I'd have thought sunlight would have been the least of problems on a building site.

ENISA leans into EU-based clouds with draft cybersecurity label

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"aims to better protect member-state governments' and businesses' data."

I'd hope they haven't forgotten protecting their citizens' data as well. Not that it helps us here now that we've taken back control.

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Either a JV or maybe some form of franchise. I think there must be lawyers around Seattle with some experience of that sort of thing.

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the big 3 will have to agree to it, and they will.

Isn't "When you have them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow" an old American saying?

VA's Cerner EHR platform fails to deliver medications to veterans

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"three out of seven Cerner pharmacy module improvement projects had been flagged by the VA as completed in four months"

Call me old-fashioned but I always believed in getting things right before putting them into production instead of having seven (at least) improvement projects.

EU-US Privacy Framework could make life easier for a data biz, if it survives

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Re: Living in a fantasy land.

"That means nothing to the head-bangers in the Conservative Party."

Not exclusively in the Conservative party - think Farage - and not entirely affecting the entire party. If you want an explanation all you have to do is remember that patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. If you want to attract support all you have to do is conjure up an enemy without; it doesn't have to be an enemy without your country, an enemy without your trib is sufficient (think N Ireland). That will bring a host of the gullible who'll not realise that the power you gain (or "take back") isn't power they'll have, nor even power that will be used on their behalf. It'll quite likely be power that used to their disadvantage.

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It's just another kick of the can down the road. Once the challenge is going through the courts the work will start on a new form of words which has the same effect.

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Re: Delusional Description: GDPR Is Still A Joke....

Correct up to a point but the real shortcoming of GDPR in both the EU and UK is that all it does is enable someone to make a complaint. There's nothing about pro-active enforcement in any jurisdiction, at least as regards individual give-aways. That's why we rely on Max Schrems.

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Ageed. The suit needs to be against who you gave the data to in the first place and in the jurisdiction where the initial transaction took place. If the costs of that are sufficient deterrent then the data should never get within reach of the US, not even via the CLOUD Act.

I still think a lot of small claims would be the best way to discourage them. Death by a thousand cuts. A small claims route means that even if they send a heavy weight lawyer to contest it they can't get their costs back if they win, they wouldn't be able to set a precedent so they'd have to defend them all or concede and if the sort of numbers which would interest a class action lawyer were to do that every year they couldn't really afford to throw money away if they were going to lose regularly.

The Hubble Space Telescope is sinking! Two startups want to save it for free

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Re: But why...?

Would building and launching a Hubble 2.0 really be cost comparable with this proposal to give 1.0 a shove to keep it going?

I'm not saying a 2.0 wouldn't be a good idea, it's just a matter of what's likely to happen.

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Hubble & JWT complement each other in that they observe different parts of the spectrum. Unless there's a Hubble replacement planned it would be unfortunate if it were allowed to fall out of the sky.

Cisco: Don't use 'blind spot' – and do use 'feed two birds with one scone'

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I know el Reg threads drift but this one's going so fast it's hydroplaning.

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"WTF is a half bath?"

What you get when someone with an angle grinder tries to fit a bath into a shower cubicle.

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Re: "hanging processes"

"And let's not forget that those first early humans were undoubtedly dark skinned."

As late as the Mesolithic in N Europe, I think. In evolutionary terms that's quite recent. Light skin is only an adaptation to lack of sunlight & consequent reduced vitamin D production.

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Re: Blind spot

"Octopus eyes are weird."

Convergent evolution in action.

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Re: Boycott The Language Marxists-Nazis

Not the old British Library Reading Room in the BM? That's the one that normally gets the credit.

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Re: "English has more words than any other language, , by a factor of two or three"

Also should one take into account the multiple meanings of some words sequences of letters?

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Are we still allowed to say positive and negative in relation to electricity? I suppose positive is OK but maybe we should refer so an abundance of electrons for the other.

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Re: "hanging processes"

And don't forget black vs red as indicating credit vs debit (and, oddly, a positive vs negative balance). And although red might be derogatory there a red-letter day is something special.

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Re: Boycott The Language Marxists-Nazis

I think you're confusing Marx and Engels. Engels certainly had Mancunian connections.

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Re: Get a life, hand-wringers & namby-pambys.

