* Posts by Doctor Syntax

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IT sent the intern to sort out the nasty VP who was too important to bother with backups

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Re: Can't stand IT

"Well if you just delete them, why are you complaining they're not there ?"

Probably one of these people who think the bin is storage for emails they read. If they've been used to a soft delete elsewhere they'll expect it to work that way.

Videoconferencing fatigue is real, study finds

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The test was a lecture, not a meeting. That's a very different thing.

BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

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And obviously π = e.

QED

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Re: Ideal platform

This needs an extra dimension so that "Meh" can be expanded into its "Null", "Nil" and "NAN" alternatives.

Black Friday? More like Blackout Friday for HSBC's online and mobile banking

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Re: Mismash

"Now, when I actually got into the branch, super helpful and everything resolved in around 15 mins not including waiting around the same time."

This was an HSBC branch? Don't mention the location or they'll close it PDQ for not meeting corporate standards.

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"I haven't used (or seen) a cheque in at least a decade."

And if were an HSBC customer on Friday you'd have realised what you'd been missing..

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Here's an idea for the regulators. For every hour an alleged online banking system is offline the bank is required to open a given number* of branches and keep them running for a minimum of 10 years before closing them. It might or might not be an effective incentive to improve uptime but it would help to provide a mitigation.

* Perhaps dependent on the potential number of customers affected.

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And branches vanished long ago so there's nowhere to go to cash a cheque.

USB Cart of Death: The wheeled scourge that drove Windows devs to despair

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Re: They would absolutely test it nowadays.

"that is literally a part of what the beta channel is for"

That may be the case with Microsoft. What it should be for is to ensure that the development and integration testing has been done properly. In fact, it's arguable that that's the role of the alpha testers. There should be relatively few issues making their way through to the beta testers.

OpenCart owner turns air blue after researcher discloses serious vuln

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"Sounds like the author has a serious ego problem."

And that security is an afterthought.

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Re: So... if I read this right...

"Or have I missed the point?"

Let's hope those looking for shopping cart functionality don't miss it either.

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It also sounds like an excellent reason for businesses to avoid using OpenCart.

User read the manual, followed instructions, still couldn't make 'Excel' work

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If you put a panel with buttons next to a lift then it should be obvious that they'll get mistaken for call buttons. Save your mocking for whoever placed the panel there.

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"I took a photo of a list of all the old static leases to copy them to the new system"

And who hasn't done something like this and then tried to copy and paste as text?

Stop shaming service providers for outages, argues APNIC chief scientist

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Re: End-User Bollocking of Service Providers, ISPs, etc. ...

True but most customers aren't technically proficient and lawyers will be wilfully technically ignorant.

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Re: Question from someone who isn't a lawer:

Given that certificated of airworthiness are required for aircraft national regulators have a handle on the airline/aircraft industry. (When, as per 737MAX, the supposedly regulated is allowed to become its own regulator there's lesson to be learned for regulation as a whole.)

In the first part of the article Huston seems to have eliminated all possible candidates for the role including national regulators. Service providers are certainly not going to do anything that might bring liability to their doors without compulsion so I can't see any option other than OFCOM and its equivalents providing that compulsion. Even so it would take a good deal of government oversight to protect them from regulatory capture.

Broadcom re-orgs VMware into four divisions – none of which mention end-user compute products

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Re: Terminology

Or an Xcretion

Author hopes to throw the book at OpenAI, Microsoft with copyright class action

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It's a paperback. The terms do allow for the owner to rebind it but not for circulation. Maybe the intent is that libraries should buy the hardback edition.

Booksellers in the past (?C18th) sold books in paperback form so the purchaser could have them bound to match the rest of his books.

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Picking up the nearest paper-back I find a copyright declaration that says "All rights reserved" and then goes on to say "No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted without the prior permission..." (my emphasis).

That's from a 1985 printing so such declarations have been around for a long time. You buy a book, you have the right to read it, you have the right to pass it on in the same binding (imposing similar conditions on the recipient if you do) and that's it. No right to slurp it into any system. Nothing could be clearer.

Sam Altman set to rejoin OpenAI as CEO – seemingly with Microsoft's blessing

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One lesson to be learned is that the people who do the work are less dispensable than the board. But will boards learn that lesson?

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Re: Meh

Cookies? The ICO would like a word with you.

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"Six stories about Sam Altman on the Register in the last week! Who is paying for them? Is he issuing his own press releases?"

Alternately:

Six stories about the OpenAI on the Register in the last week! Who is paying for them? Are they issuing their own press releases?

Which is the better fit? A useful guide to working that out might be to identify the prime mover(s).

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Re: Satya?

Golden or pinchbeck?

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Re: Mmmmm

It doesn't need to be species-ending to be harmful. What we're seeing is individual victims suffering penalties at the hands of the state or big business with inadequate or no redress. Disentangling such cases is made worse because there is no audit trail to show how the problems occurred.

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Re: Mmmmm

The big attraction is that with any form of algorithmic decision making there's nobody to blame so that nobody can be charged with misfeasance in public office, fired or even given a bad annual report.

This needs to change. Individuals need to be held responsible for lack of due diligence, lack of supervision or whatever it is that leads to bad outcomes. There also needs to be an emphasis on sorting out consequences ASAP.

