* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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Bank boss hated IT, loved the beach, was clueless about ports and politeness

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To be fair, it's probably easier than plugging it into a USB A socket.

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Re: The RJ family...

"But then maybe, after all, it has kept a good few of us in a job over the years..."

And anything that does that can't be all that bad.

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Re: bullshit detected

"you just need to use your hammer some more"

You may need to use a chisel instead. Chisels make good wedges to take up the slack.

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Idiots, of course, don't know it's bad management so the behaviour persists.

Thirty-nine weeks: That's how long you'll be waiting for an AI server from Dell

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And yet whole warehouses are supposed to be full of stuff that can't be shifted because nobody's buying. Maybe they're so full it take 39 weeks to find the right SKU.

Ex-school IT admin binned student, staff accounts and trashed phone system

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Would you really trust him with hot fat?

Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

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Re: household name DIY product

"There is always an alternative and they are often cheaper."

For one thing, you're not expected to pay for their ads.

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Re: Delusional narcissist

"Highest office he could theoretically obtain is Speaker of the House."

But isn't Speaker just two sudden deaths away from becoming POTUS?

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Re: Delusional narcissist

"Disney and IBM buy it, and flounce off from X in a huff. Partly. But they still have accounts there because that's where the eyeballs are."

I don't have an account on any of the usual suspects so I don't know if they're still posting anything. However a quick glance at IBM's front page shows no blue bird there. In fact there are no social media links there at all and my general impression is that far fewer big name sites nowadays don't have any. I think it's getting to the point where marketing departments are starting to regard the whole mess as toxic and best avoided.

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Re: Delusional narcissist

But as per your previous post, they'll probably do that to stop someone else grabbing it. Peanuts compared to the hassle of dealing with the possible consequences of not doing.

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Re: more ads means more users ????????

And squeezed in between are the few he really needs who are now demanding money up-front.

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Re: Delusional narcissist

The whole world minus one will know who killed the company.

The only surprising thing is that it hasn't gone already.

Roblox investor plays hardball over 'weak' parental controls

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It's not necessarily rich people. It's a pension fund. I'm not familiar with DeKalb County but I doubt the County employees are rich. It's like Pascal said, they made the wrong type of investment for a pension fund and, assuming they're still holding the stock, are now doubling down by suing themselves. Any time you see these reports of stockholders suing a company just remember that the company is the company of stockholders. Its money is their money. All they can get is their own money and they'll have to pay both sets of lawyers for their days in court.

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Is this a shareholder suing itself are did they sell out & are now suing the rest - including those who bought from them? Either way, the lawyers win.

Admin of $19M marketplace that sold social security numbers gets 8 years in jail

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Perhaps it would be worth setting and publicising a standard tariff, say 1 day inside for each record sold. That way there'd be no expectation of just getting a few years. Just work out your life expectancy, what's the maximum proportion of that you're prepared to spend and set the maximum number you'll sell based on that. Making that calculation might give even those who think they'll never get caught have a few sobering moments.

The AI everything show continues at AWS: Generate SQL from text, vector search, and more

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"the ability to generate SQL from text input"

HR departments will need to avoid any candidates called Robert Tables.

Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

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Re: Goodbye

Less of a dream machine, more of a nightmare.

SAP faces more accusations of breaching on-prem customers' trust

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Re: "Our partnership with each of our customers is built on trust"

Trust is very easily monetised and when it's exhausted with any particular customer the Barnum principle will still be working.

That time a JPL engineer almost killed a Mars Rover before it left Earth

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Re: Measure twice, cut once.

And have some spares, just in case.

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Re: Main B Bus undervolt

A manager from years back said one of his former managers had a set of phrases to describe different grades of oopsies. The top grade was "Houston, we have a problem".

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Re: Measure twice, cut once.

An ex-colleague's preferred weapon was a steel ruler slapped down on the bench.

Okta data breach dilemma dwarfs earlier estimates

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From what I understand of their services the only reason you'd use that sort of service would be because you believe the supplier is better at access security than you are.

Server sales down 31% at HPE as enterprises hack spending

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"What’s not so mixed is analysts’ reactions to the company’s forecast for the current quarter"

Analysts have yet to grasp that no market has infinite or even just continuous demand. They can't be all that bright.

Vertiv goes against the grain with wooden datacenters for greener bytes

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Re: fast-growing plantations such as in Brazil

Yup. That was one of the remarks led me to wonder about the whole report. Others included not that much harvested wood going into timber because some of it goes into paper making. AFAIK timber for paper making is a fast grown crop, cultivated specifically for the purpose on a regular cropping cycle. Another was mention of allowing part of the crop to rot and part to be burned for energy. Leaving brash - the material that can't be used - to be recycled by natural means is actually good for the environment; it's part of the forest ecosystem and supports a lot of species which would be lost if the felled areas were completely cleared. Burning small wood for energy replaces some need for fossil fuel.

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Re: Have they thought through the ramifications...

You can prevent that with a fire wall.

Japan's digital minister flamed and shamed for using his smartphone in Parliament

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There seems to be a confusion between means and ends. Perhaps there was an assumption that use of a phone means that someone it trying to leak information out of a meeting despite the fact that a laptop or tablet could be used equally effectively to do that.

The phone in a restaurant is odd, however. If a party are having a meal in a restaurant I tend to assume they're there for a social occasion rather than just consume food. But of a few/all of them are sitting there poking at their phones and ignoring the others I wonder why they bothered to go there instead of just ordering a takeaway.