I suppose it would depend on the area concerned but such bans could be considered demeaning to the local culture where such usages are traditional.

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Re: Scones

"the Scone of Stone"

That's what comes of letting them dry out. You should leave no scone unturnedeaten.

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Re: Scones

Surely they don't want to trigger all those arguments about how it's pronounced. It should, of course, be pronounced with a short O.

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A knowledge of history is reassuring. It's essentially Puritanism. The Puritans tried to regulate everyone's thought in the late C16th/early C17th. They were followed by the considerably less restrictive late C17th & C18th. Then we had the Victorian values of the mid o late C19th followed by the Edwardian period, flappers and the swinging sixties. We're back in the Puritan phase again but this too will pass and its proponents will be derided just as their predecessors were.

This upstart is selling tickets for a SpaceX trip to the world's first private space station

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Is it going to be funded on the "Restaurant at the end of the Universe" basis - I pay a small amount now and by the time it's ready the accrued interest will be enough to pay for it?

Sonatype axes 14 percent of staff, reminds them not to talk to the press

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"gave employees strict instructions not to talk to the press"

If you don't want anyone talking to the press it might be better to keep them all as employees.

The world of work is broken and it's Microsoft's fault

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It's pointless saying that this (say email or meetings) are a waste of time and that (Excel or Word) are productive. It depends entirely on the value of the outcome.

Microsoft disarms push notification bombers with number matching in Authenticator

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"zero-trust architectures, which take the position that anything or anyone trying to climb onto a network can't be trusted or given access until verified"

Unfortunately this conflicts with my position that anything pushing a text or email at me can't be trusted until verified.

Microsoft Azure CTO believes confidential computing is the future of targeted advertising

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Let us be specific here. "User" as "owner or representative of the owner" where "owner" means "whoever paid for the purchase of the computer" despite Microsoft apparently being firmly convinced that they own all of them.

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Thank you Mr Russinovich for confirming my suspicions about trusted computing. It's not provided for the user of the computer to trust, it's for the (OS) vendor.

Brexit Britain looks to French company to save crumbling borders and immigration tech

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"Exports to the EU are the highest they have ever been"

Citation needed.

Two Microsoft Windows bugs under attack, one in Secure Boot with a manual fix

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"to successfully exploit this flaw, an attacker must have physical access or local admin privileges on the targeted device."

With physical access secure boot can just be turned off.

Musk decides to bury dead Twitter accounts, warns users follower counts could sink

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"it'll be a small amount of disc space"

But that avoids buying more disks and, one presumes, the arguments about paying for them.

Meta CEO doesn't Zuck at Brazilian jiu-jitsu, apparently

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Maybe he should have a face-off with Putin. If it comes to a draw they could decide it in a judo/ju-jitsu tournament.

You'll [BZZ] like Intel’s [BZZ] NUC 13 Pro once the fan [BZZ] stops blowing

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Re: Americans can't hear fans.

Mine's worse when it's quiet althougt it would have been the noise of working in mills in the school holidays that caused it.

I suppose it varies.

Beijing raids consultancy, State-sponsored media warns more to come

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Maybe you don't remember the old Cold War days. You find a few of your spies have been arrested. You then arrest the odd innocent (or possibly not) tourist as a spy. A few days later an exchange takes place before the press or, depending on requirements, on some badly lit bridge in Berlin at night.

Of course this being now, Berlin won't fit the bill and they'll have to find another badly lit bridge.

The first real robot war is coming: Machine versus lawyer

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Re: Pass the popcorn

I read the other day that some singer announced anyone was welcome to use her voice for deep fakes providing they gave her half the proceeds. That seems to be a good way of getting ahead of the game.

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Re: sequels, prequels, and "reimaginings"

"Others come up with something I find interesting and occasionally make it past series 2 without being cancelled."

Maybe interesting material runs its course fairly quickly while the turd mines are limitless.

Of course Russia's ex-space boss doubts US set foot on the Moon

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Re: about 4 years ago...

2drink the stupid kool-aid"

Maybe that's his problem. About 79% proof.

The future of cars may be self-driving EVs gossiping about their humans and traffic

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Re: Lots of good uses for it technically

"but I'm fine if I can just read or watch a TV show or whatever."

Until you're needed at 0.25 seconds notice, to cope with whatever situation the automation can't handle.

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