Horizon is a prime example: once the misuse of a faulty system had been exposed it should have been assumed that all convictions that involved Horizon data were unsafe, including those where the accused had been persuaded to plead guilty and/or made "restitutions". Not only should convictions have been quashed in bulk, there should have been urgent measures to compensate the victims and investigations into perjury, etc. started. As it is many convictions still stand, compensation is still being argued, nobody has been brought to court for their parts and we have a long running enquiry to establish what's by now largely public knowledge.

No more staff budget for UK civil service, but worry not – here's an incubator for AI

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TL:DR

We don't know what we're talking about but it won't stop us talking.

MOVEit victim count latest: 2.6K+ orgs hit, 77M+ people's data stolen

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Re: What is this MOVEit?

"but why would anyone need a middle-man to actually send the data for them?"

Because manglement have, in their wisdom complete lack of understanding how their businesses work and/or gullibility in the face of salesdroids, hollowed out their organisations to the point where they don't have anyone of their own capable of doing it.

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It might have been cheaper in the long run for organisations to hire a capable sysadmin to write their own scripts to shuffle data around their boxes.

OpenAI meltdown: How could Microsoft have let this happen after betting so many billions?

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A rule of thumb for all occasions

Never underestimate the cockup explanation.

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Re: Hard to say

"It sucks to be them either way"

But not undeservably so. It seems to have been a fairly probably outcome of the board's action. As directors it's part of their job to consider probable outcomes and avoid those which are undesirable.

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Re: What about Non-Competes?

You'd like to think so but in that case it would very likely survive with its litigation as the main corporate asset.

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Re: Boostrap problem?

"it is quite interesting to see just how many problems can be cracked open by a really good pattern matching engine"

I saw that sort of thing back in the 80s. What we have now, at least as far as powering search engines is concerned, are really poor pattern matching engines constructed on the basis that as many hits as possible are a good thing and an empty results list is an anathema, even when there are no hits that match the search terms.

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Re: Board

Already answered by Charlie Clark in an earlier post.

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Re: don't see how this is bad for Microsoft

"Except that the OpenAI board thought they'd sling Altman under the bus, and be left holding all the cards, and laughing all the way to the bank...I can't see the board of OA having a future with that company"

If they really didn't give thought to the possible downside would they have a future at board level at any other company?

Capita scores £239M contract to manage mega public sector pension scheme

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Re: WTF

"I just cannot believe that this has been approved and it shows the unbelievable level of incompetence in procurement."

Why not? The level of incompetence has already been demonstrated many times so it's entirely believable.

Meanwhile, does this include NICSP? Asking for a friend.

CompSci teachers panic as Replit pulls the plug on educational IDE

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Re: 2) observe how users flock to it

The shareholders here are those of the vendor. AFAICS the only customers are public sector.

Boffins claim invention of rechargable, biodegradable, supercapacitor drug pump

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OK, the battery dissolves. What about the charging coil, the delivery mechanism and the wiring between battery and mechanism?

Fired OpenAI boss Sam Altman may join Microsoft

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"a three-point plan for the next 30 days: ...talking to customers and employees, ..."

Yes, talking to customers and employees is such a drag but you've got to do it sometime and it's only 30 days.

Microsoft dials back Bing after users manage to recreate Disney logo in fake AI-generated images

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"A big part of what attracted us to Airbnb was our shared commitment to using AI to enable human connection,"

And how big a part was that compared to the money?

CEO of self-driving cab outfit Cruise parks his career

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Re: They're not alone

"Quite apart from the defective grammar"

Which pales beside the defective thinking.

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"to spend time with my family and explore some new ideas."

His family's view is that he shouldn't do both at the same time.

Why have just one firewall when you can fire all the walls?

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Re: "could hear the telescope motors start humming"

Even so, it's abysmal coding around an "Are you sure" prompt.

I remember a similar condition applied to an X-ray detector in an electron microscope - the detector liquid notrogne supply shouldn't be allowed to boil dry. The thought occurred that if exposure to room temperature would destroy it did that mean it had ben manufactured under cryogenic conditions?

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Re: We've all been there.

Avoid sitting on saws. They make a big impression.

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Re: We've all been there.

As monkeys are involved it's clearly a combination of sitting and swinging and as blaming is involved somebody's going to have to swing for it.

Lawyer guilty of arrogance after ignoring tech support

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Re: Worst case I ever saw ...

I think I might have been relieved. Depending on $CORPORATE the authorisation might have been turned down after the bookings were made and the money taken out of pay.

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Re: The rumored traditional IBM script for that...

Managing your users is almost as important as managing your manager.

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Definitely not. He was a well-regarded defence lawyer with a self-deprecating sense of humour. I certainly regarded him well after he eventually objected to the prosecution leader cross-examining* his own witness, namely me.

* No way was I going to put any great weight on hair comparison as he wanted me to do. I could never understand why the FBI lab seemed to make a big thing about hair comparisons; years after I read an article proving that their evidence was unreliable.

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Re: Too many to count

I'll admit to forgetting my document camera had a sliding lens cover.

It took me ages to work out that it was actually finding the camera but the signal was all black.

Ex-IBM sales veteran sues for access to health benefits

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Re: Oh look

And it will be surprising how pre-existing your condition may turn out to be.

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