Activist Investor Elliott calls for a management reboot at Crown Castle

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Re: Elliott

I doubt many people in the UK were aware of it. I wouldn't have either if it hadn't been due to there being several such sites within a few miles of where I live and having had a cousin in law who worked at a couple of them.

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Re: Elliott

"a company I haven't even heard of before."

For a while they owned the ex-BBC transmitter network in the UK after the British Broadcasting Corporation decided it didn't want to do any actual broadcasting.*

* Quite reasonable. It meant they had to employ men who hadn't been to Oxbridge and who wore brown overalls with pens in their breast pockets. What was worse, most of it was outside London.

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Crown Castle must be doing things right.

Alibaba shuts down quantum lab, donates it to university

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A new bandwagon to chase.

Microsoft opens sources ThreadX under MIT license

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Pint

"bought the company, but the founder and original programmer up and left and started a rival company"

Good for him!

And thanks for the clarification, Liam.

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It's all a bit puzzling. TFA seems to imply that ThreadX was something that MS found themselves with, but didn't really need, as a consequence of buying Express Logic. That they might then open source it and shuffle it off to a foundation seems reasonable although very un-Microsoft-like behaviour.

But AFAICS from a quick search ThreadX was EL's only product. In that case what did they think they were acquiring? Was it just the development team? Is there some other product? Was the whole thing just a mistake by the M&A department - you know how it is, you get to the checkout and then find you picked up the box next to the one you intended.

Virgin Atlantic flies 'world's first fossil-fuel free' transatlantic commercial flight

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Re: Greenwash

"Burning vegetables still puts C02 into the atmosphere."

It puts into the atmosphere the CO2 that was taken out by the growing vegetables. That's a net zero at that level. However transport and processing have to be considered so if they used fossil fuels there's addition of some CO2 as a second order effect. If this is genuine waste then it's not a case of plants being grown for fuel. However destroying forest to grow cash-crops, even where those cash-crops are food, is a concern.

Tesla sues Swedish government after worker rebellion cripples car biz

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Re: Exponentially ridiculous

You've got to sympathise with him. It must get very confusing finding that you're the only man marching in step.

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Yes, but the lights are out so you can't see it.

Ukraine cyber spies claim Putin's planes are in peril as sanctions bite

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Re: "the civil aviation sector of terrorist Russia"

"a sociopathic, kleptomaniacal dictator"

And once you've stolen pretty well everything avaiable in your own country all that's left for you is to try to steal another country.

OpenCart owner turns air blue after researcher discloses serious vuln

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Re: That last sentence speaks volumes, Kerr is a conspiracy nutjob:

It's also a very effective way of drawing the attention of those you really shouldn't want to find out about your shortcomings.

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"Sounds like the author has a serious ego problem."

And that security is an afterthought.

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Re: So... if I read this right...

"Or have I missed the point?"

Let's hope those looking for shopping cart functionality don't miss it either.

Japanese tech startups testing cash incentives for office return

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It would have to be a short commute to cover the fares and commute time paid at NMW.

Ransomware-hit British Library: Too open for business, or not open enough?

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Apart from the personal data is anyone claiming there were secrets to protect? The need for security for the main collection is the integrity of the administration - although if it were to facilitate the theft of some rare book it might go beyond the temporary loss of access - and, where material is digitised, the integrity of the content against both loss and corruption.

I'm not sure if a desktop would be sufficient to rebuild a copy of the BL.

HMG needs to put more effort into securing our public systems than farting around trying to pry into citizens private affairs with the likes of the Online Safety [sic] Act.

Google Drive misplaces months' worth of customer files

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"Ultimately, trusting one's data – particularly data on which a business depends – to any sort of cloud storage should only be done after fully understanding the implications of the services' terms and conditions."

Namely, that it's somebody else's computer and your files aren't as valuable to them as they are to you.

IT sent the intern to sort out the nasty VP who was too important to bother with backups

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Re: How was it basically the VPs fault?

"She was using the IT equipment provided in the proper way"

Not really. Note this sentence from TFA: "When she got up to leave, she did not log out of her computer or save her work."

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Re: Can't stand IT

"Well if you just delete them, why are you complaining they're not there ?"

Probably one of these people who think the bin is storage for emails they read. If they've been used to a soft delete elsewhere they'll expect it to work that way.

Videoconferencing fatigue is real, study finds

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The test was a lecture, not a meeting. That's a very different thing.

BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

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And obviously π = e.

QED

Black Friday? More like Blackout Friday for HSBC's online and mobile banking

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Re: Mismash

"Now, when I actually got into the branch, super helpful and everything resolved in around 15 mins not including waiting around the same time."

This was an HSBC branch? Don't mention the location or they'll close it PDQ for not meeting corporate standards.

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"I haven't used (or seen) a cheque in at least a decade."

And if were an HSBC customer on Friday you'd have realised what you'd been missing..

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Here's an idea for the regulators. For every hour an alleged online banking system is offline the bank is required to open a given number* of branches and keep them running for a minimum of 10 years before closing them. It might or might not be an effective incentive to improve uptime but it would help to provide a mitigation.

* Perhaps dependent on the potential number of customers affected.

USB Cart of Death: The wheeled scourge that drove Windows devs to despair

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Re: They would absolutely test it nowadays.

"that is literally a part of what the beta channel is for"

That may be the case with Microsoft. What it should be for is to ensure that the development and integration testing has been done properly. In fact, it's arguable that that's the role of the alpha testers. There should be relatively few issues making their way through to the beta testers.

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